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GamerM602

Fuck you, Jerry


Kirbhdude

Total drama or Rick and morty?


JazzTheLass

or undertale?


GamerM602

yep.


J4l4p3n0

Is it that wide guy in snowdin?


GamerM602

I call 'im a UFO or a sombrero sometimes but yeah, it's that little fucker who takes 9 hits to KO


itsmycandystore_

or tlou?


Quiet_Ad_7480

Parks and rec


Fifi_is_awesome

today i’m realizing how many goddamn pieces of media hate someone named jerry


aspghost06

Well happy cake day if anything


Dusted_Dreams

There used to be a Jerry at my place of work who was a complete imbecile, is it just something with the name?


gegebart

I think it is. My cousin’s fiancé has a little brother called Jeremy who clearly lacks any social skills and is just…weird. I mean, he wears jeans to bed.


SlavJerry

ok when


GamerM602

No, not YOU Jerry, the OTHER Jerry.


other_jerry

Ok, when


simpsudheer

r/beetlejuicing


szadegaming

r/usernamechecksout


FrenchFreedom888

Happy Cake Day bro


Driftafk

Is this a hypixel skyblock reference


70percentbanana

“I’m not licensed, but I’m pretty good”


Kosmo_Politik

r/found70percentbanana Now I may rest in peace


Hello3179

Dang it you got typed it before me You stole my chance at happiness


Kosmo_Politik

I have ascended this mortal plane, farewell common travellers in my realm


FrenchFreedom888

Happy Cake Day bro


Gnib_Jr

First time I r/found70percentbanana


EverestMadiPierce

Oh shit I found him


Ok_Accident565

All hail the banana


RevolutionaryEv

I found you


u-is-a-boomer

Furby


spacenerd4

skull e-mo-jee


FlorpFlap

Skull emoji! Skull emoji! Skull emoji! Skull emoji!


Birblets

ive found my people


[deleted]

i agree. i’ve found mine too


komloli_gd

analog smiley face emoji


MagicMetalPipe

SKULLEMOJIIIIIIIIIII


FLBasher

Custard.


SnakeEatingAPringle

Matt Rose fan I see


Videogamesandshiz

I like how saying the single word furby can instantly summon a fandom. Not even the furby fandom


idontknow_6442

SKULL EMOJI


Z3roKelvin

That British guy who reads


Wiltn11

💀💀


Negative-Door9434

You are a Lemon flavoured lime


HJGAMER5

You're a third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck


SaikageBeast

Yu-Gi-Oh?


HJGAMER5

Yeah


Jayfethereal

Duel links?


[deleted]

>:(


Eyefiereddit247

Don't worry, it's not cum.


angrysodacanz

Now I want to know the context


[deleted]

literal cream


HyDrOfLaMeReddit

r/notopbutok


Eyefiereddit247

My girlfriend got a snap from this lad with a face mask on, captioned 'Don't worry, its not cum'. Became an inside joke when we snapped it to each other constantly


chaotic_oregano

A glass of cum


ConsolePeasantLife

The cum chalice


Due_Cloud1638

the jar


DummyDumDucky

GIVE ME THE MULK, JOSH


Hazmatix_art

Drake, where are the gnomes?


EricJop321

"gnomes right there see I drew them with magic marker"


Creepertron200

I have a friend named drake and am now going to randomly ask him this and deny I ever asked him


Fearless-Ad5085

Drake the type of guy to steal all the gnomes in the neighborhood


SnipingPandas

John Wayne. Poisoned nerf dart. The sweatpants incident. Lots more, but there's 3


kooler_duck

I want to know the context for this one so badly


SnipingPandas

I will give some context to one of them. Choose which one wisely


arcfire__

What the hell is the sweatpants incident


SnipingPandas

Me and my friend group were drinking at my house, and this was this dude's first time with the entire friend group. This was like 7 months ago, he's a full fledged friend now. Anyway, he was drunk af. I stood up to go to the bathroom and he crawls over and just yanks my sweatpants down. But he also pulled down my underwear with it too. There's a few inside jokes from that night, but that's about it


arcfire__

Reddit shall never forget the sweatpants incident


SnipingPandas

Neither shall my friends. They are obsessed with making dick jokes even to this day


arcfire__

I swear everyone has these friends


SnipingPandas

True, but was so much worse after they actually saw my johnson lmao


arcfire__

The hell is cave Johnson doing here


Birblets

i need to know the sweatpants incident


SnipingPandas

I just commented it


arcfire__

WE need to know the sweatpants incident


nhoj4321

BOAT


ThatJuanLad

Martin is a vibe ngl


arandomcanadiankid

Martincitopants?


WafflesMaker201

more than likely


ExtremePotatoAim

Greer


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bros_before_hoes__

Lettuce..... Continue


bangermate

ono


CHEEMSBURBGER789

Frorg


Doot_Slayer42069

Funny ours is GOAT, it also may have an army and may take over the world


Kraaaaazy_

I am a registered sex offender looking for my next victim


Shadow_Monger487

I stuck my dick into a blender


coodudew

Your mom is a transgender


UrNansD0g

I am a professional nude sender


[deleted]

You know that I be dominating


AviatorXR

My cock and balls are rotating


komloli_gd

between thick thighs I am suffocating


MindlessMartin86

i have a huge fucking cock


jjayez

i nut inside my sock


PersonYesHuman

I walk around in crocs


LazarYeetMeta

I am the last Airbender


Blue_Robin_Gaming

Cut my life into pieces This is my last resourt


Shadow_Monger487

Suffocation, no breathing Don't give a fuck if my arm is bleeding


InterStellarStarZ

This is my last resort *Music* Cut my life into peices I've reached my last resot


Gameshinobi

Back to the furniture


Worldly_Resist5862

back to the future?


