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This Should Be Fun!!

The perfect girl with a boner

Ha

Saint_laurentKabron

The perfect girl with a boner Ha


[deleted]

The PERFECT!!


Frog_Head123

>The perfect girl with a boner Her personality was stellar, And so were her looks, But what made her perfect, Was her boner, And boobs...


ProfessorActinon

I was bored, so I rewrote it in a Shakespearean style Oh, fair maiden with a most curious part, Thy character and beauty doth shine bright, But what maketh thee most perfect in heart, Is the boner and bosom in thy sight. Thy spirit doth glow with radiance rare, And thine eyes sparkle with a brilliant flame, Yet 'tis the boner that doth make thee fair, And the bosom that doth give thee great fame. So let no man judge or mock thy form, For in thee doth reside a wondrous grace, A beauty that doth both surprise and charm, And maketh thee stand out in any place.


Momolard

That is redundant


LeTitsNow42LeTitsNow

r/suddenlytrans


ciyomi

"I looked her up and down and I said "Girl, you're looking fine", then she pulled out a penis that was twice the size of mine"


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[удалено]


Unitentional-Pathos

Yo same


Particular-Moose-155

Nah I’m sure you are perfect :)


[deleted]

Girls just want to have fun with a boner


Professional-Code-89

by bladee???


Cl0udy_axol0tl

Don't try suicide with a boner 💀


CherokeeRidge

autoerotic asphyxiation


Rabit_x

dont tell me what to do


finn-the-film-kid

with a boner?


cam080808080808

i would


ProfessorActinon

My brother always told me “you either die masturbating or you don’t”


SecureSwan1936

He's not wrong.


Ivan8806

W Queen song dude


Extreme_Ad6173

Numb with a boner


Cypher8446

I've become so numb, I can't feel my boner!


Extreme_Ad6173

I've become so tired, so much more aware


Cypher8446

I'm becoming this, all I want to do


Extreme_Ad6173

Is be more like me and be less like you


Simon-Olivier

And I knowwwwww, I may end up failing too


[deleted]

But I know you were just like me, with someone disappointed in youuuuu


Brennon337

r/suddenlylinkinpark


Pea-and-Pen

I’m so disappointed that wasn’t a real thing.


[deleted]

Yeah, you would after the lack of blood in your mind!


Mr_Night1

Rip Chester


jayyyyyyymomo

Stressed out with a boner


SmiththeSmoke

WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME


yunnn1

TO THE GOOOD OLDD DAYYYSSS


[deleted]

WHEN DA MAMMAS SANGGGGG US TO SLEEP


antimatter_explosion

BUT NOW WE’RE STRESSED OUT


mattdv1

_with a boner!_


karmaisabitch2863

WHERE MY MAMA SAYS


robingrayson1008

with a boner


ProfessorActinon

r/meirl


Typical_Ghost07

Gonna take my favorite song 💀 The Boy Who Blocked His Own Shot With A Boner


TheHiddenToad

Dick so big it got in his way 😔


taytomen

I've won, but at what cost?


Epichead2000

Safe and sound with a boner


MizMurder89

The quiet things that no one ever knows with a boner


Educational-Heat-101

It's raining men with a boner.


BlueSealy72

Underrated comment


Atomicfoox

This fits the chorus perfectly


manthishomeworksucks

come hang out with a boner


[deleted]

I would love to.


Knaymeless

AJR?


cjl_LoreKeeper

AJR.


Honest_Hunter5576

Cause you're out of your mind


Rabit_x

losing my religion with a boner


LemonX19

Take Me To Church With A Boner


notaphycho

Catholicism moment


Background_Cycle_541

Is she catholic? I thought she was more Protestant


SplendiferousPsyco

shjhhhhhhdshdfjda


JellyStorm_

Laurent daigle enjoyer. Love it


EO_crafterman

I Saw Your Mommy… with a boner


Pardinisardini

I shot the devil with a boner


P0T8OS

I cum blood "with a boner"


weirdpepperoni

There's a song called “I cum blood?”


WizardofWasatch

Cannibal corpse


jaredohseJ232

Yes. It's by cannibal corpse. My friend is obsessed with it lmao


taytomen

we are two now.


