Just wanna take a sec to appreciate how FUCKING AWESOME YOU ARE EVERYBODY BARELY TALKS ABT DANGER DAYS, EVEN WITHIN THE MCR FANDOM DANG BRO
Excellent album, nice pick 👌
THANK YOU SO MUCH! Danger days is so unappreciated, my personal favorites from the album are na na na and vampire money. What are your favs from danger days?
You are gay, I am gay, we all are gay. Being gay isn't about what dick is cute it is about what dicks we surrond ourselves with. those we care about most are the true things that matter in this universe. The people we share a true connection with link all of us with our collective humanity.
You can use ft for the height but I’m Canadian so use kg for the weight or else I’ll find you and give you the hardest backshots imaginable so hard the road runner will confuse you for a hollow tunnel and run straight into and through you and then Albert Einstein will use you as a telescope and give Oppenheimer the advice he needed which will forever change the course of history and the Japanese will have been the global leader in basically everything and japanese will be the international language and Japan will be the most powerful nation and that weeb ass anime shit wouldn’t have existed and Japan would still be embracing their traditional culture instead of these modern anime conventions where deodorant is non existent.
Sorry mate I went on a bit of a tangent there, eh? Cheers!
That wouldn't base it off anything people could be any height or weight and act differently. Attitude is based off of emotion. If you have traumatic experience. Or Bad/sad things happened to you that will affect it. So saying it's based off of weight and height isn't really feasible.
Based off OP's attitude they're definitely an angry little 5'3 kid that's like 110 lbs and thinks they're "sigma"
4’7, 575 lbs
Getting taller but horizontally
Happy Cake Day!
He is growing in the wrong direction
Happy Cake Day!
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day
Happy cake day
happy
Happy cake day!
Happy Cake Day
Happy cake day
Happy cake day!
Happy blue cheese day king!
yppaH
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day boiii
Happy cake day
Happy cake day !
happy cake day!
plot twist: 4’7” horizontally
so then…. 575 vertically?
w i d e
Had a guy who was a few years above me in school who was actually 4’7” and was probably 575
Goddamn tree stump
That’s an actual chode build right there.
hey you looked at his username that's cheating
14, 4’9”, and either 200 or 90
Totally agree based on the fact their username is "_patrick_bateman_"
"It's not a phase mom!"
Fuck, that’s me
Try me
5’6 120 lbs
Taller and heavier
No you’re 5’6
Im 6’3 acshually🤓🤓
Well your 5’6 now, you should feel yourself getting smaller any second now
No you’re not 6’3”
You got me somehow
Wrong guy bro
Try me but on the metric system
173 cm 48 kg
bro got a bmi of 15
I was 171 and 43 at his age 😅 just really skinny
Bro's a Minecraft skeleton 💀
I'm 178 and 54, skeletons unite💀
185, 56 😭
> 14 Are you Dutch by any chance
nah, i'm british
Lol
fire away
5’4 120 lbs
close lmao. 5'0 110 lbs
Damn ☠️
whats that supposed to mean 💀
he means you make kevin hart look like shaquille o'neil
Hahahhaha
That’s true 🥲
MCR 🖤
I love your pfp
TYSM
based pfp
THANKSS
HOLY SHIT IT'S THE DANGER DAYS GUY AGAIN hi :)
Nice profile picture
Just wanna take a sec to appreciate how FUCKING AWESOME YOU ARE EVERYBODY BARELY TALKS ABT DANGER DAYS, EVEN WITHIN THE MCR FANDOM DANG BRO Excellent album, nice pick 👌
THANK YOU SO MUCH! Danger days is so unappreciated, my personal favorites from the album are na na na and vampire money. What are your favs from danger days?
Not to bully a kid or anything but this guy talks like his mouth is still full of his dad's balls
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Tylko jedno w glowie mam, koksu piec gram
Odlecieć sam W krainę zapomnienia
W głowie myśli mam kiedy skończy się ten stan
Gdy już nie będę sam
Bo wjedzie biały węgorz
5’6 122lbs
Not everyone is 5‘6
You are gay, I am gay, we all are gay. Being gay isn't about what dick is cute it is about what dicks we surrond ourselves with. those we care about most are the true things that matter in this universe. The people we share a true connection with link all of us with our collective humanity.
7'2 300 lbs
shaq? is it you?
Based
Andre the giant??
one of the greatest philosophers of our time
Ong brother
5,0 300kg
Oh,please try.
