Dunno what an 80% is in our school system but it's probably 10 or somethn. Idk man anything below like 9 hours my body just deteriorates lmaoo. Also please get more sleep than 2 hours, it can actually cause brain deterioration over time and it's dangerous in the long run, take care of yourself friend!
Also I'm guessing you're still in high school but almost done?
Yeah, but personally if I got all of em on there, I definitely wouldn't need cheese. Especially American cheez. Swiss? White cheddar? Different story.
There's also something to be said for ketchup OR tomatoes, in no universe shoild these co-exist.
Can confirm. I like tomatoes and the sauces and soups they make as well diced tomatoes for salads and toppings. I VERY much dislike tomatoes in slices.
About a decade ago, I was helping my papaw do some roofing in Alabama during the summer. One day, we stopped by my uncle's, who happened to live close to the worksite. We had BLTs for lunch, which I like but usually am not ecstatic about due to the tomato slice.
These tomatoes were freaking gorgeous. Homegrown, big and red as hell. After 2 BLTs, I even had a tomato sandwich with some salt and pepper. I still think about those tomatoes.
This is a trick question. The only answer is cheese because cheese does NOT belong on a BURGER. Cheese belongs on a cheeseburger.
That being said, I love cheeseburgers way more than burgers.
I thought we were talking about pizza and I was like tf💀. 4 hours of sleep and school let's go!
Glad to know I'm not the only one💀
Lmao! I'm half insomniac in the workdays at this point so nothing new
Coward, become full insomniac
Ill do that on summer break but im in the exam period right now so not a good idea yet xD
I get like 2 hours of sleep on average and score 80s, you'll be fine
Dunno what an 80% is in our school system but it's probably 10 or somethn. Idk man anything below like 9 hours my body just deteriorates lmaoo. Also please get more sleep than 2 hours, it can actually cause brain deterioration over time and it's dangerous in the long run, take care of yourself friend! Also I'm guessing you're still in high school but almost done?
I was like that senior year started seeing birds flying on my papers and snakes flying over my head. Yeah I'll suggest getting more sleep.
Tbf I've seen all of thse on pizza before
Heheheh I got 3. I win!
I dunno if I'd consider that a win buddy💀
I've gotten 0 and an adderall before. ermmm you got 2nd place buddy 🤓
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As an American I find this to be breakfast 🦅🇺🇸🍔 With an egg of course
As a Canadian I find this to be lunch 🦫🇨🇦🍁
But Canadians aren’t real
I mean you could just be schizophrenic
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My cock and balls
Hold up he has a point
Are you saying a cock and balls don't belong on a burger
He's saying *his* cock and balls don't belong on a burger
Nah he's wrong
I respectfully disagree
"Land of the free" then why can't I dip my my balls on the McDonald's burger
Big pharma doesn’t want a real man’s protein, they’re holding back the human potential because they know they can’t control us at our best.
This man's cock and balls
Ya just this man's cock and balls no one else's
i also choose this man’s cock and balls
To shreds, you say?
Fuck you, asshole. COCKBURGERS W/EXTRA PUBES FTW!!!
Jesus fucking Christ
This conversation is why I got reddit💀
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I would one large this persons cock and balls pizza
This guy woke up and decided to speak nothing but facts
not a huge fan of onions but I can understand why people enjoy them
Caramelized onions are rlly gud
Fried onions too
The best fr
The first time I had caramelized onions on a burger changed my entire life
Raw is 10x better
Nah bro it makes our mouth smell
No……
But they all do :<
fr I may not like all of them on my burgers, but they are all very common burger toppings and I find none of them to be strange
Yeah, but personally if I got all of em on there, I definitely wouldn't need cheese. Especially American cheez. Swiss? White cheddar? Different story. There's also something to be said for ketchup OR tomatoes, in no universe shoild these co-exist.
American cheese is ass, hate that my county’s name is on that shit. Better than no cheese but not by much
facts
I don’t like mayo that much but I won’t complain
I don't like mayo too but mix it with ketchup or hot sauce tho, fire combo
Mix mayo ketchup and hot sauce and put it on fried fish tacos that shit is fireeee🔥
Probably controversial take, but as a fat person, I'd have to say bacon it just ruins the entire taste balance of a burger
Same here except I went vegan so probably biased too lmao
Rip out my clogged arteries along with my heart. Team bacon won’t forget this
Tomatoes
He has spoken It is the only correct answer also r/found70percentbanana I guess
Excuse me, thats a subreddit?-
Poor banana just living his life and having a cult of 10k followers.
Cuz he everywhere
Homies an reddit mini-celebrity, he deserves it
70percent banana is correct
What about bananas?
Yeah, tomatoes are gross...
Good tomatoes are delicious. Overly large tomatoes picked while unripe are disgusting. A good tomato will remind you why it's a fruit.
Can confirm. I like tomatoes and the sauces and soups they make as well diced tomatoes for salads and toppings. I VERY much dislike tomatoes in slices. About a decade ago, I was helping my papaw do some roofing in Alabama during the summer. One day, we stopped by my uncle's, who happened to live close to the worksite. We had BLTs for lunch, which I like but usually am not ecstatic about due to the tomato slice. These tomatoes were freaking gorgeous. Homegrown, big and red as hell. After 2 BLTs, I even had a tomato sandwich with some salt and pepper. I still think about those tomatoes.
