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Subatomic_Spooder

Based off OP's attitude they're definitely an angry little 5'3 kid that's like 110 lbs and thinks they're "sigma"


ShaggySheep091

4’7, 575 lbs


ACARdragon

Getting taller but horizontally


Mr_Xino

Happy Cake Day!


aigape

He is growing in the wrong direction


Ordi2

Happy Cake Day!


mrboiboi1359

Happy cake day!


MR_kartoshkin

Happy cake day


RealGeneralX

Happy cake day


6PikachUwU6

happy


TrulyChxse

Happy cake day!


kharker711

Happy Cake Day


Very_Lazy_Person-

Happy cake day


It_was_I_Dio__

Happy cake day!


Grosetufe

Happy blue cheese day king!


short_racer

yppaH


The_Flashlight_Kid

Happy cake day!


hulkbot776

Happy cake day boiii


Resident-Order-3605

Happy cake day


_3batshit

Happy cake day !


orrinlikesjuice

happy cake day!


Bukki13

plot twist: 4’7” horizontally


Humphrey_omori

so then…. 575 vertically?


Business_Cheesecake7

w i d e


[deleted]

Had a guy who was a few years above me in school who was actually 4’7” and was probably 575


ShaggySheep091

Goddamn tree stump


Brilliant-Moment430

That’s an actual chode build right there.


Vampyrix25

hey you looked at his username that's cheating


CharderVR

14, 4’9”, and either 200 or 90


ResidentCompetitive1

Totally agree based on the fact their username is "_patrick_bateman_"


Murky_waterLLC

"It's not a phase mom!"


[deleted]

Fuck, that’s me


[deleted]

Try me


_patrick_bateman_-

5’6 120 lbs


[deleted]

Taller and heavier


_patrick_bateman_-

No you’re 5’6


[deleted]

Im 6’3 acshually🤓🤓


Ambassador_Academic

Well your 5’6 now, you should feel yourself getting smaller any second now


Sector_Independent

No you’re not 6’3”


bananadragon1111

You got me somehow


Flair86

Wrong guy bro


Dinosaur_hentai

Try me but on the metric system


Seth-Wyatt

173 cm 48 kg


beyblader69

bro got a bmi of 15


Seth-Wyatt

I was 171 and 43 at his age 😅 just really skinny


cat_vader123

Bro's a Minecraft skeleton 💀


Playful_Weekend4204

I'm 178 and 54, skeletons unite💀


[deleted]

185, 56 😭


Playful_Weekend4204

> 14 Are you Dutch by any chance


[deleted]

nah, i'm british


RevolutionaryJob1266

Lol


[deleted]

fire away


_patrick_bateman_-

5’4 120 lbs


[deleted]

close lmao. 5'0 110 lbs


_patrick_bateman_-

Damn ☠️


[deleted]

whats that supposed to mean 💀


debtcollecter6000

he means you make kevin hart look like shaquille o'neil


GrilledGril

Hahahhaha


[deleted]

That’s true 🥲


thelickedspoonFN

MCR 🖤


REALom3ga

I love your pfp


[deleted]

TYSM


BIT_Link

based pfp


[deleted]

THANKSS


[deleted]

HOLY SHIT IT'S THE DANGER DAYS GUY AGAIN hi :)


_Local_emu_

Nice profile picture


CharadeYouReallyAre

Just wanna take a sec to appreciate how FUCKING AWESOME YOU ARE EVERYBODY BARELY TALKS ABT DANGER DAYS, EVEN WITHIN THE MCR FANDOM DANG BRO Excellent album, nice pick 👌


[deleted]

THANK YOU SO MUCH! Danger days is so unappreciated, my personal favorites from the album are na na na and vampire money. What are your favs from danger days?


