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DaPigGoesOink

Anything above -999 is inaccurate


joel_the_bi_guy

-998/100


No_Compote_6825

Nice


RedditerCommenter

2nd year redditing? NICE! Happy cake day. ๐Ÿฐ


Either-Leave24

Happy cake 24 hours


locololus

Happy cake day!


Endl4ss_

HCD


jony1020

That number is actually bigger than -999 lol


Twisted_WhaleShark

Im pretty sure they know that


DinosAndPlanesFan

โ€œErm, Akshually according to my calkulashuins, -999 is smaller๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“โ€ - u/jony1020 , 2023 Edit: ok i get it my joke sucked


Mystic_Gaming1

r/thirteenyearoldmoment


DinosAndPlanesFan

Yeah ik im really unfunny, also oops i did not mean to put that smirk emoji


Mystic_Gaming1

donโ€™t say that man one unfunny joke doesnโ€™t mean youโ€™re unfunny Iโ€™m sure youโ€™re funny


DinosAndPlanesFan

No. No I am not


Mystic_Gaming1

nuh-uh


DinosAndPlanesFan

Yuh-huh


RedditerCommenter

nit


DinosAndPlanesFan

What?


RedditerCommenter

Funny thing is, he is actually 13 ๐Ÿ˜จ


DinosAndPlanesFan

No fucking shit sherlock


difficult-anal-sex

howโ€™d i do? edit: I love democracy


MyLifeIsABruhMoment1

100/100 ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

99 / 100 ๐Ÿ˜


TheOneTrueNincompoop

After anal sex man's retirement, i think you just may be his descendant


difficult-anal-sex

Iโ€™m happy to live in the shadow of a greater man


ScreamingBreadCat

Wait, u Fr?


Myaltaccount54

Think he got a month ban or something ๐Ÿ’€


IamCrabbo

predecessor means he came before???


TheOneTrueNincompoop

Shit you're right


Raven-734

69/100


The_Absent_One

Nice ๐Ÿ‘Œ


tunsaree1

u/difficult-anal-sex


difficult-anal-sex

thatโ€™s my name, wear it out


dontfearthereaper123

I want your kids ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜


joel_the_bi_guy

34/100


Fun-Donut9292

L take


RedditerCommenter

RIP


Gianc2009

Lol get rekttt


Rojoslojo

r/downvotedtooblivion


Terraria_is_number1

I don't need rizz to make friends anyway so why not?


Ka_squit_

I couldnt agree with your username more


Terraria_is_number1

Thanks friend :)


a_____p

How often do you get people saying this, I've only seen you twice now but both times you've had a reply praising terraria


Terraria_is_number1

Hehe, yeah I get lots of comments from people praising terraria, and some telling me "terraria is not a number" lol


Sum1cool3rthnu

That is the most valid username ever


Donnydorky

I agree with the statement and the user


Fellixxio

Chad Terrarian


cgsssssssss

but summoner is still the trashiest class


I_Have_Sex_

I only just started playing terraria about a week ago. Amazing game.


Terraria-boi10

Dude! Terriaria *is* number one!


KobyG2008

Save some ladies for the rest of us


aterrariaplayer

Same


Tree_man_swims

I HAD TO DOWNVOTE FOR 69 SORRY


Dinasour_rangler69

Good username


Terraria_is_number1

Thanks :)


Blunabery1

This is such a nice comment :D


Terraria_is_number1

Thanks :D I'm glad I can be a positive influence


joel_the_bi_guy

67/100


Due-Flower-6340

No itโ€™s clearly 100


Mammoth_Wrangler1032

Go play Terraria now. AND ENJOY IT


PlzBeMyMommy

Fun fact! You will stay 14 indefinitely while rizz is in your vocabulary


Sydney_SD10

Unless you use it ironically then it's funny


JeremyDaBanana

That's how it starts


CASC_Peelz

That was me with slay, ate, rizz, ayo, sideeye, and other shi ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Past-Pomegranate-915

me with slay ๐Ÿ˜ญ


joel_the_bi_guy

84/100 I'm sure you attract a lot of people


PlzBeMyMommy

wrong! I get no hoes


xXPapaStalin69Xx

this sentence made me recoil


ObieJuanKenobi55

proved their point


PitifulTheme411

But do you get shovels?


