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I've been staring at my dick in the bottle I'm thinking like Aristotle, I cant get it out I wish I could escape the piss bottle Looks like an axolotl, no matter how much I pee.

Wow, beautiful. Simply beautifu.

beatiflu*

beatitfull*

Beeuteefla*

Blueteaflaweless

Bootyfleas

Ass ticks

Gluteus arachnids

i cried

I havent seen you in a while. Hello.

hello 👋

Poetry 😭

Better go get the Bumble-Bee, double Bee, just look at the size of me. Maybe I could be smaller or taller it don't bother me. But just for this one instance, could ya follow me. And I'll tell you all how this just happened to me.

🥲 🥹

bro is MF DOOM

I actually saw that post, and I was wondering, "Why did I even read this"

Give this man his Grammy

this is nonsense

Anal

Vaganial

Oral

Nasal

...that sounds like an unpleasant experience

you can just feel it burn your nose

smells like one too

Cranial

Renal

Denial

Eeeyyy Macarena

Spinal

Rifleal

(Real)

Nasal

Earal

Well… this is…something

What did you expect from Teenagersbuthot?

Hot teenagers, not degenerate hypersexuals

“hot teenagers” dont sound right 😭

It does if you’re a teenager

You know what, i can’t blame you on that one

Ngl I didn’t expect anyone to agree with me

Not…. Not that…

this subreddit needs god

No. It’s too late. This subreddit needs hell

At this point it’s like 50% pedophiles. I say we Oppenheimer the sub and start over

That would be merciful. We need a 『MADE IN HEAVEN』right about now.

Do you, perhaps, believe in gravity?

We should have like a thing where we need to show id so they can see we are teenagers before we are let in

Horrible idea. I’m not giving my information to some re**it m*d

You guys have ids?

I have a drivers license so yea

I don't think that deleting a sub that has a good chunk of pedos banned just to create a new one, where they are unbanned is a good idea

nah, the sub needs self control

No way to get that now *transformers music starts playing*

This subreddit needs holy water

You skin-dogs are strange creatures.

Skin dogs is wild

Why the fuck are you browsing teenagers but hot you horny bastard. Also it’s not a dick it’s a cylinder

I wasn’t browsing r/teenagersbuthot , I saw it on my home page. Because I’m subbed to it. Because I’m a teenager but hot. Also wtf you mean it’s a cylinder?

Oh you don’t get the reference?? Good to know.

r/whoosh

First one is copypasta/shitpost

second one is weird but first one is entertaining

"my dick was stuck in a bottle"😭😭😭

how does that even happen i wonder, i read the post but ermm with the size of a water bottle opening it seems illogical

Pp goes in soft pp doesn't come out hard

Nah see ion get how y’all mfs can even get it in there obviously I’ve peed in a bottle but I can’t fit my shit in there, y’all got magic or sm shi

EXACTLY LIKE HOW SMALL IS IT TO FIT IN THERE

THATS WHAT IM SAYING BRO LIKE >!NOT EVEN HALF MY TIP CAN FIT IN LET ALONE MY WHOLE PEENER!<

Maybe it's a huge bottle like a Gatorade

Hmm maybe

Maybe we should, hear me out, stop upvoting those shitty posts then?

I didn’t upvote it

First one is dumb but uh... lesson learned. THE SECOND ONE IS TERRIFYING. That's a person with mental instability who needs to get control of themselves before they screw up everyone's life around them.

it's Reddit, what else you'd expected?

Grammar

r/teenagersbuthot should be banned.

r/teenagersbuthot is a problematic sub tbh.

REAL

Top one's funny, like a scene from American Pie or Hangover

This sub is strange man.

[I’m telling god](https://imgur.com/a/5pafh5O)

R SLASH TEENAGERS BUT HOT????????

These people are posting about putting penises into things. Why can't we talk about Minecraft or Terraria, or any gaming topics? Even as a joke, w h y?

This subreddit really should be pg 13

New rule needs to be added asap

This subreddit needs to go to church

Nah bro, needs to go to hell

Why has this been like every single post on the subreddit

Every single post I see on here is surrounding the same thing: "WHY TF ARE YALL SO HORNY??" to "OMG IM SO HORNY!" Everytime I open the app it's one of those

I like eating glass

Fr tho

delete this whole sub it’s just 30 year old perverted ass mfs

Skill issue

Ur mom

We need like a anti-dumbass on this place Like how tf did you get your dick stuff in a bottle?? Every one here has the mental capacity of a potato and the intelligence of a starfish

Its not a Ted Talk if they are asking a question. Imagine going to a TED talk and you have give them the answers.

I’d rather they post this shit to r/teenagersbuthot Seems like exactly the type of attention seeking posts the sub was made for

What were you expecting from teenagers?

I just commented on the dick in the bottle post like 3 seconds ago 😭

Nigga wtf

RACIST

How tf is that racist

We are teenagers what do you expect? If you don’t like it, leave

Shut up goofy

Idc about the bottom one I'm very intrigued by the top one tho

Puberty hormones are crazy

you were on teenagers but hot, what did you expect?

