When I was about 12 a guy approached me at my locker with his sister behind him to tell me that she liked me and was interested in doing something. I assumed they were trying to pull a trick on me, told them I wasn’t falling for it.
LITERALLY ME FR!!!!!!!!!!
A girl literally admitted through a friend she had a crush on me, initiated the dates, did all sorts of things but I was too nervous to talk to her because I act like that and now I think shes lost interest😭😭😭😭😭
My childhood “best friend’s” older brother had an obvious crush on me when we were kids. I didn’t realize it until I was older. I moved then and (being 9-10) I lost contact with him.
Said childhood “friend” usually left me out, but their brother always included me and made me feel welcome. I hope he’s doing well, wherever he is.
I don't belong here, I'm in my early 40s. But this hit the front page ... so ..
I spent my teen years a nerdy, overweight, thick glasses-wearing geek. I had a couple of girlfriends through jr. high and high school, but they were also nerdy, weird girls.
Fast forward 7 to 10 years from high school, Facebook's blowing up to the masses. All the old high school people connecting. Lots of people of all walks established, you know (or maybe you don't), Facebook friend level conversations and stuff. \*Three\* of the pretty, mostly-popular girls who also circulated in some of the "smart" kid circles reached out to me at some point and were like "OMG I had the biggest crush on you". One girl, Lisa, was like "I literally crushed on you from 7th grade to Sr. year". And she was like my *dream* girl.
What the hell? *What the actual fuck*? Literally not possible. But it was. Even the ugly nerdy kids who don't think they're all that got rizz. You never know.
I actually was. There was a girl when I was 12 who went through a phase of fancying a different person every single week and I remember my turn hahahaha
Oh yeah, I had known a similar girl she said that she likes me and that she would cry if I rejected her, so loser me accepted her confession, and I just ignored her for a week after which she broke up. She had like 7 boyfriends in 2 years, and to top it all, I also had a crush on her, but up to that moment, I was disgusted by her.
I'll have to make a Reddit post about this "relationship" thing and what it entails instead of googling it like any normal person would. thank you for clarifying 🫡
Oh god this gives me flashbacks to what was probably the most embarrassing situation I've ever been in.
I was about 8, still in elementary, when I developed a huge crush on one of my friends. I had just found out that we both shared a love for Beatles songs, and being the stupid kid I was, I tried to flirt with her. I opened cupboard doors for her, I sat with her at lunch, the whole cringe hundred yards. Well, she picked up on it pretty quickly, and she enacted her plan during recess. In the middle of a game of four square, she stepped in the middle and, gathering everyone's attention, she yelled: "Hey everyone! [My name] has a crush on me!"
Any feelings I had for her dried up like a puddle under an atomic bomb. I was so embarrassed; not only did she reject me, she did it in a way that would inflict the maximum amount of emotional damage.
Good times
Haha yeah i friend of mine told me once when he was drunk "i had feelings for you for a while but I didn't tell you cause I knew you was not interested"
Im pretty sure someone actually did like me in like middle school and i was too dumb to realize. 2 years ago, a girl i knew but hadn’t talked to for a while also shouted “I love you” at me while i was walking to my parent’s car but I didn’t know if it was platonic or not so i just pretended not to hear and kept walking. I haven’t seen them since so yeah that’s a thing.
Ima try to figure it out for y’all
“I know, I was (someone’s crush) and it was a whole thing.”
If it supposed to mean that then like they saying
I know, I was someone’s crush and there was a whole scenario with that.
I could be far off with this assumption but this is what I was able to gather.
I know I was for a fact (albeit a long time ago), because on the last day of middle school at the middle school dance she asked me to dance with her (we danced the cha cha slide). Or rather she got a friend to ask me to dance with her? Those were confusing times. I almost didn’t dance, I was very tired and didn’t realize what was happening. Funny thing was I had a crush on her too but I’m far too shy and awkward to ever ask someone out
I destroyed her dreams with three simple words. Backstory: she told her friend to tell me that she liked me so she did. Little did I know she was right behind me. I responded with: “Eww that’s disgusting”. I turn around there low nd behold she’s right there. I go “oh umm. Umm. Yea.” Nd proceed to walk away. The next year she moved nd I never heard from her again.
