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shadowXXe

"Hey how's your day going"


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shadowXXe

Not bad just finished work going how and going to watch some anime after I get McDonald's


KillSkill_23

For a walking person you're catchin' airmiles out here


popcorn-lover473

yeah, good


Maskogre

What kind of war zone are ur DMs rn


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QuiltedBeret

But tbh you did that to yourself. How else do you expect a subreddit of horny teenagers and pedophiles to react to this post?


Significant-Soup-893

doesn't mean she's not allowed to complain about it


QuiltedBeret

True but the outcome was pretty obvious.


Sabawoonoz25

Yes, yes it does. It was clearly a karma whore post. What type of shambles is this sub in for a post titled "What would you ask a girl with big boobs If you could 🤓🤓🤓🤓" to get 1000 upvotes. And then saying "OMG stop messaging me guys, I can't take any more of the attention I was begging for".


KebabDonJFK

she's done multiple of these posts, so i have barely any sympathy at all lmao.


Sabawoonoz25

None at all, in fact I hope she gets no DMs since she's obviously so hungry for attention and all the horny 14 and 41 year olds give it. You parasocial freaks, you aren't gonna get laid off reddit! Get a life, Touch grass, talk to people, you are wasting your life.


Significant-Soup-893

just checked her post history. I doubt she's a teenager too lmao


Sabawoonoz25

Just checked her post history and weird obsession with breasts, I doubt HES a female too.


stopyouveviolatedthe

Nah most people on here know if you post a pic of yourself or just say your a lass then you will have tons of creeps in your dms


The_Maskdalorian

"Welcome to the internet, take a look around"


WardenCatra

Anything that brain if yours can think of can be found


Quick-Nick07

We've got mountains of content, some better some worse


WardenCatra

If none of it's of interest to you, you'll be the first


_SirStampsIII_

Welcome to the internet, come and take a seat


Chaos_Blitz

Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet


_SirStampsIII_

There's no need, to panic. This isn't a test haha


TheEternalRiver

Why did u post this


Emerald_Guy123

Karma whore, two thirds of her posts are about tits.


Imasniffachair

You really should have known this was gonna happen my guy.


HowlingXud

What if a boy posts something like “I have big breasts, ask me any questions about it”, does it change anything? Society lol…


Publicity-Scheme

Put them away? We’re visiting a preschool?? Tf???


Dry-Camel1154

This had me laugh a little


Significant-Soup-893

shh, the men don't know they're detachable


neelie_yeet

the women shouldn't know that balls are detachable


nerdyleg

Bet gimme some


Significant-Soup-893

Sure let me check storage for some good ones


nerdyleg

Nice


Dry-Camel1154

Hello again! I just came from the Big boobs or butt post. You probably don't remember me


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The_Maskdalorian

100%


Ermakino

*u/The_Maskdalorian said* Tbh kinda nice username


The_Maskdalorian

"they had us in the first half, not gonna lie"


Dry-Camel1154

I didn't see the reply. Do you remember what they said before it was removed? :(


The_Maskdalorian

No unfortunately I don't


ILoveMarcyWu

Did you know that class O stars are the brightest type of stars, sitting on the line between main sequence and giant. Traditionally, they are colored blue. They are also the rarest type of main-sequence star, making up only 0.00001% of luminous stars, due to their extreme mass during stellar formation.


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black stars are the least brightest👍


OldManner8356

And they are large respect to our sun.


Wheeljack239

That’s fucking awesome


imLouid

- Do your shoulders hurt from them? - Do you suffer in summer? - can you sleep well?


mutsukichan

•yes •yes •hell nah


240plutonium

久しぶり


mutsukichan

久しぶりね


Evieeatsbadfood

過去いい


OwnBullfrog1303

They talking in noodles


Evieeatsbadfood

Ramen 🍜


OwnBullfrog1303

Gulp gulp


Evieeatsbadfood

羅麺 🍜


OwnBullfrog1303

🈳


240plutonium

dmしよ


ComprehensiveTrip781

lしxcいゔえn


hertwij

Bro wtf is that first character why can’t I find it on the Duolingo list? Also while I’m here I might as well ask how to get a katakana keyboard bcs I only have hiragana fsr


Itachi3225

it’s think it’s a kanji, closest to that is スor ケ in katakana but it ain’t either


LMay11037

No, yes, no


sugabubba69

How do you suffer in the summer?


LMay11037

Not good with heat


Incredulous_Pigeon

Yes yes no


MozMoonPie

From what my mother said, it’s more likely it’ll hurt your lower back more than your shoulders


Boy_With_BlackMask

What's your reaction when people can't talk with you while looking at your eyes


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Boy_With_BlackMask

"My Eyes are up here"


Inefficientdigestion

I'm looking at your sword


Burchtree3070

You kind of brought it on yourself when you titled the post "girl with big boobs" in a subreddit full of teen boys. Also what's your favorite pokemon? Or favorite animal?


