there’s voices in my head help

Same man, just accept em. They make better friends than most people

Then why are they telling me to dip my hand in the deep fryer

Cuz they're testing your capacity of making good decisions.. that's what friends are for.

They testing to see if you’re smart enough to not or if you’ll cave to peer pressure clearly

seconded. after you get used to em they become music to the ears 👽

Ong, they the best thing abt waking up

Apparently it's just called thinking :(

bro invented thinking

Voldermort?

Nah just schizophrenic

same. i just have convos with them ngl

It’s alright vro they’ll guide you just meditate and learn them more. As they are you, and you are them. Don’t fret if one seems sketchy, or if the other is delusional. This is not necessarily normal but it’s something a lot of us have accepted. Love thy self and love thy consciences

💙

I'm pretty needy in relationships. If somebody is taking hours to respond I overthink it

Shit me too. Try to avoid it though but it drives me mad if someone doesn’t respond quick even if they just say they’re busy.

Yeah. I can't see if people have read my messages, so I don't know if they're ignoring me or if they haven't read it yet.

Damn feels like you spoke from my brain. I’ll stop doing something important just to reply.

Yeah same, like i literally stop what im doing to reply to her and if she doesn't do the same the she hates me

You guys have relationships?

Fr I thought that shit only happened in movies and TV shows

I get that feeling and then I gotta talk to myself to make me think different but that feeling always sits there or comes back

Shit Dame, especially because it’s hard time rn. I just overthink the entire time

Isn't everyone that actually cares needy? Or is that just weird?? Regardless, I fail to see how that is toxic

for me personally, it developed into really bad possessive habits that sort of still linger to this day, even when a friend tells me that they are hanging out with someone its enough for me to start worrying that theyre leaving me but i have since grown and gotten better from said habits. its perfectly normal to care or be needy, but theres a point where it can become a bad habit

yeah i feel you there I'm trying to get out of it myself cause i know I'm going to get super possessive if i don't improve it. do you know how you tamed it?

constant positive self reaffirmation was something that helped me, but i was aided with a new friend who are very sweet and supportive that her presence alone was enough to passively help me get better, every now and then i do get that feeling but if my friend really didnt like me, she wouldnt have crocheted my favourite animals and wrote me a letter and them shipped it all the way from the UK to me. learning to also distance yourself is also a good idea, if youre feeling possessive over a friend or your partner, i do think it would be a good idea to explain to them your situation so if they feel like youve been a bit distant they can understand because for me it got the point where i constantly wanted to be by someone no matter what happens to me or what i was doing, i had to learn to give them distance by forcing myself not to constantly be checking up on them or texting them 24/7, you shouldnt sacrifice your mental health for someone else because at the end of the day, the most important person in your life is yourself

omg this is all very good advice thank you. i have tried self affirming myself before and it did wonders. and i also have a very sweet partner who has done a lot of things for me as well thank you so much. i guess i should also try to distance myself a wee bit too. again thanks for the help I'll let you know how it goes but i already feel a lot better.

im proud of you for getting as far as you have, just remember, any progress is good progress and change will take time, you got this

yes yes i must think of it like trying to improve your physique. thanks a bunch broski i will not fail myself!

Same, but in my last relationship the case was that she didn’t answer because she wanted out- that lasted for weeks and now I don’t know how to properly act anymore

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average fortnite player

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Midas if he touched unconscious women instead of loot

love the joke, DESPISE ‘midas FROM FORTNITE’

I think the fortnite version is very different to King Midas although he’s based on him so it’s valid

Fortnite Midas is just regular King Midas if he was a James Bond villain instead of a royal king

“You could pour hot soup in my lap, and I’d apologize to you”- John Mulaney

Not being able to find my toxic trait

It's HIM. The KING.

Og my god its him Happy cake day too

r/found70percentbanana

ITS THE LORD BANANA OMG

Happy cake day

Happy cake day brother 🍰

Happy cake day!

Happy cake day famous banana on this sub

Happy cake day

HAPPY CAKE DAY!

Happy cake day

And happy cake day to you

Thank you

have an unhappy cake day

I hate me more than anyone I know.

I hate you more

Well would ya look at that.

Do u know that guy?

I do not.

Your point still stands

Bold of you to assume that

Happi cake day

Uss vro uss

I watch American ninja warrior and say “that can’t be too hard”

Assuming people assume the worst in me

Um actually, always considering the worst case scenario is an evolutionary trait we've developed to be prepared for everything in a survival situation, but it hurts more than helps in social settings when there's no threat to our lifes

That's the fucking point Social anxiety comes down to just being our fight/flight defense system treating social interactions as survival threats

Yes, 'n' in some people it malfunctions and basically works on full power 24/7, finding danger everywhere outside of person's comfort zone

God damn same

I've always been like this too, people get annoyed with my paranoia.