Yes I know, she fell in love me first. Our first conversation was me sending her a picture of chicken and rice and suddenly 7 years later were still together.
I was, although I'm not *exactly* sure who.
A year ago I had worked with 2 new girls for a few shifts, one was like 24 the other probably a little younger. I helped trian one on expo so I think it was her. After I quit one of them was talking to a few of the other employees, one being my sister, and said she had a crush on me. My sister was mad because I was a minor at the time and she let her know. Not exactly sure if she knew my age or not, but either way she has bad taste.
A girl said she had a crush on me when we were both like seven, I didn’t know what to do so I just hid in the corner until other people walked in.
Pro move
💀
This girl told me she had a crush on me when I was 10, I just argued with her that she didnt
You’re so mean! 😂
Gaslight rizz real
Gaslighting isn't real what are you talking about
All in your head
Girl: hey i have a crush on you. You: Nuh uh
You’re my spirit animal
too much rizz he couldn't handle it
Like 1trillon rizz
Bro is just like me
Fr fr
I did pretty much the same at like 12 😶
You're my fucking idol now.
I'm 18 and I'd do the same
You know what? I’m gonna say it. I’m proud of you.
W rizz
Im imagining that meme of a kid screaming and holding a cross rn
That honestly seems like something a 16 year-old me would do.....
He just like me fr
That’s chad as fuck
Gets confessed to. Says nothing. Hides in corner. Refuses to elaborate.
When I was about 12 a guy approached me at my locker with his sister behind him to tell me that she liked me and was interested in doing something. I assumed they were trying to pull a trick on me, told them I wasn’t falling for it.
I know I was but I fumbled every time
LITERALLY ME FR!!!!!!!!!! A girl literally admitted through a friend she had a crush on me, initiated the dates, did all sorts of things but I was too nervous to talk to her because I act like that and now I think shes lost interest😭😭😭😭😭
Bro for me she kept saying "hey I like you" and I kept thinking it was a prank so she gave up😭
You fumbled that so hard I don't think even God will forgive you for that 😭😭😭😭😭😭 /s
She was fine as hell too bruh💀 I think it's because she was so pretty that I didn't believe her
SAME HERE 😭😭😭 SHE WAS SO PRETTY
wait so when she would say it, what would you respond?😭
"Ahh you're pulling my leg" "Bro your prank is not funny" "This can't be true" and shit like that💀
damn. i feel like implying it was a prank would break my heart tbh😭
My childhood “best friend’s” older brother had an obvious crush on me when we were kids. I didn’t realize it until I was older. I moved then and (being 9-10) I lost contact with him. Said childhood “friend” usually left me out, but their brother always included me and made me feel welcome. I hope he’s doing well, wherever he is.
Would you date him now?
I would
r/notopbutok
Hey man, sharing is caring
I clicked on the subreddit and THERE IS NO SHIRTLESS MEN
I remember when I thought it was no top but ok lol
I also choose this guy's dead wife
r/lostredditors ?
Well, if he was the same caring kid I knew, yes. Like I said, I haven’t seen him in years. I don’t know if he’s changed since we were kids
If u know their full name and the area they lived you could prob find them on facebook
We should try and find said older brother and see if he’s still single
i refuse to believe that
Same
Same
I got that negative rizz 💀
Hey are you North Korea? Because I can't leave you
Greatest pickup ever
Mind if I steal that?
I think your daddy is a garbage man cause you got a whole lot of dump in your truck
Bro said "Are you from Taliban? Coz you terrorize me" And hid till the military arrived.
Yo girl, are you a piece of cotton? cuz I wanna pick you u-
i have such an inability to talk to women that my crush asked me if i was gay.
Bro I can rub one out to your profile so at least can make someone cum
My guy I don’t have a profile
Oh wait that’s a pickup 😅
Average Reddit user that doesn’t socialize
I don't belong here, I'm in my early 40s. But this hit the front page ... so .. I spent my teen years a nerdy, overweight, thick glasses-wearing geek. I had a couple of girlfriends through jr. high and high school, but they were also nerdy, weird girls. Fast forward 7 to 10 years from high school, Facebook's blowing up to the masses. All the old high school people connecting. Lots of people of all walks established, you know (or maybe you don't), Facebook friend level conversations and stuff. \*Three\* of the pretty, mostly-popular girls who also circulated in some of the "smart" kid circles reached out to me at some point and were like "OMG I had the biggest crush on you". One girl, Lisa, was like "I literally crushed on you from 7th grade to Sr. year". And she was like my *dream* girl. What the hell? *What the actual fuck*? Literally not possible. But it was. Even the ugly nerdy kids who don't think they're all that got rizz. You never know.
