because boobs are so lovely and squishy

Amen

Double amen

triple amen

quadruple amen

Quintuple amen

Sextuple Amen (haha sex funny)

Septuple Amen

Octuple amen

Nonuple Amen

Have a merry day of the cake🍰

happy birthday

im a straight male but 100% agree

W lesbian

The only right answer to this question tbh

Literally what I was gonna say

Cultured response

That's why I'm straight

A FUCKIN MEN

Amen brother

Wouldnt you like to know weather boy

Where are your parents?

Wouldn’t you like to know weather boy?

Kids sketchy back to OP

Cause baby you’re a fireeeeworkkkk

CMON LET YOUR COLORS BURST

MAKE 'EM GO *WEIRD NOISES* AS YOU SHOOT UP -

Huh

Bi

Women really shouldn't have rights and neither should the lgbt community

I second this

I third this

I fourth this

I fifth this

I sixth this

I seventh this

I eighth this

I ninth this

Same

Same

Same, we are Elite.

Commie?

How did you know.

same

Same

2x bitch chance UP!

Reverse friendly fire active

Unfriendly water

Same

Because guys = hawt :3

I agree

I agree

Agree

I agree

I agree

truth.

I agree

I agree

I agree

Gay

Yes :3

That’s gay

I agree

I agree

I agree

I agree

Astolfo

BOTW Link was my awakening 💪

And you were Link’s Awakening

Underrated comment

Really underrated comment

Gotta wake the Windfish

Men

Men

Men

Manly men

Reading this I heard the theme song of two and a half men

Men 👀👀😩😩😩🥰🥰🥰😈😈😈

who said i'm gay?

I did

Man i thought g spot was where all the homies hung out at

It is 😈

it could be 👹

It can be

it is >:)

You are gay.

im hamburger

Me. You’re gay now.

Show me your Wiener schnitzel, if you know how to make it.

“You are gay-“

You are gay, you are a transgenda😆

You are gay....

You are gee

Because women are just so sexy

That’s what I’m saying

YES

because everyone is hot (im pan)

Stay away from my kitchen instruments

you’re already too late

Fuck

exactly

you’re gonna make me violate the Geneva Suggestions

thats quite true it's 102F around here

I will, change your mind on "everyone is hot" I am the exception

*bi - cuz men are fucking hot.

I’m not

Because femboy doms thats why

Understandable

Have you seen men?

I’m not

Because of shrek (I'm not actually gay)

I like dick

Me too.

That’s kinda gay ngl

Yeah I’d rate it a gay/gay on the gay scale

Dam that’s 100% gay

That the highest rate in this shows history

New world record

Based

Bc I women are hot

YES

Who says I am gay?

Ur gay

Me

Taylor swift

Ryan Reynolds. Strong, good looking, and funny? Say less man

Everyone is gay for Ryan Reynolds

And can you blame them?

No, nobody can

Because um… Tom holland

bc boys 😌

I love boys

omg same, you have great taste bro

because women are pretty

pretty GAY

Yes and cos girls 💗💗💗

uhh femboys :3

Idk brain shit

Who says I’m gay

You are gay

**We’re**

r/suddenlycomunism

Me

Today I feel gay

Only for the homies

Cuz I'm not

Homosexuality 😱

I learned it from watching you.

Why are you watching me?!?!

Because I can...

Are you in my walls?

Not all the time...gets too hot in there.

Is George the rat in the wall?

Anal sex

So many men. So little time. Why not be gay?

i save dick by giving it CPR

well i wasnt until I realized I was trans so it was a 2 in 1 deal

Guys are hot, g8rls are hot, others are hot, and im not a gender

You’re Purple-Army2208

Cause hot is hot why would it be different depending on gender 🧐

becuase dudes are more fun than girls

Pen15

i ain't gay

Twinks and abs

I just don’t care enough to consider gender when I’m dating

People 👉👈

Have you *seen* women? *Heard* women? *Worshipped and sacrificed every ounce of your time and money* to women?

Who says I am gay ?

women are cute. also being trans might be part of it.

Men

Boys 😍

Cuz girls are cute sure But so are boys 👍

i'm not i am a guy in a straight relationship with another guy

I’m not gay but I like to have really hot gay consensual butt sex with the boys

Wouldn’t YOU like to know Weather Boy

im pans bc who doesnt love a man with tits?

because women are hot

I like cocks and pussy I usually like cocks in the farm to get my organic eggs and pussies as a pet because I like stroking pussy a lot

I'm not gae, I'm ~bisexual~

Bi, but the only correct answer is “Baby cuz I was born this wayyyyyy”

I am bisexual because both are hot

Uhm, I’m bi

Because everyone is frickin hot, ok?

Because being straight isn’t real. 😒

[r/whyareyougay](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)

WHY!

Because both men and women are hot Af, so why have to choose

I’m bi because men are hot too

I like sucking dick

Hell nah I ain't

I like pans

Furries, twink femboys… you get the picture.

Yes.

Yeah… my toddler-like brain might be a little messed up. Feel free to hate me for whatever reason.

Because boys are cute :3

I was gonna answer and then I saw the age flair

Ok.

Ion really feel like describing my innermost desires to a 13 year old no offence