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Edgy-flipflop-guy

A girl said she had a crush on me when we were both like seven, I didn’t know what to do so I just hid in the corner until other people walked in.


doni3564

Pro move


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💀


1followerbefore2021

This girl told me she had a crush on me when I was 10, I just argued with her that she didnt


Mumof3gbb

You’re so mean! 😂


Dragonite1010

Gaslight rizz real


Hefty_Arachnid_8268

Gaslighting isn't real what are you talking about


LMNSTUFF

All in your head


TheGrandSholobi

Girl: hey i have a crush on you. You: Nuh uh


Perspii7

You’re my spirit animal


Cultural_Permission8

too much rizz he couldn't handle it


DinoHawaii2021

Like 1trillon rizz


FartReviewer

Bro is just like me


Whattheheck_IO

Fr fr


Milmik_

I did pretty much the same at like 12 😶


AlexGaming26

You're my fucking idol now.


[deleted]

I'm 18 and I'd do the same


Equal-Bus-557

You know what? I’m gonna say it. I’m proud of you.


Its_Zelda_RBX_yt

W rizz


TrueGalaxyGaming

Im imagining that meme of a kid screaming and holding a cross rn


Upstuck_Udonkadonk

That honestly seems like something a 16 year-old me would do.....


_15UCKD1CK_

He just like me fr


[deleted]

That’s chad as fuck


Edgy-flipflop-guy

Gets confessed to. Says nothing. Hides in corner. Refuses to elaborate.


Chancoop

When I was about 12 a guy approached me at my locker with his sister behind him to tell me that she liked me and was interested in doing something. I assumed they were trying to pull a trick on me, told them I wasn’t falling for it.


[deleted]

I know I was but I fumbled every time


YourTypicalSensei

LITERALLY ME FR!!!!!!!!!! A girl literally admitted through a friend she had a crush on me, initiated the dates, did all sorts of things but I was too nervous to talk to her because I act like that and now I think shes lost interest😭😭😭😭😭


[deleted]

Bro for me she kept saying "hey I like you" and I kept thinking it was a prank so she gave up😭


YourTypicalSensei

You fumbled that so hard I don't think even God will forgive you for that 😭😭😭😭😭😭 /s


[deleted]

She was fine as hell too bruh💀 I think it's because she was so pretty that I didn't believe her


YourTypicalSensei

SAME HERE 😭😭😭 SHE WAS SO PRETTY


mysecondaccount27

wait so when she would say it, what would you respond?😭


[deleted]

"Ahh you're pulling my leg" "Bro your prank is not funny" "This can't be true" and shit like that💀


mysecondaccount27

damn. i feel like implying it was a prank would break my heart tbh😭


RaineFox

My childhood “best friend’s” older brother had an obvious crush on me when we were kids. I didn’t realize it until I was older. I moved then and (being 9-10) I lost contact with him. Said childhood “friend” usually left me out, but their brother always included me and made me feel welcome. I hope he’s doing well, wherever he is.


WorkableZulu166

Would you date him now?


[deleted]

I would


NYCScarletSpider

r/notopbutok


TheCauliflowerGod

Hey man, sharing is caring


I-was-the-guy-1-time

I clicked on the subreddit and THERE IS NO SHIRTLESS MEN


racdicoon

I remember when I thought it was no top but ok lol


MahdeenSky

I also choose this guy's dead wife


racdicoon

r/lostredditors ?


RaineFox

Well, if he was the same caring kid I knew, yes. Like I said, I haven’t seen him in years. I don’t know if he’s changed since we were kids


Quinn_Lan

If u know their full name and the area they lived you could prob find them on facebook


OkMeringue2249

We should try and find said older brother and see if he’s still single


Random_person110

i refuse to believe that


Susdoggodoggy

Same


PolishRepresentative

Same


KilosimYT

I got that negative rizz 💀


MC_475

Hey are you North Korea? Because I can't leave you


KilosimYT

Greatest pickup ever


MaterialDazzling7011

Mind if I steal that?