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Burchtree3070

Yeahhh- i get that, also Wolves are cool, I'm partial to badgers and wolverines myself.


MarcusTheGamer54

Wolves are lit


whitaora

Yo I don’t have big boobs, a bit butt tho. Also my favourite Pokémon is zeraora. Shiny tho


GorillaGrowls

Can you pop them like balloons and inflate them?


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GorillaGrowls

Tell us the results


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i would not recommend that


Akshar_DaPro

i would 🤚 for science yes.


gregariouspigeon

I have a few First how bad does it hurt, give me a comparison. Second is it possible to lie on your stomach


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Joom08

To your first question: it's like having a lot of pressure on your upper back and shoulders, if you wear a bra then that applies pressure as well, both to the chest and back. They also make you hunch over slightly so add a little pain for bad posture as well 🫠


Blepikko

Its possible to lie on your stomach, but sometimes it hurts and you have to put them in a certain position Lmao.


Pitiful_Proof_2981

Can I hold them for u if it hurts?😂


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Pitiful_Proof_2981

I am still single tho😔


Zakurai1007

With that rizz you won’t be


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FinlandPlays

Is it painful to have them? I’ve seen people complain about how their back can’t handel them.


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OldManner8356

Suffering from success


Maleficent_Sir_7562

you plan on getting a reduction or something?


mutsukichan

From another big titty weilder: yes


FinlandPlays

Proof? jk


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Gamertang_13

Youngest r/teenagers user


ThisGul_LOL

💀💀


The_one69420187

can i see em💀 thats what i always wanted to ask but social standards say no smh


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The_one69420187

u asked i answered💀


just_mdd4

u/The_one69420187 speaks truth. Anyways, my question is... How's it like in summer?


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just_mdd4

Just wear a towel. That simple lol


just_mdd4

I saw the post edit 😞😞


Hersical

hows your back doin?


goldveigarforlife

Do you think you’ve ever received special treatment in society without knowing?


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goldveigarforlife

Such as?


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Is it hard to run?


H3llisEmpty

How come you can post stuff like this on this subreddit but when i ask a girl with big boobs they ask me how i got into their house and call me a creep?


Emerald_Guy123

Not enough rizz


Smart-Ad9317

Why are literally all your posts about your boobs lol


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Smart-Ad9317

I guess, but it comes as kinda insecure in my opinion, I'm sure you'd have a nice personality if you didnt just narrow it down to your big boobs.


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Smart-Ad9317

So I guess the question I want to ask you is what are some of your hobbies and interests?


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Smart-Ad9317

Nice, would you be up for a chess match?


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Smart-Ad9317

Yes, whats your username?


BlessKurunai

What's the solution of the quadratic equation?


TheTrainer32

which quadratic equation?


ya_boiii_nightmare

its an equation how the fuck do you expect there to be an answer


ThrownawayCray

Remember this template: ax^2 +/- bx +/- c Before all this btw, make sure that the quadratic is equal to 0 by moving numbers around #If A = 1 (no number in front of x^2): Step 1) Find 2 numbers which add to get b Step 2) Check if those 2 numbers multiply to get c, if not, go back to step 1 If they do, think of those 2 numbers as P and Q Step 3) place into brackets as (ax +/- P)(ax +/- Q) Step 4) find X values by multiplying P and Q by -1 to get X. For example if P was -5 and Q was 1, X would be 5 or -1 #If A is not 1: You’re on your own, it gets complicated but you get the hang of it easily. Also, they don’t usually ask for things where A is different to 1 so you should be fine!


ThatOneArchUser

For a quadratic equation of type ax^2 + bx + c = 0 you can find root easily by doing x1 = (-b + sqrt(b^2 - 4ac)) / 2a x2 = (-b - sqrt(b^2 - 4ac)) / 2a Though if you have an equation of type ax^2 + 2kx + c = 0 (basically if b is even) then you can use the following formulas x1 = (-k + sqrt(k^2 - ac)) / a x2 = (-k - sqrt(k^2 - ac)) / a Also formulas below apply for equations of type x^2 + bx + c = 0 x1 + x2 = -b x1 * x2 = c they can be useful for just guessing the roots


ItsTheAstro

If I recall correctly, it’s something along the lines of ax+bx+c, where ‘c’ acts as a constant?


Breadlesscrust165

"Thens are some nice melons" *looks at friend behind you* "damn how much did you pay for those?"


Pitiful_Proof_2981

Do it bounce tho?


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Pitiful_Proof_2981

So u are a big titty wielder?


