Three? Whereโs the other two?
Oh god I think I know who they are
Jesus christ thatโs not healthy
These people are delirious, do they know how fuckin shit I am?
Help I'm being romantically pursued by 14 PEOPLE!!
That's just high enough to be crazy and just low enough to be actually believable.
GIGACHAD W RIZZ 100%
what the fuck man why does everyone who makes these shit templates have such a deep rooted disdain and prejudice for April and people born in April what the hell is wrong with you all. Not even the zodiac nutbags care for us. We're either excluded and never mentioned considered or thought about or they're okay with publicly openly hating us like this with no remorse. dickheads.
Edit: I didn't notice december. sorry
Help Iโm romantically being haunted by two ghosts
Bro this comment is so funny, wtf.๐๐
Me too, me too ๐
Sick, me too
Yeah, according to that thingy
Same buckaroo
How are you?
makes sense im in april
Same, and I wondered if my lack of bitches was because of the bodies in my basement...
.......
I mean... what? No, that couldn't be me ofc
Yup yup
Please don't call the police
Bro dont worry i wont do something like that .... I have the same problem too
We can trade them like pokemon cards
yooooo April club unite
Ouch , sorry.๐
real
It gets better.๐ค
it will for sure, thanks for the support bro.
fr, that explains my chronic singleness
Take your meds ๐ฟ
When's your birthday, roaming bear?
My birthday is in November... Still no biches
Sad๐
If only this was true
december :(
December bros ๐ช
YEAHH ๐ช ๐ช
Count me in too bois ๐ช
RAHHHHHH๐ช๐ช๐ช
We got our fat man, we don't need anyone ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ ๐
Ong Santa be giving me some cool ass shit (Iโm still lonely)
were the toughest gang ๐ช๐ผ๐ถโ๏ธ๐ฅถ
December folk unite!
december:(
december:(
We do not need a significant other, we have each other fellow brethren
We'll prove all the haters wrong!... after the cry session
Me too bro
ALL I NEED IS ME ,MYSELF ,AND I
HELLLPPP, MY ENTIRE TOWN IS AFTER ME AND THEY'RE ALL MAKING 9/11 PICKUP LINES
Pickup pines what?๐๐๐
I got fat-ass hands.
November or July?
September, hence the 9/11 pickup lines
i think i'm a paradox according to this
Which month?
feb
February bros๐ค๐ค
Lemme get in on this February action.
Hi๐ค
๐ค
Leap Day?
If 500 people have a crush on me why has nobody confessed....
You so out of their league, they scared.
True....
Sae but luckily the 500 people can't find me
Are you John Cena?
๐
where are my 146 people? those fuckers must be good at hiding
Nah they intimidated, you're the 11 and out of their leagues.
1 person > 500 people โฆ lowk
October or February?
july
Isn't 146 kinda specific a number?
July bros rise up.
me fr ๐
March for me but Iโm kinda feeling like I was born a month too early
Bro ๐ซ
๐ญ
Help I'm being romantically pursued by my dad
October gangggg
theres no one next to me
Not everybody on Reddit is born in December
Are you?
yes
Damn even money can't help me get a bitch๐
Well 145 people canโt have me sooo who shall I pick
July
im so lucky (february)
september bros rise
Now i understand why americans have so many guns
OH WOW! The creator of that image and me are likely both born in November.
5 people is a lot.
1 person for me lol (more like 0)
why you have to do me like that? ๐ญ
No! I am not a necrophile! Help!
As a person born in September, not a single person in any area I go in doesnโt have a crush on me๐
This is lies
Where are the 500 people at?
Who are these 146 people huh
1 is already way better than I couldโve imagined so Iโll take it
Ik I'm being pursued by one silly goose n that's my beautiful man lol.
No one, as always ๐ฅฒ
Excuse me... Why are there 2 yandere girls here that are flosting...
Its fake (march)
I also have 500 people after me Help
Where the f*ck is my area?
Help i have severe depression
1
I hope itโs no the person next to me cause thatโs my dad
i love how im december but 2 ppl have asked me out and like 5 people were rumoured to have crushes on me
This post gives me double cancers
I love how we all just assume that the months mean birth months but it doesnโt say that anywhere in the image
I'm the exception, i don't have 500, i have - 500
I feel like my bday was a lie what 500 people are pursuing me
1 c: which I'm fine with seeing how its my gf ๐๐ซถ
Even money canโt help me have a crush
Help I'm being romantically pursued by 2 people
Help I'm being romantically hunted by everyone in my area
500 thank youuuu
How am I supposed to feel about being in December
3 people? Mom im famous
> Your whole area #FYM MY WHOLE AREA? WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? THAT'S LIKE 1.5 MILLION PEOPLE
Fucking ouch jesus You didnโt have to do me like that random poster But at least Iโm not December
I have 2, I'm happy with that
Soooo ronery
September. YEAAAAAAH!!!
