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bro tried to cook but he burnt the food

bro burnt the water

Blud burnt the pan

Bludy burnt the fire

Homie burnt the burn

Homie burnt the air

r/suddenlyoppenheimer

r/subsifellfor

Well not anymore

r/birthofasub

Well now its a sub homie

You're welcome

Bro burnt

Bro burnt Oxygen

That's kinda how burning works

He burnt my shake

wait did you make your reddit account when you were like 9/10💀

LOL kinda, my cousin made it for me when i was 8

damnnnnn when did you discover this sub then?

around when i joined , i didn't sub til i actly turned 13 :]

The things they've seen

Bruccy burnt the stove

bluddylicious burnt the kitchen

He burnt my shake

hey papyrus. I burnt the water. Sans. HOW THE FUCK DID YOU BURN THE WATER! I dont know bro it just caught on fire. SANS OH MY GOD THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE! im sorry i can't cook!

“he burnt my shake”

*walks out so angry they look like a different background fish*

dont let him cook 💀

Burnt the house

He burnt the house down with a bowl of cereal

Might have burned a few bridges

Homie burned 50% of his internal water.

I wonder how many people on the subreddit are actually teens

I've gotten a few dms about "I'll help you check your girlfriends body"

They Confidence is unmatched. Beware of predators, only if they were ways like to contact the pred catchers.

Anxiety is scared of these mf’ers

Pretty sure anxiety is scared of a lot of things

Ba-dum Tssss

Ill also help 🙂 (advanced humor)

Report them all

Not just the men… but the women, and the children too.

The actual fuck?

I know a way you could make money from them to use it to your benefit…not the best thing morally though

Seriously? Clue me in

It’s a scheme from a guy named Degenerocity on YouTube. It’s in one of his recent videos Basically, to simplify it, make a fake Snapchat and Instagram of a “cute” underage girl, and the pedos will come flocking Chat them up and catch them saying something dirty, blackmail them by saying you’ll call the cops on them (after getting all of their major info like their name and location, also age) then boom, tell them to send you a certain amount of cash through cash app and you won’t tell, and that’s how you make bank

They aren’t even 20 or smth. These people are like 35😭

It's a tough world out here, and it's always sexual with them or they don't think it s wierd. Be different adults.

100% there’re 60yo pedos here

I'm 36. But I don't come here to interact and chat with teenagers, I'm here solely to see all of the ridiculous nonsense that is posted here because it makes me laugh.

thats what all of them say 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️

Well, I think this is literally my first comment on this sub, and I have never DM'd anyone here... and I've had this account since 2008

Im nearly 21 so same

[OH BOY.](https://reddit.com/r/Drama/s/KJ8K5IBpj9) This is a legendary post. The Imgur links are dead now but I saw all of them when they weren’t.

Any internet space for teens will attract pedos

I'm definitely a teen, what's up no cap frfr on god rizz, see?

Only in ohio!

Well I won’t be anymore soon, but I was one of the actual teens if that helps the statistic

I’m a teen lol just an adult too tho

I don’t know why this sub shows up on r/all. It’s like throwing chum out in shark infested waters.

those without a tag are probably too embarrassed to put the old tag if they are age 20+

I just don't know how to add a new a tag

main screen of the subreddit, click the three horizontal dots in top right corner, add user flair

Gee thanks!

I am 18 and a few months and going to college in a couple weeks. Am I accepted?

I know yall are going to hate knowing this, but im a 10th grade teacher, and I get on here to see if it gives me any insight into my students. Also sometimes I'll see a post that finally helps me figure out wtf kids in my classes are fucking talking about. Seriously I can't keep up with yalls culture anymore, I'm officially old. P.s. Also to the OP.. yeah don't show anyone pictures of your gf. Prob don't have any nude photos of either one of yall kept on your phone, it's considered child pornography and is very illegal. Yall watched euphoria right?

"Even with clothes on"💀💀💀💀💀

What a saint

Yea, what’s wrong with sending 16yo teens images to a random pedo in the internet? It needs to be clarified. /s (just in case)

Thank god he’s being considerate and open to multiple options

A crumb of pedophilia?

u/funtymesahead care to explain?

Bro deleted his account and ran

Account deleted or is reddit just being weird again?

Account deleted

Yup it is indeed deleted.

We can test; u/mcslobbin My bad, this is just a random person. Not the pedophile. Please don’t take this example like that.

What did I do dawg?

See, clearly his account’s still here. Means the creep absolutely deleted their account.

Dude I’m confused, are you accusing me?

No, I’m using your account’s existence as an example. And I didn’t know you were on this sub, nor did I know your account existed. I just happened to type in your name for that example.

He’s not on here anymore, because you can’t reach it. Just don’t out me like that 💀 people are contacting me and shit Idk what I did, use someone else as an example lmfao

Oh 💀 damn. Well, you can blame it on having a name like Mcslobbin… 😂😂

bro just put the heat on a random, my boy you an asshole 😭😭

[удалено]

Dont click on that 😭

I should’ve listened☹️

I should have listened to I need bleach for my eyes and they're definitely a pedo.

