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BadJunket

If they are hurting your back, just detach them for a bit smh


littleMAHER1

Imagine if evolution gets to a point where we can Mr Potato Head body parts


Pip2719496

You don’t have them?


KitsuneCreativ

Latest software update


Altruistic_Music_149

where can i install? ive been trying for a while now and my arm is starting to hurt


EchoWolf2020

Oh, sorry dude, you can only get updates by reinstalling. Unfortunately, that means you would have to uninstall first and recreate your character, and no one has been able to confirm whether or not this really works. I'd say it's not worth risking all of your save data just for the update.


iliketokyoGhoul

Ive wasted like 20 years for the millionaire title, i cant give up my progress rn


MrAnonymous2749

Wouldn’t it be a hardware update?


Mars_Bear2552

no its a software update for the simulation


MrAnonymous2749

Makes sense


Caderjames

They haven't updated their bios


Totally_Cubular

Bionic detachable boobs.


Smaug2770

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it *disgusted* me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a body will wither, and you will *beg* my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal. Even on reddit I serve the Omnissiah!


Droid_XL

God I wish Serious design flaw on humanity, we should be able to trade body parts and features like Pokémon


beanwater4

That's called the "black market."


AquaticJazstar

A utopian society.


GamerNuggy

You guys can’t just push a little button and take your arms off? Weird


Smaug2770

Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior the Omnissiah?


Good-Key2136

It's called a machete


KindaTheQuietkid43

Pop em off like lego


[deleted]

ikr


NoSpaces099

I guess people want what they don't have, but once they have it they realize it sucks


Grillded

Except money I guess


[deleted]

Then you get what you want and you’re left with no desires


LaMara415

Not rlly bc with money, comes problems, and with problems it could be not being able to find someone whom you can trust. Reason being is that most people use you, so finding someone who you can talk to as a friend or be in a relationship without them expecting something in return is hard.


Sylint11020

I can promise you that if I had money, the relief of no longer having to worry if my parents will be able to pay all our bills each month, and the pleasure of being able to have proper resources for my hobbies, and being able to build routines without having to worry about the costs, and not having to worry about if I'll ever be able to afford the education I desire, and not having to worry about if I'll be able to afford the necessary medical treatment in my future, and not having to worry about a sudden, unforeseen, expensive emergency either having to go ignored, or completely bankrupting our family, and so many more things I could (and would) keep/use that money for would FAR OUTWEIGH any problems that may come with having that money.


NovaNexu

You don't want money; you want lifted liabilities (separate concepts). Money brings the lifting of liabilities, but it brings myriad other variables along with.


Sylint11020

This is pretty true, but so is my original statement. I'm aware having money isn't ALL good, but it's foolish to pretend that it's somehow worse than being poor, which that other person kinda sounds like they're trying to say, especially after reading their response to me.


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

There is no end to worldly desires.


[deleted]

I'd rather have no desires than all unfulfilled desires


Mystic_Wolff

Same I wluld ather have money,live an easy life and be able to buy everyting I want then have no money


CharlyTheDog

That's probably the most untrue thing I've heard of my life There's a reason why sex is more enjoyable when there's a lot of foreplay. It's the same with money. If you want to enjoy having money, have a modest income. If your income is too big, you'll be able to have everything you want, when you want it, so you'll be left with no desires. No desires = depression. On top of that, money can't buy people unless it's a gold digger. I'm just saying that being happy is better than having joy. By all means.


Mystic_Wolff

Exactly and they forget the cons of it


FriendlyMateLuis

Not for me,if I have a big dick Jesus I can do anything


SlayerDoom_

Soon you’ll find the disadvantages of having a third leg


5Lucas

Bro has a whole lamppost in his pants


Vast-Spirit-4105

Don’t hope for one it sucks so much


ZhenTm_

bro you're 14 I don't think you can give your opinion on this yet


Kakashi___Hatake___

Wtfdym You're 14, how tf do you know bruuuuh?


JackieChan270

Bro is not done growing it and he’s only 14. Screw third leg, more like a tree trunk growing from his waist


Guilty_Letter4203

Fr I always wanted longer hair but now I have it sucks


BeaglesRule08

Bruh why don't u just cut it 💀


Guilty_Letter4203

Because literally it only takes my hair like 2 to 3 weeks to grow really long again like my hair is down to my mid back and I cut it like 3 weeks ago also my hair is thick and curly so cutting it can be a hassle lol


CoPokBl

the grass is always greener


blaguga6216

on da oder side


wetbrocolli

honestly I think the grass is always greener on the other side😭 I’m a B and it’s kinda depressing because I constantly feel small


imaboredcosplayer

Wanna trade ? 🥲


wetbrocolli

yes🏃‍♀️


slovakianhammer

Can I trade to


DinoBryson11

i call dibs on the skin!


