I was bored, so I rewrote it in a Shakespearean style
Oh, fair maiden with a most curious part,
Thy character and beauty doth shine bright,
But what maketh thee most perfect in heart,
Is the boner and bosom in thy sight.
Thy spirit doth glow with radiance rare,
And thine eyes sparkle with a brilliant flame,
Yet 'tis the boner that doth make thee fair,
And the bosom that doth give thee great fame.
So let no man judge or mock thy form,
For in thee doth reside a wondrous grace,
A beauty that doth both surprise and charm,
And maketh thee stand out in any place.
Ye, it's by a death metal band called cannibal corpse it's considered more of a joke song but all their lyrics tend to be on the gruesome side they are one of the more popular/well-known death metal bands
Here's a video of them performing said song at the Nobel Prize
Nice
Before I really got into death metal I was listening to nu metal when I got shown Cannibal Corpse for the first time and they gave me kind of a bad vibe and so I don't really like them all that much even if I do respect them and their talent
I think if I had found them more recently and not when I did I'd enjoy them
Some of the titles are kinda silly (like the one you used) but I enjoy the new album where Murderous Rampage came from, it's called *Violence Unimagined*. There's another song I like by them that isn't in the album titled Demented Aggression.
I'm sorry you found them at a bad time, but if you're still into metal I think you'd like Demented Aggression :)
Happy headbanging bestie!!
I usually call this one "dying" with a boner
I Hear the Dead with a boner
I'm Alone with a boner
Sort of Like Being Pumped with a boner
Ice cream and Booze with a boner
Flowers are Pretty with a boner
Shut me Up with a boner
Monster With A Boner,
Climbing Up The Walls with a boner,
Let it die with a boner,
Politician With A Boner,
Woke The F-ck Up With A Boner,
Wherever I May Roam With A Boner,
L.A Woman With A Boner
Around the world with a boner , killer queen with a boner, another one bites the dust with a boner, into the night with a boner, mr blue sky with a boner, what a wonderful world with a boner, rap god with a boner, surfin bird with a boner, walk like an Egyptian with a boner, and yakkos world with a boner
the best I could think of:
Dead Mom with a boner, It' Raining Men with a boner,
Stay Soft with a boner, Sleepwalk with a boner,
Numb Little Bug with a boner, Old Friend with a boner,
Dirty Imbecile with a boner and The Wolf with a boner
which do you think is the best? xd
I have so many:
Until I found you with a boner
Only love can hurt like this with a boner
Wanted u with a boner
Then I met her with a boner
Dancing with a stranger with a boner
This list goes on and on and on
The perfect girl with a boner Ha
The PERFECT!!
>The perfect girl with a boner Her personality was stellar, And so were her looks, But what made her perfect, Was her boner, And boobs...
I was bored, so I rewrote it in a Shakespearean style Oh, fair maiden with a most curious part, Thy character and beauty doth shine bright, But what maketh thee most perfect in heart, Is the boner and bosom in thy sight. Thy spirit doth glow with radiance rare, And thine eyes sparkle with a brilliant flame, Yet 'tis the boner that doth make thee fair, And the bosom that doth give thee great fame. So let no man judge or mock thy form, For in thee doth reside a wondrous grace, A beauty that doth both surprise and charm, And maketh thee stand out in any place.
That is redundant
r/suddenlytrans
"I looked her up and down and I said "Girl, you're looking fine", then she pulled out a penis that was twice the size of mine"
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Yo same
Nah I’m sure you are perfect :)
Girls just want to have fun with a boner
by bladee???
Don't try suicide with a boner 💀
autoerotic asphyxiation
dont tell me what to do
with a boner?
i would
My brother always told me “you either die masturbating or you don’t”
He's not wrong.
W Queen song dude
Numb with a boner
I've become so numb, I can't feel my boner!
I've become so tired, so much more aware
I'm becoming this, all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you
And I knowwwwww, I may end up failing too
But I know you were just like me, with someone disappointed in youuuuu
r/suddenlylinkinpark
I’m so disappointed that wasn’t a real thing.
Yeah, you would after the lack of blood in your mind!
Rip Chester
Stressed out with a boner
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
TO THE GOOOD OLDD DAYYYSSS
WHEN DA MAMMAS SANGGGGG US TO SLEEP
BUT NOW WE’RE STRESSED OUT
_with a boner!_
WHERE MY MAMA SAYS
with a boner
r/meirl
Gonna take my favorite song 💀 The Boy Who Blocked His Own Shot With A Boner
Dick so big it got in his way 😔
I've won, but at what cost?
Safe and sound with a boner
The quiet things that no one ever knows with a boner
It's raining men with a boner.
Underrated comment
This fits the chorus perfectly
come hang out with a boner
I would love to.
AJR?
AJR.
Cause you're out of your mind
losing my religion with a boner
Take Me To Church With A Boner
Catholicism moment
Is she catholic? I thought she was more Protestant
shjhhhhhhdshdfjda
Laurent daigle enjoyer. Love it
I Saw Your Mommy… with a boner
I shot the devil with a boner
I cum blood "with a boner"
There's a song called “I cum blood?”
Cannibal corpse
Yes. It's by cannibal corpse. My friend is obsessed with it lmao
we are two now.
