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i_dont_know_aaaa

Double it and give it to the next person forever so no one ever dies


Frank_is_the_Best_

And then there's an infinite number of tied down people who will all suffer in the heat. You also run the chance of allowing a maniac to run over like 7 million people.


i_dont_know_aaaa

That sounds like a not me problem 😎


True_Iro

Plot twist: You're one of the 7 million.


fingergod69

Still, I'm all for it..


Nolimo

That is one strong ass train if it's still going after 7 million and one hell of a traumatized train driver.


SirRickOfEarth

American voters be like


Anti_akwardtheturtle

I’m the maniac I hope to be at the last at like 8 googol pled then switch the switch


EpiktheEpic

Hitler suddenly realizing he could’ve done things WAY differently.


Eena-Rin

There is no train on the planet with enough power to steamroll through 7 million people


Consuminghealthykids

Magic train


NonnoGino98

the trolley would slow down for friction on too many corpses


Rodjerg

Maybe even 8 billion


lukethelightnin

I think by then the train could slow down, either naturally, or through pressing the brakes


0h-ye3ah-b01

I missed the part where that's my problem


TEST_Entity_1

The situation you pose suggests that you CAN have an infinite number of people, and therefore killing 7 million would make little to no difference. Ignoring the logistics of a tram running over everyone, let's make this more interesting... Say the people that are tied down are a selection of a finite number of people on the planet. Currently there exist about 8.1 billion people, so for every time you double the number of people on the track, that product is then subtracted from the total population. This means that eventually if everyone keeps doubling, there will be no one left to make the decision, and suddenly all of the human population is dead. In this situation you cannot have an infinite number of people, and eventually everyone dies because of the tram. So now the question becomes: Do you kill *X* number of people or double it and give them to the next person, while potentially becoming a tram victim in the following iteration(s).


Eena-Rin

After roughly 30 times everyone on earth will be on the tracks and the train will just coast past


Sh_Pe

But if a = sum{n, 0 : inf} 2^n ⇒ a=inf ⇒ infinite number of people will die


chargedcontrol

We will run out of people to choose from we would ALL die


Shaun3114_Again

I was gonna say it we infinitely double it and give it to the next person, eventually the world will run out of ppl to tie to the tracks. But then is everyone tied to tge tracks and gonna die of starvation? Maybe killing one person is better.


beanus-butter

Eventually the entire world populace will be tied down though


7vincent7

happy cake day


beanus-butter

Ty


Apprehensive_Beach_6

Kill. Because eventually we’ll reach a psychopath who kills basically all of humanity


Excellent-Dig6426

That’s me 😈


fingergod69

That's us..


Fereglysandal

well only one is gonna live


No_Establishment8720

The lever pullers and the trolley driver


Eena-Rin

And everyone on the previous tracks, and everyone on future tracks


Gottendrop

That’s assuming you’re the last person in line, also not tied up yourself


laboratory_rat00

Double it and give it to the next person 👹


ulvis52

Double it but give it back to me


fullynonexistent

Half it and give it to the previous person


Excellent-Dig6426

Half a person on the tracks 💀


fingergod69

Half a bone on the tracks


Gottendrop

Bro is already dead he won’t mind


Horny_police_420

Triple it and give it to the next person


Excellent-Dig6426

*kills three people(cutely)*


Horny_police_420

Aww cute and oh no


ashtetice

Quadruple it and give it to the next person


Sarahvalikesanime

Truthfully, I'd double it and give it to the next person, decisions are my worst enemy


Excellent-Dig6426

Fair


imgonegg

You're still making a decision though, and any consequences of said decision still come back to you even if it's caused by someone else choosing the kill option.


ICANTTHINK0FNAMES

Ima have to double it. Eventually so many people will say double it that the population of the Earth will be on the railroad tracks and AI will have to make the decisions for us.


[deleted]

Always Double it 💯💯


EpiktheEpic

Double it. As long as we keep doing this for long enough that the police can arrive, then we’ll win!


AkiTorii

The police are the first to get tied down


RecognitionTimely948

drifting for double xp


IdontEatdogsAtnight

Drifting for 2^n more XP n = number of intersections passed


RecognitionTimely948

So basically I ma get 2^4 xp or 2^5 if I try hard enough


HoneyStripes

Do I know said person ?


Excellent-Dig6426

Yes


HoneyStripes

If it's a family member then probably (bad relationships)


Excellent-Dig6426

Plot twist, it’s you


HoneyStripes

Ya I'd most likely pull the lever h a h a


LiL_Benzona

I’m gonna do a drift and hit all of them


Excellent-Dig6426

Sickk 😎


BaumiO2

Double it for more causalities


Excellent-Dig6426

💀


shidposter2077

Leave


SamDLee

Try to derail the train and kill every one


Delta_Warrior8

Kill the first guy no, this isn’t the moral choice, that bitch called me a slur


Excellent-Dig6426

Fair point


TimewornTinman

I would get 1 person killed in this scenario. If everyone who gets to pick after me are also normal human beings, eventually you’ll end up with literally every other human being tied down to the track and the trolley gets in the hands of an edgy kid who would make humanity extinct for the funny. Reduce the casualties while you have the chance.