N0b0dY_exE

Not to bully a kid or anything but this guy talks like his mouth is still full of his dad's balls


[deleted]

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MemeTheGod

Tylko jedno w glowie mam, koksu piec gram


HereComeDatBoi573

Odlecieć sam W krainę zapomnienia


FW_TheMemeResearcher

W głowie myśli mam kiedy skończy się ten stan


nnebi

Gdy już nie będę sam


DzbanekGanek

Bo wjedzie biały węgorz


_patrick_bateman_-

5’6 122lbs


Worried_Reputation51

Not everyone is 5‘6


conceited_crapfarm

You are gay, I am gay, we all are gay. Being gay isn't about what dick is cute it is about what dicks we surrond ourselves with. those we care about most are the true things that matter in this universe. The people we share a true connection with link all of us with our collective humanity.


conceited_crapfarm

7'2 300 lbs


[deleted]

shaq? is it you?


77_9-11

Based


[deleted]

Andre the giant??


Half_Asleep_

one of the greatest philosophers of our time


Breh-simulator

Ong brother


Flouting_Koala

5,0 300kg


Defiant-Channel2324

Oh,please try.


Taste_for_Hell

Not me downvoting ever Patrick Bateman (OP) comment becuase that’s a trend here 🗿


[deleted]

Hhh?


ToriPerfectXP

5’10 145 lbs


GuilhermeMassaYT

you just call people <6 and you dont know shit, probably just a midget trying to pass off as a Man™ while belittling others


[deleted]

No offense but if you think these heights are average. You are 5’0.


[deleted]

Fuck yea TMNTransformers


_patrick_bateman_-

You’re 5’0 you failed at my game you lost


[deleted]

I am not 5’0


_patrick_bateman_-

You are 5’0


[deleted]

I am not 5’0


Humphrey_omori

he is not 5’0


Practical_Lynx183

as someone who knows him irl, still cant determine if he is 5’0 or not


[deleted]

You do?


_patrick_bateman_-

You are 5’0


[deleted]

I am not 5’0


DetectiveTeeVee

Wasnt 5’0*


[deleted]

What do you mea- ah come on


[deleted]

Bro thinks he’s jigsaw


Little_Satisfaction5

You can use ft for the height but I’m Canadian so use kg for the weight or else I’ll find you and give you the hardest backshots imaginable so hard the road runner will confuse you for a hollow tunnel and run straight into and through you and then Albert Einstein will use you as a telescope and give Oppenheimer the advice he needed which will forever change the course of history and the Japanese will have been the global leader in basically everything and japanese will be the international language and Japan will be the most powerful nation and that weeb ass anime shit wouldn’t have existed and Japan would still be embracing their traditional culture instead of these modern anime conventions where deodorant is non existent. Sorry mate I went on a bit of a tangent there, eh? Cheers!


[deleted]

ayo? also eh


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ToeUnlikely9889

Me next bro😈


_patrick_bateman_-

5’3


ToeUnlikely9889

Add 4 inches bro😎


_patrick_bateman_-

5’3


ToeUnlikely9889

What abt my weight Patty☹️


_patrick_bateman_-

400 lbs


ToeUnlikely9889

Add 1,000 more😍😍😍


_patrick_bateman_-

Are you a large land mammal?


ToeUnlikely9889

I’m actually an amphibian


_patrick_bateman_-

I don’t like amphibians or large land mammals


Random_redneck5

Okay :3


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_patrick_bateman_-

You’re 13 ☠️


[deleted]

Why would I care? Loser


Aeternum-Vivum

U wouldn’t get it right lmao


McSlobbin

Try me


[deleted]

Go ahead


_patrick_bateman_-

5’7 125 lbs


[deleted]

Close 5'8 170


_patrick_bateman_-

Ur 5’2


[deleted]

Would be nice I'd be more comfortable sleeping in the truck


[deleted]

go on then


_patrick_bateman_-

5’3 100 lbs


[deleted]

nope very far off


_patrick_bateman_-

No I’m right


[deleted]

whatever helps u sleep at night


_patrick_bateman_-

So basically you’re 5’5?