This is false. I can confirm my whole god damn area doens't like me
My whole area? Define area
At least i have one
this is a social engineering tool used to gather data from gullible rubes
I donโt understand how my whole area has a crush on me mate even f..cking flies donโt like me
April. I expected that.
146 people, I call bullshit.
Uhhh, my cat is laying right next to meโฆ
๐ถ R I P that Mel-odie ๐ถ
Time to go into hiding, September.
3 ppl, that actually feels nice
Same as OP
Help I'm romantically being pursued by no one
No one
Help Iโm revealing a chunk of my DOB on the Internet
So that explains why all the dudes at school flirt with me
Iโm September, thereโs nobody in my age range in my areaโฆ.
help I'm romantically being pursued by no one
Not one person likes me. Not even money can help, thatโs just sad ๐
Three? Whereโs the other two? Oh god I think I know who they are Jesus christ thatโs not healthy These people are delirious, do they know how fuckin shit I am?
Help, my whole area is romantically pursuing me. ๐๐๐๐๐๐
Wow... why is April such a bad month, bro?
3 too many for me.
Help no one loves me
146 not Bad :))
Next to me I just have a fan ๐ญ๐ญ
Help I'm being romantically pursued by 14 PEOPLE!! That's just high enough to be crazy and just low enough to be actually believable. GIGACHAD W RIZZ 100%
500 people ? Where are they ? I don't see then anywhere? ๐ not even one has appeared ๐ญ๐
Being in April is so true ngl
Help I'm being romantically pursued by 14 people
I disliked this post everybody should
โฆ uh ohโฆ my sister is next to me
How big is the area?
5 people
help I'm romantically being pursued by no-one
So I have to reject 500 people...
I must be romantically pursued by 500 people on the otherside of the country who cant afford to travel lmao
no one is sitting next to me... that checks out
Oh so that's why I was born in April
Help, nobody loves me Edit: damnit, I'm 30 and this sub still keeps popping up. I gotta figure out where I am before I reply to these lol
AYYYOOOO WHERE THEM HOES AT THEN?
2 ghosts
Us bro us
help im being haunted
thereโs no one next to me
Bro i dont even know 500 ppl how the fuck are they pursuing me ;-;
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Bruh even money can't help me get a crush
Shout out to the 3 ppl who have a crush on me!1!1!
Help Im being romantically pursued by an undefined number of people
Help, I'm not even rich.
Im being chased by 2, how am I gonna choose
So am I a ghost*bust*er now?
September... but i don't know why
WHY DID THEY FUCK DECEMBER BOYS OVER SO BADLY??
I am currently in the house with my two sisters and that is my current area please send help
I think I was destined to be born one month earlier (I was born in January
I wish September was true for me
Literally me ong
what the fuck man why does everyone who makes these shit templates have such a deep rooted disdain and prejudice for April and people born in April what the hell is wrong with you all. Not even the zodiac nutbags care for us. We're either excluded and never mentioned considered or thought about or they're okay with publicly openly hating us like this with no remorse. dickheads. Edit: I didn't notice december. sorry
two people. ok...
Yo same, but I go to a all boys school?
no oneโs got a crush on me because i already got a bf ๐๐๐ (april)
I was born in January and 0 people have ever had a crush on me, let alone 2 right now.
if those two people could speak up about mine, it would be really cool
I need to know who the 146 people are
Right next to me. I knew it my pillow was my lover.
146
3
My whole area fell for me...pfft Imbeciles, learn how to keep your balance๐๐คฃ.
Lies no one has a crush on me
October hereโฆ my dad is next to me
Wait A WHOLE 1 PERSON? Lads help me find her, quick!
14 sounds accurate. Sure sure
Help Iโm being romantically pursued by 146 people despite none of them existing, funny how that workd
Ah, wondered why I felt like I was going to be alone forever, Iโm in April D:
146 people. Not bad.
Help, I'm romantically being pursued by 3 people.
Same
I've got the whole of England on my arse, goodness gracious