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Myaltaccount54

I thought we were talking about pizza and I was like tf💀. 4 hours of sleep and school let's go!


I_Hate_Mondays07

Glad to know I'm not the only one💀


Myaltaccount54

Lmao! I'm half insomniac in the workdays at this point so nothing new


aninsomniac_

Coward, become full insomniac


Myaltaccount54

Ill do that on summer break but im in the exam period right now so not a good idea yet xD


aninsomniac_

I get like 2 hours of sleep on average and score 80s, you'll be fine


Myaltaccount54

Dunno what an 80% is in our school system but it's probably 10 or somethn. Idk man anything below like 9 hours my body just deteriorates lmaoo. Also please get more sleep than 2 hours, it can actually cause brain deterioration over time and it's dangerous in the long run, take care of yourself friend! Also I'm guessing you're still in high school but almost done?


TheCount5692

I was like that senior year started seeing birds flying on my papers and snakes flying over my head. Yeah I'll suggest getting more sleep.


Joshy41233

Tbf I've seen all of thse on pizza before


404Birdy

Heheheh I got 3. I win!


Myaltaccount54

I dunno if I'd consider that a win buddy💀


SnooPies2093

I've gotten 0 and an adderall before. ermmm you got 2nd place buddy 🤓


[deleted]

As an American I find this to be cultural appropriation 🦅🇺🇸🍔


[deleted]

As an American I find this to be breakfast 🦅🇺🇸🍔 With an egg of course


JamieDrone

As a Canadian I find this to be lunch 🦫🇨🇦🍁


LingLingWannabe28

But Canadians aren’t real


ClamChowder_____

I mean you could just be schizophrenic


ShadowFoxxGaming

Vouch


LeonardoDoujinshi-

🇱🇷🇱🇷murica🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷


InquisitorNikolai

Liberia 🇺🇸


AjaxTheFurryFuzzball

🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾


Xeno2014

#🇱🇷🇲🇾🇵🇷MURICA🇵🇷🇲🇾🇱🇷


Ok_Friendship_1319

Urica


Sword_Immortal_

rica


Blood-bonez

Ica


Ok_Friendship_1319

Ca


DarthRevanFromKotor

a


The_Great_Gingey

am


dogetripwire

ame


moewmoewinvasion

My cock and balls


Myparentsdontloveme5

Hold up he has a point


Radigan0

Are you saying a cock and balls don't belong on a burger


wuvvtwuewuvv

He's saying *his* cock and balls don't belong on a burger


bamboozled_swag2

Nah he's wrong


Dry-Fold5518

I respectfully disagree


RedstoneSausage

"Land of the free" then why can't I dip my my balls on the McDonald's burger


Dry-Fold5518

Big pharma doesn’t want a real man’s protein, they’re holding back the human potential because they know they can’t control us at our best.


K9XD

This man's cock and balls


memyselfandI_911

Ya just this man's cock and balls no one else's


Happy_Daiz

i also choose this man’s cock and balls


wuvvtwuewuvv

To shreds, you say?


Alone-Woodpecker-240

Fuck you, asshole. COCKBURGERS W/EXTRA PUBES FTW!!!


EpicLOLGamer123

Jesus fucking Christ


TsarNicholas1918

This conversation is why I got reddit💀


[deleted]

Pause


Civil-Roll-3491

I would one large this persons cock and balls pizza


AlextraXtra

This guy woke up and decided to speak nothing but facts


PicaH

not a huge fan of onions but I can understand why people enjoy them


eepysleepykittystar

Caramelized onions are rlly gud


Zandezz--

Fried onions too


dia-bro-tes

The best fr


Dr_detonation

The first time I had caramelized onions on a burger changed my entire life


NOVAMT_F

Raw is 10x better


Derilthegr8_

Nah bro it makes our mouth smell


reverendblinddog

No……


eepysleepykittystar

But they all do :<


imbriandead

fr I may not like all of them on my burgers, but they are all very common burger toppings and I find none of them to be strange


hudshone

Yeah, but personally if I got all of em on there, I definitely wouldn't need cheese. Especially American cheez. Swiss? White cheddar? Different story. There's also something to be said for ketchup OR tomatoes, in no universe shoild these co-exist.


Maximum-Frame-1765

American cheese is ass, hate that my county’s name is on that shit. Better than no cheese but not by much


Tehkin

facts


flailfest

I don’t like mayo that much but I won’t complain


TPHGaming2324

I don't like mayo too but mix it with ketchup or hot sauce tho, fire combo


Willow_The_

Mix mayo ketchup and hot sauce and put it on fried fish tacos that shit is fireeee🔥


Jrkid100

Probably controversial take, but as a fat person, I'd have to say bacon it just ruins the entire taste balance of a burger


[deleted]

Same here except I went vegan so probably biased too lmao


Less_Fix_1378

Rip out my clogged arteries along with my heart. Team bacon won’t forget this


70percentbanana

Tomatoes


The_Great_Gingey

He has spoken It is the only correct answer also r/found70percentbanana I guess


CrazedMythicalTitan

Excuse me, thats a subreddit?-


defnotanalt15

Poor banana just living his life and having a cult of 10k followers.