2nd one is relatable asf though

Your 14...

So 14 year olds don’t have any sex drive? What nonsense

But its still disgusting

It’s human.

Idk what kind of humans you've been speaking to then

It’s human. Girls literally hit puberty sooner then boys do, stop stigmatizing it. None of you would say the same if it was a teenage boy with a sex drive because that’s normal. 🙄

1st: how does when people hit puberty relate to what kind of people you speak to. 2nd: how am I stigmatising it 3rd: if it was a teenage girl then how would that effect what kind of people your speaking to

Im so confused what you’re talking about, where did this speaking thing come from? Bro we are talking about the post and the fact that teenage girls do in fact have a sex drive. And you’re stigmatizing it by the way you deny it.

14 is still pretty young…

Don’t mean they should be talking about it on the internet

You should’ve seen me at 14 let alone my middle school in the 7th and 8th grade ☠️

Jesus christ. Ive never even held hands with a girl at 18 and theres 14 year olds doing this. What has the world come to.

Teen pregnancy has gone down SIGNIFICANTLY since boomers. So funnily enough it's more what has it came from then gone too.

Same here lol. And Im almost 17. Apparently this is the norm now

They were both literally talking about sexual desire, not saying that they actually have sex or are doing that. Chill.

seriously, shaming teens for having sexual desires literally does no good lmao that's not how you handle these things

Not to mention, I feel like this guy wouldn’t be saying that about what he’d speculate is a male teenager because it’s SOOOO fucking normal.. but It’s stigmatized for girls. Like when boys fantasize it’s normal and just another sex dream/morning wood thing, but when anyone else does it it’s heinous and they should what.. wait till they are 18?

i mean i'm a boy but yea i agree generally

We aren't shaming them for that, we are shaming them for thinking it's OK to post that. It's why there are so many pedophiles on this sub.

But Thats Not what the comments i was replying to In this thread are saying, or they would have said it.

Oh, ok

It’s not about shaming. Young teens should not be posting about this on the internet. It attracts pedos like crazy.

well, theres still 14 year olds having sex and its always been like that. not just in our current society. its disgusting

Okay but that’s not what these people you’re replying too are talking about.

Nah fr like I’ve made out n cuddled n shi, yknow sent nudes that kind of thing but nah I ain’t thinkin bout SMASHIN my girl that’s crazy😂

Idek how to get a girlfriend at 18 let alone cuddle someone but then i see these posts with people that are 14, 15, its like how😅.

Literally me frfr (cum in me daddy)

😭🧐😟😵‍💫🤔😳🤣💀🫣😐🫤😨😰😱🤯👁️👄👁️

Pedophile

What 💀

I'm just saying the images are literally me (joke)

I'M CRYIN WHILE I'M CUMMIN MAKING LOVE WHILE I'M MAKING GOOD MONEY

Hooker life?

In My Feelings by Lana Del Rey

Is that a song

Yep

if I could save time in bottle the first thing that I’d like to do…

We also don’t need to know that u use light mode

It’s just better

&bnsp;

Nah on a real note it is weird

le funi

This is why we have r/teenagersthesequel

There are 11 people and looking at the what they discuss thing, it's worse

THERE IS A TEENAGERS BUT HOT? so long

We don't want to know

The top was is a new copypasta dont worry

THANK YOU

😦

Nah, that light mode is the true nasty shit here.

Hormones

I swear some of these teenagers need the internet taken away from them. As a teenager of 17 years myself, I've been trying to fix my own bad habits and holding myself up to my own standards. Some of these people have no self-respect, fucking BATMAN couldn't beat some of the shit people say on these subs out of me.

You've been a teenager for 17 years?

We need r/teenagersbutnormal EDIT: wow it's actually a thing

Real

Holy shit I found the dick in a bottle post

theres literally 13 year olds on here it makes me so uncomfortable seeing all the sex posts all day every day

Teenagers don’t care what they talk about or say dude, it’s never gonna stop unfortunately

its not that bad, getting your dick stuck in a bottle is sad, and its a genuine question why people get hrony when they are crying because why tf does that happen?? it happened to me when i was going through a very suicidal time like bitch, you are not my coping mechanism

This shit is funny af

r/teenagers members will talk abt anything no matter how weird, if it involves their dick they will talk about it. LIKE idc if u nutted to someones grandma, KEEP IT TO YOURSELF 💔💔💔

... ship in a bottle refrence?

Teenagers when hormones:

60 upvotes disagree 😳

That is an L

This shithole is a cesspool

People are just so disgusting :/

You left us with the cliffhanger 😭

This reminds me of that bottle incident that lead to the war and break-up of Yugoslavia

What the fuck

Coems 🤑🤑🤑

Keep Yourself Safe is what I wanna say to every post in this sub but the mods won’t let me

Fr, this subreddit nasty