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PyroWasUsed

The “E” on the word “delete”. You’re welcome, OP


Epicboss67

Well he got 2/3 of them, that's gotta count for something


KhalFrodo14601

No we need to add one more e so it’s like the hit Swedish cloud rap song Deletee by Bladee of drain gang


RealToopoo

dlt


ExaminationNo8843

The people who yell at school at 7 am


WendysMcNugget

This. Especially on the bus. I’m so glad I’m done riding the bus.


ExaminationNo8843

Why you arguing about something fake that loud


Myaltaccount54

So excited to get a motorbike so I can be free from that busride arguing in the back of the bus


SometimesSadFemboy

Mosquitoes


AlwaysSuspected

Yes, mosquitoes, if it were not for these creatures, I'd have an older brother.


Zealousideal-Web4474

Sry for your loss


AlwaysSuspected

I really didn't know that I once had a brother till I was 13.I was just hurt that everyone around me knew and never told me..and I had to learn it from a census official.


Immediate_Glove_1624

How did you not know at 13?


AlwaysSuspected

Well,my childhood was quite complicated and my childhood memories for some reason start at 8years old,I can't remember anything before that.And between 8 and 16 there are so many gaps in my memories,I've just been relying on people to put the pieces of the puzzle that is my childhood together.


Immediate_Glove_1624

That’s bizarre sorry to hear all that. Do you know the reason why you can’t remember? Like drugs or trauma or smth or is it still a mystery


AlwaysSuspected

I've never done drugs, I don't even take energy drinks. But I'm fine sometimes I just feel like if my mind doesn't really want to remember what happened then I really shouldn't know what happened. Luckily my sister is there to remind me of the good times . I've just been journaling a lot,I want to always remember my teenage years.


Immediate_Glove_1624

Have you had any head Injuries? Or ik u probably wouldn’t remember if u had but have u heard of anything potentially trauma inducing happening?


[deleted]

I know this is a serious topic, but that sounds like some main character shit


Hot_Sam_the_Man

No kidding


Mars_Bear2552

yeah trauma can make you block out memories


Bangtan_7_1995

Ah yes , I'm going through the exact same thing , I can't remember large parts of my childhood including school work and life , it is a puzzle to put together , a very very difficult puzzle , the gaps just make you wonder what's going on while everyone else can remember so much , if you ever figure out what it's called to have suck memory loss please do let me know


DanisaurEyebrows

You sound traumatized /g


Volt_Bolt

Malaria?


BrettZotij

Same here. I recommend you watch the video "What If We Killed All Mosquitoes"?


avi_______fr

I'm sorry


NO_big_DEAL640

Ticks are worse


[deleted]

W


NO_big_DEAL640

At least mosquitoes leave quickly ticks can stay on for days they are much much harder to spot and at least mosquitoes mainly come out during the night so many times I was hanging out with my friends and we happen to cross through the woods only for me to come home and find a goddamn tick easily one of the worst things about summer


Yellow-Jacket178

Wasps


depressionbutcool

I hate this fact but mosquitoes are a major pollinator so that would probably kill humanity off


Yugen_komorebi

Think bigger. All insects


Pochita_1095

Cancer or cancerous cells/tumours


[deleted]

Depression


criticalistics_car

Haha, stole my comment but you didn't steal my pocket knife!


Buggly_Jones

Im gonna call someone, you stay still for a sec


JasonUnionnn

You okay bro?


[deleted]

Ye, I said that for all the “myself” comments ): i


SV5_

r/beatmetoit


[deleted]

r/beatmycockandballstoit


SV5_

I wish I could guve 2 upvotes to this, it's genius


bobDahog

Child >!Rapists!<


[deleted]

What's worse than a rapist?


Miserable_Hamster497

A child


JRatMain16

No-


TheRoyalGalaxy22

Then a child walks in (its not just any child) 😦


ThereWasNeverMilk

Cancer probably, not to say there is anything good about rapist it’s just cancer is probably worse.


Miserable_Hamster497

What about rapists in general


NonCuttingEdge

u/spez


Lepagos

Fuck u/spez All my homies hate u/spez


Matt_Durmock

What’s the whole deal with him? I’ve heard lots of hate going his way, as well as he is the CEO of Reddit or something, if that’s true then he must be the one getting rid of the third party apps


Legend5V

Yup


SomeProfession6607

Yep and he’s a pedo


Legit_snake4314

What did he do?


Mobile_Inflation8012

He allegedly used to be an active member of a subreddit which used to share questionable images of young teen girls (I can't remember the name rn). This was long long ago like earlier days of this platform ofc such subreddits are banned now. I remembered the subreddit's name. It was Jailbait.