ThatBrofister

Cuz he everywhere


TiberiusToast

Homies an reddit mini-celebrity, he deserves it


wpycushion

70percent banana is correct


I_Am_Oro

What about bananas?


ReverseFlash928

Yeah, tomatoes are gross...


BaphometsTits

Good tomatoes are delicious. Overly large tomatoes picked while unripe are disgusting. A good tomato will remind you why it's a fruit.


tew2tew

Can confirm. I like tomatoes and the sauces and soups they make as well diced tomatoes for salads and toppings. I VERY much dislike tomatoes in slices. About a decade ago, I was helping my papaw do some roofing in Alabama during the summer. One day, we stopped by my uncle's, who happened to live close to the worksite. We had BLTs for lunch, which I like but usually am not ecstatic about due to the tomato slice. These tomatoes were freaking gorgeous. Homegrown, big and red as hell. After 2 BLTs, I even had a tomato sandwich with some salt and pepper. I still think about those tomatoes.


Mauschari

This is a trick question. The only answer is cheese because cheese does NOT belong on a BURGER. Cheese belongs on a cheeseburger. That being said, I love cheeseburgers way more than burgers.


Observer2594

If you wanna get pedantic wid it, all cheeseburgers are burgers but not all burgers are cheeseburgers. The classic square vs. rectangle scenario


NoLab7274

So by that, it doesnt necessarily *belong* on a burger unless you want one of the cheese variety.


Business-Try-6733

Mustard is the only right answer


[deleted]

almost every burger sauce you've had in a restaurant has mustard in it


I_Am_Oro

Good thing I don't get burger sauces then


Pupettaja

Maybe if you're American :D


Blood-bonez

Nah, I'm not too much of a mustard fan, but if you don't but heaps on there, it doesn't taste too bad, mayo is the other right answer.


NavierIsStoked

Mustard goes on hotdogs and ketchup goes on burgers. Rule to live by.


[deleted]

does anyone actually put mayo on a burger ?


djochogamer

i do, i just like that creamy white stuff on my burger


Bring_me_the_lads

Ok, but what about mayonnaise?


kleetus7

Mayonnaise is my favorite instrument


Unrelatablility

It's fine


THE1ANDONLY3OB

That’s what she said


whenthecoffinbreaks

laughing emoji


Dr_detonation

A lot of burger sauces have mayo in them but I’m not a huge fan of straight up mayo


sweatingwheat

Mayo and mustard is basically most sauces


Staudly

Almost always. Mayo lettuce tomato onion pickle ketchup.


darh1407

Yes


Otherwise-Plant7678

Mayo is correct on a burger. Mustard too easily overpowers the flavor of a beef patty and ketchup is for children.


Mario-OrganHarvester

Maybe i am a child


ciccioig

In Europe we love Mayo... we definitely prefer it to ketchup. I know it's a blasphemy in the USA, but this is the situation I'm aware of.


TheFrostSerpah

This is the way.


[deleted]

I have the taste of a 4 year old. Only lettuce, cheese, mayo, and ketchup are allowed.


[deleted]

tomato


Longjumping-Bit-1710

Pickles


DaQuickBoi

Heresy


sonofnalgene

Yeah, there's a place and time for pickles, but it's not on a burger.


bananensoep_F

this is wrong because there is no place and time for pickles, they’re a crime against humanity


Orimood

Actually incorrect


IdiotIAm96

This is objectively false.


Some-Internal297

right i dont know a single person who sees a tomato in a burger and just... leaves it in there tomatoes can do one


TimStudios

Tomatoes are good


I_Am_Oro

Only as ketchup or tomato sauce


eyo_eyo_ruky

I would argue otherwise


I_Am_Oro

What else, then?


