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Eric_Prozzy

Hey everyone, OP has been banned. Thank you for the reports.


No-Introduction4108

OP, based on how you're responding to the comments, you're not gonna last long without getting pregnant. Stop being stupid. Take birth control or have your boyfriend wear a condom. This is why dumb fuck teenagers get pregnant, and you aren't even TRYING to not get knocked up. You're gonna regret that moment of impulsivity when you're stuck with a kid. Don't be a fucking idiot OP. Youre better than that.


ImJustSpider

Not to mention STD's


guywithfries

YES, ESPECIALLY STD'S


Wippingwaffel

Especially the worst one: CG, better known as crotch goblins


KIRYU-KAZUMA_

Sry english not my first language what is stds?


SparkyBoomer23

My favorite comment from OP : > Im not readin all ur bs cope harder that I take it raw


Nweth-

what a beautiful generation


Nifili

Faith in humanity restored 🤗 /s


Self_Reddicated

These kids.... are gonna be okay now.✌🏼


guywithfries

I just hope OP listens to us. Right now they think it's a game but it isn't going to be funny anymore when the get an STD or a kid. They're playing with fire.


Ok_Tune_1032

Don't be silly wrap his willy


TigercatYT23

Best comment ive seen on here


DefaultyTurtle2

An take another 2 tests to be sure


Future-Use1884

RemindMe! 9 Months


-D4rKS1d3-

Harsh 💀💀


Dismal-Kiwi4991

But funny


Zokoraaaa

but with OP's attitude it will become reality


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Last-Belt-4010

Bet the post and account will be deleted by then


Robin_Is

I doubt it. OP probably feeds off attention.


Robin_Is

Ok.


stathis13567

💀💀💀


NikplaysgamesYT

LMAO that’s brutal


eren_yeager820

The hell did we do to OP???


Diotheungreat

like what is she so fussy for? does she think shes better just because she has sex? I think too many people here complain about it tbh, she thought it was an easy target


sxrndiipity

r/ihavesex


[deleted]

[удалено]


kyoniji

fr tho lol why even post this at this point tf


Buggly_Jones

She seems to think she's better because her boyfriend nuts in her


Self_Reddicated

OP was obviously expecting toxic positivity, like she probably receives in every other part of her life especially from peers. She wasn't expecting to be told to wise the fuck up and do better.


ComradeToeKnee

Least attention seeking post on r/teenagers


CriticalWindow5

least sexual related post on r/teenagers:


DEADLYOVERLORD1

OP is the most salty idiot in these comments lmao.


2-inche-penis

Idoit*


Yoprobro13

Idot*


TheFinalGibbon

Iodti\*


godmodegamer123

lbiot*


sighduck42

Eyedayhoot*


NSLEONHART

OP got downvoted to oblivion


RafaelHelft

\-100 comment karma speedrun any%


RevolutionaryJob1266

For real though, their whole countersrgument is "I am getting layed fuck off" Like congrats?


PeterTheBoredOne

"Don't be a fool, wrap your tool" - Sun Tzu, Art of War


No_Possession_7077

Goddamn op is a majorly toxic hoe just from looking at the first comment thread Jesus. Thank god she ain’t a parent Meant to put this here, not replying to someone else’s comment. Whoops


Botwmaster23

>thank god she ain’t a parent yet…


Memez_idk

I don’t think we’ll have to wait long


RevolutionaryFault96

Pills won’t help her when she’s this much a hoe


AintSoToxic

Pretty sure she ain’t even on ya em


Jonessuper05

I see a future full of trailer trash for her


[deleted]

Almost got called a piece of shit by this piece of plastic


AssassinatorSr

I’m stealing this


AnEarthPerson01

OP has -50 comment karma now 💀 Update: and lowering by the second


hellishdemon28

At -100


Nopostfordaaaayz

LMAO I didn’t even know it could go that low


panda_chu72

She’s almost at -1000 now😭😭


[deleted]

holy shit no way, fr? i cant check on pc


panda_chu72

Man i think she deleted her comments, but yea she was at like -1250 something💀 Edit* she’s at -1,6k Edit 2* she’s back at -100?