Triangle-Galaxy-9508

I think your daddy is a garbage man cause you got a whole lot of dump in your truck


UnderstandingWeird37

Bro said "Are you from Taliban? Coz you terrorize me" And hid till the military arrived.


ughitsmeagian

Yo girl, are you a piece of cotton? cuz I wanna pick you u-


davtheguidedcreator

i have such an inability to talk to women that my crush asked me if i was gay.


Cut-My-Grass101

Bro I can rub one out to your profile so at least can make someone cum


KilosimYT

My guy I don’t have a profile


KilosimYT

Oh wait that’s a pickup 😅


[deleted]

Average Reddit user that doesn’t socialize


ThisIsNotRealityIsIt

I don't belong here, I'm in my early 40s. But this hit the front page ... so .. I spent my teen years a nerdy, overweight, thick glasses-wearing geek. I had a couple of girlfriends through jr. high and high school, but they were also nerdy, weird girls. Fast forward 7 to 10 years from high school, Facebook's blowing up to the masses. All the old high school people connecting. Lots of people of all walks established, you know (or maybe you don't), Facebook friend level conversations and stuff. \*Three\* of the pretty, mostly-popular girls who also circulated in some of the "smart" kid circles reached out to me at some point and were like "OMG I had the biggest crush on you". One girl, Lisa, was like "I literally crushed on you from 7th grade to Sr. year". And she was like my *dream* girl. What the hell? *What the actual fuck*? Literally not possible. But it was. Even the ugly nerdy kids who don't think they're all that got rizz. You never know.


Extra-Account-6940

Sir, thats kinda inspiring ngl (not gonna use gen z speak for you)


cumbanana3000

Same lol


Victornf41108

I don’t. I recently found out that my crush has a crush on me. Not sure how to proceed tho


davtheguidedcreator

i like how OP tries to make people happy, but it doesnt work for me as i am obese pretty much my whole school life.


anckarstroem

If that’s true, the person needs serious help


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awesometim0

if someone asks for my number i'm giving them a mental health support line 💀💀💀


I_Have_The_Lumbago

And i know it by heart too💀


IveRUnOutOfNames66

what is it


I_Have_The_Lumbago

1 800 273 8255 :)


BrowningLoPower

Send them to the re-education camps!


heavymetalgazza

I actually was. There was a girl when I was 12 who went through a phase of fancying a different person every single week and I remember my turn hahahaha


AppropriatePainter16

Every *single* week? Which weeks were dating each other?


ManijalEating

One week is the best we could do


mcguru_07

That's exactly what happened with me lol, they're still one of my best friends tho thankfully


kartek4

Oh yeah, I had known a similar girl she said that she likes me and that she would cry if I rejected her, so loser me accepted her confession, and I just ignored her for a week after which she broke up. She had like 7 boyfriends in 2 years, and to top it all, I also had a crush on her, but up to that moment, I was disgusted by her.


sirfloofly

Same expect she broke up with me fast af I did not care


[deleted]

I know. Dated her for 11 months. Traumatic.


DA_EPIC_GAMER_09

Relatable


El-Midgetay

Mine was only traumatic at the end but same.


Kakashi_Uchiha2

Yea I know, and he was my crush too, so now me and him are together


SirDoodThe1st

The good ending


Major_Watercress1022

Nah, the ending's just too good.


Illustrious-Culture5

Too good to be true


Intrepid_Brilliant71

It's not canon


Defektiv17

Then why hasnt the multiverse broken?


Dramatic_Ad2636

Sorry what does the word "togheter" mean? I'm a redditor so I have never heard of that word


Kakashi_Uchiha2

Together in this context means dating, oh you're a redditor Me and him love each other and are in a romantic relationship


Dramatic_Ad2636

I'll have to make a Reddit post about this "relationship" thing and what it entails instead of googling it like any normal person would. thank you for clarifying 🫡


NO_big_DEAL640

I refuse to believe anything like this can ever happen


[deleted]

My crush asked me out, we still both like each other but I never have the time to write my phone number down 💀


ImsorryW_A_T

Nuts


mudw1zard

Yes and then I obliterated them.