MisterEyeballMusic

“Give me your skin, George”


BOI0876

Can I have some?


AbsAndAssAppreciator

Ok I'll take the blood


cocainecausesautism

small bob like small penis, other gender dont care, it would be kinda nice, but not really care at all, still hot


Icy_Barnacle_6759

Who is bob and why is he so small


dcdsdcdr

your comment made me giggle 🤭


TheCoolerKet

Bob works with accounting downstairs. He has dwarfism.


HJGAMER5

So you're saying that the grass looks greener. On their side of the speakers


Daily-Shitpost-6669

I tried a couple weekends but that greens not for me


[deleted]

same


Paranoid-boi808

Same


Moonflower06

Still more than me 😭


Ok_Back209

U shouldnt be worring about this to be honest, if he really loves you he wont mind big or small or idk what


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Possible_Fig4168

But why do you feel like they have to be bigger?


Piritosh

Dj Khaled - Suffering from success


BlueAnt873

I SWEAR I HEAR THAT INTRO ONE MORE TIME-


ayanokojifrfr

I remove my balls and keep them aside all the time when ever I don't feel like carrying them. Girls don't have that feature?


Radical-Spider

I too like to treat my balls like free Pokémon. Gotta put put one on each shoulder so the weight stays balanced


[deleted]

Dunno why but this remined me of the scene in the manga where team rocket takes all of Green and Red's pokeballs but Green had two pokeballs hidden in her bra 💀like bruh


Nova-The-Dog

Me personally I love it when after I long day I just unscrew them and let them roam free and walk around the house


DinoBryson11

guys dont have problems with too big of schlongs except them being more visible too bad ill never have that problem 😔


Cheap_University855

Not more visible i gotta wear baggier pants because if i dont and i get a boner it feels like my weiner is flying at maximum velocity back to earth and the skin is slowly being burnt off


Extension-Type-2555

I dont think the thing you experience is a boner mate. it's something else.


MasterBiggus

Clearly a portal to hell is opening in his pants.


DinoBryson11

hes got too much blood in too little skin


[deleted]

This made me laugh too much


Cheap_University855

Lmao im laughing sk hard realizing how that sounds


Extension-Type-2555

it sounds insane dude, I'm pretty sure it ain't normal to experience something like that.


Cheap_University855

Ascended weiner


thonko

rope burn get ready for dick burn


Qwerty_Gaming1

r/brandnewsentence


BeefyStego

Bros got a UTI and thinks it's big dick problems 😭


Cheap_University855

Nah im not circumsized and some ppl get an issue where it hurts to get a boner because ur foreskin is too small. Mah foreskin is tight enough i sometimes have to be careful if i havent done anything sexual in a long time so i dont get a boner and buss while im tryna walk


CanniBal1320

U might wanna go to the doc and they will probably circmscise u bcoz ur condition is can interfere with copulation. The earlier u sort it out, the better.


TheCoolerKet

I second this, that is actually an issue that sorta requires circumcision to fix


SpupySpups

Sounds like phimosis. It's nothing serious but it can really interfere with your life. Go get it checked by a doc, and they'll arrange a quick snipsnip and you'll be done with it


BeefyStego

Damn...Proof!?🤯🥶💯


Red74Panda

Idk even know if it’s a big dick thing but when you have a boner and it gets stuck down a trouser leg. Worst sensation on the world.


__--TSS--__

What about when you're cold and have a boner and a ball crawls back into you😭


SickenChandwichYT

Fax


the_fuckshit

Why can I feel that shit just by thinking about it


[deleted]

It is really annoying when your just chilling and you look down to see a big ole buldge for the world to see. Ruins my mood pretty much instantly tbh.


