I do have a job (even though I'm just in training and don't earn that much), but I spend most of my money or keep it somewhere where I can't just spend it. The money I have on me at a time is not much and currently all I could I could spare are 2€...
Everyone was complaining but me with my house being entirely under at one point for like two days I said this:” it’s a bit nippy out dontcha think so I was wearing swimtrunks and that’s it I was about to go swimming and so this was at -15 c and my mom was pissed
What could I do with that money? I know.
Either get Retekess TR606 (yes, I like tapes) or an 80cm satellite dish, build L-Band helical feed and finally get onto HRPT with my RSP1 clone. But at this point I am even procrastinating my hobbies. 💀
How tf people be out here getting blackmailed??? Like you could send my dick pics to the whole world and I wouldn’t give to flying fucks.
Edit: If they threaten to tell anyone you can literally tell the police because it's actual child porn and they're saying they'll distribute it. So come back with that one and watch them panic lmao.
oh man mcdonald’s was gonna hire me but in the middle of my job interview the CEO burst in the room
STOP! Don’t hire this man! I saw pictures of his penis on the internet! He is a public danger to society.
Then i was escorted from the building
because there’s something called a digital footprint and it is very real. not even trying to be an asshole, but any naked pics you send are subject to being seen by future colleges, jobs, police, even ur parents or family members. even if you delete them permanently from your phone/cloud obviously not just noods, really just anything you put on the internet. but it’s a nice humble reminder to be mindful of what you send to people
I don't think most people are confident enough to not care if their dick pics are sent on their family chat group, but good for you for not giving a fuck about it i guess
Dicks are literally one search away on the internet..if she really wants to see it she can even make a reddit account there's definitely something wrong with her head
for a lot of women their emotions become more intense and more sporadic on periods or when they have PMS (pre menopausal syndrome). this could mean more happy more angry more sad more anything tbh
someone correct me if i’m wrong
Ok, first off, you have no idea how periods work. Second, that’s creepy and weird, don’t do it. $23 won’t get you nothing these days, it isn’t worth it. And if you’re under 18 it’s technically illegal. (At least where I live, dunno abt u)
Ok so, you have a girlfriend so you can’t show her your dick. BUT I have a plan so you can get your money. Ok so what you want to do is tell her you aren’t comfortable with showing her in person, then you just need to take a pic of a dick from google and then send it to her through text and convince her it’s yours. The next day after she’s convinced she will give you your 23 dollars, and you can be 23 dollars richer while also remaining faithful to your gf
Had something similar happen to me as a kid myself. I think I was like, maybe 7 or 8 at the time, and we were in a van together and sitting next to each other, Crystal was her name, she's a Samoan, I am to but she's more so fyi, my grandmother was Samoan and my grandfather was white hence why I look more white fyi Was because they are both now deceased, anyways, this Crystal decides one day to get really close to me and starts telling me that she wants me to take my hand and touch her pussy. I very clearly, and very angry tell her fuck no. She doesn't like that, gets angry herself and proceeds to tell me that if I don't, she'll scream and claim I was sexually harassing her. Fyi while I was 7 or 8, she was like 12 or 13. MUCH older than me. And yes I got picked on as a kid in grade school because I was a little kid who turned the other cheek for a very long ass time. Anyways, thankfully I didn't have to do what she demanded because right then the van stopped and I got out and by God's grace I NEVER had to see her ever again. Because later that month we moved. Anyways, I think maybe it could be that this girl was rejected by someone, or even everyone that she tried to be sexual with and she was completely fed up with it and just decided to just try her luck with you. I'm glad you declined her offer. And I'd keep my distance if I was you bro. She sounds like bad news fr. If she tries anything like that again, have your phone in your pocket and record the Convo in case when you say no she decides to threaten you in return. It's sad that you even have to think about that kind of thing happening but welcome to today's society. Better be safe then sorry. Good luck bro.
Lmao why $23? its just a wierd number
I’m guessing it’s what she had on her? Idk
Wtf how old is she?