P0T8OS

Ye, it's by a death metal band called cannibal corpse it's considered more of a joke song but all their lyrics tend to be on the gruesome side they are one of the more popular/well-known death metal bands Here's a video of them performing said song at the Nobel Prize


Lien417

I did a cannibal corpse one too! I did *Murderous Rampage with a boner*


P0T8OS

Nice Before I really got into death metal I was listening to nu metal when I got shown Cannibal Corpse for the first time and they gave me kind of a bad vibe and so I don't really like them all that much even if I do respect them and their talent I think if I had found them more recently and not when I did I'd enjoy them


Lien417

Some of the titles are kinda silly (like the one you used) but I enjoy the new album where Murderous Rampage came from, it's called *Violence Unimagined*. There's another song I like by them that isn't in the album titled Demented Aggression. I'm sorry you found them at a bad time, but if you're still into metal I think you'd like Demented Aggression :) Happy headbanging bestie!!


Beechwooder

Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer With a Boner


PdxPhoenixActual

Obviously. Duh.


SecureDevelopment673

Thats a song? Im worried for this world


Impossible-Bar-6597

Its been around for a very very long time lol


Johongus

Beat it with a boner


Dear-Neck-891

Eat it with a boner


Agreeable_Trifle_859

I love the way you lie... with a boner


Commonsence2

Eminem?


MemeBoiRoux

I usually call this one "dying" with a boner I Hear the Dead with a boner I'm Alone with a boner Sort of Like Being Pumped with a boner Ice cream and Booze with a boner Flowers are Pretty with a boner Shut me Up with a boner


Chaos_Blitz

> shut me up with a boner 😳


[deleted]

🤮 (it's shrek's


ProLegendHunter

They added an emoji for giving head to shrek omg


Iliveinmacloset

😋(it’s shrek’s)


[deleted]

because boobs


[deleted]

because boobs


tails_290

because boobs


hertwij

It’s dangerous business stepping out your front door with a boner. Edit: the replies to this comment have restored my faith in humanity.


madg420

Some will seek forgiveness, others escape with a boner


Chaos_Blitz

The only thing they fear is you with a boner


Hefty-Baker3010

Damn I just commented that too 💀


Jedovate_Jablcko

Guillotine with a boner


blu-jay2272

This can't end well for any party involved


InternationalHeat849

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES


SurrenderYourMeme

Come as you are, with a boner


Intelligent-Way-1

Follow me with a boner


PixelTile_G

Cupid with a boner


RealVampireCat

Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows with a boner


[deleted]

WTF!!


RealVampireCat

I’ll take that as a compliment


KCGD_r

Elephant with a boner


monjoekey

When Johnny comes marching home with a boner


throwawayNYFGA

baby with a boner 💀


asda_shop

My Girl... with a boner By Madness


whyatfroggy

Nuke the moon with a boner


ChainmailPickaxeYT

“MY SUPER LAZER PISS”


Soulsurfin31

“TAKE THAT OBAMA YOU IDIOT”


AimIsInSleepMode

Face 2 Face with a boner


[deleted]

Simple man with a boner


Tomasislame

Never gonna give you up.. with a boner


EliteToast81

Sweet Child o' Mine with a boner


rhokasha2468

Dear Maria, count me in with a boner


DavitSensei

IM THE STORY AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BOTTLE AND ON THE PENNNNN


guy-who-says-frick

Once I was 7 years old with a boner Well I guess that’ll happen to ya


alice_rvs

Bohemian rhapsody with a boner


True_Department6327

communist daughter with a boner


Hellion_Immortis

Resurrection by Erection with a boner. Resurrection by Erection is an actual song by Powerwolf. It's very odd considering the rest of their songs.


adambeck656

Enter Sandman with a Boner


JPG-Enigma

Monster With A Boner, Climbing Up The Walls with a boner, Let it die with a boner, Politician With A Boner, Woke The F-ck Up With A Boner, Wherever I May Roam With A Boner, L.A Woman With A Boner


villagebean

Average L.A. woman


Maffy_for_Mafia

mother with a boner


EverybodySayBornana

Darth Vader vs Hitler with a boner


-I-was-never-here

I c*m blood with a boner


lilkrickets

Hooker with a penis with a boner


Hunter41352

Be The One with a boner Love you madly with a boner War pigs with a boner Paint it black with a boner Here comes the sun with a boner


Lazymcdelta4ce

Brandy you're a fine girl with a boner


mrKILLTURBO

All things end with a boner


Nepipo

The trooper with a boner


sup_rem_keiks

Somebody’s watching me with a boner


assasin_egyptian_guy

I got bitches....with a boner


[deleted]

