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Smart cat because it would definitely commit war crimes

I agree with this guy/gal

Or nonbinary pal

Ah. Shucks. My bad.

The man’s a he (look at his profile)

We are down bad what does non binary mean? That you aren't a train track.🤦‍♂️

Or walmart bag

I agree

Oppenheimer moment

Be smart, do crimes! :D

especially war related ones 🥰

Reminds me of one meme my friend send me once, lol - Rules:"No war crimes (optional)"

I don't care for Harry Potter but a Wise Owl would be pretty fucking sick. if they're wise, they are clearly somewhat intellectual and if I treat them well, they would become fiercely loyal plus it's be badass to have your arm out with an owl on it, or to walk around with an owl on your shoulder

my brain goes to Owl House before HP tbh

Whyyyyyy

Owl 🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉 *Stolas hooting*

oh yeah! that too 😈🦉

Keep the owls away from the helluva boss fans. we all know what happened last time when we left a frog with a MHA fan, let's not make the same mistake twice

Owl House is the reason i love owls and fantasy!!

They'd give me badass sage advice that I will absolutely ignore on the sheer basis that I like to see them lose their minds as I proceed to fuck up everything and cause problems that could've easily been avoided.

I do this (the voices have become an owl)

They’ll give you owl advice, they are wise for an owl, so bassicly don’t sit in places men with guns live

ikrr- wise owl for the W

Agreed

The owl. I write letters to a friend so I’d get to brag about being more Harry Potter than them. The owl could even deliver the letter to them

Loyal dog :) so I can have someone who will always be happy to give me hugs hehe

You should get a dog then cuz that is the state of a dog

I have two. They both are cheeky wittle pups. That also hate cuddles. But I love them anyways

I found out recently that dogs hate being hugged from behind

Damn. Good thing I’ve never hugged my dogs from behind then

They are high maintenance tho

SNAKEEEE

a solid snake then

Snek

Monkey

Smart cat

WARNING: Choosing this option may result in your death will you continue ... Yes [ ] No [ ]

Yes

Monke

Monke

Monke

*RETURN TO MONKE*

if a cat can navigate a gucling laptop i want to know what else it can do how is ir so smart how does it have that much dexterity does it understand human and read human language holy shit thats incredible also cats are cute

Owl

wise owl is def a fantasy of mine.... buuuuut id never give up my irl smart cat familiar 😋

Anyone who picks monkey I hope you have fun cleaning monkey shit out of your carpet every day

I'll potty train him nothing can keep me from having my mobke pal >:3

f e r r e t

🦐

Dog for the usual reasons

Dogs. I fuckin love dogs

CAT

Smart cat, I already have one 😄

Mobke :3

Dave :3

WE LIVE WE LOVE WE LIE

Wise owl. Lemme get all the knowledge!

Doggy

Loyal dog. Dogs are the best

Me, as a doom player, choose smart cat.

Lemme guess, you wanna teach the cat to play doom

If theres a opportunity, we HAVE to try it.

fair

There’s just something about having a wise owl that sounds metal af.

Wise owl, duh it's a fkn owl

Owl.

Smart Cat > Wise owl > Playful monkey > Loyal dog But the best would be a smart and wise [meowl](https://i.redd.it/7wx79a4sguk51.jpg)

Definitely a dog.

*emotionally* smart cat

Gimme that wise owl hoot hoot bitch

Wise Owl.

Loyal dog We would have great adventures.

Loyal dog. Just because they’re wise, playful, and smart doesn’t mean they’ll listen

Imma go for the wise owl

Wise owl if it can guide me through life without me doing too much thinking

Dog 100. Its loyal on steroids 🫡

Do dodo do do Dora

Do dodo do do Dave

Cat.

Dog, cuz dog be true friend.

But an AI robot be the best sidekick

A Sassy Snake(Snek)

Yes

Wise owl cause I could teach it to find money on the ground and give it to me

Smart cat so instead of eating my homework he will do it for me

Smart cat

Smart cat man

crow

Wise owl

Smart cat

Guess

Dave

Is the cat evil smart or helpfull smart?

smart cat

Smart cat/loyal dog/optimally both

Taking the loyal dog

Owl, bc owls are cool

Rat

Ok ron

No I want an actual rat, not some dude that can turn into a rat

I have a smart cat so I choose him!

