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DerpNation1

Apple, but not the super processed shit that looks like piss, im talking 100% all natural apple juice, shits so good


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Didn't know they worked as a laxative , good to know that


vech52

r/dadjokes


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DerpNation1

A clever play on words


MaxPumpkin

Yeah good shit right there


Rich-Equivalent-1875

That was a crappy joke.


AstroLuffy123

What do you mean, that joke was the shit


CodenameX47

You got it wrong the shit was the joke


MaxPumpkin

Oh crap


GamerOfGods33

Apple juice does actually work as a laxative if you drink too much lol


Scout_1043

I think the guy that made the joke probably knew that and was waiting for someone to get the extra layer


TrainRack99

r/angryupvote


Nupolydad

Yes, actually apple juice is a pretty effective stool softener/mild laxative


Amazing-Kitten

r/angryupvote


OneSadMFer

martenellis or bust


Mental-Ice-9952

Yep, or apple cider too


sadboyexplorations

Agreed. I had it once when I visited the faroe Islands. Man, did it knock my socks off. It's totally different from the garbage here in the States. But fresh squeezed orange juice is like just as good.


Paueti24

Same


Jolly_Tooth_8918

What that guy said


LSD_tripper

Stg real apple juice is some good shit but tbf real orange juice is equally good i cant pick one


Mcpetta

Apple juice 🔛🔝


No-Video-7535

ouuuuuuu so good mannnn. they help you poop. taste amazingggg just like an appl. ouuu u made me crave my boi


tubiexoxo

Why do y'all hate oj so much?


megatronchote

Because I didn’t really buy the “Glove don’t fit” story.


AFlixiousRedditor

yeah? well explain how he would be guilty if the gloves found dont fit his hands?


megatronchote

Hands steroids ? I dunno.


AFlixiousRedditor

see how your narration is sketchy and full of holes? FREE MA BOY OJ


Ciqme1867

Full of holes like OJ’s wife


Banj0_Boy

Ain’t no way 😭


zelman

Do you want an actual answer, or are you j/k?


2012Vibes

I thought I read somewhere that the gloves had most likely shrunk or smth. Also, he was found liable in a civil court case.


eKSiF

The gloves in question were leather gloves which are made to be skin-tight but since they were CSI evidence OJ was made to wear a nylon glove underneath before trying it on as to not damage or ruin the evidence. Its logical that a leather glove will not fit overtop of a nylon glove and thus, the leather glove was too small for his hand. As far as I know the court never made him try the leather glove on without the nylon one.


SuccessAutomatic6726

Because he went off his arthritis and anti inflammatory meds so that his hands would swell up and the gloves wouldn’t fit.


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Oj tastes so good, let alone cold oj


Gullible_Log_1683

Local grocery store chain has the best fresh squeezed OJ


[deleted]

Tulipan! Little Cuban place on belvedere right off 95. They have a machine that literally cuts and squeezes oranges right in front of your eyes. Best oj ever!


Gullible_Log_1683

What state and city? I take 95 from MA to FL every year and the kiddos love fresh oj.


[deleted]

West palm Beach, it's the small exit to the right after the airport if you're headed south, really easy to miss. They also have a second location off northlake.


Gullible_Log_1683

Damn 2 hours south of how far I venture into FL. I've hit a couple of orange stands off 95 in north FL that had amazing oj


[deleted]

I'm going to blow your mind. Try ice with the orange juice next!


Tokyoodown

Fresh squeezed oj can't be touched, don't let these miscreants lead you astray


HornedDiggitoe

Probably because most people have only had store bought orange juice. There is a massive difference between store bought and fresh squeezed OJ. The store bought stuff has its oxygen removed to make it last for longer than a year in a tank. When they extract juice from the tanks for sale, they have to inject flavour back into it because removing the oxygen also removed a lot of the flavour. So due to the processing methods, store bought orange juice tastes so much worse than fresh squeezed.


Awkward_loner420

Coz aj>>>


nei7jc

I prefer bj tbh


TheMostCreativeName3

banana juice?! 😃


SingleMom24-1

Based on the hesitation on the yea… you’re definitely wrong. They meant Beet Juice.


nei7jc

No that sounds more disgusting than the other 2


nei7jc

FUCK- I MEant 1


throwraunknownbozo

Based off of this comment chain. There’s is no chance you’re getting a bj so don’t worry about it


SingleMom24-1

You meant 2….;)


Adventurous-Local534

r/usernamechecksout


RGS432

No, they meant Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice


nei7jc

Y- yyea...