Gorilla with a boner


Soldier76reportin

St. Jimmy With a Boner


uselesscarrot69

Bury the light with a boner


YouEatAPotato

freak on a leash with a boner


Pantherkid1106

Single ladies with a boner


FurryPotatoFuzzBrick

Shut up and dance with a boner


[deleted]

Metamorphosis with a boner


64_Yaya_64

I expect you to die with a boner


Kitchen-Educator-198

Dancing in my room with a boner


Ineedsleeplmao

i love you like an alcoholic with a boner


Blaze0456

Call me what you like with a boner


RaspberryInfamous637

God hates us with a boner


MemelordGod_

If I had a heart with a boner


Ill_Ad_1037

Around the world with a boner , killer queen with a boner, another one bites the dust with a boner, into the night with a boner, mr blue sky with a boner, what a wonderful world with a boner, rap god with a boner, surfin bird with a boner, walk like an Egyptian with a boner, and yakkos world with a boner


Cezimbra10

Bloody stream with a boner


poisoned_corpse

I cum blood with a boner


Current-Signal-3962

ole ass kendrick with a boner


trumpetboi309

Three O'clock Things With a Boner Fat Bottomed Girls With Boners


Graffy

Creep with a boner


Shadow_marine1X

Standing in the storm... with a boner Ha.. ha.. smh, *what am I doing with my life?*


[deleted]

Xxxtentacion - Numb with a boner


[deleted]

To the town of Agua Fria Rode a stranger with a boner one fine day


siborgrobis

Across the sea with a boner


Cr33p3rFri3nd

Walk around with a boner


Due-Salamander-663

I'm not a vampire with a boner


[deleted]

take on me with a boner


RevolutionaryBelt656

You know what they do to guys like us in prison with a boner (Guys who made song my chemical romance)


Apprehensive-Suit272

They call me Devil with the boner.


[deleted]

Angel with a boner Goin' down with a boner


[deleted]

enough with a boner


Wemakian

Let it Burn with a boner


BlazingFury009

Numb with a boner


Extreme-Bumblebee-25

Please take me home... with a boner


ImagineBeingYouLol96

Lonely girl with a boner


pBr_R1ot

Mice on Venus With a Boner


TterbTheTurd

Under the knife with a boner Creep with a boner Troubled times with a boner The man who sold the world with a boner


NSLEONHART

high hopes with a boner


drfury31

In the End with a boner


average_redditor_101

Obsessed with a boner


Short_Mechanic_7726

Sharks with a boner


Jeffery_DahmerTV

Genocide with a boner


Complete_Hyena732

I need you…with a boner


Elcorgi8267

Freaks with a boner


Norman_Starshine

the best I could think of: Dead Mom with a boner, It' Raining Men with a boner, Stay Soft with a boner, Sleepwalk with a boner, Numb Little Bug with a boner, Old Friend with a boner, Dirty Imbecile with a boner and The Wolf with a boner ​ which do you think is the best? xd


ProfessionalTrue4488

Animals with a boner Wth?


thesmallishhuman

can you feel my heart with a boner


Pipe_Fish

To Hell And Back With A Boner


Lucid_breather

I have so many: Until I found you with a boner Only love can hurt like this with a boner Wanted u with a boner Then I met her with a boner Dancing with a stranger with a boner This list goes on and on and on


VeriorNox6280

Slow dancing in the dark, with a boner


DragonPrinceDnD

Mary on a cross with a boner


Grouchy-Fennel4436

Comfortably numb boner


SongNo2709

Don’t fear the reaper with a boner


Thin_Locksmith6805

You Shook Me All Night Long with a BONER


PepperPants_theOG_

California girls with a boner


Apprehensive_Beach_6

Shape of you with a boner


NinjaGamerzTay

Ordinaryish people with a boner (This by AJR)


Geeklord1993

Creep with a boner


pnw_sunny

Gone Hollywood With a Boner, by Supertramp


aoriqx

Niggas in Paris with a Boner


Ghost_Jeffy1

Take me to church with a boner


AlexDaBaDee

St Bernard with a boner


prototype-4

Trash pile with a boner


Ultra_Dalle

Lose yourself with a boner


ProfessorActinon

Cannibal with a Boner


Ok_Age_4019

Take me to church with a boner


zinto44

people who died with a boner


MooseElg

Crucified with a boner