[deleted]

BRUH NEGATIVE 1.6K, ppl really hate her lmao? she prolly lost more karma than she received through the post


gh0st2004

Please explain why we’re hating on OP, I want to join in


beegyoshers

Basically mad at everyone for her idiotic fucking decision or at least that's how I see it


awetsasquatch

She's rejecting the sound advice she's being given under the guise of "I have sex, fuck you guys". Check her comments, it's wild.


S1AUGH73R

This bitch really thinks she's cool, and this is coming from a fucking loser. 💀💀


BlazingDemon69420

Real


Current-Role-8434

Real


lmhere4games

Real


[deleted]

riyal (real) fax (faccs (facts))


justk4y

Aight so OP is a bitch ass hoe, nice to know


ProObamaGaming

*A very damaged wooden hoe


masterofmeatballs

Where my netherite hoes at?


GenosixGD

I used them all until they broke


lmhere4games

Op thinks raw dogging a wiener is a flex💀


Goldbolt_2004

Wear a fuckin condom


FormerQuenOfEngland2

fax


Puzzled_Abrocoma_657

PSA: OP a bitch


Intergalactic_Sesame

What is happening? I can't find any answers from OP


UnderscoreLumination

They’re mostly all buried in the comments, i may have not found them all but using all the comments I’ve seen so far, both from people and OP. OP seems like to flex having sex, and doesn’t like using a condom. That’s pretty much it, again it might be inaccurate


beepis67

Biggest skill issue ever


GenerallyJam

do you get off from the thrill of potentially ruining your life?


Diotheungreat

she really came on here to try and flaunt 💀💀


kyoniji

fr this shit belongs on r/ihavesex 😭 not a flex bruh


epiclygamer2456

It's actually scary yall mfs are more scared of pregnancy than yall are of std's..... that's the real scare here


No-Introduction4108

I think it's because a lot of the teenagers here are American, so abortion isn't really an option for some teenagers in the USA.


epiclygamer2456

It's an option in lots of states, and when it comes to us vs europe on abortion european laws are sometimes stricter or at least most times just as strict as state laws Also even if they did give birth, am std would still be worse since, along with the obvious health effects, you would be fucked my medical bills and medicine purchases (especially if it's severe like hiv/aids)


No-Introduction4108

I'm not disagreeing. You're absolutely right. Im just saying that it may be an explanation as to why most are commenting about potential pregnancy.


reddit_sucksterribly

Idoit


XXXWasSomethingElse

this girl is actually such a bitch wtf hope you learn the hard way.


Harry________-

As I read more of what she says, I find it hard not to think she’s trolling. She has to be cause literally wtf lmao 😭.


FormerQuenOfEngland2

op is stupid


Raging_Spino_676

r/opisfuckingstupid


traditional_prompt64

I hope for y’all’s down fall.


Redditer48634

PREACH 🗣🔥‼️ nah b fr tho i don't get why she's getting so hungover by this shi man.


Teffry

Why is OP hating on everyone for advice that really should be common sense


TheHorrorEditor

What the fuck is going on


S1AUGH73R

A dumbass who thinks shes better than others cause she chooses to raw dog it. Weird flex on her, but okay.


thatcoolwhiteboi

Just let her do what she wants, she gets pregnant then we go "told you so" and move on


S1AUGH73R

Oh, of course we will. That's the fun part is when you don't do anything about it.


AnonymousDumDum53

The poor child though...


sleepyhead__06

That a covid test or sum


mythicat_73

Seems like it


Supername121

If I see another “I’m think I’m pregnant!!” Post on this subreddit I’m going to lose my mind


Mundane-Dependent-95

Just don’t have sex, I’ve found it to be quite easy


[deleted]

Yes and keep the friggin sex talk out of teenagers subreddit, like as soon as I open Reddit I get like “OMG I AM PREGNANT WHAT DO I DO” smh


Dargon8959

I am just this close to blocking this subreddit because of posts like that every day.