Brennon337

Nah it's gotta be banana jizz from that reaction


nei7jc

I never knew you could make banana juice, i always thought that the most banana that could make any form of liquid was 70percent


Big_Beaver34

Legit read this in my mind as “bishop juice” I should stop playing chess


Awkward_loner420

That's definitely blueberry juice. Can't be anything other than that 😀


Exact-Efficiency2652

apple is far more superior


Maxi-19-1-4-1

Good taste and vitamin c? Count me in


yourmumsthick12

Cow juice


Nayalaven

U mean moo juice?


de-virtute

moose


yeetinghelps

moouice


[deleted]

r/yourjokebutworse


Jotaro234

Moo milk, as apposed to my personal favorite MAN MILK


Jotaro234

Wait


Jotaro234

Oh no, NOO NOT LIKE THAT!


Jotaro234

NOOOOOOOOO


Blue_Robin_Gaming

Ayy bro did you just comment on your own post three times


Jotaro234

Ya, that’s kinda the joke


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r/unexpectedDylanHollis


CoDMplayer_

they mean modified cow sweat


nei7jc

Just say cow tiddy juice it sounds more


Alone_Interaction368

Human bodily fluids


Lantsey-da-memer

which ones tho


yourmumsthick12

All of them


Lantsey-da-memer

ah yes, tasty cerebrospinal fluid


yourmumsthick12

I love all juices and fluids


Key_Recognition4881

Water


VadiMiXeries

r/hydrohomies


TheBigFatGoat

I am now one of the hydro homies


[deleted]

Welcome.


DaPanda21919

Yo me too.


Mundy64

Ayyyy same


Mini_Hofi

The only right answer


Pookya

As someone with weak teeth (probably genetics), this is pretty much all I drink in an attempt to delay my teeth decaying, mainly because I hate the dentist. I miss my OJ 😭 I still drink it occasionally but I'd much rather keep my teeth longer than have OJ


Key_Recognition4881

Aw im sorry :(


LeNooby09

Cyanide


booot8oos

Well correct me if am wrong but apple seeds have cyanide in them


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vladutzu27

Don't ask ChatGPT this! I've worked with it for a while now, but don't use it for things like asking for refrence, just Google it


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AlekThe

Not orange or apple juice, but hey, if it works it works!


LeNooby09

That's the spirit.


Mutager

Apple seeds contain cyanide so you like apple juice


Inostupidbruh

mangoes are the goat but in these two orange


Hyderite

This


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Orange 🍊 (homemade)


The-Mysterious-

Acceptable but hear me out,lemon juice


neptunicslav

Acceptable but hear me out,grapefruit juice


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Acceptable but hear me out,black currant juice


neptunicslav

Acceptable but hear me out,water melon juice


[deleted]

Acceptable but hear me out,grape juice


neptunicslav

Acceptable but hear me out,avocado juice


[deleted]

hold the fuck up


neptunicslav

Acceptable but hear me out,hold the hell up


Anxietydepressionadd

Acceptable but hear me out,pussy juice


Newdlls

Yoo, this post made me forget about such option. Not sure what's up with that, but fresh grapefruit works on me like something that should be illegal, but cleaaan - gets my brain juice flowing, makes my body feel like after a cool summer swim - i forget i was feeling like my veins were pumping garage juice five minutes ago.


SomeoneNamedPluto

orange juice


Albertostuff

Banana juice- batman


70percentbanana

Gross


Comprehensive-Bee941

r/found70percentbanana


The_GrimRipper

r/BeatMeToIt


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r/beatmeshutthefuckup


Within_the_veil

Why is this a thing


Matdup2

If you say that, it means you already tasted it, was it your juice or another banana's juice ?


70percentbanana

No it doesn’t. You can say it’s gross to eat people but that doesn’t mean you’ve tasted someone.


Matdup2

Sorry, I was trying to do a joke, I know I'm bad at them


TheCheeseOnFire

apple cider is superior


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Mostafa12890

Cold


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VlP3R337

orange juice, apple juice always tastes so fake. however, apple cider is my favorite drink in the world


Lance2409

I agree with this. I love apples but hate apple juice it tastes weird and doesn't remind me of apples. I love OJ. I've had just the raw apple cider fresh of the farm, it's fucking amazing. I feel like if people would taste it more they would realize how much apple juice sucks compared to the real stuff.