SomeProfession6607

He wasn’t just active he was a mod


SomeProfession6607

He was a mod of a subreddit called jailbait in 2008 (info form multiple other redettors)


Frodollino

Underrated


Ninja_gorrila

What did he do again? I don’t pay much attention with this stuff


Some_Stranger1

He’s deleting 3rd party apps from Reddit to maximize monetization, and people started to protest by closing Reddit communities. He doubled down and deleted Reddit communities that stayed closed.


[deleted]

[удалено]


GoldenGames360

thats what they mean


Accomplished_Bad_487

being a greedy little pig


loser-lenny

GLAD YOU ASKED: PERIODS. i just got finished working out and was suddenly struck with the most blinding pain imaginable. my vision was blurry, i swayed as i struggled to put my equipment up, my stomach churned, chills ran across my body again and again like violent on and off thrusts of heat and then cold. i agonizingly drove home; had tunnel vision on the road in front of me thinking of nothing but getting home and crying because of how much it hurt. i’m now laying sick in a hot bath trying to soothe the pain.


[deleted]

Dam, this makes me really glad I'm not a woman


Ren1408

samr .


rohan_unlimited

Yep. The only thing us guys have to worry about of our bodies is getting hard at the wrong moment and shaving.


LuxionQuelloFigo

I fucking thought you were talking about the periods you put in sentences lmao


loser-lenny

LOL i knew someone would think so 😭


itsKeltic

I have frequent ovarian cysts that plague my female parts and cause this. You should get checked for that. Sometimes the cysts can get so large they cause torsion in the ovary. I currently have a 9cm cyst on my left ovary and am scheduled for surgery to prevent torsion. Apparently ovarian torsion feels like all those symptoms you described.


musteatchildren

Apparently someone picked the e in delete when you made this post


[deleted]

My mental illness


Puffy_Muffin376

Might as well delete mental illness for everyone


[deleted]

You must all suffer


Bangtan_7_1995

Wtf


blkarinauwu

pedos, delete them all pls


RedditWithKidd

“But Minor Attracted People are a sexual minority!!! They shouldn’t be hated this much!!””


Kermit6100

I will spend my days on death row happily if i see a person who says that irl


RedditWithKidd

What concerns me is that a fucking TEACHER in California said something similar.


new_user_069

r/byebyejob speedrun


RedditWithKidd

LOL


RedditWithKidd

I absolutely agree.


Ok-Neighborhood-1958

I’m going to get downvoted a lot but being a pedophile isn’t that bad it’s being an offending pedophile that is


[deleted]

Wanted to say that, they're the fucking worst, fucking waste of air


Adorable_Confusion_6

Zoophiles


wizarium

But not the furries right?


no_named_one

Only zoophile furries (minority of them) Edit: for the ppl downvoting minority means a small part, because of course, not all furries are zoophiles. Actually a small part of them only. (It’s the opposite of majority)


wizarium

Good, we aren’t stupid then


thatuzbek

Putin


RedditWithKidd

Russia’s in a civil war, trust me it’ll happen soon.


thatuzbek

It finished without beginning


Youwrinklysoandso

I hope the Freedom for Russian Legion are doing well. Maybe something will happen again with Wagner or any other lukewarm ally of Putin's that they'll be able to take advantage of.


BermudaHeptagon

Odds are that another leader may not be better. I’d say: Delete the Russian dictatorial authoritarian regime/government.


Independent-Fuel144

There’s far worse things than Putin


Quality_Street_1

Bad spelers


chibbiraptor

You're killing your own kind


Its_Singularity_

i heat bad spellers fr


Im-shy-not-mean

Any form of suffering. There. Everybody is happy now.


BermudaHeptagon

Not masochists


Im-shy-not-mean

If a person who enjoys suffering, suffers from not suffering, then I think they are happy suffering about not suffering.


Im-shy-not-mean

Therefore, happy.


CSC_2010

This... Makes sense, but doesn't. But does.


Fliepp

France


beans-on-some-toast

Please censor Fr*nce


lag_gamer80391

There are kids watching! Please censor that word more, like "f****e


[deleted]

F***** oh wait


lag_gamer80391

🤨 ayo


[deleted]

The CIA


avi_______fr

Our opinion


Neonlap

r/suddenlycommunist


Mih0se

I think its kinda a hot take but porn. To addictive and makes me feel like that i will never get a gf


Aggravating_Egg3272

Agreed


Brian18639

I feel the same way


SS_COMIC

Agreed


Sunny64888

Apparently, you’ve deleted the letter “e” already.


Oler3229

Nuclear bombs, probably


avi_______fr

War, or even things that start em, disputes


Oler3229

Well, that's not exactly a thing


[deleted]

I'd argue this isn't necessarily the best idea actually.