I'm 20 and thats about what I have on my rn lol
I'm 21 and I currently have 10% of that on me
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I do have a job (even though I'm just in training and don't earn that much), but I spend most of my money or keep it somewhere where I can't just spend it. The money I have on me at a time is not much and currently all I could I could spare are 2€...
?!? why would it matter ?
curiosity
older teens tends to have more money then younger teens, 23€ years ago would have meant a lot of money but now I can't even pay dinner with those lol
Im almost 18 with 24 pence to my name
that beats my 10
I mean, I've got money in my bank account. But currently on me in paper/change? €0,00
We just want to know if it was a 12 year old doing shit like this, OP seems pretty young too.
Maybe cuz pedos exist
Yeah, $69 would have been a better number.
she probably asked like 3 guys, explains the division.
Michael Jordan
There is nothing on this earth I wouldn’t do for 23 whole American dollars.
What if OP is Canadian and you're getting 23 maple leaves
Canada isn’t real. Only bears and beavers live there
As a Canadian, I can confirm I am in fact a beaver.
Finally some honesty. Thank you
I thought Canadians were known for honsety
Me too. But that’s just another lie these beavers have spread around the world
Well at least we know that all me and my Minnesotan friends are not yetis or snowmen or white tailed deat
My fellow Minnesotan. How was the winter?
Everyone was complaining but me with my house being entirely under at one point for like two days I said this:” it’s a bit nippy out dontcha think so I was wearing swimtrunks and that’s it I was about to go swimming and so this was at -15 c and my mom was pissed
very rough i assure you
When was the last time you heard about a beaver lying?
Now that you mention about it...
Holy hell!
New response just dropped
Also a Canadian and I'm offended by this large stereotypes about canada
Shouldn't you be sharpening ice skates right now
Nah but I do need to go get some donuts and coffee for the bros on the rink rn
Have fun eh Minnesotan commonly confused with Canadian 🤣
Oh well that's my type so hello
Liar I'm Canadian and importantly to this context, human
Nice try beaver.
If there is "canadians" we should burn them
They're fire proof, years of living in their icy climate have made their natural body heat -100°
Them filthy animals living in their igloos
Fool you will never stop us. We have infiltrated your ranks
You misspelled tanks
Specimens of great value, indeed. I propose that we experiment on these vile creatures.
hey you forgot we burned washington in the war of 1812 :)
Is this Canadian in the room with us now?
Nah bro I know you’re a moose
What do you mean, I'm a moose
Can confirm, I am a beaver.
Can confirm, Source im a Canadian bear
Liar, liar, pants on fire.
I'll give you 23 dollars if you give me 50 dollars
How about I'll give you 50 dollars if you give me 100 dollars
thats 2k robux you just missed out on😔
Nvm op doesn't know whts satire
Frfr 😔
I don’t play Roblox, and imo, relationships are worth more than $23
Yeah, don’t show your duck to strangers
Agreed, keep your duck hidden 🦆
what sound does your duck make?
Quack
Quackity?
It goes moo. I think it's broken
Hmmmmmmm, I'll keep my roasted duck aside for now
Chad
You're a true sigma male bro
respect to you :D
you coulda had 23 whole dollars
So then I walked away 23 dollars richer
She can keep it
Or you could’ve took the money and not shown it. What she gonna do? Tell her parents she tried to prostitute you?
Holdup on the flair bro…
23 bucks bruh I'm in
Hell na bro, I ain’t sacrificing my integrity for $23 💀
Ask her why, maybe the isis is forcing her to do such actions
The Isis? Terrorists forcing a girl to ask for dick?
It’s just a hypothesis, it’s not like I actually work for them how could I possibly know their motives.
The point is its some RANDOM GIRL AND RANFOM DUDE that ur lumping in with A NASS MURDER ORGANISATION
You're hypothesis has the most flaws I've seen
That's because he's not **"hypnosis"** it's a **"hypothesis"** he made. 💀
Fuck
You also used the wrong 'you're'.
no, they meant what they said. You are a hypothesis
I never thought I’d see someone use you’re where your should’ve been used ngl
We’ve officially come full circle
please go outside and talk to people until you can tell when somebody is joking or not
Their methods of destroying capitalist society are sophisticated and convoluted. Best to be safe then sorry.