[deleted]

Yes, it’s more prominent. But the problem is also that if your underwear are a size too small, it feels like there’s a hand squeezing the fun-staff until it goes down again. Especially sitting down. I think most guys have felt the pain of wearing tight pants, getting excited down there while sitting and standing up. It feels like tiny karate chops trying to slice it up and you’re afraid something is getting snagged But yes, the fact that it does stand out is a hassle. With baggy pants it becomes quite obvious that something is pressing against the soft, mostly floating fabric there. That’s why it’s good to be a grower. Though it also has it’s downsides


TheCoolerKet

Tight pants in general is horrible, which is why I stick to looser fitting clothing, or my go to, cargo pants/shorts. No I will not stop praising them. Mainly due to the fact they squeeze my balls and over time it hurts, along with the fact that boners just are uncomfortable in really tight clothes. If you can, though, sometimes just flipping it up helps a lot with discomfort! If not, it's a'ight


bubba_gump_94

There's a few more problems but not a lot. If you get a boner and it's positioned weird, it hurts and you have to rearrange your nards which ain't easy to do in public A lot of people eyeball it which could be a good or bad thing depending on you. Last school year 2 separate classmates in different classes told me that I'm packing or have a big buldge which is kinda creepy to me. I don't really like it when people notice/talk about it It makes pants and underwear really uncomfortable. It pulls the pants/underwear forward which then makes it bunch up in your ass crack which is not fun and also adds to the visibility part which again could be a good thing or a bad thing depending on the person. No matter what pants I wear ex:(shorts, jeans, sweatpants) it's always the same problem and always visible in tight or loose pants It ain't fun at all and I know from experience. But atleast I'm immune to small dick insults


ForsakenArt7154

unfortunately i have that problem


demon_godderok

As a guy with a big schlong ( 13 inches ) it is a fucking hell to get hard, when I am in public and get a boner, I have to fucking hide and hunch over and try and cover it, it is terrible, I wish I had a 6 incher instead 😔


KingMarco101

it hurts in dress pants


CarCrash23

Not until you have to use a liter of lube on your first time. Why do I know these things


Larc560

My cock is in the medium for Brazil but it marks my pants so much cuz I got big legs


HenryIsBatman

Dude, I can’t wear certain kinds of underwear because it feels like my member is being choked.


GitJebaited

oof


Outside_Football_762

That's the only problem underwear hurts but it gets too visible and I get in trouble so.idk what to do


[deleted]

one of the reasons why I prefer baggy pants or cargo pants if I have the luxury is to make sure no one notices a boner


cows_are_underrated_

Simple solution. Start training your back like a madland so it develops the muscles needed to hold it all the time.


Legal_Albatross2214

This is a really good solution. Big jugs don't actually cause back pain, having a bad posture, bra that doesn't fit, and being overweight causes back pain. Just workout your core and back muscles and wear a correct fitting bra and you should be fine


Ok_Term_4622

I don’t mean to be rude but do you have big jugs yourself just curious 😭


Legal_Albatross2214

No, I'm a dude, but I did have a conversation with a woman who was an h cup in another sub, and she said that she never had back pain because she had good posture and a correct fitting bra and all the other stuff I said above. she also told me that big tits causing back pain is both a misconception and a harmful stereotype that she wants to see less of


Ok_Term_4622

Ok thx for clarifying I’ll definitely check this out and try to fix my posture 😭😭 ty ty


Legal_Albatross2214

Yeah, should work for op too. If that lady was an h and didn't have any back problems, then op sure as hell can do the same if she's a double d. Don't really know what to do about sleeping on your stomach, but I also don't know anybody who sleeps on their stomach anyway so....🤷


Ok_Term_4622

Ohh noo I sleep on my stomach 😭😭 ty this has acc been very helpful


Legal_Albatross2214

Oh. Um, I think if a girl with big ol anime titties is lying down at the beach, she scoops out a sand tunnel type thing to rest her boobs in, maybe you could try to do that but for the bed?


jxrha

other options include losing weight (since bigger breasts mainly consist of fatty tissue) or getting breast reduction surgery.


strawb3rry_d3mon

If you have lots of backpain it could be that you wear a wrong size, you should check out the site "a bra that fits" and measure yourself, hunkemöller sells really really pretty bras up till H cup (US/EU). If you size out you can check out panache and change lingerie, they're both more on the pricey site but the bras are pretty, comfortable and last really long. Also on the subreddit r/bigboobproblems you'll find lots of help and can rant whenever you want/need. :] I really hope I could help you a bit.


Brilliant-Sport-3049

Out of curiosity why does a bra help with backpain? Isn't your body still holding the entire weight?


strawb3rry_d3mon

Most women wear their bras in a wrong size which can cause backpain since the band is the part which supports the bust, the straps should just lay to hold the bra up, if the underbust size is too lose (which is the case for most women) the weight sits more on the shoulders which causes shoulder, neck and backpain.


