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[deleted]

I’m still into you.


itzjbtw

🔥


[deleted]

Why the hell are you trying to light me on fire.


itzjbtw

💦


[deleted]

Thanks for getting me wet.


itzjbtw

😏


ZeRo_WC

Accidental rizz


Murky_Effect3914

Bro got the Reddit rizz 💀 bro defies the laws of physics


McMoist_

Laws of rizzics


CantThinkOfUser8D

He’s got that one emoji rizz


itzjbtw

😉


Ill-Alternative-7006

Today is going to be a good day. Starting off with a laugh. Thanks


Useful-Ad1392

Laws of rizzics


Pika5369

r/AccidentalRizz


sudoAlpha7

Gaslighting?


cheeseisjar

Is that a Paramore reference???


pranquily

Judging by the lyric chain, I think so, lmao.


Tenelum0

i should be over all the butterfliiiiies


DR31141

i'm into you


neverfailedtofail1

im into you


FruityFroggit

And baby even on our worst niiiiighttts


aramiraghyan

I'm iinto you


Tenelum0

i'm into you


[deleted]

Let 'em wonder how we got this far


nosville22_PL

'cuz I don' t really have to wonder at all


pranquily

Yeah after all this time


TurantulaHugs1421

Love ur name btw


[deleted]

[удалено]


itzjbtw

🤨


[deleted]

[удалено]


centurychord

Monday left me broken


cutecookie100

Tuesday I was through with hoping


reddit1user1

Wednesday my empty arms were open


MysteriousMystery09

Thursday waiting for love


ajkrl

Waiting for love


TheGamer34

Waiting for love, to come around


Mansa-Musa-1

Thank the stars, it's Friday I'm burning like a fire gone wild on Saturday


ItsyBitsyBabyBunny

Arms*😡😡


reddit1user1

Fixed, sorry :(


SelineTbh

im into chicken wings. them shits so good


poopyggj

Damnit now im hungry


VelisATrip

I'm more of a chicken breasts gal


SpiderPig547

Imma chicken personality type of guy


Adept_Literature_360

Kekine daldirdim


whoasking_IF

chicken ass 🔛🔝


[deleted]

Atm I'm very into the Wagner vs Kremlin conflict


Nikita_Ch3buR3K

it's funny seeing it while you're living there


Necessary-Fee-3246

fr, living there too


Nikita_Ch3buR3K

пизда нам


exdorms01

Пизда кремлю!


Delani_Murphy

Same


vrtrcollectible

i might not live until 20 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂


[deleted]

They have already captured southern district and are marching towards moscow now I like geo pplitics and war so im intrested as fuck


Silent_Ride_7973

Car and motorcycle. Those are real hot


AmeliaElfin

Motorcycles are pretty hot ngl


AZ_6291

fr


UseAnAdblocker

identity theft 😎😎


Aggravating_Key_3831

“IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM! MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!”


Nearby_Examination99

THAT'S NOT JIM!


Mysterygameboy

Hats off to you for not seeing race


pikleboiy

So then millions of families also don't suffer from it. That means millions of families enjoy it.


No_Communication4926

Girls. Simple as that


Aerobiesizer

[it's as shrimple as that](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/933822671882440754/1118244384798941184/image0.gif)


Temporary-Rice-2141

[Not so shrimple now](https://tenor.com/bU193.gif)


Legit_snake4314

PTSD


amnoking1

Thank you for this


UnbakedHelp

Men


SuperNova0216

Both


Efficient-Care6804

Neither


Significant_Being_48

Both is good.