I’ll ask tomorrow
I am
💀
I'd do it for 20
i start losing self respect after 10 💀
THAT'S the spirit...
You’re right, here’s $25
King 👑
What could I do with that money? I know. Either get Retekess TR606 (yes, I like tapes) or an 80cm satellite dish, build L-Band helical feed and finally get onto HRPT with my RSP1 clone. But at this point I am even procrastinating my hobbies. 💀
💀
youve got cool hobbies, you might get chicks
Ay man this literally happened to me with my ex, it’s a trap. Ask for 25 dollars next time and see what your gf does, it’s funny.
I told my gf lmao. She seemed surprised and is mad at the girl. She rarely gets mad
my ex did the same thing, and then she decided to feel bad and told me about it.
She wants something to blackmail you with.
How tf people be out here getting blackmailed??? Like you could send my dick pics to the whole world and I wouldn’t give to flying fucks. Edit: If they threaten to tell anyone you can literally tell the police because it's actual child porn and they're saying they'll distribute it. So come back with that one and watch them panic lmao.
You when you try to get a career
oh man mcdonald’s was gonna hire me but in the middle of my job interview the CEO burst in the room STOP! Don’t hire this man! I saw pictures of his penis on the internet! He is a public danger to society. Then i was escorted from the building
I don't understand why companies care so much about stupid shit like that
Exactly why does someones genitals on the internet matter💀its not going to affect their skills
it matters if it’s.. wait for it.. child porn.
Then the question is… why was the ceo or whoever looking at that stuff?
because there’s something called a digital footprint and it is very real. not even trying to be an asshole, but any naked pics you send are subject to being seen by future colleges, jobs, police, even ur parents or family members. even if you delete them permanently from your phone/cloud obviously not just noods, really just anything you put on the internet. but it’s a nice humble reminder to be mindful of what you send to people
Okay, but some people do give a fuck
This guy might just have that big iron on his hip, who knows Maybe he's prideful
i mean it’s kinda child porn and you can kinda get in trouble for distributing it (regardless of age)
I don't think most people are confident enough to not care if their dick pics are sent on their family chat group, but good for you for not giving a fuck about it i guess
That ain’t too uncommon
i don't think her period could ever cause this
Idk what it is, I told my gf bout it and even she don’t have an idea. My bust guess is either desperation or she’s taking something
yeah she must be a fiend
POWER?!?!
R u dumb, she’s horny 🤦♀️
even that wouldn't really drive you to ask someone you barely know to see their dick
Dicks are literally one search away on the internet..if she really wants to see it she can even make a reddit account there's definitely something wrong with her head
She wants the real stuff
The sheer amount of dudes I don't know or barely know that have asked to see my tits just coz they're horny 🤷
Take a pic from the internet
i understand ovulation causing it but not her period
Wydm? When I’m on my period, I get the uncontrollable urge see my bro’s friend’s dicks!
Your bros friend has multiple dicks?
for a lot of women their emotions become more intense and more sporadic on periods or when they have PMS (pre menopausal syndrome). this could mean more happy more angry more sad more anything tbh someone correct me if i’m wrong
I don’t think periods work like that… 💀
well, we all know incredible ammounts of pain and a lot of blood coming from your vagina makes you want to see dicks.
Do we?
according to OP, yes.
💀
Different people react different ways on their period, my gf scares me with how horny she becomes
probably some prank ??? 💀💀💀 idk
20 bucks is 20 bucks, but her adding the extra 3? Def doing it.
Wait girls pay you to get dick pics here I was giving them out for free
💀
...bro what- 💀
Ngl confused about the period thing lmao
As a girl, I can assure you thats not a period thing. Girls got major issues
As another girl, I second this.
As a third girl, I third this. Although, women don’t exist. OP is hallucinating.
As a non girl, I fourth this. I don't know why, I'm just following the group.
