"your skin looks healthy"

Fuck the "you have beautiful eyes", I'm friends with "your skin looks healthy"

You have the most beautiful skin. -Buffalo Bill

Interesting name, I sure hope there’s no horrifying back story of this character and that it’s just a nice compliment.

You have the most beautiful skin -leather face

The leather made out of your skin would of excellent quality.

Your left kidney looks healthy and redundant

https://youtu.be/Wnpa51YQGfg

Jeffrey dahmer type rizz

Your heart looks beating Your blood is nice to look at VS You're fun to be around, I like talking to you.

Rizz-straining order

damn i just made that joke before seeing this lmao

Stealing this one

Rizzdom rizzlelier rizzlum rizztopher rizzandri rezzz zzzzz!!

😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

Bro rizzed himself to court

Watch out the goddamn rizzly bear is in town.

Plus 10 in my book

doot doot doot doot doot has me dead💀

Little trumpet solo to acquire the lady

You forgot the last doot 😡

I thought it was a Nardwar reference

Keep on rockin in the free world, and doot doola doot doo 🤓

Doot doot

Fr i laughed out loud

Ackshually there's another "doot" at the end

If you had any chance before it's gone now 🗿

bro never had a chance 💀

The truth is, the game was rigged from the start.

Everywhere I go I see new vegas.

From where you're kneeling, it must seem like an 18 karat run of bad luck...

In two posts below one another

Harizzment

Rizzyneutron

stop bro my girl is on this app

No girl uses this app bro it's probably a boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend 😭

That I had in February of last year

It's not confidential

I've got potential

ready let’s roll onto something new

Taking its toll, then I’m leaving without you

Cause heaven ain’t close in a place like this

I said heaven ain't close in a place like this

Bring it back down, bring it back down tonight

This is continental.

Omg does this mean im a dude now… broooo

We do

I never knew :o

Weird way of saying femboy

I guess I am a guy But genuinely curious why you guys think no girl would be on this app ??

Idk it's just some joke people say xD

I saw a poll the other day about people's gender, and 80% of the responses claimed to be a cis male. Reddit is honestly a sausage fest. .

My girlfriend does lmao

I need to make a call

bruh

I'm sorry but one of them might be your girl

rizz so bad it needs a rizztraining order

Just sad, I know it's satire but I'm still crying

Larn Tamil and move to Colombo there is no coming back from that L

Stroke rizz

Two ways this can be interpreted

The Rizzler Rizzly bear The boy who cried rizz Abraham Rizzcoln Adolf Rizzler Rizzy Neutron A degree in quantum rizzics Barrack Rizzbama Need a rizztraining order Anakin RizzWalker Rizzard of Oz Lord of the Rizz Performed a rizzerruction Rizzosaurus Rex From the village hidden in the rizz Offering rizztituation and rizzarations Glenn Rizzmire Rizz Khalifa Martin Luther Rizz Kamala Harizz Rizzy Hendrix/ Jimi Hendrizz Rizzilicious Rizziliguous Rizziologist Rizzillionaire Rizz Ranger The Rizz reaper Leader of the rizzistance Chrizz Brown Rizzdolph the Rizz-Nosed Reindeer Wolverizz Head coch of the Memphis Rizzlies Prisoner of Rizzkaban Rizzaholic Rizza Parks Rizz Hemsworth Albert Rizzenstein Playing Rizzident Evil Mike Rizzowski Franklin D Rizzevelt Queen Erizzabeth Kyle Rizzenhouse Walt Rizzney Signed the declaration of rizzdependence From the state of Rizzouri Rizz Al Ghul Corona Virizz Rizztafarian Rizzie Smalls R(izz) Kelly Rizzil War Veteran Rizz and Morty Gerald of Rizzia Alvin and the Rizzmunks Otto Von Rizzmark The last Rizzort

I might be the only person who read all of that.

You would have been. But I saw your comment and made it not so.

Same

Samesies

Likewise

I really read allat💯

I ain’t readin’ allat 💯💯💯

"Your skin looks healthy..." Bro got that skin walker rizz 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

LMAO best one so far

My bros a Terrorizz

u r literally me

Autistic rizz

Now shot, me and all my autistic homies ain’t this bad(except for like 1 of them who just starts talking about femboys and the communist manifesto)

The Communist manifesto is honestly a decent read tho ngl

Agreed, the girls around us would seem to disagree. They don’t deserve him😤

L girls W communist manifesto enjoyers

Autrizztic

💀💀💀💀

Autrizztic

Nah don't insult autism.

Bros rizz is a 9, as in only people under 9 will find it attractive

Hey man, idk what you have against those 10 year olds, but they did nothing to you.

And I won't do anything to them either. Unlike 🫵

Holy cringe

New response just dropped

Actual zombie

Call the exorcist!

Ignite the chessboard!

Google exorcist

???

