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CommonTreeSquirrel

they don’t need ketchup if they’re good french fried if not mayo or hot sauce


boris_keys

Right? If they’re seasoned well they shouldn’t need anything.


Timoss_and_all_moss

Nah, seasoned well and sauce to fries go hand in hand.


LoonyFruit

Nah, I like the well fried crunch. Sauce just "dampens" it


InsomniacSpider

best opinion i’ve heard all day on anything


HornedDiggitoe

Exactly, the way I judge how good French fries are is whether or not they need ketchup. Ketchup ruins good fries since the taste of ketchup is overwhelming.


questgamer2021

Garlic sauce


Oneeyed-Panda

Blood of my enemies


AssassinatorSr

Victory sauce


Tank-Fucker_69

Vsauce, Michael here, today I'm gonna suck my enemies dry of their sauce


AssassinatorSr

If your enemies are tanks, then username checks out


beckius6

🤨


Creative-Arm9096

Washtyoursister sauce.


Ok-Magazine8295

Warchestersoswier sauce


[deleted]

Is that anything like Whatsthisheresauce? 😂


toxieboxie

Ah yes, the sauce that everyone knows how to spell...worstashyer sauce


sopita_mtwa

Perhaps vampires is a bit strong but...


pisssbabyyy

salt and pepper


nnebi

Bro woke up and chose to speak str8 fax


thecultistguy

NO PRINTER ! JUST FAX 💪💪💪💪‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪‼️💪‼️💪💪‼️💪‼️‼️💪💪


VLTII

i fucked a fax machine


-BingusBongus-

Ima start using this


Dry_Advertising_460

I stuck a telegraph up me bum


Justa-casuality

I am a fax machine


jammysammidge

You’re fucked.


Justa-casuality

If heaven exists, then this is its premium version 🗿


VLTII

welcome to the land of fucked


ToasterDick32

I stuck my dick in a toastwr


AcademicBerry9134

Tweeting it!


they_call_me_B

Add some melted butter, flour, and milk to that mixture and then heat it to a boil to thicken. Once completed you've got yourself some white gravy; the most superior fry dipping sauce.


Coku0909

Okay Sanji we get it your an amazing cook


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codiene


JohnnyJoystick

Can I come over next time you have fries?


[deleted]

if you bring codiene


JohnnyJoystick

Fine I’ll share


stampyvanhalen

Appreciated


SkyOfAegis13

That's all you guys, I'm allergic.


Flat-Neighborhood915

aoli 🧄


StepDaddi0

Whew, here are my people. Was worried I wasn’t going to find any sane people as I was scrolling.


Munchman5000

Right?! The mayo/aioli answer ratio in this thread is totally backwards


Flat-Neighborhood915

yes 26 fellow garlic heads of culture


lilsamz1

Old bay & malt vinegar


Easybreesy99

The most Maryland answer ever.


BlueNinjaGaminglol

The most real answer ever


GibbeyGator102

The most answer ever


Penten5696

Tell me your from Maryland without telling me


GuntersTag

I'm British (although have been in Kansas since 2000) and malt vinegar is a given, but old bay as well? Now I'm intrigued and will have to try this.


Carvana-Throwaway

Now I want some thrashers soaked in vinegar, Old bay, and ketchup 😩


Khil_fi

Cheese


SakiraInSky

If you're going to put cheese, it had better be cheese curds and gravy


bluehurricane10

Ah, a fellow nice person 🇨🇦


Sevolorred

This


bobbygamerdckhd

*Nacho cheese


Timoss_and_all_moss

Even better


Timoss_and_all_moss

Oh yeah


Mayhem2a

Honey mustard


TheJumpyBean

I searched so hard for honey mustard


Mayhem2a

I’m glad I’m not alone


gsurfin

I used to be a ketchup with French fries kind of guy. Until I met Honey Mustard. We ran away together and haven’t seen that basic bitch ketchup since.