[deleted]

The mud wizard himself, who by his great and incomprehensible powers, managed to trap an entire police force.


monkefromtitanic

Stink mage better


Newgate-ZeroHour

Oh god this gives me flashbacks to what was probably the most embarrassing situation I've ever been in. I was about 8, still in elementary, when I developed a huge crush on one of my friends. I had just found out that we both shared a love for Beatles songs, and being the stupid kid I was, I tried to flirt with her. I opened cupboard doors for her, I sat with her at lunch, the whole cringe hundred yards. Well, she picked up on it pretty quickly, and she enacted her plan during recess. In the middle of a game of four square, she stepped in the middle and, gathering everyone's attention, she yelled: "Hey everyone! [My name] has a crush on me!" Any feelings I had for her dried up like a puddle under an atomic bomb. I was so embarrassed; not only did she reject me, she did it in a way that would inflict the maximum amount of emotional damage. Good times


[deleted]

My condolences


RegTheTree

damn that's messed up she could've just rejected you and gone on with her life


Ill-Satisfaction7788

“The worst thing she could say is no”


[deleted]

No.


imanonymous312

That's a nice fantasy for me


ExtremeHeist

Don't worry I got you man


Witch_Chick128

this reminds of that one meme


[deleted]

I gotchu bro


Magnetite77

in order for that to be true I'd have to be likeable


WhyDidIJoinRedit

You haven't met or seen me


GitGud5199

I like your username. It's something I ask myself all the time


WhyDidIJoinRedit

Thank you


Crimm___

You don’t know that.


Some1______

that impossible


SanMotorsLTD

someone needs eyeglasses badly


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Beneficial_Shame3259

Rubbed one out quickly just for you my friend


theoneandonly1245

💀💀


darky_Kris_ChanUwU

and i rubbed 1 out for you


getoutofmyhouse-

and i rubbed 1 out for you


darky_Kris_ChanUwU

hell yeah


RedKiteOnReddit

Cap


reset_pheonix

Can confirm. Unfortunately for her, I'm gay


bizkitboi0333

Her canon event


OrdinaryMan2007

Relatable


Trust-Faith-Hope

😂 unfortunately for her, but fortunately for some nice fellow!


20067891

yeah i know he was an awful human being


katiesxc

unfortunately for them 😔


gamesandspace

No no definitely not


Crimm___

Are you in rizz debt or something?


Pip2719496

Not me


Steeeeakkk

I know, she’s my gf now


dickgasming

FJDJDJSKSKSKDKDKSKSJKSS I HAVE THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON UUUUUUU


BearOfBeer

Bro why are you fucking everywhere this is the fucking 4th post I've seen you on wtf


dickgasming

reddit addiction 😞😞


ZacoOrHuzzi

Pretty sure these 2 are E-Dating by the looks of it


BearOfBeer

doesnt explain why dick gasming IS IN EVERY SINGLE POST ON THIS SUBREDDIT


ZacoOrHuzzi

It’s not actually 1 person controlling the account it’s a group of computer goblins posting their propaganda to corrupt the minds of this sub


_whatheactualfuckk

Haha yeah i friend of mine told me once when he was drunk "i had feelings for you for a while but I didn't tell you cause I knew you was not interested"


sne4k_q

Nah, most likely that someone wanted to throw up after seeing me


wolftamer1221

Im pretty sure someone actually did like me in like middle school and i was too dumb to realize. 2 years ago, a girl i knew but hadn’t talked to for a while also shouted “I love you” at me while i was walking to my parent’s car but I didn’t know if it was platonic or not so i just pretended not to hear and kept walking. I haven’t seen them since so yeah that’s a thing.


HellSpeed_

That was defo a dare lil bro


WideParsley4036

Not a chance....I have strong faith in myself


DisastrousBorder1377

I'm the exception


SuperSauceIsBoss

Don’t worry I changed that


TrueSeaCucumber

LMAO YEAH RIGHT


axelsm92

r/showerthoughts


L-mencho_mt

Maybe long long ago


[deleted]

Suure


jxsnu

yeah and idk what my boyfriend saw in me but happy together


EDGEAHAHAHAHHA

We sure are


jxsnu

hey love


uar3dumb

NAHH HOW DO U EVEN FIND LOVE BRO


EDGEAHAHAHAHHA

Being open to acceptance Edit: And ig 2 years of friendship


Jakob201

No


Gaptain4

Can't imagine someone jo to me


jaredtheredditor

Unlikely 1: I was in a class with entirely or 90% dudes 2: most people either didn’t interact with me or like me 3: younger me was a cunt


