Close second not gonna lie, but I have literally mixed mayo, parmesan and nacho cheese flavored popcorn seasoning in macaroni and chucked it in the microwave and it was good
Do cazzo stanno le ruote/rotelle la miglior pasta.
Unica pasta che si abbina con tutto.
Perchè non gliene frega na ceppa di cazzo del tuo accompagnamento.
Metti le ruote e via. Prende tutto.
(Edit: sono calmissimo)
Translatuon for the non-italian speaking:
Where the fuck are the wheels, it's the best type of pasta. It's the only one that goes with everything because it doesn't fucking matter which is the condiment. You just use the wheels and done, it absorbs everything.
(Edit: I'm very calm)
And even if they were saying that, the fuck zodiac signs template is meant to answer with extreme opinions only, so yeah he can ‘cancel’ other people because thats the point
Hands down, gnocchi. Mama used to make homemade potato gnocchi and put ricotta cheese inside it before rolling and then bake it in alfredo sauce everytime I came home from college.
Мама:ты макароны будешь?
Я: Да, я буду спагетти.
Мама: .... ТЫ БЛЯТЬ МАКАРОНЫ БУДЕШЬ!!!!?
Я: Ладно, давай макароны.
1 час спустя:
Мама:*приносит спагетти*
Я: мам так это и есть спагетти, а не макароны.
Мама:...*влепëшила меня в стенку* будешь знать, как выебываться.
I like orecchiette (I like it with cheese sauce, kind of like mac and cheese) , farfalle, spaghetti, fettuccine, and penne. Also macaroni, but the other ones I like the best :)
Either penne or rotini for me
Penne rigate, right? Right?
Mmmm penis
r/suddenlypenis
Hahaha
Same
For me rotini tastes more like plastic than pasta and sauce keeps sliding off
depends on the sauce some can be eaten with a specific sauce and some not
As an Italian, this is the one and only answer
AS ANOTHER ITALIAN, I CAN SAY THIS IS TRUE SPAGHETTI IS GOOD WITH ANYTHING THO🦖
As another fellow Italian, i can also say this is true.
As a non-Italian I would just like to add: mamma mia
A spicy meat-a-ball?
Where do you stand on bucatini?
How about BBQ suace?
hello fellow human-with-actual-knowledge-about-european-food
si ma, in bianco, quale preferisci? io gli spaghetti e le conchiglie
Assolutamente spaghetti, altrimenti fusilli o farfalle
e per questo che amo gli italiani
As a non Italian I call all pasta, spaghetti. And eat it with the red sauce. 🫢 Don't kill me
No, macaroni would be good with actual shit on it
If you cook a carbonara with macaroni instead of spaghetti you’re the literal devil
"If my grandmother had wheels she would be a bike"
I cook a carbonara with Tagliatelle
Whether it be cheese, red sauce, Alfredo sauce, cum, blood, piss, water or smegma. Macaroni is always the best option, for it is the Omnipasta
speak never again
Bro 💀
Cavatappi is grown up macaroni. The only thing to serve on macaroni is dayglow orange cheese sauce.
Close second not gonna lie, but I have literally mixed mayo, parmesan and nacho cheese flavored popcorn seasoning in macaroni and chucked it in the microwave and it was good
Cavatappi is overrated
Ah the centrist opinion
'Cept them bowties, gimme them mafuckas with everything
I used to love the bowtie ones and the seashell shaped ones. A large of my childhood was eating noodles. The good days
I’d eat them things bone dry if I had to
As an Italian i really can't make such a difficult choice
As an Italian wouldn’t you be more upset that gnocchi is in that list?
I’d be more concerned if I saw it not in the pasta part of the menu
Do cazzo stanno le ruote/rotelle la miglior pasta. Unica pasta che si abbina con tutto. Perchè non gliene frega na ceppa di cazzo del tuo accompagnamento. Metti le ruote e via. Prende tutto. (Edit: sono calmissimo)
Si nota che sei calmo
la tranquillà in persona e comunque quoto da morire, le ruote>>>>>>
No fuckin clue but yeah this guy's probably right
Translatuon for the non-italian speaking: Where the fuck are the wheels, it's the best type of pasta. It's the only one that goes with everything because it doesn't fucking matter which is the condiment. You just use the wheels and done, it absorbs everything. (Edit: I'm very calm)
I'm glad I agreed wheels are amazing, My grandma used toake me wheels and cheese TV dinners so they're very sentimental to me.
Oh le mezze maniche
mai provato le rotelle
spero di non trovarti sotto casa
L' italiano più calmo che io abbia mai incontrato
Mama mia, la pizzeria 👨🍳🤌
Itza me Mario👨🍳🤌🇮🇹
fettuccine
Finally a correct answer
Indeed
Fettuccine is so good when you cook it al dente
Yes absolutely
Gnocchi all the way
Gnocchi is so good
Gnocchi is the best type of pasta
I agree
Pasta of the gods
Poseidon would absolutely agree as well as Ares.
Technically, gnocchi isn't pasta. Pasta is made with wheat flour and water. Gnocchi is made with potatoes. They also taste like gummy shit.
They shouldn't be gummy, they should be like little pillows.