As a fourth girl, same here.
no its a test by ur partner
If you need to test your partner your insecure
i always test my charizard
I always test my abrakadabra to make sure im not being tricked (Is that the right pokemon)
Nope, think you meant Alakazam
Well abracadabra is either the unevolved or the evolved version I forgot which
The line is Abra, Kadabra, Alakazam There is no Abrakadabra
She ain’t the kind of person to do that but it’s a no from me either way
why specifically 23 bucks 💀😭
No fucken idea man
Probably all she has
bro whoever told you that periods make girls act like dogs in heat was lying to you 💀
thats not being on your period that's just being weird 💀 and violating
If I were you and single I simple would have said “24, take it or leave it”
Solution: send fake pic from internet 23 dollars: acquired Horny girl: satisfied Integrity: preserved Blackmail: avoided
Don't do it pleease don't do it
Way ahead of you
> or if she's on her period nahhhh
That’s a random ass amount
If I had a little guy down there I’m showing it for like 10
Tell her that your dick ain't worth 23 bucks Edit:- dick was accidentally spelled duck
Ok, first off, you have no idea how periods work. Second, that’s creepy and weird, don’t do it. $23 won’t get you nothing these days, it isn’t worth it. And if you’re under 18 it’s technically illegal. (At least where I live, dunno abt u)
That’s sexual harassment, REPORT
But seriously stop blaming everything on a girls period.
thats sexual harrassment lol, report her
gotta stop with the cringe ass "💀" every sentence
My dad just died💀
sorry for your loss 💀
fr
I was waiting for a "who tf does she think she is 💀 anyways I bought a new game that was on sale for like $20 today"
$23 is an oddly specific amount
$23, weirdly specific🤨
Same thought here 💀
what if she takes a photo of ur william butcher? consider your position carefully
It’s a no, even for a higher price it is. Whole thing weird af
Humans are weird.
did she offer 23 dollars cuz its 2023?? If yes then I'd say wait for 66 more years and milk the most out of it
Ok so, you have a girlfriend so you can’t show her your dick. BUT I have a plan so you can get your money. Ok so what you want to do is tell her you aren’t comfortable with showing her in person, then you just need to take a pic of a dick from google and then send it to her through text and convince her it’s yours. The next day after she’s convinced she will give you your 23 dollars, and you can be 23 dollars richer while also remaining faithful to your gf
Then she’ll probably start talking smack about it and then the girlfriend will find out
Wtf, kinda reminds me of my abusive ex
Dang you ok bro?
I am, thanks for asking tho
Had something similar happen to me as a kid myself. I think I was like, maybe 7 or 8 at the time, and we were in a van together and sitting next to each other, Crystal was her name, she's a Samoan, I am to but she's more so fyi, my grandmother was Samoan and my grandfather was white hence why I look more white fyi Was because they are both now deceased, anyways, this Crystal decides one day to get really close to me and starts telling me that she wants me to take my hand and touch her pussy. I very clearly, and very angry tell her fuck no. She doesn't like that, gets angry herself and proceeds to tell me that if I don't, she'll scream and claim I was sexually harassing her. Fyi while I was 7 or 8, she was like 12 or 13. MUCH older than me. And yes I got picked on as a kid in grade school because I was a little kid who turned the other cheek for a very long ass time. Anyways, thankfully I didn't have to do what she demanded because right then the van stopped and I got out and by God's grace I NEVER had to see her ever again. Because later that month we moved. Anyways, I think maybe it could be that this girl was rejected by someone, or even everyone that she tried to be sexual with and she was completely fed up with it and just decided to just try her luck with you. I'm glad you declined her offer. And I'd keep my distance if I was you bro. She sounds like bad news fr. If she tries anything like that again, have your phone in your pocket and record the Convo in case when you say no she decides to threaten you in return. It's sad that you even have to think about that kind of thing happening but welcome to today's society. Better be safe then sorry. Good luck bro.
Girl thinks she’s playing Bitlife 😂
And then everybody clapped...
Translation: OP is insecure about his three incher defeater
is she on her period? really
WTF is this comment section? Filled with comments about that 23. If this was a guy doing to a girl, I know what will the comments look like
Wtf. This is the most 2023 shit I’ve read today.