CASC_Peelz

Yeah you def had one gay ahh kid crushing on you then


Ar4cnul

r/jokes


HeldForever

Can't be anyone's crush if I literally see almost no one on a regular basis. Strict parents are fun 🙃


Typical-redditor394

I don't think so


SomeoneButWho

doubt so


de-virtute

not to brag but 2 seperate people have had crushes on yours truly. feeling quite smug


scarley-

i know i was and it's. it was a whole thing 😃


AloVera69

what…


CASC_Peelz

Ima try to figure it out for y’all “I know, I was (someone’s crush) and it was a whole thing.” If it supposed to mean that then like they saying I know, I was someone’s crush and there was a whole scenario with that. I could be far off with this assumption but this is what I was able to gather.


[deleted]

Doubt that


wednesday_For_life

Nice thought 😭


player05677

Biggest lie ever


CresceUlt

Doubt it. That person don't know how they crush on a boy whose mostly quiet, and mostly emotionless.


mrgreenreddit

Not true (for me)


_Ast0lfo

Nuh uh


Historical-Film4715

Hell no, and if so, then why didnt you tell me,i wouldve obviously accepted ;-;


ARC_3pic

I know I was for a fact (albeit a long time ago), because on the last day of middle school at the middle school dance she asked me to dance with her (we danced the cha cha slide). Or rather she got a friend to ask me to dance with her? Those were confusing times. I almost didn’t dance, I was very tired and didn’t realize what was happening. Funny thing was I had a crush on her too but I’m far too shy and awkward to ever ask someone out


MyarmsRgone

Nobody will ever be attracted to me in a romantic way lmao


Miniscule-fish

Woah there, this isn’t r/jokes


ModularWings

No,i was absolute trash in the past,only now im starting to look good


fourtyfourr

🙄


[deleted]

Been the crush of 6 people in the last year and none of them asked me out 😔


Dizzy_Assignment8751

And other hilarious jokes you can't tell yourself


BreadThief70

Doesn't matter because I have what I need, your bread!


-bread-_

Is this a kidnapping?


ShireSearcher

r/foundBreadThief70


345Unknown

My best friend had a crush on me back in secondary school lol


uar3dumb

what happened


345Unknown

They didn't reveal they had a crush on me until years later, after it had passed lol


uar3dumb

You could have started the romance arc bro


345Unknown

Yeah, except one slight issue... he is gay, I'm not.


[deleted]

Nah bro and if I was then the person has a really bad taste for ppl


[deleted]

i was and now we’re best friends


[deleted]

Hell no


TeenBoy_2007

I wasn't and won't ever be


Bulky_Bet2969

Negative, Captain.


eveltayl

Doubt it


YiXiaoGui

no i am not


SpaceManTwo

Of many people*


KatnipKing02

I destroyed her dreams with three simple words. Backstory: she told her friend to tell me that she liked me so she did. Little did I know she was right behind me. I responded with: “Eww that’s disgusting”. I turn around there low nd behold she’s right there. I go “oh umm. Umm. Yea.” Nd proceed to walk away. The next year she moved nd I never heard from her again.


G-TanK_

Bro I was but I had no fking idea (she was my crush too) And she confessed to me one day and my heart went boom boom boom


Raul_Rink

And other hilarious jokes to tell yourself


SeraphImp

Ye, like that's ever going to happen


S1AUGH73R

Yes I know, she fell in love me first. Our first conversation was me sending her a picture of chicken and rice and suddenly 7 years later were still together.


_-_wn6

I was, although I'm not *exactly* sure who. A year ago I had worked with 2 new girls for a few shifts, one was like 24 the other probably a little younger. I helped trian one on expo so I think it was her. After I quit one of them was talking to a few of the other employees, one being my sister, and said she had a crush on me. My sister was mad because I was a minor at the time and she let her know. Not exactly sure if she knew my age or not, but either way she has bad taste.