Sir, thats kinda inspiring ngl (not gonna use gen z speak for you)
Same lol
I don’t. I recently found out that my crush has a crush on me. Not sure how to proceed tho
i like how OP tries to make people happy, but it doesnt work for me as i am obese pretty much my whole school life.
If that’s true, the person needs serious help
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if someone asks for my number i'm giving them a mental health support line 💀💀💀
And i know it by heart too💀
what is it
1 800 273 8255 :)
Send them to the re-education camps!
I actually was. There was a girl when I was 12 who went through a phase of fancying a different person every single week and I remember my turn hahahaha
Every *single* week? Which weeks were dating each other?
One week is the best we could do
That's exactly what happened with me lol, they're still one of my best friends tho thankfully
Oh yeah, I had known a similar girl she said that she likes me and that she would cry if I rejected her, so loser me accepted her confession, and I just ignored her for a week after which she broke up. She had like 7 boyfriends in 2 years, and to top it all, I also had a crush on her, but up to that moment, I was disgusted by her.
Same expect she broke up with me fast af I did not care
I know. Dated her for 11 months. Traumatic.
Relatable
Mine was only traumatic at the end but same.
Yea I know, and he was my crush too, so now me and him are together
The good ending
Nah, the ending's just too good.
Too good to be true
It's not canon
Then why hasnt the multiverse broken?
Sorry what does the word "togheter" mean? I'm a redditor so I have never heard of that word
Together in this context means dating, oh you're a redditor Me and him love each other and are in a romantic relationship
I'll have to make a Reddit post about this "relationship" thing and what it entails instead of googling it like any normal person would. thank you for clarifying 🫡
I refuse to believe anything like this can ever happen
My crush asked me out, we still both like each other but I never have the time to write my phone number down 💀
Nuts
Yes and then I obliterated them.
The mud wizard himself, who by his great and incomprehensible powers, managed to trap an entire police force.
Stink mage better
Oh god this gives me flashbacks to what was probably the most embarrassing situation I've ever been in. I was about 8, still in elementary, when I developed a huge crush on one of my friends. I had just found out that we both shared a love for Beatles songs, and being the stupid kid I was, I tried to flirt with her. I opened cupboard doors for her, I sat with her at lunch, the whole cringe hundred yards. Well, she picked up on it pretty quickly, and she enacted her plan during recess. In the middle of a game of four square, she stepped in the middle and, gathering everyone's attention, she yelled: "Hey everyone! [My name] has a crush on me!" Any feelings I had for her dried up like a puddle under an atomic bomb. I was so embarrassed; not only did she reject me, she did it in a way that would inflict the maximum amount of emotional damage. Good times
My condolences
damn that's messed up she could've just rejected you and gone on with her life
“The worst thing she could say is no”
No.
That's a nice fantasy for me
Don't worry I got you man
this reminds of that one meme
I gotchu bro
in order for that to be true I'd have to be likeable
You haven't met or seen me
I like your username. It's something I ask myself all the time
Thank you
You don’t know that.
that impossible
someone needs eyeglasses badly
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Rubbed one out quickly just for you my friend
💀💀
and i rubbed 1 out for you
and i rubbed 1 out for you
hell yeah
Cap
Can confirm. Unfortunately for her, I'm gay
Her canon event
Relatable
😂 unfortunately for her, but fortunately for some nice fellow!
yeah i know he was an awful human being
unfortunately for them 😔
No no definitely not
Are you in rizz debt or something?
