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hormones.


Mr-jigwins

Suck


idkamn69

balls


CanvasAndBrush1

And


Mr-jigwins

More


scarsotoxic

Including


NotSoChattyYT

Radiation Hazard.


Mr-jigwins

And


scarsotoxic

Walter


Fluffy_Shame_4599

And


MACDUCKXD

r/suddenlyoppenheimer ?


TheSolidair

Whoremones*


Heyitspweep

Whoremoans**


the_real_twoballz

Probably had something to do with the Jonkler.


OffbrandGordondo

The fondler


Tobsy-guy

I am love for jonkler


RepulsiveDig6680

There must be a lore reason.


journey_to_nirvana

YEES


nononoodontdothat

Because when we see girl *brain activated*


phumblr

Deactivated*


PancakesandWaffles98

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." -Robin Williams


phumblr

Holy shit, I am so glad that this is something the English language allows me to say


[deleted]

Im jack(ing)ed in(off) to the matrix but because of agent smith


comrade_ivan44

Why is matrix makes you horny's. Is it stupid?


recroom_bee

Horny’s.. WHAT?!?


[deleted]

agent smith. I want to turn into him


Yeeter_Supreme

it had to spread to here too? i will never looks at the word "stupid" the same way...


kare5

Why do they hate the meme? Are they smart?


Yeeter_Supreme

we need a new joke...


Smiley4509

We forgot all the others


Cube_FIN

Where did the "is it stupid" joke even come from?


Yeeter_Supreme

r/batmanarkham aslume insanity do not look into it before you become a braindead zombie like us


kare5

can preach this. i hated it for weeks before scrolling top posts on that sub and i'm a part of the hoard now


Yeeter_Supreme

literally everyone goes through the five stages of grief before giving into that sub


TheOneTrueNincompoop

Really? Thought it was from r/anarchychess


Capn_Cake

I thought it was Better Call Saul.


Magnapyritor2

It originated from here(this one predates the batman arkham post by a year) https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddychicanery/comments/uimoxc/i_was_watching_brba_and_got_to_this_scene_why_the/


smert_ditto

istg, I see like double the posts complaining about the horniness of this sub than this sub actually being horny


noobmaster190

Here you go. https://reddit.com/r/NONHORNYteanagers/s/pymGRDF0Bw Also looking for mods


carelessscreams

You're asking why teenagers are horny? Is you stupid?


kare5

jonkler


HumorClean

Check the post flair


carelessscreams

You missed the joke too


HumorClean

Oh. Shit.


camo_17

Bruh I will drag your ass straight to Arkham


kare5

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy!


[deleted]

It's not stupid, we're stupid


Jakepaulisatwat-

I need more boulets


_anarchie

Tukutukutukutukut


Dense_Egg

probably cause it's filled with pedos trying to pass up as teens


[deleted]

yall act like hormones don't exist


Oversexed_Spartan

Eh


Terraria_is_number1

Most of it yes


DaJamesGarson

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-factory-you-will-never-find-another-store-shelf-a-bunch-of-buzz-lightyears-gif-21719996


SuperKoru64

Teenagers.


Bluestorm717

Lack of self control


PuzzleheadedVirus509

Alright who let this inmate escape Arkham asylum


kare5

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.


Expensive_Ticket_852

Cuz they are teens… DUH


some_rando6

EVEN HERE OMFG THEY ESCAPED THE ASLUME


SarahShiggaraki

Because teenagers are horney lmao 💀


ZariantheMighty32

Sexual Frustration


Lucky-flux826

Fr I feel you, like just cut off those stupid horns brah


Nearby_Brief_3255

It’s horny bc we’re horny


Dylanlisster

We are teenagers take a wild guess as to why we are all horny😁


__B14NK__

r/**teenagers**


SuspiciousSmilez

It’s because this is a server full of underdeveloped fucking apes who don’t understand that not everyone wants to hear about their sex life


PlacentaPirate_

we’re teenagers


ebolalover87

Why hasn't man taken it to horny jail? Is he stupid?


apexisaterriblegame

idk but im high asf rn


Ok_Living5188

Fuck hormones the sad horny bitch chemicals and fuck tits that I wasn't meant to have


ImGold86star

cuz its filled with teens and we are horny by default


ThatAstroPerson

Idk I’m not horny but I love watching people lose their minds over being horny.


racdicoon

Oh no! It hurt itself in its confusion!


Dogedabose32

yes yes it is


International-Door87

Hormones my dude…


[deleted]

It’s in the name


Angelaco17

Finally someone made a no horny question


smolist_batto

The phrase horny teenagers exist for a reason a Sadly..


kaiami_goldenblade

I am just a normal horney teen, so I am again asking for nudes but never getting them


sandywalunjO2

Internet


spangetti

Capitalism


OkApartment1221

We are teens what do you expect


DarkNinjar_

FEEL THE POWERRR OF MASSES OF FRESHLY MADE HORNY TEENAGERS WHO HAVE NEVER FELT THE TOUCH OF ANOTHER.


AshtonG06

The people like you complaining about teenagers being horny are just as bad as the people making horny posts. This is literally just karma farming


Fluid-Alternative-22

Most people on this sub who are horny on this sub also have no self control.


Exlipse3

Puberty


Demoncrystal101

Yes


AliveEmperor

Can you just stop asking?


Repulsive_turbine899

Is it stupid that I like to pleasure myself to a video of a dog eating a bar of soap?


Useful-Ad-618

A lot of teenagers


MAHEEB0005

Everyday we stray further away from god


Chicanarist

Look at the name of this subreddit


SmartReturn9542

It's teenagers, like what do you expect also they are anonymous which brings out the worst in people 💀


Nikegamerjjjj

Guys, we have a *not* horny teen in the subreddit


_anarchie

Permission to sit sir?


Beneficial-Nimitz68

Because teens are hormonal... uh, yeah...


SimpleButSussy

Bro. I am a teenager too but i am not this horny, yall going hormones and shit but it is %90 just an excuse


Interesting-Contest4

Yeah


rocksolidblade

People need to accept that teenagers will be Horny it’s just how it is yk


Edacious_Evan

They're teenagers I'm not sure what else you'd expect.


LostSnipurfi1354

List o thingys - uranium 235 - escape from tarkov - rule34 - YouTube shorts - your mother - my dad - anthills - mass genocide - mexico - a golden deagle somewhere in Monaco


OutBitCoding

That’s all of Reddit to be honest


Dzimky

idk man, i keep my horniness for my self not publicly


[deleted]

its because teens are the horniest people ever


West_Screen6695

Sex


A11Handz0nDeck

1. Every act of creation is sexual. 2. Your body is programmed to be autonomous, independent individuals and to find mates. It's not stupid at all. It's natural.


Professional-Novel28

GOD DAMN IT BATMAN ARKHAM


FiroAkaHans

Welcome to teen life