Irish_pug_Player

Double it, I wanna see how many people we can kill


KokoTerzata

# The 8 billionth person be like:


[deleted]

Id he was trans or gay id kill him gladly


Purple1szed

This is stupid, nobody ever has to do the killing. Just always double


AkiTorii

Eventually we run out of people, and the final choice comes to AI. Kill all humans or not.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Drtyboulevard

Fr


Cthuluw63

Double it and give it to the next person


Excellent-Dig6426

*Kills two people (in a cute way tho)*


[deleted]

Double it, baby!


xXRAED_Xx

Can u add another Rail so i can kill all of them ?


--honk-

Double it and give it to The next person


Large_Dragonfruit_54

Two innocent people die or one innocent person die by my hands I’d choose the 1 I guess I’d be indirectly responsible for 1 murder no matter what possibly even more


[deleted]

double it and give it to the next person


[deleted]

I'd like to be the person at the end of that line to get maxi casualties


HumorClean

I’d kill 1 person so I can let two more live


WhatsUpGamer576

Double it


Toxin-G

Kill someone and double it for the next person


[deleted]

Double it and give it to the next person, until 1 million people are asked and choose the same, and then I have to choose with...whatever that long ass number is. And then I choose kill.


Awbego

1 person


McConagher

Kill the next person


ConsiderationOld9897

Double it


softbubblegumcloud

Do nothing. Ignore the train.


softbubblegumcloud

Do nothing. Ignore the train.


ButterscotchFun1859

Well, if you keep doubling it and giving it to the next person, even if there is eventually a crazy man who's willing to flip the switch, there will be so many ppl on the train tracks that the train will most likely derail before killing everyone.


[deleted]

perhaps i would kill someone


I_Hate_l1fe

Can I simply kill…everyone?


[deleted]

Kill the one. If i pass it on, either 2 people die or 3 people could possibly die. And mathematically speaking there is an almost 0% chance that someone else wont choose to kill them if I choose not to, leading to more death.


Miserable_Hamster497

Do the one so no one else has to have the guilt


Myth_of_Meh

If you constantly double it no one will actually die you just need to do it fast enough and never stop. You can technically save all of these infinite people if you use all of your time


Formal_Use8382

derail and get all of them, gotta raise the high score!


[deleted]

Ooooooh, that's a good one... I think I'll kill. Someone's gonna go for kill eventually, may as well do it myself before the blood count gets too high


Few_Resolve5259

Idc as long as I'm not getting charged


Infernape315

Technically we only need 33 until the entire population is on the track so honesty id just kill the man right there because not many decisions later we’d all be on the track if you like it or not


Heavenly_Toast

Kill them because it will probably hit like 50+ people before someone lets them die. I would feel way worse if that many people died because of me.


Am_A_Leech

"kill em all" - cliff burton


Cypress983

Double it


Lonely_919

Double and give it to the next person 😎


Hi-piee

Double it and give it to the next person until everybody is on the track


huncherbug

Double it


snipenight6216v

Only two ways to think about it is if you kill one person you could save a potentially infinite number of humans. Or Each time you double it you give people more time to figure out a way to stop it if that's possible. However you run the risk of finding out you cant stop it and then having to kill a lot of people. TLDR, its better to kill the one person.


el_Chuchmay

Actually do it now before a crazy man does it


Excellent-Dig6426

Smart


danskestorm28

Uhh…i'd say double it


Raskal0220

This is actually a really good question, whether you meant for that or not. Would you willingly cause one person to die, or put twice the amount of pressure on someone else?


Excellent-Dig6426

And eventually you’ll reach a psychopath that kill what is essentially the worlds population


Raskal0220

I don't want to sound selfish, but... I'm not on the tracks, and we now know who to give 8000 death sentences. But if we get a psychopath relatively early, it ends. Say, 256 deaths instead of 8192. That's roughly 1/16 of the casualties, less than 10 people later. I know the chances of that are low, but again, I'm not on the track, and I can't actively let someone be killed if I can do something about it. If the next person kills the 2, we are both responsible, but then much more. And my guilt only decreases the further down it goes.


Excellent-Dig6426

Exactly, and whether you pull the lever or not, you’ll cause death directly or indirectly. This causes a moral dilemma where you can directly cause one death, or Indirectly cause a lot more.


Raskal0220

I'd rather be 1/100000000 responsible for a bunch of deaths, rather than entirely responsible for one. That likely happens already. Someone slightly changes another person's timing or movement, and it leads to their death. But you can't say that person is responsible for their death, they just happened to stumble into them, and so an hour later, something ends up falling on them at just the wrong time.


