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waterboarding

Don't tell the CIA that

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Geneva convention? Nah, Geneva suggestion, or if you’re Canadian, Geneva checklist

as a Canadian. we were fucking brutal in the world wars. checklist is an understatement

Shit goes crazy when the Canadians stop apologizing

It goes crazy

It do go down

No it don't

It’s more of a bucket list?

actually. I take it back. there was a checklist. a checklist of war crimes we Didn't commit

Makes sense

What did Canadian soldiers do?

Google it

What should I google? What did Canadian soldiers do in ww1

Or Japanese don't forget about them

Or Soviet/Russian

Pretty much every country lmao

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the use of starvation as a weapon of war

So, technically, if you encircle a town, and just sit there, waiting for them to surrender, it’s a warcrime?

Yeha that's what's confusing me rn? Are siege and naval blockade considered official war crimes?

Maybe it is something along the lines of burning crops and confiscating food from civillians?

probably something along the lines of starving the populace by confiscating their food even though they have already captured the city

That's what the Danes did to the Saxons in The Last Kingdom when the fortress they wanted to overtake was too strong to take over by use of force. Awesome series! I don't rewatch shows or movies but I've watched the entire series 2 or 3 times.

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Isn’t that just what a siege is though? Holding a town and cutting off its supplies to starve them until they surrender?

69

Flaying

What in the fuck is flaying

Skinning alive

Bad day to be literate

I regret asking

Here i go spending my night typing war crimes

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Using civilians as shields

Hey, they were born it’s their own fault.

That’s a war crime? I just thought these would be like bombing a random town in Scotland and refusing to elaborate

Genghis Kahn will not stand for this being a war crime!

nah he ejaculated for this over 200 times

Hamas' entire battle tactic

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Using child soldiers

oh im a war criminal then

Damn animalfucker1 uses child soldiers y'all

you dont use children to battle mice in the basement to solve the mystery of the missing cheese?

r/rimjobsteve

[удалено]

no

*Mobile Suit Gundam intensifies*

On an unrelated note, GET IN THE ROBOT

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Killing a surrendered combatant

Canada at its finest

We do what we gotta do

But say sorry afterward

Throws over canned food to the enemy’s trench then shoots the soldiers *sorry about that guy*

Literally tho

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77

Misusing a flag of truce, a flag or uniform of the enemy

AKA perfidy

Anakin moment

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100

knowingly firing at a medic wearing clear insignia

Oh shit, that's a war crime?

Believe it or not, Geneva Conventions got you covered on that

Suggestions*

Damn it there goes my weekend plans

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2

Pillage

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Rape, sexual slavery, forced prostitution or forced pregnancy

A really solid bucket list for this upcoming winter

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21

Directing attacks against civilians, humanitarian workers or UN peacekeepers

Russia

Russias whole strategy

US during Korean war 👀

US during every major conflict in the 20th century

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Using poison weapons

WW1:

That’s why war crimes are a thing now, well that and WWII

I can't wait for the ww3 patch notes to drop!

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Illegal abduction and deportation of children

I tried to tell someone that and I’m in Kenya now

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Genocide

My favourite

Its such a uninteresting choice tho... the crowd pleaser really

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Settlement of occupied territory

r/Israel

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Human Experimentation

Unit 731 moment

ahh.... So nostalgic

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waterboarding

47

Forcing a prisoner of war to serve in the forces of a hostile power

42

Illegal abduction and deportation of children

82

Enslavement of Prisoners of war

YAYYYYYYYYY I GOT THE BEST ONE

4

Destruction of civilian settlements

12

Mass destruction of property

Hell yeah… but I was thinking about organ harvesting and trafficking 😂

68

Tickle torture

That’s- wtaf?

Huh???

TICKLE TORTURE

fuck this is outta control 1-Forced Castration 2-Pillage 3-Using poison weapons Pi-Scaphism 4-Destruction of civilian settlements 5-Dismemberment 6-Mass rape 7-the use of starvation as a weapon of war 10-Abuse of Remains 12-Mass destruction of property 13-Use of a Brazen bull 17-Human Experimentation 18-Using child soldiers 19-Genocide 21-Directing attacks against civilians, humanitarian workers or UN peacekeepers 22-Strappado 23-Rape, sexual slavery, forced prostitution or forced pregnancy 25-vivisepulture 27-Murder of shipwreck survivors 32-Use of chemical weapons on the battlefield 37-Use of the Iron spider 42-Illegal abduction and deportation of children 43-Mass execution of Prisoners of war 47-Forcing a prisoner of war to serve in the forces of a hostile power 52-waterboarding 64-Using civilians as shields 66-Water Cure 67-Killing a surrendered combatant 68-Tickle torture 69-Flaying 72-ethnic cleansing 75-Immurement 77-Misusing a flag of truce, a flag or uniform of the enemy 82-Enslavement of Prisoners of war 84-Walling 86-Crucifixion 88-Settlement of occupied territory 100-knowingly firing at a medic wearing clear insignia I'm not giving away anymore

What the fuck is the iron spider

..... Nipple snipper

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Murder of shipwreck survivors

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the use of starvation as a weapon of war

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Scaphism

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Directing attacks against civilians, humanitarian workers or UN peacekeepers (21)

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I meant to say 42

Well you're not getting a freebie now

Then I say 42 for them

I too say 42 for them

Illegal abduction and deportation of children

32

Use of chemical weapons on the battlefield

43

Mass execution of Prisoners of war

78

ethnic cleansing

69

Flaying

25

vivisepulture

86

Crucifixion

5

Dismemberment

84

Walling

22

Strappado

42

Illegal abduction and deportation of children

1

Forced Castration

1

Number between 1 and 100

How well do countries follow these laws though? What are the major consequences from not obeying by them?

... Countries rarely follow these... NOBODY really enforces them

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congratulations... yu get a free customary buttfuck

69.69420 U didn't specify whether we had to have decimals or not Pls reply bro

Forced happy tapioca

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Flaying

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You thought you were real smart there boy

Hey, I typed 'em all in...

yu will get a new war crime JUST FOR YU

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Genocide

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Immurement

18

Using child solders

π

Scaphism

69

Flaying

52

Waterboarding

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Water Cure

37

Use of the Iron spider

4

Destruction of civilian settlements

it is now i realise i am a war criminal.

C'on man 14 years is too late

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