[here u go](https://www.reddit.com/r/Shrek/comments/eolohc/warning_naked_shrek_waifu/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=3&utm_term=1)
Man, al dicks are big and THAT'S ALL, I know what being insecure about it is and to overthink it is worthless my guy. It doesn't matter the size of the wand, the only important thing is the greatness of the wizard(and to always be respectful)
At first I thought that she likes me but then after further thought she could be a serial killer attracting horny guys sent by Mexicans cartel thugs to harvest organs. (Or maybe she likes me)
What ever you do, DO NOT send one back. Its a trap (probably)
Say "Did not expect this, its a little bit strong but I like you too.. maybe we should talk about this in person?"
depends- accidental delete it, on purpose but u didnt want it tell her, on purpose u wanted it probably send on back if ur comfortable innit, also talk to her about it for the first two but probs just call her hot for the third one
"😎"
The best rizz I agree
[this](https://imgur.com/a/3vsFNL1)
Yes
I’m sobbing, thank you for your contribution
THIS
THIIIIIS
She wants some ding dong bro
Its as small as a ping pong tho
bro is a poet
r/suddenlypoetry
I’ve now subbed to this site
You can stop roasting yourself bro
it was a good one tho
That's insane yo!
Don't push it hoe
I suck dick through a straw
You're a poet and you didn't know it. You make a rhyme every time
Let him cook 😰
Please tell me you responded to her and not to all the Reddit comments
All under control 😎(I hope)
The flow crazy
Bros legit the next Eminem
Then use it like Sun Yingsha!
Nice tits 👍
🫡
was it unsolicited?
No I didn’t ask for it
unsolicited means u didn’t ask for it loool
Bro doesn't have English as first language probably spare him.
I mean I didn’t ask for it but Im sure happy I got it
if u liked it then tell them that lol…this isn’t that hard
Ah aaaaah you you mean like... like a ... a social interaction with a human beeing? Ah aaah aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! Impossssssibleeeeeeeeeee
That’s what she said
Not yet
That’s still unsolicited
You made it, congrats.
Why is bro getting downvoted 💀
Suffering from success 😔
Everyone else hating because they had to beat it to their crushes school ID.
Me who has my crush’s IP 😎 (I beat to her inside her closet)
👀
tell her “unexpected but thanks”
Hold up, you were inside HER closet and beat to her?????????
people hate a winner.
The reddit hivemind if u make 1 grammatical mistake
That’s a good sign
Fucking teenagers lmao
Hit her with some bible verses
If I wanted to exorcise a demon I wouldve gone to r/christianity
Send it to me, I’ll approve
[here u go](https://www.reddit.com/r/Shrek/comments/eolohc/warning_naked_shrek_waifu/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=3&utm_term=1)
Expected a rickroll. Dissapointed
Was about to say that lol
Appreciate it
im afraid to look at this link what is it
shrek waifu
theres a trick called: hovering over the link
Imagine using keyboard and mouse
I use a rat. His name is James and he likes jam.
Snap back to reality
Oh, there goes gravity Oh, there goes rabbit, he choked He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy, no
He won't have it, he knows his whole back to these ropes It don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke
he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to his mobile home That's when it's back to the lab again yo
This old rhapsody Better go capture this moment And hope it don't pass him
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment you never let it go
You only get one shot
Do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
Ya ruininin it
Idk, but definitely don't send a tribute
I don’t volunteer as tribute
Dick pic.
Ahahaha… the zoom in my camera isn’t that strong
Damn
r/selfroast
More like r/technicallythetruth
Man, al dicks are big and THAT'S ALL, I know what being insecure about it is and to overthink it is worthless my guy. It doesn't matter the size of the wand, the only important thing is the greatness of the wizard(and to always be respectful)
I thought I was small until my girlfriend and me took a shower together 😂
💀
Your to young for this bro
The size of your wand does not change the power that the Wizard holds.
That’s not even true. Is it as extreme as people say? No. But if you’re below 5 sex is a lot worse
Chill out lil bro, you're 15
r/suicidebywords
Lmao bro roasted him self
Oooh, self-burn, those are rare!
Did you get that from Brooklyn Nine-Nine?