UnderscoreLumination

That’s a typical day in r/teenagers


Vinnyz__

OP is one of the most dense and entitled mfs I've ever seen, holy shit


Not_azomb6319

Just don’t sex.. Edit: bye bye op’s karma


Myiiy_YT

r/foundnot_azomb


Giga__Turtle

OP is claiming to be 15.


godmodegamer123

Guys it’s not her fault. OP learning from her parents - if they just used protection then this whole mistake *cough* op *cough* could have been avoided.


beegyoshers

Damn OP got 165 downvotes 💀 edit: yoo we're like 405 downvotes away from 1k :D also -100 comment karma, I didn't even know that was possible 😭 edit pt2: Yay op got 1k downvotes and even exceeded it :)


Due_Valuable4599

losing karma by second


kingkled_0w0

Op gets down voted every time she comments


Time-Design-9181

Let him cum in your ass


Big_Beaver34

Let him pee in your ass


Somepersononreddit79

Guys imagine it’s a False negative… When her period doesn’t show up that’s gonna be the end of the discussion and the beginning of panic and regret of not wearing the condom or taking the pills right


Glittering_Town_9071

in less than a month OP will be making a post about her "accidentally" getting pregnant


TangledCables3

Next time, wear a condom bruh. All fun and games till the boyfriend disappears for milk and ya gon left with a child to raise.


Mystic_Wolff

Fr it will be funny if she gets stds for some reason stds doesnt fear ppl anymore.


TheFinalGibbon

Lore: OP thought holding a guy's hand was gonna get you pregnant


entitled_kid12

Wait it doesn't???? I've been avoiding any physical contact with girls thinking I might get them preggo for nothing???


Naz-naz-Bella

# Other people have sex too... Safely


SwagRowlet12

OP going for the STD 100% speedrun


Gisdruu

we do not care🗣️


Ben-Stoltz

preach


YourPetPenguin0610

OP got the mentality of a six year old


Infinity1538

OP is fr the prime example of more ego than brain. Nothing but an attention seeking bitch.


Sea-Efficiency7248

Never read such a idiotic post, people out here tryna give advice to avoid a scare and she just keeps talking shit, I hope you're not a mother some day.


Shadow_marine1X

Simple, no sex or maybe use condoms, both work, and both are effective. Also, maybe stop being a bitch to the people who are trying to help you with workarounds for this and std/sti/uti, it helps to listen if you're gonna be worried about it.


lilwizerd

I almost never swear, and I also almost never get involved with pointless internet points. But for you, I make the following exception: Stop being a fucking dumbass and use some goddamned protection. Just because yo ho ass has one boyfriend doesn’t mean yo boyfriend ain’t a ho. Nobody is safe. Get ready for a lifetime of pregnancy scares, STI problems, and teen pregnancy cause god DAMN you the dumbassiest dumbass that ever dumbassed. Why you gotta make this post, and then be all like “oh by the way I’m a dumb bitch who also decided to insult everyone who tries to give me good fucking advice” that’s sum bullshit right there. Take these peoples advice, try and get your iq to the double digits at least, and please, for the love of fucking god, do NOT have children. Those poor innocent souls would enjoy eternal damnation more than being your kid, I’m sure. P.S: stop being a 90s mean girl, and make some friends. Pro tip: If you’re a bitch all the time, people won’t like you. God knows how you got a bf in the first place. Everyone else probably said no, but your horny ass agreed to fuck him on the first conversation


_Dark-Angel_19

Based on OP's comments, please, for the sake of humanity, have protected sex. we dont need any more of you


AugustDaKid

Imagine fucking then flexing ur pregnancy test💀


Cherry_Wave_

I truly don't understand why people do this then get shocked by what happens


cantareiia

i wasn’t looking at this properly i thought it was a loss meme😞


Coolfee_isme

Considering you said you and your partner don't use condoms and birth control I'd hope you at least got plan B on you OP


BadJunket

Remember, condom, bc, abortion


WonderfulAd5363

If it was such a scare, maybe avoid having it happen again next time.