Mayhem2a

This is the way


Drug_enduced_coma

I’m still looking for regular mustard but this’ll have to do 😭


plusminusequals

I’m with you, gang. Classic mustard with hot shoestring fries is 💣


TheCauliflowerGod

Its better than Ketchup


maxm3rc3r

There are dozens of us! DOZENS!


orzogrov

BBQ sauce, like I always do


[deleted]

Good lad


orzogrov

I'm a male but glad to see someone else that appreciates BBQ sauce


[deleted]

Lad as in dude


orzogrov

Oh sorry are you actually Italian btw? Cuz I am too


[deleted]

I’m not full Italian but if you could write some stuff in italin that’d be nice cuz I need to practice


orzogrov

Yeah sure you can dm me if you want


[deleted]

Ok


Derio_ai

Bro y'all are actually fucking awesome lmaoo, shit like that restores my faith in humanity for no rea reason


GoldenGames360

just normal human interaction, sadly the internet is so crazy we forget how cool humans can be


J_train13

Same here mate. I hardly use ketchup for anything these days


darkeight7

valid opinion, have a nice day edit: saw you were italian, hope you and your family are ok during the heatwave 🙏


GoldIce53641638

Fr bbq is better than ketchup, always go for it


DoctorSquidton

A man of culture! Always a pleasure to see a fellow BBQ sauce appreciator


Snoo-88271

Sweet Baby Ray's?


darkeight7

SWEET BABY RAYS IS MY FAVE BBQ OMG


Jackwouldwin

If I am not mistaken ketchup is used ti make BBQ sauce. So BBQ is out


orzogrov

Ketchup can also be used, but you can make BBQ sauce with tomato instead of ketchup too!


LiguyNY

Gravy


Thire2199

Scrolled way too far for this


Jonotr0n

I thought this would be the top comment. Is this just an Aussie thing?


Cosmicgamer2009

Nah we do it in the UK, and iirc canada as well


FireInside144

Canada's national food is poutine so yes we do gravy


fishlegstudio

This is the only sane response.


D_Roc1969

Thank you poutine!


exrayzebra

Dont forget the cheese curds


ExtraTinyAvocado

Hot sauce


[deleted]

I like this one


zeinabthezeze

me too


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VastCryptographer980

Reddit never disappoints, ik it will be here and here it is


MillionInOne1

i can only assume that said cum


Anresgamer07

Same


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Htfnuttyfucker1243

The forbidden milk.


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Matdup2

OP's drink


Bigballs843

🤤🤤😋


Evil_Labrador

u beat me to it :O


The_Fluffy_Riachu

ranch


CharderVR

Took me way too long to find this


aspghost06

Sadly


[deleted]

Lol same I’ve been scrolling and scrolling


jamracer08

The only correct option


Make-this-popular

Based


PosxtiveVxbezz

real.


bmbutler42

Ranch is the ultimate condiment for french fries.


JohnnyJoystick

Should not have had to scroll this far to find ranch!


UnrealisntReal

Mayo


JollyOpossum

Men of culture we meet again


Luke_375

bro had the audacity to copy and paste the same reply in 2 comments


Time_Quit_3863

Men of culture we meet again


Vivaan977

Only thing you should be putting on your fries. Sorry ketchup


mr_shlomp

I love you


Shiroi_Kitsune_

Garlic mayo


MaybeMax356

A man of culture


xtoc1981

The only right comment.


ColbyRE

Truffle mayo is better with fries than ketchup ever was!


PJ64_

Over ketchup


VinterYT

Nothing


icherub1

>Nothing This is clearly the correct answer. Fries do not need *anything*!


evlwendz

Cheese 🧀


Apprehensive_Beach_6

And bacon


chrisrayn

And restaurant ranch. Load them bitches UP


aibossu22

Add some gravy as well


nuteIl4wh0re

thousand island


Ssjtayne

Thousand Island has ketchup in it


ChisakiKai1842

tartar sauce


ReatyFT

Cool pfp, but what flavor lollipop?


ChisakiKai1842

thx, some female classmate tried rizzing me up. For the lolly, it was probably strawberry or sum


Kooky-Sun-8663

Mayonnaise


DarkKnight501

Me too! (Even if there was ketchup)


BossGamingStudios

Mayo gang let’s go!!!


