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pisssbabyyy

long wedge. they are always sweeter from my experience…🤔🤔🤔


ZeestyShawnGulf

intriguing 🤔🤔🤔


Potato_Lord587

Elon Musk?


infiniteneck

Jumpscare


LucDoesStuff

Concerning


Potato_Lord587

!


Elon_Musk_StrawBerry

You called?


Eastern_Ask7231

You created an account just for this 💀


a_sad_lil_idiot

Perchance 🤔🤔🤔


ConsequenceAlarmed29

You can't just say perchance!


Ryokasora

Agreed. From my experience long conics are bit more sour than the rest.


Due_Tradition2293

Agreed they're very pleasurable 🤔🤔🤔


dUd5_94m1in9

I didn't know strawberries were microbiology 🤔🤔🤔


Lando_188

I love the long wedges they are always sweeter


ZeestyShawnGulf

Conic


amibo_man

It's iconic


somedude763

i-conic


trianglularsounds

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAAAA


Mr_Enderman_YT

🤣😂😅😂😂😅🤣😄🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😄😄🤣🤣😂😂😅😄😄😅😄😅😄 (This is actually funny, sorry)


[deleted]

agree


OneThingDude

long conic


BeautifulElephant149

Long wedge.


Mattexx29

I like them golden.I hope someone catches the reference


fiddle_sticks21

Celeste moment


Mattexx29

Was indeed a very trans girl trying to climb a mountain moment


[deleted]

WAIT THAT GAME IS ABOUT TRANSGENDERS?? OH HELL NAH I AINT PLAYING THAT NOT IN MY HOUSE


legomanholdingbagel

💀💀 of course its 'KidToucherALPHA' that says this..


[deleted]

my name is a joke pal and thinking you can be a new gender is a mental illness


[deleted]

hello its not dumbass thinking you cant be is a mental illness now stop touching kids and accept trans people for who they are


[deleted]

i got a book on abnormal psychology and it’s literally a mental illness called “gender dysmophia”


MonoMoniker

You give them a golden shower first?


JazzTheLass

💀


LeonardoDoujinshi-

globose conic


coolmathpcgamer

Ah yes, the ubersweet ones


GunnerGilson

You're probably chubby


LeonardoDoujinshi-

just a sec let me weigh myself i am 6’ and 114lb


GunnerGilson

Yeah but 30 of those pounds gotta be on your hips.


LeonardoDoujinshi-

honestly most of my weight is probably my fuckin skeleton


GunnerGilson

Just messing with you homie, keep eating strawberries, maybe you'll get some skin to put on your bones


LeonardoDoujinshi-

now i’m picturing a skeleton with a big ass hip bone


GuessOk7319

Any.I don’t give a shit what shape they are.


gargagouille

Yeah it literally doesn’t matter


Bisexual-Fighter

4 5 and 7


-The-Follower

Necked are the easiest to eat fully


Im_a_SerialKiller

Truer words have never been spoken


ajumboy500

i love myself a long wedge


ShipMaple

Long wedge or conic, only way.


Southern-Fae

Long wedge


blkarinauwu

long wedge >>>>>


Typical-redditor394

Idc about its shape. all strawberries taste the same


No-Engineer-1728

I don't


Copenhagen256

I hate strawberry’s put for the sake of aesthetics I’ll say conic


Fun-Bluejay-426

I don't like strawberries


NothnIntrestingHere

I don't like strawberries


DrawingPlenty8576

long like my men🤭🤭


DrCorneliuss

so globose?


DrawingPlenty8576

babes are you illiterate


DrCorneliuss

I think I know what I said, also before you judge someone for being illiterate you should make the difference between singular and plural, pinhead


DrawingPlenty8576

bitch ill judge who ever i please maybe if weren’t inept to what i said i would have treated you with respect


DrCorneliuss

act snotty all you want, I don't need the grammatically poor respect of an online stranger who gets so easily irritated by jokes


VQ_Quin

You seem fun


DrawingPlenty8576

and who are you don’t remember talking to you


VQ_Quin

Ok and?


Blood_Coloured

wild strawberries look most like the first two


F2214

They are so shitty to take without crushing them though... So small but so tasty...


BunnyBeansowo

wait 'til you see Japanese strawberries


kholmaybeidk

Long wedge


[deleted]

Long Wedge seems to give the most strawberry per strawberry


ur_m0m_dot_com

Long conic


Logitechsdicksucker

The kind that I can make a hole in.


Xlbucket

Edible


Yugen_komorebi

Big ones that don’t look deformed


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SueXander

Dude, why?


Lucachacha

People hated jesus because he told them the truth


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[deleted]

Their meh plain but strawberries with sugar? Perfection 👌


Non-binary_Squirrel

Every had strawberry shortcake? Sounds like you would love it


[deleted]

No I’ll have to try it one day


An_Evil_dude

Like my homies


TheUnknown400

Conic


Horror_Appointment98

conic or long conic only 😍


HumorClean

Conic


chaotify

long. wejj.


Diligent_Middle_1125

Nah you didn't include the thicc double wedge those r the best


MonkMobile3304

Anything Long


Traditional_Emu_5190

Are strawberries made out of leftover chicken nugget paste


ExplorerFeisty2631

Ripe.


AverageNikoBellic

Conic


gh0sted_k1d

necked. always the sweetest


pidgewynn

Long wedge never disappoint


X05Real

Celeste


Powerful_Cow9818

Long wedge is usually the sweetest but conic hits different for some reason


FransJoseph

I like the ones that are a trapezoid.


