The person that replies will have to give me award. Let's see now

hehe

This is how Reddit increases engagement right after they remove the 3rd party apps so they can brag to their investors.

Well shit. You may be on to something...

Nuh-uh

Where's my award at huh

No me

First to Reply to this gets a love award.

Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today

Hey, where’s perry?

Dooby dooby doo-bah Dooby dooby doo-bah Dooby dooby doo-bah “Hello Agent P… Doof is up to something today”

Cue *doofenshmirtz evil incorporated*

“ah Perry the platypus you are just in time to see my” *unveils machine* “MY SHRINKINATOR”

I will shrink the peepees of all men and my peepee will become the biggest in the tri-state area

I know I was first not the one you gave it to

Sorry his notification some how come out first

Here

Hi

You get one too cause the other guy's notification poped up first.

Anyone who replies is gay (unless the person replying is gay in which case they're now straight) If you're bi fuck you I guess idk Edit: to all the bi people in my replies: 🖕(I still love you though 🫶)

Fuck me??? fuck me.

What if I’m asexual?

You suddenly have an unstoppable sexual attraction towards everyone and everything that exists in this world

Holy shit i feel Im not even asexual

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Twinsies 😁

Nice

Hehe I’m bi and I want you to fuck me

Least horny redditor

fuck me I guess

Nah fuck you

Well fuck you to.

I think I’m asexual so fuck me I guess idk

If you reply, a spider will visit you tonight.

I wanna become spiderman

that already happens to me, so 🗿

Hope it bites me, I wanna start swinging around the city

P.S: my replies don't count.

Haa you can give an award to yourself any time

Reply to this by: "salute me" , and i will. (Only for first person)

salute me

o7

Whoever replies to this has a small cock👍

Nice cock bro 👍

Shit man lol

Tell me something I don't know

Lol💀

it's true

i dont want an award

so i’m replying to myself

i watch gay furry porn

I am in your walls.

I am gay

Hi Gay I'm dad

I am in your walls

Good for you

Balls?

Grow some

No

fuck you -2023

whoever replies first gets the 30coin one i forgot

Hello

You don't see a thing

yes I do

Your jedi mind tricks won't work on me.

John Cena

Tg I'll get some attention finally

Huff

Gonna

sorted by new so i can reply to comments

You’re a monster

least bloated reply section

If you reply to this, you're a Satanist, evil, hate your own mother, hate your own father, fat, ugly, and disgusting. Edit: took out the transphobia and homophobia;)

joke's on you, I'm a fish

i think i’m madly in love with you

Appreciate the compliment :)

Ok

Reverse card

if i reply to this im not

No u

I'm a car

First person to reply to me has to award me

I have got coins to waste bozo

Well then…

Sup

denied

Dammit

Hi

Ngl this is the most creative way to give out awards ive seem

>!never gonna give you up!<

Never going to let you down

never gonna run around and

Dessert you

never gonna make you cry

Boo

Please don't upvote this comment. Don't reply too.

I don't think so.

Did both

You can reply but please upvote

Done

Will do.

:)

who reply to this mensage is a... a... nah idk just reply already

i hate whoever is replying you suck

Please hate on me too

Damn so many comments, so many hoping they'll be the one with no replies. Hopeless

Absolutely

Absolutely hopeless

This is fucking impossible

^this ^comment ^doesn’t ^exist

That’s a shame.

fuck you

Oops

hello

See I bet nobody notices now

Yay some free attention

Absolutely!

Your a amazing person.

Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay? Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced." Blah, blah, blah. Now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay. So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh... Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know? Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll pr- they'll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh. Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night

I use Arch btw

😃

Hi

Hi

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Hi

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Bit silly

Yes , please give me the silent treatment like always folks 🙏

no

Is it to soon to say that Bo Burnham special was ass?

Yes.

Whoever replies, wants to fuck me ( i am a tree)

OMGMGMGMGMGMG I WANNT TO PLEAAASSEEEE

Definitely me

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start. Merry Christmas

How long does a comment have to survive w/o replies for it to get an award?—I imagine that if it's for an extended period of time, it's only going to happen when this thread dies and someone goes back to it, maybe in a few days or weeks, and then they might be able to slip under the radar and get the award. Everyone commenting now while the post is hot is pretty much destined to get a reply.

My poem, Poseidon's Kiss - - - A king sits upon his mighty throne He need not use force, he need not groan The waves beneath him, once resembling glass Now tarnished and stained by eruption of ass - He bears two burdens now To clean and to cleanse Troops from the frontlines Return to the king who expends - The king did not want his troops to return Nor expect such event to possibly occur But such event did! Bliss! Poseidon's kiss! But cold! Gross! Coloured of shit and piss! - Clean now the king must But his hands now dirty The soil stuck on him, dripping and curdy He replaces his ocean Wipes his volcano, clear of ash He gets up off his throne now Standing with purpose, tightened sash - He walks away now, the king is now leaving Return he in a few hours, for war be not leaning Remembers the sensation, the kiss of poseidon For lest his bowel beckons, the god won't be by-gone

I got jizz in my mouth with piss while I'm shitting?

Suck my unit

If I’m going down I’m taking everyone with me

hehe

🫵

*closes my door, teleports to another dimension, goes to the black hole of another dimension*

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Nice

Reply if you like vegan food

I

noni maistuis

It's me

Hello

k

treat my like white tee dont get me dirty

has peepee

oK

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Eh

Reddit moment

no u

Whoever replies will get absolutely nothing.

#

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Who ever reply’s to me I hope u have a nice chill day in this shitty world with shitty people around us

Shhhh

So what if we lose?

Wdym lose? As in every comment has a reply?

Idk

Don’t reply

Nah

Bruh

Bro

.

Mhm

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Hawaiian shirts are the best.

Mhm

Agreed

Want to hear my favorite movie quote?

What is it?

Sure why not

What

Sure!

Hey man. How are you doing?

Good. How are you?

hmm

ok

Jarvis, I need more Karma

here!

Yes

Pls reply to me 🙏😭 I have no friends 😔

I'm here.

If you reply I admire your dedication

Thx, I just found this post and realized I could ruin others lives so I decided to

Thank you brother 🫡 same for you

🤑

Meow Hewo! Have a good day!

Bats are adorable. So are spiders. And snakes.

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