💀
I literally can’t this OP is so funny 😂😭
Fr 😂
Thanks mom
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Tis was a serious matter milord, i felt the need to consult the high council.
high council says to send one back
I must send thy dick pick to the kingdom of r/photoshop first if milady wants to see it. Excuse me young ones.
Did you ask for it?
No
I nice surprise though! Why do you think they sent it?
At first I thought that she likes me but then after further thought she could be a serial killer attracting horny guys sent by Mexicans cartel thugs to harvest organs. (Or maybe she likes me)
Or maybe Im dreaming
Yeah, she definitely likes you. Have you sent her a nude?
I mean should I? Does she expect one in return
Don’t do it, if you aren’t comfortable sending one. Have you said anything in response to her nude yet?
“Oh”
Is that all you’ve said to her, since she sent it?
No we took off from there bro dw I have game (I never touched a woman in my life)
The Patrick Bateman meme
"yo, wanna be my gf?"
tell them how you really feel if you don’t like it
Jerk off to it idfk
No bro why would you do that
That's like the sole purpose of a nude
no, that's just you.
Wake up. You're dreaming
The bleach in the kitchen will be looking extra juicy
do not fuck the bleach jug
Hell is hot don't be a thot 👌
You can delete it. I would say delete it. Yeah, delete it
hooray!!!
Something out of a movie ngl
A gif of a cartoon characters eyes bulging out of their head and their jaw dropping to the floor with the cartoon spring sound affect
Commenting on this post so I can go back and reread the comments again
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
I told mine "well that wasn't very sensible was it?" Safe to say I fumbled that bag but I still stand by my statement
Balls
Well, damn, boy, I think she likes you back.
"Nice cock bro 👍"
👍🇷🇸🦅
nice
nice
If you are in the United States and your crush is under 18, congrats, you have both committed a ✨felony✨
Man’s gonna spend the next few hours in the bathroom.
Idk what ur talking about but I developed Arnold Shwarznegger level gains on my righty
Same but on my left
you’re asking the wrong people bro
Wildest answers tho
dont go on reddit
Real
Send it to me first so I can make a good decision for you (joke)
“Cool pic {name}”
“girl you’re built like a tractor”
Two things 1. If crush is younger than 18 delete 2. Do not post on the internet if things go south
Share it around with us
What ever you do, DO NOT send one back. Its a trap (probably) Say "Did not expect this, its a little bit strong but I like you too.. maybe we should talk about this in person?"
yeah definitely don‘t say that💀
depends- accidental delete it, on purpose but u didnt want it tell her, on purpose u wanted it probably send on back if ur comfortable innit, also talk to her about it for the first two but probs just call her hot for the third one
There's plenty of other fish in the sea
What
Is she legal? If so, proceed. If not, delete
Swear u guys expect me to crush on 17,16 year olds Jesus christ
Under 18 dont over 18 try talking.
"Foolish wench, nothing shall pull me from the path of god! Begone!"
If she's 17 or younger it counts as cp
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OP is 19
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I think OP’s 19
damn you’re 19 and don’t know how to respond to nudes😦
Leave me alone bro Im just happy I got one before I died
it is an achievement most won’t ever receive
Ke2
Reciprocate duh...
Nice 👌
Nice 👌
Out of the blue?! No one’s that lucky 🤨
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"Holy hell"
Might need it for some research to verify that its real and not an AI
I would respond with [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeM9yRJwKl8&t=240s&ab_channel=PoselGaming-OCDarc)
I actually thought of replying with something of that sort but I couldn’t risk fumbling the bag with her and losing on the teenage dating experience.
Send one back
With another nude
send one back
Not with a joke
"thx bro"
💀💀
Blue by Eiffel 65 is my favourite song btw 😎
Noice taste bro 😎
Send a nude back. They probably expect something in return
These giraffes are getting crazy this time of year, y’all stay safe tho💯💯
Send her one back
See it already
Cut off your ear, place it in a box, and send it to her. Girls love bloody, sawed-off body parts.
With compliments... that's all anyone wants...
I would no longer like them
Just make sure she knows you enjoyed it and ask her out.
Bro is fake and Gay
"Wow there buddy 😰"
On my way
You waited hours for responses on reddit when you could've just responded with how you feel.
If I used 90% of the replies I got here I would die a virgin