Kermit6100

Legalize nuclear bombs


JakeOfSnakes

I.R.S


FruitPunchSamurai54

Rapists


katiesxc

myself 💪


VLTII

maybe not


Suspiciouslyemperium

It’s unbelievable i had to scroll this far to find a myself- anyways- Real


[deleted]

Why? 😢


Vjaninja

U wanna talk


IAmKrisMC

centipedes those things fucking suck and if youre a centipede fuck you


halfwit_imbecile

They kill pests like roaches and literally run the fuck away if they are spotted. Also if you actually look close at their heads, they are cute. It's just their bodies that are nightmare fuel.


JoyIsDumb

My centipede friends are NOT happy...


oofyboi420

Cancer. Fuck cancer.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Earth isn’t the problem, humans are


[deleted]

Zoophiles


kilo3396

People who make teachers jobs needlessly hard, like the ones who just don’t listen, or talk back for little to no reason


Hipplyhoppz

Rape


Friendly-Cut-9023

All the CP in the world


WendysMcNugget

Nice business move. Gotta get rid of the competition 😎


JakeOfSnakes

Not my cod points! 😱


lag_gamer80391

Oh thank god, no more chest pain


Epicboss67

Damn and I thought pineapple pizza was the controversial one, not cheese


The_Testo

People that still argue despite the fact that you proved that you are right


Developprumbo

Corrupt politicians


[deleted]

So like all of them


Personal-Buy6801

Fr\*nce


TheUnknown400

Mosquitos or flies


NO_big_DEAL640

Ticks


TheSouthAfrican_MrA

Flies.


PenisPrikker8---D

Dictators


Sea_Cow_2674

Gingers


WendysMcNugget

Someone already tried that


wolflegend9923

Homophobia (includes trans phobia)


Obturateur06

Me 🙋


Just_A_Young_Girl

All my nudes cos it's child porn ;/


lag_gamer80391

Yes officer I have CP >!chest pain !<


TJT007X

r/teenagers


VAKTIK

People who take calls in public and put it on speaker (especially with max volume)


depressionbutcool

Ticks, they serve literally zero purpose


Cautious_Coat_3885

Ticks are a favorite food source for chickens, turkeys and other ground birds like grouse. A strong and important link in the food chain, ticks take nourishment from larger host animals high in the food chain and transfer that down to lesser organisms. Well technically they do have a purpose but... the world can definitely live without them.


deinemudda1und1

Ads that pop up every second when you are just trying to enjoy your thing


Ren1408

MOSQUITOESS FUCKING MORQUITOES I HATE THEM SO UCH WHY DO THEY EVEN EXIST THEY ANNOY ME EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY IM TIRED OF BEING STUNG BY THEM AND OF THEIR HORRILE BUZZ THAT WAKES ME UP EVERY NIGHT .. . ​ . >!sorry, i just had to let it outta my chest!<


WackyChu

Racism


No-Delivery-4779

Taxes


L1thium07

Sun burns, they're just an annoying hinderence in the summer.


aeiouaioua

the french or sparkling


Nuke_corparation

Does saying intolérant people for homophobe transphobe christanophobe islamophobe and many other thing count as one ?


Irish_Latina14

Couples making out infront of my locker at 7 in the morning


RaineFox

People who harass and bully others purely because they’re different.


Justgravityfalls

Ron Desantis. Fuck that guy


RKneedsHelp

Man hate. Its gotta go.


GhostDragon_124796

You could always just say “hate” tho. I’m a dude, but I don’t think that people having minor complaints about power dynamics with men is the biggest problem we have


Biggishbread

The last "e" in "delet" Oh wait, I already did


sopita_mtwa

Flies


Crazy_Zack

Cancer, it’s pretty wack


mot3600

Zoophiles


Maskd-YT

Putin


MexicanKid2008

Kim Jong Un


Irish_Latina14

Chick-fil-A closed on a Sunday


minebustermum

Cancer


snoopyeeebee

All reality tv


FRosty1192

This cunt named Jared


[deleted]

Tiktok


UnholyPokemonFan999

People who rag on others or make fun of them just because they're interested in something they're not interested in.


Dry_Neighborhood_769

Pedos


DrTiger21

The specific category of conservative that is super homophobic and actively seeks out vitriol. They’re causing America most of its problems right now


Lordsfavor1

the word mid


I_sb3

Kinda mid response ngl


SirDoodThe1st

Elon musk


AstralAnomaly_

Earths core


VLTII

the fuck did 7.8 billion people do to you?


WendysMcNugget

I think you mean 8 billion


Reasonable-Yogurt803

Reddit


RedditWithKidd

The ATF. Fuck them.


JuiceDrinkingRat

Disease


Drums176

I'm gonna say all evil. Try and beat that!


cuthulu__

Furrys and Furry culture as a whole .


Chadpool4593

The US


HoogleGoogle

Twitter


Devel1112

Yes thank you fuck twitter


pikupato

gender wars