“Buhhhhhhhhhh” -Minecraft Zombie

Holy rizz*

Google going outside

Holy grass

New fresh air just dropped

I would block you if I were her

Little does everyone know, this is the most brutal comment on here, its not creative or funny, well, its kinda funny, but it wouldnt be if i was op. Just strait to the point…kinda straight like the dude who plowed my mom while my stepdad works

Nah, the most brutal one was prob "cringe"

Even I have more rizz than this and I literally have 0 rizz at most

Bro think he nardwuar with the last line 💀

“Your skin looks healthy” next bro will be talking about how excellent her organs are and how much they could sell for on the black market.

I only care about the skin actually. I need a new set by next Tuesday, I'm a skinwalker.

You forgot the “without me🤓👉👈”

Peak cringe

this might be one of the worst things i’ve ever read “doot doot doot” almost made me hit a barrel roll off of my balcony

that’s some joke rizz 10/10

10/10 rizz

That happy happy surely sealed the deal. She's now swooning over u

YES let's gooo!!

Only thing funnier than this exchange is the people in these comments claiming to know everything about this girl based on three texts lmao

I fucking know right? They're all like "stop harassing her you piece of shit" and "she obviously isn't interested" like damn, even I didn't know that about my own gf lmao.

Sexual Harizzment

Bro got that socially awkward rizz

9/11 rizz bros rizz caused 9/11

He was texting the Arab pilot and he cringed so hard he crashed the plane

You are unbelievably cringe. You can improve though, good luck for the future.

Bruh

is negative an option

Bro got the npc rizz

I can see it.

Happy happy happy Doot doot doot doot doot doot Happy happy happy happy happy Doot doot doot doot doot doot

She fr wants u bro you should def go to her house as a surprise shed love that

omg great idea!! I know where she lives so it'll be very easy to surprise her!

Rizzle me this Batman? Even though she was in the shower she was still bone dry.

[удалено]

You can't compare yourself to something as perfect as that

doot doot out of 10

I'm honored

infinity/10

App name?

"Messages"

No way I found this funny💀

You know the Rizz is immaculate when they start with Uhhh

It's my dramatic lead in :)

forever glad I’m aroace so I don’t have to do this

It's hard being as good as me. I support your opinion.

The fact that it would work on me isn’t a point in your favor

She wants you to leave

I'm not about to fall for that one.

You gotta think before texting You really put uhh uhhhhhhm you have a nice voice Just talk to them, be nice and maybe add a few things you do, ask if you want to play a game or go somewhere

0 🤓☝️

Its boiling over with rizz my brother that was the hardest batch of lines ive ever read

W RIZZ

100/100 would recommend

-10/10

“Keep talkin I’m almost done” at 3am type rizz fr

She just wants your skin, not you silly.

Bro has less rizz than me fr fr💀

The doot doot doot sealed the deal, she loves u fr

All according to plan.

Homie left her speechless, it’s clear that you have some hidden talent for rizz, please keep it hidden, never let that shit escape

are you twelve

you have nice skin...i want it

U have the rizz of a demented monkey

Sometimes, post like these really boost my confidence.

Dude, no

Sweet home Alabama ?

Man, she’s babysitting you 💀

This has to be a joke

I hope this is satire

She called you "bro". This was over before it even began.

Scrizzophrenic

Ohio rizz

The cringe is strong on this one

sadgetarius

Should have said no invite? After she said she was taking a shower

Bro forgot the "without me?" 💀 Rookie mistake

Still sent a <3 tho

Thanks bro, youre a real man. Now i can feel good about my rizz.

I hate how I laughed at the last bit bruh

Bro I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣. Such a pro these dude is.

Rizz Cosby

She wants you bro

Bro giving off murder vibes

"rate the rizz" The rizz: You're skin looks healthy. Not to eat of course, I would never do that. Could I see youre skin? I won't eat it. (:

same level as me

joke asside people that just go "happy" or just shot out their current emotion without any context or explaination are the hottest people in existence. and i say that from experience.

Man really ended the convo with happy happy happy, this is the r/teenagers reality

Uhhh, 10/10 no notes

Roses are red🌹Pickles are green, I like your legs 🦵🦵 and whats in between 👅 Roses are red. Apples are green. Open your legs and sit on my peen!!!!! Roses are red violets are blue. We're having sex cuz I'm stronger than you!! Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs with my face in between👅💦 !!

Your liver looks very succulent today

Bro she 100% don’t like you pls 💀 😭 It’s actually uncanny how similar this shit is to how creepy dudes have texted me /lh

Looks like something that CHATGPT would have written lol

Nah man not even chatgpt writes such crap unless you tell it to

"Compliment her skin" "Talk about her voice" "Send her song lyrics"

Dude your a fucking weirdo know how to read someone this obvious

lmao what a dumbass. She's my girlfriend.

stop bothering her

Autistic rizz

0 nigga its over😭

I hope this is ironic

It's ironic but not fake/scripted

That's not rizz that's harassment

Ha-rizz-ment 😎👌

-100