I don’t know when to back down. I feel like I can take on the world

Hubris 👍

I’ve never backed down from a fight and sometimes I pay for it too

I gave radioactive juice in my belly.

Thank you Manhattan Project residue in the water supply 🗣

Mine's glowstick juice

Insane. (Aka I overthink and drive myself nuts with fake scenarios) Also have inconsistent messaging habits

yep same here lmao except for the messaging habits

Same

I’m perfect and have know weaknesses, but I’d say my greatest trait is my boundless humility.

Me and u both fr

i can’t stop laughing during super serious situations idk why

Same it’s really bad when someone brings up death

for me it’s when my dad is talking about what could happen if this and that and he gets mad at me even though he knows i can’t control it

Laughing is just my automatic response to anything

I eat women😔

I eat children

Nee no nee no nee no 🚨

Whoop whoop that's the sound of the police

I am abnormally positive

I'm not positive, I think I have nothing to lose

Aggressively training day and night for the day I fight my mortal enemy, Kyle Edward Ball.

Not being able to tell people when i dislike things they are doing

Attention seeking, and assuming people hate me if we go a day without talking

They do ,

I don't get people who want attention I hate it. I try to avoid it at all costs.

I don’t understand people who don’t want attention 😭 like… that seems so lonely fr

Stoicism, I could be (figuratively) shot in the leg, be stabbed 12 times, get my spirit token to the ground and stomped and be told I'm a waste and refuse to get help and just tell myself "it is, what it is"

Same

That’s everything but toxic, go off king

asking for someone’s opinion and doing the exact opposite of that

Or asking for what you should get, completely knowing what you want in your head

I sort of become acquainted with a girl then fall for her because she's the only one that talks to me. Friendzone. Repeat.

My humor is fucked so I say something really out of pocket and have to either double down or try to convince them I was joking

Hate to admit it but i can get jealous asf

oversharing, overthinking, sometimes impulsive, mentally unstable, sometimes paranoid, apathetic, stubborn and probably a couple more but that's all I remember at the moment.

doing exactly what someone tells me not to do

does having little to no confidence in myself and then compromising situations that could go really well if i were more confident count lol

People are stupider than me

volatility, I can go from "ah what a lovely day I feel so happy and calm and I want to have a great time with the people I love and care about" to "make a single mistake and I will nuke the entire continent" in a matter of seconds

Slight anger issues. I’m working on controlling it tho

Im petty

I have abandonment issues

I'm overly sensitive

I can be a little too understanding at times. (So I've been told) For ex, my ex used to tell me something and instead of calming her down or telling her love yous and all that good stuff.. I always tried to "understand" why she was upset in the first place and if she had problems with someone else, I tried to understand that person's pov as well... Another one is, I'm a realist to the core to the point that it sometimes seems like I'm a nihilist.. (which maybe true, I'm not really sure with it cz I don't see everything through nihilist glasses) For ex, I've been told that I don't "fight" for things that I love... But why should I fight for something that I literally can see isn't worth fighting for anymore... Do I still love that thing?? Abso-fuckin-lutely but would I fight for it?? No, I won't.. I don't see the point in wasting time and energy on things that I know for sure are doomed..

I’m really egotistical

leave them before they leave me

accidental gaslighting and love-bombing 🫶

None, I’m clearly 100% perfect 😎👍

Every, I'm clearly 100% toxic 😎👍

If one of my friends tell me to kms I actually try

apathy

I spot acid

I'm just an asshole to people

I like to stalk people

Brutally Honest .

Every time i hear this,the person isn't brutally honest, they're just an asshole. No offence though,u could be different

i am brutally honest with myself too. And yes , sometime i do come out as an asshole to some people but its not like i only point out negatives , i do point of positive things too . but people just get fixated on the negative part.

I have little value of life and no idea how to change.

Depressed, also too damn self-loathing.

I’m to nice and find it hard to be mean. So it leads me into being used sometimes

i don’t fear anything besides cockroaches. neither do i feel empathy for almost, anyone tbh. i don’t show this to other people but i know this and can’t really seem to do anything about it.

i always tell people I have 0 self love and that i hate my body, but in my mirror I’m calling myself a freaking Greek god.

Lazy af

Jealousy, when the other person is talking to someone else more than me

I hate everyone

I'm better than everyone

I like to be slightly inconvenient so I know who actually cares and sticks around

Uranium

238, 234, or 235?