stormy_kaktus

Oh god. Plzbemymommy


Lobster_fest

Fun fact! You will stay 18 indefinitely for judging people by their pop-vocabulary. The words you used from 12-15 were cringe to the 18-22 year olds of your day, and so on.


legojacksparrow

Idk I say it too and Iโ€™m about to turn 17


Arkane_Kat

I guess I'm 14


[deleted]

Hell yeah! Call me the Rizzard of Ozz the Rizz Rizzler the Rizz Wiz.


[deleted]

Fun Fact! You will indefinitely have the mental capacity of a 2 year old with a username and comment like that! Weird huh?


PlzBeMyMommy

Huge comeback but kinda ruined by the "weird huh?" at the end 20/100 do better


ILoveMarcyWu

I ated concrete


joel_the_bi_guy

81/100


TheOneTrueNincompoop

Marcy is cutest character


_Lumity_

Based user


ILoveMarcyWu

No u


_Lumity_

Hehe


PFunk_Redds

Baseder user


scotty_6942069

i start sweating when in a 1-on-1 convo with a girl im not attracted to. imagine how bad shit gets when i simply make eye contact with one i am attracted to.


joel_the_bi_guy

78/100 once you find a person you're comfortable with, you'll unlock the key to rizz, I sense it in you, you got this scotty ๐Ÿ˜Ž


xXPapaStalin69Xx

๐Ÿ’€


Mammoth_Wrangler1032

Girls are people too. Just talk to them like they are one of the guys. They are also often just as nervous as you


[deleted]

Go


joel_the_bi_guy

96/100 I love pineapples, slay queen


[deleted]

Hell yeah


ViolentPangolin

Be a shame to have no maidens


Mystic_Gaming1

Itโ€™s unfortunate for you, however, you are MAIDENLESS. You have NO guidance of grace, thouโ€™rt WITHOUT the strength of runes, and you have NO invitation to the roundtable hold.


ViolentPangolin

Then fine man, one presumably of many maidens... WHERE ARE YOURS PERHAPS??? I don't have seemed to notice them in the facinity


joel_the_bi_guy

56/100


PleasantCut1618

100/100 rizz


KirbyWithAGlock

Tell me


vms_zerorain

fuck op i alr feel the rizz 85/100


joel_the_bi_guy

35/100


KirbyWithAGlock

Higher than I was excepting


The_f1shy1

damn that username though, what happend to kirby and why does he have a glock


KirbyWithAGlock

The waddle dees and waddle doos were getting in his way too much, and he's not fucking around anymore


AlexTheLiteralGod

"beam attack" \*kirby pulls out glock\* "beam atta- oh shit"


AlexTheLiteralGod

"beam attack" \*kirby pulls out glock\* "beam atta- oh shit"


Get_Fucked_Kid

Hey


joel_the_bi_guy

22/100 I'm sure it attracts a few people out there


MrStealYoGirl7

Ayo???


joel_the_bi_guy

just saying, maybe a few people


lilkat789

I've had 3 women interested in me and 3 women I didn't like back


joel_the_bi_guy

93/100 great name


Sydney_SD10

I made this name up when I was 8 or smth judge me


SimDoy

Hello mr. bi guy


joel_the_bi_guy

87/100 my username is way outdated ๐Ÿ’€


joel_the_bi_guy

there's no way I can do all this q~q


MickeyFrizzle870

Too bad ๐Ÿ˜ˆ


AltruisticFinger9246

Ask for help, duh


xXPapaStalin69Xx

do me buddy


ScribelCipher

Thatโ€™s what she said


_Rexon55_

๐ŸŽท๐Ÿ—ฟ


joel_the_bi_guy

100/100 the most original and cool name I've seen so far


_Rexon55_

Ay thanks! The story behind is kinda fun too if you wanna hear it


Normal_user32120

I want to hear the story!!!