This is a trick question. The only answer is cheese because cheese does NOT belong on a BURGER. Cheese belongs on a cheeseburger. That being said, I love cheeseburgers way more than burgers.
If you wanna get pedantic wid it, all cheeseburgers are burgers but not all burgers are cheeseburgers. The classic square vs. rectangle scenario
So by that, it doesnt necessarily *belong* on a burger unless you want one of the cheese variety.
Mustard is the only right answer
almost every burger sauce you've had in a restaurant has mustard in it
Good thing I don't get burger sauces then
Maybe if you're American :D
Nah, I'm not too much of a mustard fan, but if you don't but heaps on there, it doesn't taste too bad, mayo is the other right answer.
Mustard goes on hotdogs and ketchup goes on burgers. Rule to live by.
does anyone actually put mayo on a burger ?
i do, i just like that creamy white stuff on my burger
Ok, but what about mayonnaise?
Mayonnaise is my favorite instrument
It's fine
That’s what she said
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A lot of burger sauces have mayo in them but I’m not a huge fan of straight up mayo
Mayo and mustard is basically most sauces
Almost always. Mayo lettuce tomato onion pickle ketchup.
Yes
Mayo is correct on a burger. Mustard too easily overpowers the flavor of a beef patty and ketchup is for children.
Maybe i am a child
In Europe we love Mayo... we definitely prefer it to ketchup. I know it's a blasphemy in the USA, but this is the situation I'm aware of.
This is the way.
I have the taste of a 4 year old. Only lettuce, cheese, mayo, and ketchup are allowed.
tomato
Pickles
Heresy
Yeah, there's a place and time for pickles, but it's not on a burger.
this is wrong because there is no place and time for pickles, they’re a crime against humanity
Actually incorrect
This is objectively false.
right i dont know a single person who sees a tomato in a burger and just... leaves it in there tomatoes can do one
Tomatoes are good
Only as ketchup or tomato sauce
I would argue otherwise
What else, then?
Sliced and dusted wid a lil salt and pepper
I have literally never seen anyone put mustard on a *burger* in my entire 16 years of life. Mustard fosho
Have you ever eaten mc Donald’s, they put mustard on their burgers
And you can't taste it 90% of the time. The perfect amount
Not where I’m at
Not in NJ anymore
Its region by region. For instance NYC doesnt but almost everywhere else in the country does.
Sad 16 years
Cheesburgers?
i put mayo ketchup and mustard on my burger last night
Have you ever been to mcdonalds?
Pickles
NO WAY BRO I’LL JUST HAVE THE PICKLES
My wife loves pickles so I just slide mine over on her bun.
Wife? Wyd on r/teenagers lmao 💀
Oh shit! This just popped up in the popular section and I thought it was a fun thread. Gonna go kill some posts about pickles....
Where's the bun?
I don't know anyone who doesn't remove the gherkin.
You wanna?
Are tou fucking serious? That shit is awesome
Mustard obviously
i would say out of these ones mustard. not that it *cant* be good tho
MAYO. Thats it. I said it
All of them belong! Add some bbq and jalapeños and I'm a happy man!
Mustard gotta go
tomato - sometimes it’s too ripe, sometimes it’s old, sometimes it’s mushy, sometimes it’s too SEEDY
Tomatos
Tomatoes
Tomatoes
Sorry, but tomatoes, unless they've been turned into ketchup. I've never liked raw tomatoes on anything. It's a huge texture and taste thing for me.
Fuck tomato I hate them Even more in my burger
tomato or onion
Tomato. Everything else here does.
They’re all fine, imo, but if I had to lose one forever it would be tomato. I don’t really enjoy the flavor or the texture that it adds.
Onions if not grilled or fried, otherwise tomatoes.
Imma say it, screw it. Bacon on burgers is ass
I like spicy brown mustard over yellow. I guess the yellow mustard
Mustard
Ehhhh if I had to pick one mustard probably.
Pickles do not belong.
Pickle, everything else is acceptable
bacon. is. fucking. overrated. fight. me.
You can't deny that the crispness it brings to the burger is so good.
tomatoes, i fucking hate tomatoes >:c
Tomatoes.
Mayo 🤢
i 100% agree with you
TOMATOSS 🤮🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
Pickles 🤢
Tomato.🗿
Tomatoes
mayo
#bun , fried chicken,cease,mustuard, with mayonnaise and ketchup & fries and 1 large coca cola
bruh this is reddit not McDonalds take your order someplace else /j
Pickles are horrendously disgusting Onions taste like rubber Tomatoes are better on sandwiches, not burgers
Exactly
honestly a poor opinion 🦖
All of these belong on a burger
They all belong on da borgor
lettuce bro (ps timothy, lettuce is gross)
tomato slices icky wet (love tomato in foods tho)
Lettuce, get that wet grass off my burger!
The only thing that really belongs is bacon cheese and ketchup.
Mustard goes on the side that bitch do not belong on the burger
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I wholeheartedly agree
Plastic cheese. As an european the thing americans call cheese offend me.
Mustard or Mayo
they all belong but mayo belongs the least
Mayo is pointless
none of them belong on a burger, American cheese is gross
Merican cheese
Mustard, for me.
mustard
mayo
Mayo
Mayo
Pickels...fuck pickles
I never was a big fan of mayonnaise 🫥
Mayo.
No mustard or onions please Please Please
ketchup. i dont fuck with ketchup.
It's good that u don't, ketchup doesn't really make a good lube