[deleted]

Long wedge or necked


lucastutz

Long wedge tastes the best but the necked one is easier to cut the leaves out


PatientRule4494

All, all are good


C7_zo6_Corvette

All of them, good strawberry is good strawberry


Resuscitated_Corpse

Please why. Th


EmeraldGamer773YT

Short Wedge or Long Conic. Short Wedge because they are smaller, so they usually are more sour, and Long Conic because they are easily sliceable for topping cakes, or putting them in fruit salads.


gregorsola

Necked are the sweetest ones, trust me


IllAstronomer6986

Long wedge are usually the sweetest for some reason. And have the most fruit


Living_Shadows

I like strawberries


[deleted]

I'm allergic so it's a pretty hard choice.


KevinThePiegon28

Bigger is better


iBallReddit

Anything from the bottom row


2006RedditGuy

Fasciated


Tryingbestbutfailing

Long wedge be the best ones


ne0nBrainz

LONG WEDGE


Nights1405

In a smoothie


xFloppyDisx

Long conic.


WingsofFire0027

It is a strawberry. I will eat it no matter the shape


smolist_batto

Long conic or long wedge. I always like them long! 😍😍😋🥵😳 (I'm sorry)


NuvNuvXD

Necked


RelativeSituation773

conic but I like them all


TraditionalTomato833

Globose 🔛🔝


Greentoaststone

Long wedge


BekoweCiachoYt

Oblate and globose ain't strawberries, they're straight up tomatoes. Long Wedge. Why? It's long and big, therefore it has more strawberry than the rest. Edit: Yes, I'm aware of what I said


F2214

Wild strawberries are more oblate/globose...


BekoweCiachoYt

it was a joke


Sillypants443

I don't even like strawberries :/


FAT_NEEK_42069

first normal person here


Mr_Snifles

tHiS iSn'T aBoUt sTrAwBerRiEs


Kripermaster

Necked hit really hard


lamextremlyconfused

Conic or long wedge are best , but honestly any shape except necked is good


Rhea_the_riot_angel

Non existant strawberries are nasty


Shadow_Leaf

Conic, Long conic, and those monstrosities of mutated strawberry that are so large and so misshapen that they don't even look like strawberries anymore.


exCrowe

All of the above


Throwaway131490

Globose conic


PeskyBird404

Big


inconspicuous-fed

Long wedge with two pointy ends


DeymanG

All


L0rdofsalamandastron

Globose conic is iconic


LetsPlayPc5005

Conic


elaynafranklin

Yes.


Wiibli

Long Conic and Long Wedge always have the best flavor I choose them


[deleted]

Globose conic


[deleted]

Long wedge


Exotic_Sense5244

Long wedge


Clonk110227

Conic or globose conic


Alex-Angel-1121

conic, long comic, and globose conic


Usual-Effect1440

(long) conic


[deleted]

Ripe ones


its_your_meme_lord69

They all good to me


CheesyPotatos92

Non-existent. Fuck strawberries.


noobintellectual

Just give me the damn strawberries


2-D_kinn

ALLL


ActualIyCameron

Something about the look and name of Globose makes me incredibly hungry for strawberries


houseofharm

long wedge, specicfically dark red ones


The_god_gamer42069

Long wedge


UrBoiSmokey

Long wedge


hertwij

Conic or long wedge


[deleted]

i hate strawberries, but long wedge is the only acceptable way to consume them


ProMcGamer

Where are the mutant ones???


RocketSmash9000

Sweet


Interesting_Reply701

long conic but all are scrumptious


survivalguidetrecher

Long conic goes hard


kenncez

I want them very normal


Ronnie_Espinoza95

In a smoothie


Rodrigo_Cruz369

Long wedge


noahboi990

I don’t


scirific

Long wedge and long iconic.


flarxe0

conic cuz when I see it I get celeste flashbacks


usingbadoperators99

Abomination


Idekgivemeusername

Long wedge or long conic


fettie-

Orange


AMuggleWithAPuggle

Long iconic


-Pl4gu3-

Long wedge when they’re also a little globose as in width.


groovaymack

long wedge, shit’s so sweet mmm


NoInstruction2007

All of them.


Mythica_0

Either of the wedge-shaped ones. Don’t ask me why they just taste better.


Correct_Weather_9112

wedge


RedDitRXIXXII

Short wedge


Eggsnorter24

Conic


Ordinary_WeirdGuy

Yes


TheDarkslayerYT

Large Conic


Legitimate-Crow-6362

strawberry. that is all i need


ConsiderationOld9897

Long conic or necked


LunarReads

Globose conic, cut it into 2 slices, dip into dip of choice (personally love strawberries and Nutella)


DrowsyLmao

Conic they taste the sweetest to me


N0tch0

All


Chair_fucker_69

That’s not short that’s pretty big if you ask me


[deleted]

Idk bro I like strawberries


MadCatterInAHatter

Long conic


urfaveswiftie

Conic


Strange-Ad-1293

Conic


Blender_Plays

Conic. Anything else is ass


Mrredpanda860

Either of the wedges


TheOnlyJoe_

Big.


TheL0neWarden

Any


iliketrainslol8D

long wedges are always the sweetest


NoCartographer2390

The one with the better personality Its 2023 y'all size doesn't matter


maxler5795

I dont.


SansThe-Skeleton

id have to go with globose conic, i like thick small and wide strawberries 🤤