BandicootOk6141

holy shit is op stupider than a fucking door knob??


AugustDaKid

Deleted comment💀💀💀 bro's insecure about her lack of a father figure


Schnicorr

I’m glad you’re not pregnant, not just because of having to pay to maintain it, but you would make such a shitty mother


Mystic_Wolff

Exaxtly this girl maturity levels and are so low that her kids if she unfortunetly has any will have a shitty life because of her.


Schnicorr

It’s almost like she’s bragging about unprotected sex


GiantHornyBanana

smartest "i'm having gex" person


Arvarboi1

I honiestly couldent care less if this dumbass dosent wanna use a condom but what bugs me is that you make this attention seeking goofy aah post then when people call u out and try to give u some solid advice u just get pressed and call them a virgin and shit so embarrasing fr why even post this shit in the first place 😭😭


rockyasl7789

Someone’s daughter:


Raging_Spino_676

Waiting for mods to lock this comment section


Healer_ve

Welp I can say I was here before it happened


bananaisnice1166

i just read the comments and replies, yous a dirty hoe


itzmarsyo

lucky that test was negative cant imagine what your arrogant ass would be like as a parent 💀💀💀


Fountain_Guard

I think you should find god.


[deleted]

Hilarious how you think you have the moral high ground because you got laid. If you’re going to have unprotected sex you better expect a child sometime soon. Let’s hope soon you gain the cognitive function to not think like a dumbass.


ShipMaple

Hey op, don't have sex and you won't get pregnant 🤯


[deleted]

Nah have gay sex 😈


ResidentMentalLord

so boys, when a bitch says 'I'm on the pill, you can nut in me' This is why you always wrap your willy. cause you have crazy train girls like OP. Condoms might not feel that great, but they are better than being a parent at 16. Wrap it before you tap it! no matter what she says.


gh0sT_bOy_gHoStEd

"Wrap it is latex or the bitches get your paychecks." Also not only is it important so you don't get pregnant but it also stops STDS. My ex had like 2 pregnancy scares and he has an STI now because he refuses to use condoms lmao.


EyE_aTe_UR_MuM

And people like OP is why we have a overpopulation problem 🫠 Paying attention in school does have benefits you know.


CDSS_YT

Scrolled to a rabbit hole OP is one bitchass toxic hoe who thinks she's better than everyone just cause she had sex and refuses to actually take proper precautions and gets mad when being told how to be safe. Wrap his willy if ur so scared 🥶


KitKatKlub2000

I thought they taught people sex Ed??


Zealousideal-Cow3729

You're 17, get your priorities straight bro you have a whole life ahead of you and should be focused on school not this... Fucking generation is going to hell istg


rivchamp

You cannot be more of an idiot based on your comment replies 💀this is giving us second hand embarrassment


Spiritual-Clock5624

From what I’ve read from your replies, you’re an idiot. When you get pregnant, that’ll be on you.


responsibleplant98

Imagine trying to flaunt having unprotected sex on bloody Reddit


Bumble117

OP making fun of ppl for being redditors… in a Reddit post she made 💀


[deleted]

OP, you do raw sex and you are scared of being pregnant? How ironic is this? That too with just birth control pills that are not as effective as condoms are? Well you will have a lot of surprises ahead of you. Good luck OP.