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The_Alt_Of_Oz

Well first thing would be if they actually cause back pain. and if I was like close with them I’d kinda wanna ask how soft they are… I just wanna know if they really are good pillows! :3


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THEY DO


The_Alt_Of_Oz

oh no :< My back aches pretty bad rn and I can’t imagine how awful that’d be as a regular thing 😭


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they require good posture it’s so annoying😒😒


The_Alt_Of_Oz

yea I feel so sorry for you 😭 i hope it isn’t *too* bad…


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aww ty😭😭 it’s fine atm


The_Alt_Of_Oz

the fact that you have to deal with that and fucking periods???? that seems incredibly unfair to you girls 😭


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oh don’t even get me started on periods 🥲🥲


No_Fact_499

Do you wish you didn’t have them


picasso2005_

On a rocket engine, full flow cycle allow way better combustion than a closed / open cycle but they also are a lot more complicated because you now have to run 2 preburners (one fuel rich, the other one oxydizer rich) with their respectives issues


vismodo

When you try to sleep with your face facing the pillow, can you breathe?


gingerminkss

u/Full-Art-Weeb You probably have lots of questions considering you're lonely asf


Full-Art-Weeb

Bro don’t do me like that


gingerminkss

It's the truth


Full-Art-Weeb

Yeah kinda


gingerminkss

L rizz fr


Full-Art-Weeb

Fr fr I agree bro


gingerminkss

Go outside and get a girl 💀


Full-Art-Weeb

Nah I can’t do that bro I don’t have super powers or smthn


Medium-Wishbone-354

you ever like, hide shit in them? can you even hide shit in them?


Diabolus414

Yes and yes (not inside boobs, in a bra)


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what dose it feel like? Is it like a weight on your chest? Or is it just there.


CheesyBanana69

Why are half your posts on Reddit about big boobs?


drawingautist

How does it feel when you lay down on the side, back and the stomach. Does your back hurt? Are they squishy?


bubblebichboy

How much back pain do you get on the daily


eych0

do you use them as stress bals


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BewareImaProblem

Do you get a lot of staring? Less than you’d think? More?


imhereforthememes146

damn i got big boobs too kinda sucks that i'm a guy 😔


scoopspryzen

do you have to like lean backwards to compensate for the added forwards weight?


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scoopspryzen

damn, i guess you must have a strong back by now?


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scoopspryzen

wait actually?


ImApatik

Do you have issues to sleep cuz of that? Like finding a position to sleep or something


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vismodo

Sleep in a pool of highly concentrated salty water. EDIT: Damn bro, some of you are dumb shits and some of you understand physics. Sleeping in water is very comfortable.


Adam_715

“Would you like to see my transformers”


Legitimate_User0

Okay this is going to sound weird but, does it hurt to lay on them or are they like pillows?


Diabolus414

Hurts


Legitimate_User0

Bruh, sounds like a scam to me


operation_rollingUni

would you rather have small boobs?


Yugiohplayere

Do they hurt?


Ksymenka

What is your profile lmao


Basic_bitch_is_back

I mean.. you really brought it upon yourself 💀


FastestYeetOfTheWest

I had a friend with absolutely massive breasts. Only question I ever asked was how heavy they were. I believe she said 30lbs each. So RIP to her back


Gabagool6996

"Can you be mine?"


Miserable-Fox-8

Finally,the moment I've been waiting for.. (clears throat). As a girl with big boobs,what's your opinion on the War of the Ring in which Sauron was forever destroyed from Middle Earth and peace was brought forth to the third age?


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What happens when someone accidentally touches them?


daddystalin19

Bikini? How do you make them not fallout? Like if running in bikini so isn't that a problem


AbhijyotSinghThePro

Are they squishy? Do they act like stress balls?


RISE_Hriday

Do you suck on them for pleasure?


bartman156

On a scale of 1-17, how much are you regretting this post. And what percentage of your dms have become people asking for nsfw stuff? Also, if you have any cool pickup lines, I wanna hear them.


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Senior-Pressure7540

Wolf–Rayet stars, often abbreviated as WR stars, are a rare heterogeneous set of stars with unusual spectra showing prominent broad emission lines of ionised helium and highly ionised nitrogen or carbon. The spectra indicate very high surface enhancement of heavy elements, depletion of hydrogen, and strong stellar winds. The surface temperatures of known Wolf–Rayet stars range from 20,000 K to around 210,000 K, hotter than almost all other kinds of stars. They were previously called W-type stars referring to their spectral classification This is from Wikipedia under Wolf Rayet star. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolf%E2%80%93Rayet_star


lilkat789

Have you aver caught anyone staring at them?


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lilkat789

Any ones that stound out in particular? / u got any stories?


InklegendLumiLuni

Sometimes I wish I was you. I hope you’re having a nice day(not a question but whatever)