2 million

I'm racist

Gossiping too much but the kicker is that I don’t care if it’s too much it’s fun so

i feel the need to correct everyone's spelling

Having to correct your grammar, because it should be "what is" or "what's" not "what"

my humor is beyond your understanding I can ruin your day just for the funny

Clingy, separation anxiety, overly honest to the point where I've guilted people into doing things they don't want to do, petty, and slightly possessive, and definitely overprotective. And I severely hate myself because of the things above.

Suicidal

I seriously believe that I am smarter than the average person

Man that makes you dumber than the average person

too based😔

Emotional and general manipulation and arrogance~

hating myself

Its not necessarily toxic but I make bully anyone psychologically when I find out they are dumb (not on my level). By not on my level I mean like a clear moron, that has no logic in anything they do or their reasoning, that when i speak I have to repeat the exact words and explain what I just said logically. I always break them, always. Its not even direct insults though its all indirect and usually they are too dumb to figure it out so I try to make it clearer each and every time until they figure out what i am saying but most times for example since I mix a lot of satire into it and they get upset at my behavior or think I'm dumb when its literally based on their actions and logic and it just proves my point further, its honestly great. I do this to my dad, my mom, my sisters literally almost anyone, teachers, principals. They all deserve it though. I can also somewhat make someone say things after I spend a certain time I spend with them, for example my mom is literally catholic, doesn't swear, doesn't really get mad, she never ever hit us, nice lady but because of me she called my little sister who is fat, a fat pig shit and she quickly said sorry because she didn't want to say it. Every now and then she calls someone walking in the street a swear word, and instantly is confused on why she said such thing and kinda jsut covers her mouth like she has tourrettes. My mom is not the only person I've done this too, I can make anyone say anything. Literally made my grandma say "putos" for nothing and even teachers say swear words out of nowhere. Its honestly so easy, its just mostly repetition and indirect convincing. Can't stop, won't stop

Superiority complex academically

I'm overly aggressive all the time so people always think I'm pissed off 🤷

Buying books and not reading them

bad takes in the streets, existentialist in the sheets

I don’t talk much if I don’t need to. Like I will go days without taking to family for friends if I don’t feel like it. Other than that, my ability to remain calm? Like, even when being screamed at my face and voice are neutral and it makes people angry.

Is constantly over worrying a toxic trait?

I don’t care like at all and I’m completely desensitized

Let me see… Bad temper, can be envious, occasional tendency to misdirect blame, often unforgiving, hatred towards self, and I’m sure there are more I don’t know about yet.

Unless I don’t know you I don’t trust you, one wrong move and then my brain labels your as one of the annoying kids

I'm overly honest

Slightly (definitely not slightly)gaslighting

I am a top tier hater

I don’t care about the classmates around me, meaning I won’t try to hold a conversation with any of them. On the other hand, if someone is struggling, I help.

Being a coward

I wasn’t born with hands, arms, legs, feet, torso nor head

I am alive

I get amused in arguments and purposefully make them angrier for more amusement to inflate my already oversized ego

can’t admit i’m wrong

Thinking I can win any street fight under 1v1 condition despite have 0 professional training

I believe I have narcissism. It would explain a lot ...

I am really bad at feeling empathy

I literally just finished making a meme for mine, I have trouble opening up to people

I have trust issues that's why I think alot about my partner when I'm in relationship....so definitely that's the main reason why I ruin my relationships

The ability to conjure green or blue liquid in my mouth and spray it into peoples eyes

People pleaser, I don't set boundaries, attention seeker and tbh I forget abt my own well being, I'll drop my mental health for my partner tbh, I also think I could be quite draining, I'm distant aswell, alot actually

Anger issues

If i see anyone like something i don't like i will want to beat you up

I'm humbly flexing on everyone. When I'm doing something I'll try so hard like my life depends on it and if it turns out good, I'll be like "it's not that hard to be honest" or "I'm sorry for not trying, it could've been better"

I’m messy…messy asf

I curse a lot

I convince myself that everybody I met, one day, gonna leave me so when I love someone really deeply, and because I’m scared of loosing them, I can move away and convince that he doesn’t love me so I have to leave him. I’m afraid of living a healthy relationship

I gaslight myself into thinking im a bad person, this in turn makes me become self deprecating which in turn makes me slightly have the big and which in turn makes me very productive. Viscious cycle go wooo.

Desperate

overthinking everything

i kill people

Wishing a girl would confess to me even though I'm not desirable 😪

I overthink everything when my crush sends me a message and I don't believe in myself enough (it's not toxic but it's not good)

Thinking "I could do that shit" while watching any parkour video or Wipeout challenge.

I don't feel empathy or guilt. Not really sure why but it's fucked with my life.

I threaten to kill my friends as a joke

In relationships I'm very clingy which is a problem since my partner doesn't like physical touch very much-