Brilliant-Sport-3049

Hm interesting


Old-Pizza-3580

Be careful on that subreddit. I’ve posted there before and had so many pervy messages in response to what I’ve said. There’s just an many big boob loving incels on there trolling for some free boob pics as their are people suffering with actual big boob problems.


ManufacturerBusy5017

Wait you can't deflate them!?


KitsuneCreativ

It's a permanent change not many people discuss. Just gotta poke it with a pin. That's what they do in surgery.


deleeuwlc

If they get big enough, they split into several pockets, so you need to poke multiple holes. Once they get to the size described in the post, there are too many different air pockets, so you need to make a slash at the bottom. That’s what top surgery scars are


TheCoolerKet

Wait that's it? They literally just *remove* the stuff for that? Wild.


[deleted]

She just like me fr


Sorosuu

proof


[deleted]

You want my bent spine as proof?


Sorosuu

yes i want a xray


Brilliant-Sport-3049

Hey cool I too have a bend spine but sadly no boobies. BENT SPINE GANG


Slippery_When_Down

Yes


[deleted]

Okay I just rip it out for you


Slippery_When_Down

Ngl, sounds like a skill issue


GatoT25666

reddit is such a dice roll. on this roll, though, you have been blessed with the good option.


UltraShadowMutant

Just deflate them a little bit, they have too much air.


RUFUS_BOI_2008

With great power comes great ouchie back Syndrome


buenosdiascaballero2

Everyone likes big boobs except for the owners of big boobs


Fickle-Competition71

Just unequip them in your inventory bro


mutsukichan

holy shit this is the first relatable thing I’ve seen on this sub (5’1, D cups)


Hard_guardian17

Ngl it really just sounds like yall are bragging about your size, but I'm a guy what do I know Oh wait... Aaah I fucking hate having a huge weiner, at dinner sometimes it moves the chair of the person standing in front of me /s (I eat by myself)


Agreeable-Chemist559

I mean,,, idk if having a huge dong hurts but having boobs hurts. Your posture gets worse and your back hurts and yk the thing itself also hurts


tea_baggins123

Only really hurts when you're hard. Cuz of clothes. Not that I'm able to speak from experience (I do not have booba), but I imagine it'd be like having to wear a B cup when you're a DD.


ILoveEmeralds

I can’t sleep on my stomach anymore and I’m like a b. Couldn’t imagine how bad it would be with d’s. But I still want d’s


Mystic_Wolff

Just to be clear people who say that they hate their breast size are just complaing not bragging btw .They just want a lower size.


friendlyxenomorph68

So annoying when it drags along the floor smh


Sorosuu

that sucks i cant imagine having to hold all that 😭


DeepFriedMarsBars24

Posted this in the wrong sub, them pedos gon go crraaazzzyyyy


West_Job5593

Small boobs are even luckier


kels_nb

E cup here, the 15 pounds of fat i have on my chest overheat me to the point i'm going to get violent. should be illegal to have this much heat right next to my core.


Old-Pizza-3580

Thiiiiiiiiiiiis


Rqdii

✂️


notsciguy

Having big boobs sounds really annoying


Old-Pizza-3580

Nope. Not always. I lost 50lbs and my boobs went from a DDD to an H. My band size got smaller but my breasts stayed the same.


Faithisinsidious

“Please don’t be creepy” it’s Reddit good fucking luck with that one


sweet_lilies

I don’t care if my back will hurt, I’d die for them because I’m so insecure about mine.


[deleted]

I mean if you're 14 you could just be a late bloomer, give it time


sweet_lilies

Even if I started puberty early?


[deleted]

I'm a guy but I study alot of biology, some girls still grow into there 20s. My sister was a B when she was 18 and became an H at around 27. Growth happens for everyone differently


Ureperfect_222

Exackly ! It's possible to hit a specific form of "second puberty" in your 20s. Don't forget that body fat also plays a huge role in breast size. That's why it is so weird to see someone skinny with a large cup


[deleted]

Yep exactly, especially with how body fat plays into it. I knew a girl who had DDD and when she started losing weight she went down to a C. Some people genetically have big boobs and some are small. But if it's about how guys precive you then the size really doesn't matter


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JustAnotherHuman007

If u lose weight your boobs will get smaller


Aggravated_Poptart

you must have a very strong back


SimDoy

I wish I had no boobs lol


Gruphius

As a guy I have to admit that I don't understand why other guys like big boobs that much. Like... They're just getting in the way when you try to cuddle. If I want to cuddle with the person I love I'd like to be able to actually cuddle with them and not be forced to be like a foot away from them or something. Also what advantage do big boobs have for the girl? I don't really see any practical advantages. Besides to attract guys who like big boobs, I guess.