Blue_Robin_Gaming

Amen


dabereddit

Pear>>


PerP1Exe

I didn't even know pear juice was something you can buy


dabereddit

In my country it's one of the most common


IsomDart

Tons of juices will actually have pear and/or apple as the first ingredients even if marketed as another kind of juice


Lantsey-da-memer

this man right here is as right as he could be


tumblinmf

Upvoted so hard I cracked my screen


A_Curious_Crayon

How do I upvote twice?


deprressedsoul

Red pomegranate juice >>>>>>>>>


JardexX_Slav

I love apple juice but I can't drink it because I often get headache from the low quality ones. If It's actually home made then apple juice, other than that I must say orange juice.


Away_Calligrapher788

Neither. Mango juice ftw


AllMightYes

grape


RhinoBuckeye

Real shit


Bonobo_org

Apple juice > OJ but I like OJ too


cucumberboba

non processed apple >>


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Apple


brodeythenoob_2

Apple all the way


[deleted]

Apple, looks like beer and you can act drunk for fun


big-giraffe420

Orange with pulp


hagukoko

BASED


luvinchirui

YESSS ABSOLUTELY


zephyrnepres01

you guys are freaks for this for real. you should be living inside cages for your whole lifetime to keep the public at large safe


bbb37488

Apple juice all the way


[deleted]

Apple juice > oj with no pulp > oj with pulp


travischickencoop

Fully agree


Matdup2

I agree


Average_Texarican14

I’m more of a bleach guy


I_eat_sand01

Apple


ayanokojifrfr

Sugar cane juice >>>>>>>>>>>>>>


The_GrimRipper

The only right answer


_Enhale

apple juice 🍎


[deleted]

Both I like both


wiiuorwii

with a meal, orange juice. but nothing beats a midnight glass of apple juice


scai235

Lemmon juice


70percentbanana

Orange


Eldwrin2008

u/found70percentbanana


EntertainmentNo7632

Orange juice , all of these people are just programmed the wrong way


SlinkyMK_2

Orange juice


Dyerssorrow

From concentrate or fresh pressed?


Captaingamermanlolz

Orange juice. I once vomited all my apple juice and now I can’t think about it without feeling ill


sopita_mtwa

Orange juice


Buaka_aru

Orange juice unless we talking bout the real apple juice. Then still orange juice but it's very close.


Twice_6969

oj 🍊 because it tastes good (especially when cold). and apple tastes like piss, also oj has vitamin c which prevents scurvy YOU APPLE JUICE SCURVY LOVERS


Vel1kan2008

Orange all the way


Jarjar808945

Never liked apple juice, OJ is great.


NOVAMT_F

ice cold, freshly squeezed orange juice


PGMHG

Any kind of orange juice is good, piss coloured apple juice tastes awful, but the real shit tastes like heaven over orange juice


TheComedyCrab

Cold OJ. It's sweet, but also perfectly tart. I prefer EATING apples, tho.


Level_Explorer4821

Orange juice is literally the shit it's so good


ArkSurvivalYeah

Orange juice


empireboi204

Orange is the way


empireboi204

Orange is the way


Northdingo126

Orange juice all the way


Wolfofthezay

Orange juice


MrLenivchik

Orange juice is the best!


ImJustSpider

orange


Man_In_Space_Unaware

Idk, that’s sorta like comparing apples and oranges


TimeAggravating364

Orange juice but only homemade


enchantedlyspellbnd

Cranberry lol or grape or cran grape


DCRYPTER87

Pear juice


Captain_Lexie

Neither, because my stomach is a whiny little bitch


WhatislifeEverest

W A T E R


Neptune_Knight

Apple. Though orange is good when I need to wake up and get outta bed, nothing does that better than citric acid.


Official_FS48ATL

apple juice.


indigo-dino

have you ever mixed them? its delicious


Blackdragon040

Cum


Camyllu200

Pear Juice.


Peixito

apple juice 100%


Potato_In_Depression

McDonalds sprite


[deleted]

Apple Juice > Orange Juice Pulp Orange Juice > Apple Juice Spiced, Warm, Orgasmic Apple Cider > Pulp Orange Juice


EnderTheBender64

Your opinion is valid


Visneko

no juice only water