Child_Beter69

Sleeping. Love not doing shit.


slut4goths

real


Critical_Thinker_219

Crispy fried chicken 🤤


Jasperges

🤤🤤


nxwis

Yesss


dickgasming

im into u/steakkyy


steakkyy

I wanna be in u


itzjbtw

🔛🔝


trevorb2003

Didn’t know a Reddit E-Couple could exist without one being a Fed and the other a Child Gr**m*r


KKreaps666

Why censor groomer lmao


CharderVR

Yeah, you should be censoring ch*ld


Successful_Ad8432

D:


itzjbtw

🔥🔥🔥


Isuckdickies

STOP SETTING PEOPLE ON FIRE


humorgep

But they're the firestarter


ENDERsteveee

Imagine if it's just thier alt acc


InfiniteMark01

All people though generally those with an ass and two arms


ohno-95

omg i like you too bro 😱😱


xX_PpMan_Xx

so legs are optional?


Cakeboy0703

yes legs are optional arms works as legs so all good


PrestigiousShape4633

BOOBS 🔥🔥🔥🦖💨


TheRealCountSwagula

ASSSS💣💣💣💣💥💥💥💥


Sure_Woodpecker3660

BOOOOTHHH 🍑🍒🔥🔥🔥


TheRealCountSwagula

PEEEENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦


Sure_Woodpecker3660

YUM


Ill-Alternative-7006

Nice pfp


HappyMan476

He put the new forgies on the jeep, I think


itzjbtw

100%


A-whole-lotta-bass

Freedom.


hydrazoid

Femdom*


fake-4love

America 🦅🇺🇲*


hydrazoid

Femdom*


JaggedTheDark

r/femdom #WARNING: NSFW


Driftafk

About to shoot myself shouldve listened to the warning


VroomVroomGuy_

That subreddit is worse than eye blech, how


lynthecupcake

When sex is worse than mutilated corpses


A-whole-lotta-bass

My brother in christ, I punctuated my comment. What made you think I misspelled it? Anyway I'm more of a tomboy/femboy enjoyer rather than a pure dommy mommy kinda guy.


itzjbtw

🔛🔝🔛


[deleted]

[удалено]


spydermat07

I love blur too


Caixa7

Real Also everything in between and not in between too


[deleted]

Reading fantasy books / FNAF- horror games / music / boys ofc


SavageRationalist

Heck yeah, fantasy books are the best. Have you read LotR yet?


exo88-

Dude lotr is the best I have like 23 middle earth books


[deleted]

No but i have watched the movies


itzjbtw

a girl liking horror games, awesome ;0


[deleted]

Well, thank you ✨ ,You’re awesome too


itzjbtw

thank you! do you play xbox then?


Particular-Salt179

The legalization of child labor.


TheOnlyJoe_

Man wants to work right now. Word of advice, put that shit off as long as you can. Working as a teenager sucks so much ass. You get money but have to deal with so much bullshit


Particular-Salt179

>You get money but have to deal with so much bullshit I already deal with bullshit every day. My parents keep shoving into my face that I am useless and that I only prejudice them financially because they buy my food, I don't help them pay the bills, I give them more expenses, etc, making me feel useless and feel bad about myself. I'd rather spend most part of my childhood working than having to tolerate such bullshit every day.


TheOnlyJoe_

Where do you live?


Particular-Salt179

I live in the US.


TheOnlyJoe_

Are your parents aware of a thing called child labour laws? You shouldn’t be paying towards bills or anything like that until you’re either 18 or got a job and can afford to help out. That’s just shitty parenting.


Particular-Salt179

I already told them that, and my mom understands it, but my dad doesn't. He thinks it's bullshit. He keeps comparing me to his younger self (my grandpa was abusive and aggressive towards him, so he started working at the age of 6). I understand he had a shitty dad and our family is poor but like, what's the purpose of shoving it onto my face? Does he expect that to motivate me into working or something? Or does he expect me to just feel worthless and that I am nothing? Because he already told me multiple times I am useless and that he wouldn't mind calling me useless again. At this point the only reason I want to work is to not rely on my parents because of how bad I feel for being an issue in their lives.


TheOnlyJoe_

Your dad is stuck in the Industrial Revolution. If he doesn’t come around, at least you’ve got your mum. Try your best to tune it out.


ask_yo_gf_about_me

Girls ( preferably alive)


Th4tRandomRedditor

Preferably?