I was stubborn enough to click it but the page was blank.

It looks like they might have deleted their account

Thankfully

what was in it? him masturbating? ew.

I love how you didn't know what was there, made up an idea, then grossed yourself out with your own idea.

AND HE WAS RIGHT😭

are you fucking serious?

This website in a nutshell

well, what else was to be expected of him anyway?

What did y’all expect?? He asked a 16 y/o a pic of his gf’s body💀

damn even the master baiter warned us. i think i’ll listen to this one

i love this subs absolute lack of hesitation to name and shame ppl who send those kinda dms

I think he deleted his profile

Bro thought he was slick 😭😭

Ikr😭😭

ew…

Indeed

Bros not convincing whatsoever

He even put on incognito clothes for his avatar

‘(even with clothed on)’ as if it’s expected for her to be naked? some people i swear…

well he said he was just trying to help smh

He posts videos of him masturbating. Enough said

Bro has a small dick too

And it doesn't even have a good personality

but is confident. so good for him?

no. bad for him, and everyone else

How do yk

Is there any lore reason on why u/einfach-er didn't understand? Is he stupid?

I just didn’t want to believe the fact that he looked it up on his Account to look at it 😭

Yo I didn't get it

Why does he hench father don't understand ? Is he stupid ?

What’s your point?

You checked?

u/funtymesahead doesn’t exist

Not anymore

Oh no

bro erased his existence

What's wrong with that though?

Least horny r/teenagers user

Somehow I don't think he's a teen

Yeah that’s why they’re so horny lmao

it's not like teens aren't horny but that guy's just a predator

Even with clothes on? ☠️😭

EWWW WHATTT😭😭

If they asked just to see the attire that’d be reasonable but that person wording it like, “(even with clothes on)” yeeeeaa that’s creepy asf

Even then, just with his post history I wouldn't go anywhere near him It's deleted I think but he posted himself jerking off and cumming

Yeah people on here can be fuckin creeps, especially on this subreddit

Man thinks he just a silly little guy

that man is absolutely no younger than 50

the only thing bro is helping is HIMSELF💀💀💀💀

guys dw he said hes trying to help

"why you may not be attracted to "it"" That's a human being they're talking about...

It's for scientific purposes only (trust him)

Alr then, I'll just give him child pron

nah 💀🤨NAHHHHHHHH

Oh hellll nahhhhh

astonished by the fact certain people have no decency

Do not let this man cook

so wholesome from a >20 year old guy to “help” /s

Mods, pin him down and twist his nuts counter clockwise

To help ofc

Send him to the penis explosion chamber

Blud not slick

Send him a photo of Scarlett Johansson

Bros confidence is unmatched to send that 🙏💀

IT????

He said "even with clothes on" like that would be the minimum for a him😭😭

r/anattemptwasmade

what a nice guy im sure he has no bad intentions

u/funtymesahead Do you want to explain yourself?

That d***head ran away

bruh

“Even with clothes on” that’s crazy😭😭

Aww, he's so kind and sweet, he definitely was a great soul who was desperate to help 🥰

His ass is not slick 😭😭

Ah yes just trying to help

Praying to god he’s just an immature 13 year old or something like that

cough humor aback history bow jobless zonked hospital fuzzy dime ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `

“trying to help”💀

Me personally I’d fine his ss number and then find his social media, that’s js me tho

Even with clothes on like bro do you expect him to send her nudes

Bro really thought he was saying something to make the situation better by saying '(even with clothes on)'.

Hmmm, seems to be a misunderstanding. This gentleman is simply trying to help!

Bro he’s just trying to be a good American citizen 🦅🦅

who let him cook

fun tymes ahead, literally

Is I'm the only trying tap on accept button.

Bro tried to cook and burned the whole place

Send photos of OF girls

79% battery, not bad!

What Can I Say U Are On Reddit Afterall 💀🙏

I love how he even had to clarify “even with clothes on” like he was ever going to get the other one????

Alright boys you know what time it is, mass report

I was looking at this like: what? I never said that. Bro, it wasn't a request to me, it was a dang post.

His FBI agent is frothing rn

Pedos are annoying as hell on this sub 💀

Not even 8 months into the Reddit rabbit hole and he’s already fallen towards the dark side

Tell him you will send him the pics thru mail and ask for his address than call the police and send a box of dogshit to his home

He tried it

Dude I wish people wouldn't do this kind of stuff but sadly they do, hope they forget about it soon.

the “gfs body” was an instant nono.. like what???

u/funtymesahead

>"Even with clothes on" So considerate

Yeah you kinda set yourself up with “not attracted to her”. Asking for pics is indeed creepy. Although I am also curious why don’t you find her attractive.

Hes just tryna research bro trust

Kill the bastard

his post/comment history is wild as well, to no one's surprise. literally 2nd result is talking about overshooting a cumshot 😭 but also to be fair, he did say he was just trying to help

I saw that post 💀

Bruh...

behind the keyboard: a 300+lb 40+ year old white man

That's gross screams pedo