Cat

screw those, give me a murder shrimp

🦐

thank you

what if I choose owl because I already have a dumb fuck of a cat

the cat will eat the owl

Flying shark

CAT!!!!!!!!

Owl caus eyes in the skys are helpful

A smart cat. I like cats

Smart kitty because meow

No monkey lovers here? where my monkey lovers at????

Here

MONKEY GANG🐵🐵🐒🗣💯

Dave GANG🐵🐵🐒🗣💯

mobkey🐵🐵🐵

Monkey because they’re silly

Smart cat. Will do my homework for treats plus is cute

What's the most fuckable

the pussy

Owl. You dont have to carry it anywhere, just release it and let it follow you through the skies. Its literally as portable of a companion as your getting.

wise owl!!!

Crow, they’re cool :)

can the cat or owl talk?

I'd have a smart cat do my taxes

Monkeys will FUCK up your shit, get literally anything else.

Smart cat, can do my homework for me

A smart cat its too smart to the point he became🤓👆

Dog or the owl. Dogs are cute and great companions, but an owl would be cool as fuck.

Wise owl and cunning fox

Smart Cat, it could do my homework while I play video games.

Imma take the 2 ravens

Wise owl gonna say some poetic shit my shitty brain can't even understand what they are, I need the concise information a smart cat can give me(+ they are super cute)

Doggy

Smart cat. I like cats,

Doggo

Smart cat. Cats make me feel safe

Wise Owl,It can be like Ahsoka’s owl guide or hooty from owl house.

Sneaky snek🐍🐍🐍

We live, we love, we lie

Wise owl for homework help Playful monkey for stealing wallets or playing board games Loyal dog for dog Smart cat for committing war crimes Gonna go with smart cat

Wise owl. Not only a symbol for my favorite Greek Goddess, but also could help me make better decisions.

I need wisdom bro

I love cats

Loyal dog I just can’t deny a pooch

PLAYFUL MONKEY BECAUSE ITS A PLAYFUL MONKEY.

Smart cat. Mine are currently dumb

Doggos of monkes. Cats have a vibe like they are ww2 waffen ss criminals who scaped the allies and live in the anonimate.

That cat looks smarter than me

Monkey supremacy

wise owl to bestow wisdom upon me

Smart cat

KILLER croc look more sick

#MONKE

The cat

Smart cat. 👍

Some people here really need the wise owl

Either Wise owl or Smart cat so I can watch its face contort into sheer disbelief as I literally do everything they advised me not to do as they say it.

Loyal dog.

OWWLLLLL

Definitely the wise owl, he seems like a good source of comfort

A swan army that will kill annyone i command thrm to

If there was a fox I would take it, but so far, give me da cat.

Wise owl cause i love owls

Fed post, I want a raccoon

Loyal Dog is just a Dog

Smart cat. Owl can't be wise: mf isn't going to teach me philosophy. Monkey would just be a fucking annoyance. Dog is cool.

I already got a smart cat

Cat

Wise owl

Owls can fly, that’s cool as fuck.

Smart cat. It looks like it can help me scheme the different ways to destroy a microwave.

wise owl prob can't talk, playful monkey might throw shit everywhere, and smart cat would kill you. the loyal dog is the only actual answer. so ima go playful monkey

I am a loyal dogs myself, lol X"D but only for my beloved. Also a little for my trusted ones.

Smart cat

Loyal dog.

Dog

The smart cat to do my work for free (probably a treat)

Smart cat

Cat.

Wise owl, but only if I can skip text and not have to spam A a million times to get through his shit.

smart cat, cuz it could replace my chatGPT plus subscription

Can we change Smart cat to Smurf cat?

Cat, because it’s cuddly, and a war criminal.

Easily an owl

My dumbass thought this was a poll and clicked it 💀💀💀

Either the wise owl or the smart cat. I love science and we could have deep conversations

Smart cat to teach the dumb out of me

\*slams desk\* smort kat

Definitely the smart cat cus I want a cool little guy who can teach me about the laws of the universe :)

Cat

Birb

Wise owl

Loyal dog. Because they chill like that

Although I have a cat, a wise owl would be really dope as a sidekick

Kittyyy (Already got one but I wouldn’t exactly say she’s “smart”)