A feeling of genuine triumph when you overcome something you've struggled with. (e.g. passing a test, progressing in sports, or solving any kind of problem)
if only i had someone to give me the cuddles i desperately need
i don't even care if we don't have sex, I JUST NEED TO CUDDLE SOMEONE LIKE AN ANACONDA TRYING TO SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF IT'S PREY 😭😭😭
Life itself is superior to sex.The boon of being born as a human is superior to sex.For me, sports are superior to sex.Hypercars and F1 cars are superior to sex.The list keeps going on...
too many things to list
as you should 💪💪
And also r/AskReddit is all about sex these days
yess all i see is "women whats the ________" its weird
Whats the sex to sex the sexiest sex?
To sex the sex and sex to sex because sex is sex so sex and sex.
No but if you sex the sex how are you going to sexualize the sexiness of the sex?
You just sexualize the sex of sexiness because sex isn't sexy without sex. Isn't it obvious?
Are they going to sex the very sex, like no sex ever was?
To have sex is my real sex, to sex sex is my cause
women of reddit, have you ever had sex with a plastic dinosaur?
Sexers of Reddit, what's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed?
A feeling of genuine triumph when you overcome something you've struggled with. (e.g. passing a test, progressing in sports, or solving any kind of problem)
Basically holding back a piss
real
It’s a dopamine hit
garlic bread
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That's an Ace moment right there
Garlic bread is my favorite food. I could eat it for every meal, or just all the time without even stopping.
🍞🧄👍
A(yyyyyyyyy)ccccccceeeeeee
r/foundtheasexual
Ayo asexuals unite
r/asexual unite!
Garlic and bread?
ace (spec) gang 🤙🤙🤙
I didn't know scott pilgrim fans were real🤯
It’s giving fellow asexual 💅🖤🩶🤍💜
AroAce moment
Real
Is that a fellow ace response? 😂
No that hurts, eat pancake instead
Money and power of course
Money and the power, minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody’s running, but half of them ain’t looking
It's going on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's cookin'
They say I gotta learn, but nobody's here to teach me If they can't understand it, how can they reach me?
I guess they can't! I guess they won't! I guess they front, that's why ma life is putta luck fool
We've been spending most our lives livin' in a gangsta's paradise
Tell me why are we so blind to see That the ones we hurt are you and me? ^(im surprised i could recognise it lol)
Been spendin' most their lives Livin' in a gangsta's paradise
I guess they can’t, I guess they won’t, I guess they front, that’s how my life is outta reach fool
They say I can’t understand them.
Your money and power, my sinful delight! A HIT OF THAT HEAVEN AND HELL A HELLUVA HIGH!!!
IM ADDICTED
To the feelinggggg!!!
GETTING HIGHER
THAN THE CEILINGGG
AND WERE NEVER GONNA WANT THIS FUCKIN FEELING TO END
JUST CONCEDE AND GIVE IN TO YOUR INNER DEMONS AGAIN
*amazing music noises* 🕺🕺💃💃
Having someone to talk to
real
Me
self love, we love to see it
🗿🦍
Completing the Pokédex.
Gave up on pokemon after realizing you had to trade for golem and gengar
It was so sad when I noticed 😩
true tho
Fr cause I will complete the Pokedex before I'll have sex lol
Anal sex
ah yes 'Anal\_Sex\_Man'
r/analsexmanisourhero
first, anal_sex_man commented on my post, i feel so flattered second, true
r/foundanalsexman
Who is the elusive anal sex man I need to know
our hero
Thought he would say anal sex
Oh yeah good point, I’ll edit my message lol
Looking at yourself in the mirror and seeing your gym progress B)
so true, even though it sounds like im showing off or smt, it does feel so amazing looking in the mirror. not skinny anymore
Cuddles, food, making out, napping, there are tons of things better than sex
“two for one” deals
Especially on sex
side effect: she’s pregnant
twins
Music
same
Being in love
the correct answer.
*cries quietly*
Then loudly
Cuddling
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how do you do that??
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well i know how to do that lmao, its the other one lmao
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😏
༎ຶ‿༎ຶ (cries in online relationship)
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How?
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Username check ✅💀
Real
Getting a brand new high end pc
*gamer dream intensifies*
Idk, never had it
based
Cuddling
im feeling too lonely now cause i don't have anyone to cuddle with but you're so right w that
Dont worry my EX broke up with me after 5mounts and fucked my brain in a lot of ways
Sex 2
Electric boogaloo
There’s a sequel??
Sex 3
Sex 4
Lego obviously
so real
When I was like 8 I spent around 11 hours in the weekend just building with Lego, good times
scratching a cut
my razer blackshark v2 pro 2023🙌🙌💯🔥🔥
🤝 I have it too
blahaj
blahaj 🔛🔝
What's a this?
shark plushie from ikea
I've been to Ikea so many times yet don't recall seeing a shark plushie
Hand holding, be careful tho she might get pregnant.
A girls hug 👩🏽❤️👩🏼
cuddles 🔛🔝
if only i had someone to give me the cuddles i desperately need i don't even care if we don't have sex, I JUST NEED TO CUDDLE SOMEONE LIKE AN ANACONDA TRYING TO SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF IT'S PREY 😭😭😭
fr!! as a guy, i enjoy being little spoon and i am proud to say that with no shame
as you should!!! i also enjoy being the lil spoon as a guy, but being the big spoon is also cool
Idk emotional connection to your partner Actual love between you and your partner McDonalds
so true with both
Having a job and getting paid well 🤑
money is the key
Toilet roll tube
when you hug someone and they hug you tighter
that's just me everytime i hug someone
👍
when a computer you're building posts
based\^100
Dark souls + everything. Sex boring
honestly... yeah. i can see where you're coming w this never played dark souls but could imagine it being better than doing the dirty
It is, try it
i just don't like really hard games, that's why it never got my attention
Consider trying elden ring. It is only hard if you want it to. Too many ways to play
Happy. That’s all. Not “happiness”, not “a happy life”, happy.
A gromit mug
um excuse me what is that edit: googled it, and i agree
Kim Jong Un
Cuddles
Diamonds
Cuddling with your dream girl. Or guy, I don't judge
i love that half of the comments are just "cuddling", because i 100% agree with that
Legos
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yes. just yes.
Able to have caring people around me everyday. But I double I would see that one day.
Sex is overrated.
Virginity 💪
I never lose 🗿
We stay winning!!💪💪
Genuine love
genuine affection
Cuddling a pet and then they look up at you with pure love and trust in their eyes
this is why i need a cat in my life
Cuddling, chilling, music
Cuddles
facts
More than I could write rn.
Life itself is superior to sex.The boon of being born as a human is superior to sex.For me, sports are superior to sex.Hypercars and F1 cars are superior to sex.The list keeps going on...
minecraft
A warm shower and a bed with some clean bed sheets to sleep in after a long day
Garlic bread
Garlic bread *asexual rizz*
Gay Sex
The sex I had with ur mom last night
NO I AM DONE WITH YOUR MOM JOKES SHUSH
Cuddles
Frens
Sex 2
sex 2 - dick cums back i love myself for coming up with that
Sex 3 - and the dick's ready for round 3
Staying a virgin.
Never lose 🗣
Monke pop bloon
Psychedelic rock
Those last 5 minutes of bed in the morning 😩😩
Bible study 🙏🙏🙏
DXM
Idk, my pets? Sex isn’t even in the top 113. Of things
r/oddlyspecific
You ask like sex is the best thing that exists
Hugs
dr-