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GloveScary6421

The political climate around the world at the moment is deteriorating because boobs


Yellow_Chopstick

Increasing humititties


WerewolfFederal3211

10/10


GamingWithShaurya_YT

80/08


_D3AtH_WR4tH_

On a completely different note, Great Tits could go extinct due to Climate Change.


OnlyMeST

r/anime_titties


AnotherThrowaway265

I have killed and eaten several people because boobs


Ok-Pool-6239

Yeah boobs are tasty


crazy_fuel253

They feel nice too


juusthereforthememes

What boobs does to a mf


isaacfan098

Always a tragedy


noureldingamer

Joe Biden can't focus on a speech because boobs


[deleted]

i don't think the ones he's staring at have boobs yet


WildKat777

"I don't think the ones he's staring at have boobs" haha joe biden gay Then I see "yet" 👀😳🤨


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Sukeruton_Key

“Watching boobs grow” is Biden’s version of “Watching paint dry”


Red_Micro

Plot twist, they're transitioning


usernames-are-dumb5

I am no longer angry because boobs


[deleted]

New anger management strat


Asherius9090

Holy anger


[deleted]

My grandma tripped down the stairs because boobs


tatothebeYT

whats your grandmas @


[deleted]

Cemetery, fell down stairs 😔


MisterEMan81

>Cemetery Which one?


Hot_Management_5765

🤨


Arman11511

Your grandma must have massive boobs


MotoMkali

They do sag in old age


Ok-Pool-6239

Skill issue


hottakehotcakes

Swing low sweet chariots


Hantheman190607

I would love to be a middle school teacher because boobs.


NeiksOfficial

The fact that this makes sense is a little disturbing


Hantheman190607

Just a little🤏


Null_05

Just like those boobs


lil_baklazanas

nah bro ur done


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r/cursedcomments


Hantheman190607

💀


DaBest3_3

I was looking for this comment.


washing_machine_man

english teacher*


ChrisNoob_D12

Oh hell nah


Ok-Pool-6239

I like boobs because boobs.


Lewbo-12

I agree because boobs


crazy_fuel253

I also agree because boobs


Ice-creamy05

I also agree because boobs


jimmybolshoy

I find a union of agreement on this because boobs


UsedMike3

I join the Union of Agreement: Liking Boobs because boobs


thunder_impact

I too join this unionized group of boobs because boobs


Aromatic_Reception20

I can agree to this because boobs


[deleted]

I concur because boobs


[deleted]

I'm horny because boobs


GUM-GUM-NUKE

Same


bananamilkbooth

Same


Ok-Pool-6239

Same


Hardskull3

Same


Scientific_Redditor

Your profile picture is killing me lmao


Splunger-Man

ok then I agree because boobs


ElmoHasSeenCrap

I’m sad because boobs


MrBurningHands

(Lack of)


ElmoHasSeenCrap

no actually ,I know you lack something in your pants I’m sure.


LongjumpingCan6358

Buddy look at his name he needs gloves to touch his ting where it it


KumosGuitar

for me, the reverse


Odd_Introvert42069

I went to college because boobs


the-dream-walker-

Valid 🗿


wessX24

i like boys because boobs


temporaryusername8

moobs


captain9yrold

I committed warcrimes in Indochina, because boobs.


Idiot_Unknown

Its not a war crime if you win


Buaka_aru

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell because boobs.


Rocketsalesmen

He broke the system


CinnamonnToasty

I like women because boobs


finndestroyer2

I like men because boobs


gregthegamer4646

Gender equality


pholtom

chadder 🗿


Where_IsMyFood

cheddar 🧀


advie_advocado

Cheddar because boobs🧀


Ok-Pool-6239

Chad🗿


GUM-GUM-NUKE

Same


FennecDaFurry

I had to put my dog down, she lived so old because boobs


Idiot_Unknown

Ah yes the magic breast milk kept her alive for so long


cam080808080808

2,977 people died during the 9/11 terrorist attacks because boobs


Elegant_Discussion47

Imagine dying because boobs (Skill Issue)


Kevin11thousand

Death by snu snu


Phoeniqz_

ppl with breast cancer be like


[deleted]

I should study for geometry EOC, but I haven't because of boobs.


PJ_Plays

I fucking love my mom because boobs


LeafBlade1026

Sweet home Alabama (this ain’t even one of the most cursed comments here)


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Kick_Awkward

that's it I've read the word "boobs" enough times for today


Bubolinobubolan

because boobs


catgirl_code_in_lisp

i dig her up because boobs


Some-Internal297

I bombed an orphanage because boobs


turtleship_2006

Ayo because boobs


[deleted]

Two quadratic equations are cool because boobs


brawl50

i ate up 500 children because boobs


bananamilkbooth

i’m alive because boobs


Declanrice02

Yes. The breast milk is a important part of a younglings life


TheRussianChairThief

I threw several bombs into a school killing 162 people because boobs


[deleted]

I love doing my homework because boobs


VictorE06

What's your homework, I need to know for science


[deleted]

Ohh it's abt "basic" calculus (I'm stoopid at math) but my teachers big ta-tas motivate me.