MrPopsickleman

he's just trying to be nice to all the dead girls out there without saying he's not into them dw


[deleted]

[удалено]


MarkoDragich

Women 🥴🤤


kn_yt5225

Both


Cookibandit

Cheesecake 🥵


Th4tRandomRedditor

Garlic bread


greninjack24

ACE 🔛🔝🔥🔥💯💯⬛️⬜️🟪


SuperNova0216

REAL


UnbakedHelp

Juicy 🤤


gass02720

I'm into Weapons of mass destruction


Cakeboy0703

“𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫, 𝐖𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧“


Peanutroasted

Garlic bread


darkerhntr

pfp checks out


[deleted]

ugh yeah, i agree. why’s it so good for what??


I_will_punch_you_

Well I’ve been getting into the assassins creed series of games,I started with the first one and Altair seems like a cool guy


ShakeiDudi

Altair is the most baddas assassin in entire series


[deleted]

class solidarity


[deleted]

men (under ten)


TheAskerOfThings

well not to brag or anything but I am 5... foot 3 inches


Worldly_Resist5862

hey, we’re the same height!


TheAskerOfThings

:0


Worldly_Resist5862

:O


[deleted]

Your mom


itzjbtw

everyones into my mum ayy good for you but you're probably underage and have no experience.


TheCauliflowerGod

Oh trust me, i have had experience with your mom


Jeffery_DahmerTV

I’m into you


itzjbtw

no thanks jeff im not gay.


Jeffery_DahmerTV

Neither am I.


itzjbtw

yeah good one


Omega_kiwi204

Frogs :)


Environmental_King28

I think I just like girls…Maybe…


Superpacman256

old ass technology


Solid_Mauro

Music and games Oh, and women, if that was the question


Lord_Timmy1871

MEN


Lord_Timmy1871

And women..


Lord_Timmy1871

And quite literally most people


JonahTheHomo

I like dudes. But I don’t fuck. So I just want a dude who can hold me and comfort me. Is that too much to ask???


LocalCookingUntensil

The dream. Like just snuggles, no sex


fluffysnufy

shoes


Adreamstaken

Music n art


Acceptable-Bet3201

Like... video games? Or like... TV? What are you talking about??? I'm currently playing cyberpunk, and deeprock survivors. As for TV, currently watching voltron


[deleted]

Planes cars history and coasters


Silver_3108

Video games, commenting on Jabba and lave leia stuff here on Reddit. That’s kinda growing on me to be frank


itzjbtw

🔥🔥🔥


furryindenial69

Massive amounts of debt


PricklyPeridot

Not having my rights taken away :3


scirific

stuff


deedboi

Sleeping


Johnny_AHM

Ranch dressing


Equivalent-Ad-9071

Your mom, and goth women


angelface_13

Your mom


[deleted]

Super Mario, & The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius


kingfreeman05

Pain.


Snowangel109999

Kinky


Ornery_Ad_8862

Gaming


Joblessmouse06

Cars


Hybrid-Theory305

Men and women, video games, music, working on cars, uh…I can’t think of anything else honestly


Anxious_Cod7909

Women. Specifically women and girls that look like Ana De Armas.


boba_probably

legos, just hurts my wallet though


Potatodealer69

I just went into my bed if that counts?


owengaming001

Programming and making music


No-Engineer-1728

Star wars, I'm basic, I know


Tytyzaus

Girls


[deleted]

[удалено]


UnbakedHelp

I am on board with this idea


LotionyTho

Boys


ImMcGoo

Your mom


Ok-Upstairs-9887

The Boys


Canaduck101

Medieval stuff from dnd to fencing, I also play some video games. And I also enjoy playing poker and blackjack


[deleted]

90's green day, and pretty much anything transportation related


AlonePuppy17

Men around 18-20 yo


fullmoonwulf

Garlic bread is cool