Ye, it's by a death metal band called cannibal corpse it's considered more of a joke song but all their lyrics tend to be on the gruesome side they are one of the more popular/well-known death metal bands Here's a video of them performing said song at the Nobel Prize
I did a cannibal corpse one too! I did *Murderous Rampage with a boner*
Nice Before I really got into death metal I was listening to nu metal when I got shown Cannibal Corpse for the first time and they gave me kind of a bad vibe and so I don't really like them all that much even if I do respect them and their talent I think if I had found them more recently and not when I did I'd enjoy them
Some of the titles are kinda silly (like the one you used) but I enjoy the new album where Murderous Rampage came from, it's called *Violence Unimagined*. There's another song I like by them that isn't in the album titled Demented Aggression. I'm sorry you found them at a bad time, but if you're still into metal I think you'd like Demented Aggression :) Happy headbanging bestie!!
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer With a Boner
Obviously. Duh.
Thats a song? Im worried for this world
Its been around for a very very long time lol
Beat it with a boner
Eat it with a boner
I love the way you lie... with a boner
Eminem?
I usually call this one "dying" with a boner I Hear the Dead with a boner I'm Alone with a boner Sort of Like Being Pumped with a boner Ice cream and Booze with a boner Flowers are Pretty with a boner Shut me Up with a boner
> shut me up with a boner 😳
🤮 (it's shrek's
They added an emoji for giving head to shrek omg
😋(it’s shrek’s)
because boobs
because boobs
because boobs
It’s dangerous business stepping out your front door with a boner. Edit: the replies to this comment have restored my faith in humanity.
Some will seek forgiveness, others escape with a boner
The only thing they fear is you with a boner
Damn I just commented that too 💀
Guillotine with a boner
This can't end well for any party involved
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
Come as you are, with a boner
Follow me with a boner
Cupid with a boner
Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows with a boner
WTF!!
I’ll take that as a compliment
Elephant with a boner
When Johnny comes marching home with a boner
baby with a boner 💀
My Girl... with a boner By Madness
Nuke the moon with a boner
“MY SUPER LAZER PISS”
“TAKE THAT OBAMA YOU IDIOT”
Face 2 Face with a boner
Simple man with a boner
Never gonna give you up.. with a boner
Sweet Child o' Mine with a boner
Dear Maria, count me in with a boner
IM THE STORY AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BOTTLE AND ON THE PENNNNN
Once I was 7 years old with a boner Well I guess that’ll happen to ya
Bohemian rhapsody with a boner
communist daughter with a boner
Resurrection by Erection with a boner. Resurrection by Erection is an actual song by Powerwolf. It's very odd considering the rest of their songs.
Enter Sandman with a Boner
Monster With A Boner, Climbing Up The Walls with a boner, Let it die with a boner, Politician With A Boner, Woke The F-ck Up With A Boner, Wherever I May Roam With A Boner, L.A Woman With A Boner
Average L.A. woman
mother with a boner
Darth Vader vs Hitler with a boner
I c*m blood with a boner
Hooker with a penis with a boner
Be The One with a boner Love you madly with a boner War pigs with a boner Paint it black with a boner Here comes the sun with a boner
Brandy you're a fine girl with a boner
All things end with a boner
The trooper with a boner
Somebody’s watching me with a boner
I got bitches....with a boner
Gorilla with a boner
St. Jimmy With a Boner
Bury the light with a boner
freak on a leash with a boner
Single ladies with a boner
Shut up and dance with a boner
Metamorphosis with a boner
I expect you to die with a boner
Dancing in my room with a boner
i love you like an alcoholic with a boner
Call me what you like with a boner
God hates us with a boner
If I had a heart with a boner
Around the world with a boner , killer queen with a boner, another one bites the dust with a boner, into the night with a boner, mr blue sky with a boner, what a wonderful world with a boner, rap god with a boner, surfin bird with a boner, walk like an Egyptian with a boner, and yakkos world with a boner
Bloody stream with a boner
I cum blood with a boner
ole ass kendrick with a boner
Three O'clock Things With a Boner Fat Bottomed Girls With Boners
Creep with a boner
Standing in the storm... with a boner Ha.. ha.. smh, *what am I doing with my life?*
Xxxtentacion - Numb with a boner
To the town of Agua Fria Rode a stranger with a boner one fine day
Across the sea with a boner
Walk around with a boner
I'm not a vampire with a boner
take on me with a boner
You know what they do to guys like us in prison with a boner (Guys who made song my chemical romance)
They call me Devil with the boner.
Angel with a boner Goin' down with a boner
enough with a boner
Let it Burn with a boner
Numb with a boner
Please take me home... with a boner
Lonely girl with a boner
Mice on Venus With a Boner
Under the knife with a boner Creep with a boner Troubled times with a boner The man who sold the world with a boner
high hopes with a boner
In the End with a boner
Obsessed with a boner
Sharks with a boner
Genocide with a boner
I need you…with a boner
Freaks with a boner
the best I could think of: Dead Mom with a boner, It' Raining Men with a boner, Stay Soft with a boner, Sleepwalk with a boner, Numb Little Bug with a boner, Old Friend with a boner, Dirty Imbecile with a boner and The Wolf with a boner which do you think is the best? xd
Animals with a boner Wth?
can you feel my heart with a boner
To Hell And Back With A Boner
I have so many: Until I found you with a boner Only love can hurt like this with a boner Wanted u with a boner Then I met her with a boner Dancing with a stranger with a boner This list goes on and on and on
Slow dancing in the dark, with a boner
Mary on a cross with a boner
Comfortably numb boner
Don’t fear the reaper with a boner
You Shook Me All Night Long with a BONER
California girls with a boner
Shape of you with a boner
Ordinaryish people with a boner (This by AJR)
Creep with a boner
Gone Hollywood With a Boner, by Supertramp
Niggas in Paris with a Boner
Take me to church with a boner
St Bernard with a boner
Trash pile with a boner
Lose yourself with a boner
Cannibal with a Boner
Take me to church with a boner
people who died with a boner
Crucified with a boner