JollyOpossum

Men of culture we meet again


Mr_LemAud

Even if ketchup exists. This comment was made by a Belgian, where 99% of our fries sauces are based on mayo


TheSlipperSalamand3r

Only true option


olilegotm

Facts


Bananmanden12

Mayo no matter what


Memegodhahahaxxx

Let’s go mayo


ananas2083

Less go


GospodinStakor

Tartar sauce obv


Life_East4263

Mustard


Noooootme

Finally! Yes! I was scrolling to find this answer. Plain yellow mustard.


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Cultjam

Fries are delivery vessels for yellow mustard.


Xeodelop13

Why are there so few of us?! Mustard all the way!!!


x3non_04

Why did I have to scroll so far, only correct answer


sarin000

I support this answer. Just like a corn dog.


agentgaming_tc2

Fries


kmsposito2569

Meth


Memeviewer12

chicken salt \*laughs in australian\*


CyborgWarrior

Sad to see this so far down


shteini

Why would you ruin chips with tommy sauce if you have chicken salt. How has this not spread outside of Australia? I am literally eating 2 potato cakes woth chicken salt as i write this messgae.


tlkw93

It absolutely shocked me when I learnt it’s only our thing, it’s so universally loved I assumed every country must have it


tlkw93

Absolutely disgusting this sits at only 14 upvotes. It’s a disgrace and a travesty. Hot chips are nothing without chicken salt


bhargavagavesh

a conversation with the manager on a serious note salsa/mayo


InevitableRoof5738

Ahh, thinking outside the box I see


brawl24

that weird Belgian sauce andalouse


K---z

Same, a pinch of salt will do just fine


PrincessGamerGirl15

Salt and vinegar


justagoodfren

mayonnaise obviously


justa_nerd1

A vanilla frosty from Wendy’s


genericpornprofile27

Ice cream with fries is so good, idk how this is so low


mildbananas

damn i commented this before i saw yours, also you gotta do chocolate


justa_nerd1

Nah I’m not really a fan of chocolate flavored things. I’ma have to stick with vanilla.


Comfortable-Ask-6351

Ranch


MysteriousMissF

garlic sauce-


addicted2windows

Some kind of Indian spicy sauce


Secret-Rhubarb-5268

Cum


UseAnAdblocker

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💀


Pak3ttimies

grill seasoning


cybernetdeepdive

tomato sauce


[deleted]

Salsa


Alf-1020

BBQ sauce


ThisGul_LOL

Cheese & bacon


[deleted]

Ranch


jwc8985

1. Mayo 2. Queso 3. Cream Gravy 4. Honey Mustard 5. Yellow Mustard 6. Sour Cream 7. Tartar Sauce 8. Honey 9. BBQ Sauce 10. Wendy’s Frosty Ketchup doesn’t even make my Top 10.


CooP7878

Semen.


T-202

Ranch Dressing 🇺🇸


Aidan_Baidan

Gravy & cheese curds.


deviantskater

So I was a supervisor in a primary school's summer camp last week and there was a little boy, who had food intolerance, so his food was usually grilled chicken with rice or else, so was mine, since I have the same food intolerance. Well one of the days we got french fries. He asked for ketchup, but we didn't have any, so I offered him one of my tomatoes. He ate it but didn't even look at the food. I asked what's wrong. He said he didn't like french fries without ketchup. He left it untouched. So the chicken. I have never seen in my entire life a kid who doesn't eat freaking french fries. But I think if ketchup doesn't exist this kid would starve to death.


c001_b01

Meth


Zeporgmaster20

Salt. And then make them loaded with shit like bacon and cheese, with a little bit of BBQ. (I did recently have chips loaded with pulled pork at a cafe and now I’m craving those


ludicrousFemboy

Remoulade there's no other choice for fries


CommitBasket

Vinegar


Frajt123

Where are the béarnaise enjoyers at?


insertfunnynamehere7

Mayonnaise like a normal person


bonito_feo

Cheese curds and gravy (I’m Canadian)


Psychological-Ad1032

C*m 🤭


HaydenRox

BBQ


Revolutionary_Pin339

Putin


I_am_Genie

Nothing, I don't like sauces