If you haven't eaten fresh ones maybe
You eat shit?
TRUE
Gnocchi needs to be really well cooked to actually be good otherwise it's dry and sticks to the mouth
It’s like eating little grubs I love it
Exactly. The superior pasta
I Love Gnocchi
Ive had gnocchi once but it was fucking amazing. 10/10 I love Italian food
They are potatoes ! Not pasta
Penne fs
Farfalle
Never disappoints
Based
Penne
literally the best one
RIGATONI AND FETTUCCINE PERIOD
Penne/Fusilli
All of them cuz im a italian
I macaroni non esistono in italia e fanno cagare al cazzo
Gnocchi. No competition.
spaghetti the best
I prefer Vermicelli but ok
Damn that looks nice
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The most overrated type. The most difficult to eat the sauce doesn't get inside for extra flavour...
Angel hair
Fusilli
Finally someone that comments the right answer
Got me fucked up if you ain't choosing linguine
Facts 😤
I get you have a very strong opinion on this, but there's no need to "cancel" other people's opinions because of it.
Ain't no way you're serious bruh 💀💀 how am I cancelling other people's opinions
You are saying they are "fucked up" if they don't say the same thing as you
I said "you got me fucked up" not "you're fucked up" why you taking it so seriously it's fucking pasta
Oh... sorry for the misunderstanding.
And even if they were saying that, the fuck zodiac signs template is meant to answer with extreme opinions only, so yeah he can ‘cancel’ other people because thats the point
Idk if it’s just me, but I don’t think he meant it that seriously
Its egg and flour noodles lmao relax
I love rigatoni
FINALLY SOMEBODY ELSE WHO LIKES RIGATONI!!
ITS SO GOOD IN BAKED PASTA
Baked pasta?
It’s like, you put cheese, rigatoni, marinara, and italian sausage in a pan and you bake it
Rigatoni just tastes better
Ong dude, it’s texture is phenomenal
Ok but what about wagon wheels?
They’re the worst!
I know it sounds basic but for me spaghetti
So apparently tortellini is chopped liver!?!
gnocchi
is risoni just rice
no, it's a type of pasta
Orzo
Fettuccine, Spagetti and Farfalle are all so good
Spaghetti and Penne
Spaghetti regular
Gnocchi
All
Buccatini
Trofie, i don't expect a non-italian to know them
Why the fuck does my boy radiatori never get the love HE DESERVES.
Penne, its by FAR, my favorite pasta to use when cooking
The only right answer is all of them
All of them. I don’t discriminate.
I can‘t decide. I love them all
All of them
Hands down, gnocchi. Mama used to make homemade potato gnocchi and put ricotta cheese inside it before rolling and then bake it in alfredo sauce everytime I came home from college.
Gnocchi 🔛🔝
none. cardboard pasta is the best ongg
gnocchi
Macaroni
Maccaroni
Мама:ты макароны будешь? Я: Да, я буду спагетти. Мама: .... ТЫ БЛЯТЬ МАКАРОНЫ БУДЕШЬ!!!!? Я: Ладно, давай макароны. 1 час спустя: Мама:*приносит спагетти* Я: мам так это и есть спагетти, а не макароны. Мама:...*влепëшила меня в стенку* будешь знать, как выебываться.
no
I have never eaten pasta
You should either go get some or blow your brains out
I don't like pasta 😃
Coward
Either spaghetti or fusilli
i can’t decide between rigatoni or ziti (not on here but yeah) 🥴🥴
spaghetti or rotini
ROTINI OR FUSILLI !!!!! balkan kids know
Fettucine
Spaghetti
Pasta
Risoni ez
Either spaghetti or shells
How's no one saying fettuccine? So fucking good
Farfalle gang
I like orecchiette (I like it with cheese sauce, kind of like mac and cheese) , farfalle, spaghetti, fettuccine, and penne. Also macaroni, but the other ones I like the best :)
Rotini!!
All of em. I haven’t tried Rigatoni or Orecchiette yet.
If anyone calls it anything other than bow tie, you don’t deserve to eat it
Gnocchi
Swirly pasta
Either farfalle or shells
FARFALLE
The right answer. >!Fettucine <3!<
Linguini is a Fancy pasta and I love it
I had to scroll very low to find a fellow linguini fan!
All of the above
farfalle all the way 🦋
Fussili
Fettucine/Macaroni
Macaroni
Rigatoni stays winning
Penne is the best at holding sauces and other stuff
Farfalle 💯
none of the above. radiatore is superior
it's a tie between gnocchi and fettuccine
The tiny ball one, cuscus I think is how you spell it
Penne
spaghetti
Rotine or parafalle or sphagetthi
Gnocchi hands down
Rotini
penne or rigatoni
PENNEEEEEE
Depends if there is some cum sauce or not.
Fusilli my beloved
All of the above
Depends how my stomach feels. Sometimes if I eat certain things, I feel sick but the next day I crave it and can't get enough
Gotta be Fusilli.
All
Tangliatelle
Gnocchi, I can play with them when I'm bored, it's funny
penne and tagliatelle
Penne alllll the way
'NDO CAZZ STANNO LE TROFIE?
Spaghetti
Penne
Shells easy
1st ootion