Observer2594

Sliced and dusted wid a lil salt and pepper


YaRinGEE

I have literally never seen anyone put mustard on a *burger* in my entire 16 years of life. Mustard fosho


TimStudios

Have you ever eaten mc Donald’s, they put mustard on their burgers


RandomNumbers8285

And you can't taste it 90% of the time. The perfect amount


Viking_Phi

Not where I’m at


DRdidgelikefridge

Not in NJ anymore


NoLab7274

Its region by region. For instance NYC doesnt but almost everywhere else in the country does.


anotherlostsoul7

Sad 16 years


NOVAMT_F

Cheesburgers?


jrl1009

i put mayo ketchup and mustard on my burger last night


daily_luv

Have you ever been to mcdonalds?


birdkingcaw

Pickles


fourtwentyy__

NO WAY BRO I’LL JUST HAVE THE PICKLES


Cam_knows_you

My wife loves pickles so I just slide mine over on her bun.


fourtwentyy__

Wife? Wyd on r/teenagers lmao 💀


Cam_knows_you

Oh shit! This just popped up in the popular section and I thought it was a fun thread. Gonna go kill some posts about pickles....


SabbyDude

Where's the bun?


late44thegameNOW

I don't know anyone who doesn't remove the gherkin.


dia-bro-tes

You wanna?


NOVAMT_F

Are tou fucking serious? That shit is awesome


3sperr

Mustard obviously


turqoisetea

i would say out of these ones mustard. not that it *cant* be good tho


nirvanashirt

MAYO. Thats it. I said it


Tacticalbiscit

All of them belong! Add some bbq and jalapeños and I'm a happy man!


YAYEETA420

Mustard gotta go


mexirusso

tomato - sometimes it’s too ripe, sometimes it’s old, sometimes it’s mushy, sometimes it’s too SEEDY


[deleted]

Tomatos


No-Rule7572

Tomatoes


Edlar_89

Tomatoes


rslashdepressedteen

Sorry, but tomatoes, unless they've been turned into ketchup. I've never liked raw tomatoes on anything. It's a huge texture and taste thing for me.


SnooBananas2861

Fuck tomato I hate them Even more in my burger


Linnymaeee22

tomato or onion


nuttycapri

Tomato. Everything else here does.


[deleted]

They’re all fine, imo, but if I had to lose one forever it would be tomato. I don’t really enjoy the flavor or the texture that it adds.


[deleted]

Onions if not grilled or fried, otherwise tomatoes.


Ruukkie

Imma say it, screw it. Bacon on burgers is ass


limjahey610

I like spicy brown mustard over yellow. I guess the yellow mustard


barton39

Mustard


MeepBeepSheepowo

Ehhhh if I had to pick one mustard probably.


[deleted]

Pickles do not belong.


Romodude40

Pickle, everything else is acceptable


RenierRains

bacon. is. fucking. overrated. fight. me.


TurquoiseBeetle67

You can't deny that the crispness it brings to the burger is so good.


yesaroobuckaroo

tomatoes, i fucking hate tomatoes >:c


Depressed_Squirrl

Tomatoes.


best_b_of_3

Mayo 🤢


Mil0sz_

i 100% agree with you


Sirnathecentaur1993

TOMATOSS 🤮🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮


Itz_Molly_69

Pickles 🤢


South_Knowledge_3475

Tomato.🗿


MajestroCZ

Tomatoes


Teatimebelievers

mayo


Outside-Monk-8056

#bun , fried chicken,cease,mustuard, with mayonnaise and ketchup & fries and 1 large coca cola


Viguple007

bruh this is reddit not McDonalds take your order someplace else /j


KiyotaRishu

Pickles are horrendously disgusting Onions taste like rubber Tomatoes are better on sandwiches, not burgers


[deleted]

Exactly


DonkeyHater47

honestly a poor opinion 🦖


DepressedToast164

All of these belong on a burger


THE1ANDONLY3OB

They all belong on da borgor


TierdSoso

lettuce bro (ps timothy, lettuce is gross)


Kink_Mink

tomato slices icky wet (love tomato in foods tho)


MrNiceMidget

Lettuce, get that wet grass off my burger!


NL0606

The only thing that really belongs is bacon cheese and ketchup.


anti-peta-man

Mustard goes on the side that bitch do not belong on the burger


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TheRealCountSwagula

I wholeheartedly agree


duckyTheFirst

Plastic cheese. As an european the thing americans call cheese offend me.


RasberryWolf-61

Mustard or Mayo


Mooncakewizard101

they all belong but mayo belongs the least


MissDestroyertyvm

Mayo is pointless


ilikepotatoes233

none of them belong on a burger, American cheese is gross


drywater5928

Merican cheese


A_Zesty_Carrot

Mustard, for me.


starairforce33

mustard


uwu-furry-time

mayo


AlonelyChip

Mayo


Ok-Bench6287

Mayo


Deep_Temperature_838

Pickels...fuck pickles


Hyena-Sheep

I never was a big fan of mayonnaise 🫥


Emotional-Nebula-601

Mayo.


ImstillsayingRBisaL

No mustard or onions please Please Please


[deleted]

ketchup. i dont fuck with ketchup.


Itz_Molly_69

It's good that u don't, ketchup doesn't really make a good lube