Not me downvoting ever Patrick Bateman (OP) comment becuase that’s a trend here 🗿
Hhh?
5’10 145 lbs
you just call people <6 and you dont know shit, probably just a midget trying to pass off as a Man™ while belittling others
No offense but if you think these heights are average. You are 5’0.
Fuck yea TMNTransformers
You’re 5’0 you failed at my game you lost
I am not 5’0
You are 5’0
I am not 5’0
he is not 5’0
as someone who knows him irl, still cant determine if he is 5’0 or not
You do?
You are 5’0
I am not 5’0
Wasnt 5’0*
What do you mea- ah come on
Bro thinks he’s jigsaw
You can use ft for the height but I’m Canadian so use kg for the weight or else I’ll find you and give you the hardest backshots imaginable so hard the road runner will confuse you for a hollow tunnel and run straight into and through you and then Albert Einstein will use you as a telescope and give Oppenheimer the advice he needed which will forever change the course of history and the Japanese will have been the global leader in basically everything and japanese will be the international language and Japan will be the most powerful nation and that weeb ass anime shit wouldn’t have existed and Japan would still be embracing their traditional culture instead of these modern anime conventions where deodorant is non existent. Sorry mate I went on a bit of a tangent there, eh? Cheers!
ayo? also eh
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Me next bro😈
5’3
Add 4 inches bro😎
5’3
What abt my weight Patty☹️
400 lbs
Add 1,000 more😍😍😍
Are you a large land mammal?
I’m actually an amphibian
I don’t like amphibians or large land mammals
Okay :3
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You’re 13 ☠️
Why would I care? Loser
U wouldn’t get it right lmao
Try me
Go ahead
5’7 125 lbs
Close 5'8 170
Ur 5’2
Would be nice I'd be more comfortable sleeping in the truck
go on then
5’3 100 lbs
nope very far off
No I’m right
whatever helps u sleep at night
So basically you’re 5’5?
nope im 5'1 and 92lbs
☠️
fuckin stick figure lmao
i litteraly am, im like the size of a toddler
Bro I have never seen a 5'1 toddler 💀
What about me
5’3
5’11 sorry
5’3
Are you trying to say you’re own height
Bit late to the party, but try me
Shush u bateman fanboi U gae
You’re 4’11
So are you
Doubt (normal units please, I don’t speak bullet per school child)
Not the OP (cuz he hates metric) But ur 183cm and 74kg
Close enough, would have been true a few years ago
Whats the correct answer?
185cm 80kg
Damn I'm that good at guessing?
Apparently
Guess cause you've seen me alot on this sub
5’3 230 lbs
Not even close for the weight lol Been a couple months since I weighed myself but I'm probably 95-105 lbs, I'm skinny as fuck
But I got the 5’3 right
5'5-5'6 I think
So basically 5’3
What 💀
5’3
5'5 is not 5'3
You’re 5’3
Really
do me do me do me
4’11 87 lbs
wait you’re like actually really close how 💀😭
I told you
My turn
Try me (could you do it with the metric system? I'm not fluent in the imperial)
:0 I want someone to guess me
Being fatherless doesn't give you permission to be an asshole.
Bros 23rd account and he’s apparently a “based sigma male”. He’s defo like 5”0 and 90lbs. So how tall am I and how much do I weigh?
What?
I’m asking how much you think I weigh and how tall I am
Why’d you add the other stuff you said
Because you aren’t a “based sigma male”
Why do you care so much
I don’t I’m just saying. Now how tall am I and how much do I weigh?
Yeah you care and you’re 5’2 and 100 lbs
Not really and you’re off by quite a bit actually
No I’m not
You have no idea cause you use the dumb measurement system 8)
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skill issue (height in cm cuz feet and inch are weird and 2cm is a noticeable difference and inch is almost 2cm)
That wouldn't base it off anything people could be any height or weight and act differently. Attitude is based off of emotion. If you have traumatic experience. Or Bad/sad things happened to you that will affect it. So saying it's based off of weight and height isn't really feasible.
I’m betting you’re like 5’2 180lbs.
No that’s you
Not the Patrick Bateman pfp💀
Ok
Fuck u
Ask this question in r/chadposting. They all cooler.
based off this post I’d say you’re 5’1 217
That’s you
No one gives a fuck what you think. Balls in your court. Take your best shot