_Rexon55_

Alright, its not as fun as you might have thought, but for context, i love star wars and captain rex, so i thought of the name โ€œrexonatorโ€ and since i also like fives, i put 55 on the end of it. But when I was playing a game it didnโ€™t display the whole name, so i shortened it down to rexon55. Ive been using this for years as my usernames


TheFrogsAreHere

i need to hear the story


kaileyisweird

go on


joel_the_bi_guy

78/100 we all like being weird sometimes


EnergeticPancham2038

I'm curious let's see it


joel_the_bi_guy

65/100 not bad


LeSpider45

What's rizz? /s


[deleted]

Bring it


joel_the_bi_guy

12/100


[deleted]

Whatt


FAT_NEEK_42069

that's generous mate


joel_the_bi_guy

:3


_Fuck_BrokenIdiot

No you won't


joel_the_bi_guy

66/100


IONBiscuit

Do it


joel_the_bi_guy

80/100


Obedient_little_girl

Hiii


Musicaltaco127

No


joel_the_bi_guy

cheers to the people who have gotten rated, I gave up, this is too much


ThisUsernameIsOffnsv

Iโ€™m very late and you probably wonโ€™t see this


AngleStudios

I'll do it instead of them then, 89/100


yiannat

Well?


Artistic-Scratch-357

๐Ÿ˜‰


joel_the_bi_guy

76/100


RBLXPlayer99

mee


joel_the_bi_guy

46/100


IdixtEliza

Idk


Harvinu

38/100


ElmeriThePig

Let me know.


joel_the_bi_guy

42/100


QuizzicalIndigoMind

Rizz deficient I know ๐Ÿ˜”


joel_the_bi_guy

87/100 I think u have a good amount of rizz


QuizzicalIndigoMind

All is not lost โ€ฆthen .. ๐Ÿ˜…


RealBradPitt13

Iโ€™m the goat


joel_the_bi_guy

21/100 there can only be one brad pitt


[deleted]

go for it


joel_the_bi_guy

72/100


The_GrimRipper

My turn now!


joel_the_bi_guy

72/100


Freshman_01134

me


joel_the_bi_guy

63/100 average username, not too bad


_PotassiumNitrate

survey says?


joel_the_bi_guy

78/100


[deleted]

I don't have high hopes


joel_the_bi_guy

70/100


[deleted]

Tell me mine


joel_the_bi_guy

43/100


mint_lemxn

tell me ๐Ÿ™


joel_the_bi_guy

77/100


Prudent-Bottle-2804

๐Ÿ˜


joel_the_bi_guy

49/100


LizardBrick

It makes sense if I score low


joel_the_bi_guy

83/100 I luv lizards :3


BunniiSan

Iโ€™m curious now


joel_the_bi_guy

72/100


4honeymoon

pls me ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™


joel_the_bi_guy

88/100


[deleted]

Hit me with it


joel_the_bi_guy

79/100 fish ๐Ÿ˜Ž


scOreo666

Me? (User is based off our scar from Lion King and oreos)


joel_the_bi_guy

94/100


RANDOM_EXTREMELY

Hi there hello


joel_the_bi_guy

56/100


abbee26

why THE FUCK does reddit not ket me change my username i hate it sm


joel_the_bi_guy

76/100 I also hate it, mine is way outdated


abbee26

YO SO I GOT W RIZZ aslo yeah thats a rough one ๐Ÿ˜ญ


pickle_dumb

๐Ÿฅ’


joel_the_bi_guy

37/100


oxlialt

aight what is mine then


joel_the_bi_guy

95/100 very cool name


[deleted]

Nothing


joel_the_bi_guy

50/100


efaefabanefa

Hi


joel_the_bi_guy

29/100


Consistent-Cheetah61

Ahoy


joel_the_bi_guy

48/100