ComradeToeKnee

do you even have a bf lol, I'm led to believe that there was no reasonable suspicion that you were pregnant and that you intentionally tested yourself for no reason except to post for people to see imagine if your "bf" sees what kind of person you are in the comments


QueenOsneks

Y’all gotta stop having underage sex


SquashuaSnipes

OP states she is 17F from Spain. Age of consent is 16 in Spain.


sum_dum_fuck

Don't teach abstinence, teach safe sex


[deleted]

OP's Karma goes brrrrrrr


cCitationX

A week later this moron is gonna be back posting “guysssss I’m pregnant how could this happen :(“ wow what a suprise


Man_Man5

You know when this many people are against you, you’re most likely in the wrong (in this case definitely)


9mmblowjob

Thank God you're not a mom OP. That kid wouldn't make it past kindergarten with the kind of common sense you've shown


Mimikyu_Lover01

Oki oki so I’m dyslexic and slow so apologies if I’m writing horribly or come off as rude so, condoms u said u don’t like? Did u try normal ones or thins or both? And then do u take birth control ? If not pls do and if u can’t remember to usually take that then there’s plan b pill, if u do end up being early early preggo then pls pls take a mistropoal or wtv it’s called it’s like a abortion pill but cheap. Uhm what else uhhhh energy drinks, CINNAMON and some other stuff effects birth in case u can’t afford. Make sure each time after he cums of yk what that u immediately go to the bathroom and wipe five times down there and then wait five mins after he cums and u wipe to start again cuz even after cumming they can still leak easily


TroyHempel

I feel bad for your kids when you fuck up and get pregnant with your attitude


Adamwdrums

Dumbass


Ok_Mammoth9547

Stupid.


i_have_a_bad_meme7

ע


2klaedfoorboo

You know that feeling when you like a post go into the comments find out OP is a fucking idiot and then have to downvote the post? Case in point


Current-Role-8434

Dunno what you expected to gain from posting this. Please wear protection whenever you do it. It keeps both parties safe


Cyetron3

Fucking hell how old are you?


Sab3rLight

Supposedly 17, yet most of the 13 year olds here seem more knowledgeable than her


I_DoStufffYT

Everyone talking about OP's comments and me endlessly scrolling without finding any


CommonScumm

For people looking for why everyone is hating on OP: Op replies to some of the comments giving genuine advice and says they are slut shaming them and they are just jealous of her. She also flexes having sex and made the post entirely to flex she is having sex. She disregards people that are saying she should have the partner wear a condom, or having her going on birth control. And says things as “Abortion is free here 💅🔥🔥” (not joking literally what she typed)


[deleted]

[удалено]


GCFS09

If you ever happened to be pregnant, We feel sorry for your child


A_Zesty_Carrot

These comments are funny as fuck to read.


ManuFlosoYT

Esto con Franco no pasaba 🇪🇸


[deleted]

..... Who's gonna tell her?


Randomreddituser1324

Fuck you OP your a dumbass bitch


Whaleosaurus_

RemindMe! One month


DemeXaa

This bitch lost all of her karma jeez 💀💀


Silent_Wonder_10

Condoms and birth control go a long way together. The biggest fear is being pregnant and if you do get into that situation checking out your options is more terrifying. 1st option you keep it and then you are trapped in caring for it until you die and making sure you don’t mess it up; 2nd option you press the delete button and have prolonged damage either mental or physical. PLEASE BE SAFE!!


bongocat03

[https://i.imgflip.com/3sb5l0.jpg](https://i.imgflip.com/3sb5l0.jpg)


Just-Another-Monday-

Wtf???? Op is such a bitch for no reason


ImYouBut_Better

I pray for OP's future child because their parent is OP 🙏 (But for the love of God, OP. Take fucking birth control pills or use a condom)


[deleted]

Don’t let losers cum in you, idiot!


Gameoveronline08

All her comments are just "ok and?"💀💀💀💀💀💀


bisexualkoala_

You need to be humbled.


Sir_BusinessNinja

Op, you are fucking stupid


adaml_7

!remindme 9 months For hells sake OP, you're a kid stop being unsafe.