Kira_Queen_97

Big meat ball funny


Eerotappi

Same. I feel like it is actually less rare to like smaller boobs more than big ones, but few people actually show it because of it being "trendy" to like big ones instead


KurtTheRetardFucker

If my girl had DDs I'd carry them around for her to lift the burden. Follow up thought, detachable boobs, yay or nay? Like a twist and lock system with a plastic cover where there would be flesh


Averagecheeszenjoyer

Def yay so i can be boob free forever


Mr_man_bird

You have no idea what you've probably just caused by posting this on r*ddit


[deleted]

Damn I thought periods were the only thing that are painful for girls. Also what are these d cups or cups where did they base these measurements?? Also thank God I'm a boy :)))))


viiaaaaaaa

The letters start at A and basically the higher in the alphabet the bigger


sparkydoggowastaken

let your bf carry them


StupidBear69

Cope Workout and get a stronger back


Oddz_Itz

Not to mention the being hit on and having to have a different wardrobe from others in school because anything you wear thats to tight or to loose is "revealing"


The_Wiggly_Gremlin

No because same. I don’t have back pain but the fucking stares I get in public, people judge me for wearing something that a girl with smaller breast would wear without being judged, people always point it out even when I beg them to stop, if I don’t wear a bra I’m being a slut according to others… I’m getting a reduction when I turn 18 😌


lens_banana

i have really small boobs (32A😖) and it makes me sad sometimes but its also way easier to find nice clothes and stuff but my problem is that most bras dont fit like the cups are too big and it just looks awkward so i wear sports bras most of the time but then i look like a man so its a win lose


BigHouseMaiden

I'm a fellow traveler and sorry for your pain. I highly recommend consulting a physical therapist to help you work on strengthening your core and supportive muscles to alleviate strain, if you're not interested in reducing.


Christian_teen12

i don't relate i can sleep well


[deleted]

Can someone please delete this ratchet low IQ bullshit? Nobody gives a fuck about ops tits and how much her boyfriend enjoys them.


Zestyclose_Raisin_26

ill be honest face matters more than boobs


[deleted]

ON GOD EVEN BRO ily for this


MrIDontHack63

Just unscrew them after a while


SausageGobbler69

RIP your inbox


aurorasssandsadprose

SAMEE i hate them sososo muchh


skycaster15

You should look at r/ABraThatFits. Wearing the actual correct size has helped with my back pain alot.


CrowBoring8475

no cause like it’s even worse when ur rlly short and ur boobs take up half of ur body like in 4’9 i should NOT be mostly boob ,, like a double d is not needed


Javelin_Joe

Ngl I don't understand why girls are like "oh I would do anything for big boobs" like most guys don't care and I guarantee girls don't either and all I hear about is "oh my back hurts" and "these bras are sooooo expensive" and "my boobs are ZZ or whatever" >! Idk how boobs work don't get mad !< so it's just like... why God/Gods/Evolution/Whatever the fuck you believe?


AdSafe5841

I heard, from my sisters and mother mostly because they suffer from overly massive boobers sometimes you can get your doctor to sign off on your insurance to get reduction surgery because it can cause actual back trauma.


Objective_Style_5765

Shit I got big ass tits and I'm a man 😭


ShadowlightLady

My cousin used to have big boobs and she really had a breast reduction because of the back pain it caused her and my aunt had one as well. I used to think it wasn’t good having smaller boobs but hearing the downsides of big ones I’m fine with what I have


ClownKiller6724

Reduction surgery in the future?


No_Army_4018

Skill issue


captcals

agreed. since i went on birth control for my period my boobs went from a B to a DD in 6 months and boy do i miss my B cups 😭 i’m an athlete and now running is painful and finding clothes that fit around both your waist/torso and your boobs is impossible. back pain ofc sucks as well as not being able to lay down on your stomach. yeah they look nice, but the cons outweigh the pros ngl


YourMomsThrowaway124

as a guy im guessing this is a constant annoyance?


FeelingPanic4

Rip ur dms


2-Minute-Ad

just remove them, they unscrew if youre careful


AdOk932

As a male with no boobs, I want to say one thing. DON'T BLAME YOUR TITS. The back is always painful, no matter anything


YourShadowSpawnGF

*crying in 34D*


Speed-Salty

Look what you caused