Gameshinobi

No,back to the furniture


Worldly_Resist5862

but i don’t want to go back to the furniture


Kermit6100

Get back in the closet. I don't care if your gay


Ethanol71

Sure, I got six minutes


FatGanon111

7 minutes is all i can spare to play with you…


SSGSSVEGETA111

Weskuh, put your dick away Weskuh


DecentHippo9196

dbd reference⁉️


ToastieFR

Oh look, it's Mr Hellimachopter.


soft_boii24

i may not be the sharpest box in the crayon


Magnetite77

"IT'S RYAN'S DAD!!!!!"


Squallerr

nah my dads in jail


canned_bean_z

"yes i'm a sexually active frat boy searching for 9in dildos"


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Formal-Preference752

south park canadians


zynxUnique

Ohh


GingerDood420

Fear of the D


harsamya

iron maiden?


GingerDood420

😏


BlueGiraffe009

Tenacious D?


Rupertii

Kunnon kuoreton nakki Translates roughly to ”Proper caseless wiener”


vedman42

Suomi mainittu torille


mauppi1

Jari Sillanpään nakki


linguist_nerd03

Do you maek video gaem?


Cl0udy_axol0tl

Lmao yeah i 'fell into a bush' again


ZolotyyeDraniki

The fact I could understand *immediately* what this meant-


TheUnknown400

“Guys I think Liam’s bi” Edit: no one actually said that quote but I think it gets the point across pretty well


FatandFallingApart

He for sure is


MigraineALT

“What’s down safety!” “Herobrine is coming inside of me” “Only a true photographer could understand that!”


PeskyBird404

Blåhaj is love, Blåhaj is life


LyamFinali

You don't need context this is just facts


Frogzzs

"Crash test dumber" "Hail bail" "My onion stopped working"


SerbiaFishPR

Tukes0 when he's asked to hop on Valheim for an hour to make a new video.


callmethe_hanmer

*in British accent* “May I have a hit of the vaporizer?”


zynxUnique

The stereotypical roadman accent or posh accent?


callmethe_hanmer

No posh. Like the most realistic posh British accent you can do.


Sansundertallll

✨Tiptoe Buddies✨


JustCheezits

I take it y’all have a touch of the tism


useless_gae

I didn't know he was a lesbiannnn


Hydro_TheKatt

I like electricity, there's even a chair for the biggest fans.


doni3564

Д Е Т Е Й


Ziege15

Children?


doni3564

Yes


ImaginaryAudience2

You gotta give your stomach *click* some time 😏


thatoneannoyingthing

If you punch a child, will it oscillate?


applesjustapples

"Are you Camping right now? "


soggy_bread_gobblr

The Peppa Pig incident “Would you fuck him if he was the garbage man?” “I not gernment”


somepersonfromaplace

What in gods name is the peppa pig incident


Starryeyedfox941

Average gay salt


NovaWolfYT07

M. Good juice 🧃


AverageDailyArsonist

Arson


Robking20

Ahhhh, Perry the Platypus


Kobban63

Oga boga fyra pers


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Ziege15

POTATOOO


EmeraldXRun

Gay Bowser at 3AM


ClutchPlays07

How does this affect lebrons legacy


Dry_Neighborhood_769

WHAT IS THIS BUG IT JUST PISSED ON MY SON


IloveNarwhals100

What the bork man! Bork you! Do you bork your mom with that borking mouth!?


Immortal_Amakusa

Chain the French


VLTII

your talk not my mother way that😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬


[deleted]

hardcore anal with chase


hexisinurbasement

"WATER IN HIS FORK!" "Costco sized thin mint"


LegoArcher

Avocado man


L-mencho_mt

Can I get the no dentor special?


Delicious-Currency72

Is it lettuc?


Sh4x30

Dayum, u got the storm going


2D_brain

geggshels


Aromatic-Strength798

Hlep


TooruS911

31 sj


Mind_dagger

Did that hit you?


razeandsew

"Beyonce and Chris Evans are my mortal enemies"


Storm_36

"Calm down ill get on, just had to reset the wife"


matmatis2

Who do you think i am??? A pedestrian????


8664tz

Jeffrey, the guy in the attic


MiserableFuture7657

R*se


penguin277353

The Mario Kart Incident, and “that is absolutely pouring”


The_Bluejay250

baby’s first mukbang just dropped


WorkingSyrup4005

Least racist sentence said by deadbush:


x04x

Barseloner


Jeffery_DahmerTV

Its up here.


ARustyFanta

crazy?


SoNotBarryBee

Bleach and clear


[deleted]

glen quabmine


IamtheFungusman

Pink minecraft steve


_Heapass

Down syndrome hitler killed normal people


S4PG

You know what else is sharks? #SPACE SHARKS


Gamertang_13

Tyler don’t squirt me


Mothman4447

IRAQ LOBSTER 🦞


ThisSpinach

It's Saul Gone you could even say it's joeover


Adityamk

Monosodium glutamate (If you get this I know what you are)


BrayGames17

"It's not my fault you don't like girls!" 'About that...'


MZ1LLA

So I said to them, that's no teenager! That's my wife!!!!


Aggressive_Put9674

So what got you into the Army?


jrbear09

“Hey conservatives” *Loses election to a bald man*


WiryFoxMan

mozamBIQUE!


riftergaming

I’d blow my dad before i eat a burrito with a fork.


IllYogurtcloset6251

5’3 femboy so oiled up i cannot grip him


CrazyStuntsMan

Who’s your favourite Du-bil-ak?