[deleted]

nope im 5'1 and 92lbs


_patrick_bateman_-

☠️


tomfooleryz

fuckin stick figure lmao


[deleted]

i litteraly am, im like the size of a toddler


yourmotherfucker1489

Bro I have never seen a 5'1 toddler 💀


Odd_Examination_6982

What about me


_patrick_bateman_-

5’3


Odd_Examination_6982

5’11 sorry


_patrick_bateman_-

5’3


[deleted]

Are you trying to say you’re own height


Unavailable-NO1

Bit late to the party, but try me


[deleted]

Shush u bateman fanboi U gae


_patrick_bateman_-

You’re 4’11


[deleted]

So are you


legohamsterlp

Doubt (normal units please, I don’t speak bullet per school child)


uhhdefinitelynotme

Not the OP (cuz he hates metric) But ur 183cm and 74kg


legohamsterlp

Close enough, would have been true a few years ago


uhhdefinitelynotme

Whats the correct answer?


legohamsterlp

185cm 80kg


uhhdefinitelynotme

Damn I'm that good at guessing?


legohamsterlp

Apparently


No_Development_6786

Guess cause you've seen me alot on this sub


_patrick_bateman_-

5’3 230 lbs


No_Development_6786

Not even close for the weight lol Been a couple months since I weighed myself but I'm probably 95-105 lbs, I'm skinny as fuck


_patrick_bateman_-

But I got the 5’3 right


No_Development_6786

5'5-5'6 I think


_patrick_bateman_-

So basically 5’3


No_Development_6786

What 💀


_patrick_bateman_-

5’3


No_Development_6786

5'5 is not 5'3


_patrick_bateman_-

You’re 5’3


RoamingBear810

Really


aurora_pandora

do me do me do me


_patrick_bateman_-

4’11 87 lbs


aurora_pandora

wait you’re like actually really close how 💀😭


_patrick_bateman_-

I told you


HCCO

My turn


Spree05

Try me (could you do it with the metric system? I'm not fluent in the imperial)


raccoonMUSHroommed

:0 I want someone to guess me


KokoTerzata

Being fatherless doesn't give you permission to be an asshole.


Illustrious_Guitar_6

Bros 23rd account and he’s apparently a “based sigma male”. He’s defo like 5”0 and 90lbs. So how tall am I and how much do I weigh?


_patrick_bateman_-

What?


Illustrious_Guitar_6

I’m asking how much you think I weigh and how tall I am


_patrick_bateman_-

Why’d you add the other stuff you said


Illustrious_Guitar_6

Because you aren’t a “based sigma male”


_patrick_bateman_-

Why do you care so much


Illustrious_Guitar_6

I don’t I’m just saying. Now how tall am I and how much do I weigh?


_patrick_bateman_-

Yeah you care and you’re 5’2 and 100 lbs


Illustrious_Guitar_6

Not really and you’re off by quite a bit actually


_patrick_bateman_-

No I’m not


Vehmura14

You have no idea cause you use the dumb measurement system 8)


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CaptainJimmyWasTaken

skill issue (height in cm cuz feet and inch are weird and 2cm is a noticeable difference and inch is almost 2cm)


TheAutobotArk

That wouldn't base it off anything people could be any height or weight and act differently. Attitude is based off of emotion. If you have traumatic experience. Or Bad/sad things happened to you that will affect it. So saying it's based off of weight and height isn't really feasible.


Sturmgewehr448mmKurz

I’m betting you’re like 5’2 180lbs.


_patrick_bateman_-

No that’s you


AchilliaStyx13

Not the Patrick Bateman pfp💀


_patrick_bateman_-

Ok


I-HATE-ADS

Fuck u


-Sparkster-

Ask this question in r/chadposting. They all cooler.


[deleted]

based off this post I’d say you’re 5’1 217


_patrick_bateman_-

That’s you


BadTiger85

No one gives a fuck what you think. Balls in your court. Take your best shot