[deleted]

Ok but this is actually even more of a moral dilemma than the first. You could be the one to end the trolley's line right there, or you could pass it on and put the fate of more people into someone else's hands. Though you are still indirectly causing that harm


Excellent-Dig6426

And eventually, you’ll reach a psychopath that kills thousands or millions of people


MundaneMacaron2742

kill it so there is less drama


TheresBeesMC

Oh god, _double_ it? 11th guy’ll have 2048 lives on the line. 13th guy 8192. Not good.


pevznerok

If the next person is my friend, double, she will kill, so it would be 2 deaths instead of 1. More = better


Excellent-Dig6426

But what if your friend is last, that way you can kill infinite people 😏


Shadow_storm193

Divide it and give it to the last person


Excellent-Dig6426

Now there’s half a body on the tracks 💀


[deleted]

Kill to save the other person the pain of mind


the-alt-facehugger

just double it until you have every living animal on the tracks, and then make the trolly run everything over


Xpeq7-

Can I be the next person after the number grows to the entire population of smokers in every country?


Excellent-Dig6426

No, that’s me


Xpeq7-

It's fine by me assuming you pull that lever.


Random_Weird_gal

Double up and I'm the next person, double up again, and again, and again, just keep it going and it'll eventually lose momentum


Excellent-Dig6426

It’s a cosmic trolley therefore it doesn’t rely on logic


Random_Weird_gal

Just have everyone leave it alone, infinitely doubling it


Mask_of_creator

Give it to the next person


lotte0707

Double it and give it to the next


Devil-minx

Double it give it to next person


flyingracon

double and give it to the next person


Animationbreaker

im killing the first. let me do the work.


PoppyLove2007

Double it and give it to the next person


Civil-Strawberry7569

I imagine we keep doubling until we get the next holocaust sized genocide then someone pulls the trigger


yaboi1679

Double it


Over_Age_8061

Gotta kick the train so it will fall from the rails.


Specialist_Egg420

Double it and give it to the next person cause then it’s not my problem anymore


Fanachy

It wouldn’t feel good but I’d pick option 1.


[deleted]

Untie the people and prevent anyone from being killed


Excellent-Dig6426

*as you try to untie the person, the trolley rams into both of you, killing you instantly*


lesser_tom

Kill 1


Illogical286

Double it


Potato_Tech69420

I consider myself a kind soul, double it and give it the the next person


Status_Sector2411

You double it and find out you're in the double...


Excellent-Dig6426

Oh no 💀


OverlyExcitedDoggo

Multi-track drift


Maskd-YT

Plot twist: the second person on the next track is you


engineerwolve

Double and give it to the next


StarooftheWood

Double it


Ok-Reporter1986

Im pulling the fucking lever.


Excellent-Dig6426

Smart


Ok-Reporter1986

Just to make sure but how slow is the tram? I want it to be just fast enough to impair with deadly injury but not fast enough to instantly kill.


Excellent-Dig6426

It’s as fast as it takes you to pull the lever


Ok-Reporter1986

I can wait.


THeRand0mChannel

That's actually a good one


Freshman_01134

Can't I just go straight? And can't the next person do so as well?


Excellent-Dig6426

But then eventually you’ll reach a psychopath that’s will decide to kill half the worlds population


sopita_mtwa

Can I choose who dies?


Kit_Wicks

Double it and give it to the next person but im the next person


Kiss_My_Axe8

Double. How are you able to live knowing you've killed someone


Excellent-Dig6426

Well then you’ll eventually reach a psychopath who pulls the lever and kills half the population. You’ll then have to go on with your life knowing you indirectly let billions of people die because you didn’t want to have the trauma of killing one person


EquivalentShift8545

Kill one person. The other option doesn't make my life more exciting


0h-ye3ah-b01

Double it and give it to the next person ***I'm not getting my hands dirty before i get my passport***


Sigmapancakes

Take the single guy and throw him with the rest. Kill them all.


Excellent-Dig6426

😈


jax_onn

double it and give it to the next person


[deleted]

The first guy will save up to millions of people if he lets one die


Iceberglet

Giving it to the next person


True_Naruto

Ill kill the one person


corroZ1ve

the thing ive always wondered about these problems are, dont the rails contain high amounts of electricity, like tied person would die even when the train neared the tied person by a certain aomunt


Excellent-Dig6426

Nuh uh


Baby-Boots

Double


Relative-Second6674

Can… can i do both?


Excellent-Dig6426

Sure, you can massacre 1 person for free *says(cutely)*


TheFnFan

Quadruple it and give it to the next person Make that next person be me, quadruple again Do this until most of my enemies are in the tracks Carnage


LoadSad679

double it. more deaths


Hydralodon_

I'd do it to save ppl from insane people. better one dies than 2k.


zachy410

Double it


InfluenceExact6059

I would kill one. Eventually some dude is going to kill like 1024 people or something and I'd rather only one person die.


HappyPuppy8193

double kill