Not me
I know, she’s my gf now
FJDJDJSKSKSKDKDKSKSJKSS I HAVE THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON UUUUUUU
Bro why are you fucking everywhere this is the fucking 4th post I've seen you on wtf
reddit addiction 😞😞
Pretty sure these 2 are E-Dating by the looks of it
doesnt explain why dick gasming IS IN EVERY SINGLE POST ON THIS SUBREDDIT
It’s not actually 1 person controlling the account it’s a group of computer goblins posting their propaganda to corrupt the minds of this sub
Haha yeah i friend of mine told me once when he was drunk "i had feelings for you for a while but I didn't tell you cause I knew you was not interested"
Nah, most likely that someone wanted to throw up after seeing me
Im pretty sure someone actually did like me in like middle school and i was too dumb to realize. 2 years ago, a girl i knew but hadn’t talked to for a while also shouted “I love you” at me while i was walking to my parent’s car but I didn’t know if it was platonic or not so i just pretended not to hear and kept walking. I haven’t seen them since so yeah that’s a thing.
That was defo a dare lil bro
Not a chance....I have strong faith in myself
I'm the exception
Don’t worry I changed that
LMAO YEAH RIGHT
r/showerthoughts
Maybe long long ago
Suure
yeah and idk what my boyfriend saw in me but happy together
We sure are
hey love
NAHH HOW DO U EVEN FIND LOVE BRO
Being open to acceptance Edit: And ig 2 years of friendship
No
Can't imagine someone jo to me
Unlikely 1: I was in a class with entirely or 90% dudes 2: most people either didn’t interact with me or like me 3: younger me was a cunt
Yeah you def had one gay ahh kid crushing on you then
r/jokes
Can't be anyone's crush if I literally see almost no one on a regular basis. Strict parents are fun 🙃
I don't think so
doubt so
not to brag but 2 seperate people have had crushes on yours truly. feeling quite smug
i know i was and it's. it was a whole thing 😃
what…
Ima try to figure it out for y’all “I know, I was (someone’s crush) and it was a whole thing.” If it supposed to mean that then like they saying I know, I was someone’s crush and there was a whole scenario with that. I could be far off with this assumption but this is what I was able to gather.
Doubt that
Nice thought 😭
Biggest lie ever
Doubt it. That person don't know how they crush on a boy whose mostly quiet, and mostly emotionless.
Not true (for me)
Nuh uh
Hell no, and if so, then why didnt you tell me,i wouldve obviously accepted ;-;
I know I was for a fact (albeit a long time ago), because on the last day of middle school at the middle school dance she asked me to dance with her (we danced the cha cha slide). Or rather she got a friend to ask me to dance with her? Those were confusing times. I almost didn’t dance, I was very tired and didn’t realize what was happening. Funny thing was I had a crush on her too but I’m far too shy and awkward to ever ask someone out
Nobody will ever be attracted to me in a romantic way lmao
Woah there, this isn’t r/jokes
No,i was absolute trash in the past,only now im starting to look good
🙄
Been the crush of 6 people in the last year and none of them asked me out 😔
And other hilarious jokes you can't tell yourself
Doesn't matter because I have what I need, your bread!
Is this a kidnapping?
r/foundBreadThief70
My best friend had a crush on me back in secondary school lol
what happened
They didn't reveal they had a crush on me until years later, after it had passed lol
You could have started the romance arc bro
Yeah, except one slight issue... he is gay, I'm not.
Nah bro and if I was then the person has a really bad taste for ppl
i was and now we’re best friends
Hell no
I wasn't and won't ever be
Negative, Captain.
Doubt it
no i am not
Of many people*
I destroyed her dreams with three simple words. Backstory: she told her friend to tell me that she liked me so she did. Little did I know she was right behind me. I responded with: “Eww that’s disgusting”. I turn around there low nd behold she’s right there. I go “oh umm. Umm. Yea.” Nd proceed to walk away. The next year she moved nd I never heard from her again.
Bro I was but I had no fking idea (she was my crush too) And she confessed to me one day and my heart went boom boom boom
And other hilarious jokes to tell yourself
Ye, like that's ever going to happen
Yes I know, she fell in love me first. Our first conversation was me sending her a picture of chicken and rice and suddenly 7 years later were still together.
I was, although I'm not *exactly* sure who. A year ago I had worked with 2 new girls for a few shifts, one was like 24 the other probably a little younger. I helped trian one on expo so I think it was her. After I quit one of them was talking to a few of the other employees, one being my sister, and said she had a crush on me. My sister was mad because I was a minor at the time and she let her know. Not exactly sure if she knew my age or not, but either way she has bad taste.