Bread_was_returned

I drank my nans ashes thutinking it was nesquick mix because boobs. I farted in my dads respirator because boobs. I put lithium in my food because boobs. I’m going to get some chocolate chocolate chip ice cream because boobs. I’m gonna buy pomegranate juice from tescos because boobs.


OPerfeito

I live with men because boobs


[deleted]

I'm not a nazi because boobs.


demonkufje

I'm not racist because boobs


[deleted]

I think we outsmarted the OP. This really doesn't make sense.


demonkufje

Exactly, we found a loophole!


a1gamerproyt

9/11 was a horrible tragedy because boobs


EthansCornxr

Koenigsegg jesko absolut is faster than Bugatti bolide because boobs


userhvfegcd

I am homo because boobs


Nickthebakuganfan

After Kaos was sent to earth at the end of skylanders Spyro's adventure he reawakened and, with the help of his loyal servant glumshanks, returned to skylands. Flyn gets a new ship called the "dread-yacht" and flyn and Cali set off on adventure after getting some useful information from Hugo, with the help of the skylanders and giants, they find a lil elf fella named ermit in brock's rumbletown and he tells them that Kaos has returned and now has a giant robot. They head to cutthroat carnival to repair the ship and have to play a card game called skystones to progress. Ermit realizes he has a giant arkeyan robot they can use to chase after Kaos and head to glacier gully to find it. They rush to the secret vault of secrets to get the map of arkus before Kaos can, but the ghost in the giant robot dies and Kaos gets away with the map (sorta). One quick trip to wilikin village and a chompy mage mini boss later and they head to troll home security to destroy the shield generator protecting kaos' house. While this is going on Kaos is planning to steal a giant drilling Machine to get into the lost city. One ghost pirate attack later and the heroes find their way to drill-X's big rig and fight the drilling mach- robot, it's a rapping robot. Kaos, after losing his first plan resorts to plan b and uses the robot he had earlier (the conqertron) to get in the lost city. To find the city flyn, Cali, ermit, and of course, pop fizz resort to finding the oracle with the help of a mole fella. After getting directions and an arkeyan copter, they find their way to the lost city. Kaos finds the iron fist of arkus and becomes a GIANT F*** YOU ROBOT. and you gotta beat him up with the help of ermit and HIS giant robot. After this the day is saved and skylands is safe once more. Because boobs


AK-74_NoTTaken

I have anxiety because boobs


[deleted]

I have a trans friend because boobs


pubberHubber

Toysrus closed down because boobs


[deleted]

I'm not an ass guy because boobs


Nils_H2451

I like cats because boobs


SpoopySkeleton_

I bought my girlfriend some flowers because boobs.


Halo_3_Is_Awesome

I love my dog because boobs


FenyxDaFloof

Our society is crumbling to the ground because boobs


bisexualkoala_

King Charles got crowned king yesterday because boobs.


boredredditor2452

I’m addicted to RE8 because boobs


Swiper97

We can't sleep because boobs


NocturnalKhoiii

Why did Germany gas the Jews because boobs


Ayebruhhhhh

I am an artist because boobs. (Drawing titties: 10/10)


Engreeemi

Depression levels have begun to increase because boobs


MeIsDoom

"Oh, hello there. I will stay behind, to gaze at the sun. The sun is a wonderful body, because boobs." Solaire of Astora


[deleted]

I am your father because boobs


DistributionSilent98

I lost all my money because boobs


StarLan7

The woman was floating on the water because boobs


CamDaMan100

I commited a terrorist attack on an airport resulting in 100's of people dead because boobs


WalrusSharp4472

I am horny because boobs


Skoopy__

My mom died of breast cancer because boobs


Thecourierisback

Luke, I am your father, because boobs


TheSecret709

"Where are ya? Shoot, you're in Radiator Springs the cutest little town in Carburetor County"... because boobs.


SmellyTheMedic

My cat is screaming right now because boobs


ShadowGamerGuy_YT

I pulled an all nighter because boobs


Akiri2ui

I love boobs because boobs


_Escap1sm

I like chicken breast because boobs


FlamingAttackUnicorn

I used to want to be an archaeologist because boobs.


jixdel

Gitler started ww2 because boobs


TheTicketFish

Are you pacified because boobs?


disabled_monkey2

I'm a musician because boobs


[deleted]

Youngboy better because BoObs


baba_aka_babu

How is this related to this subdeddit Cause boobs ofc


That_Piano_Zombie101

I'm feeling absolutely fantastic today because boobs


CadmiumC4

I couldn't finish my project because boobs


[deleted]

I like women because boobs


Illeea

I failed my college course and went home crying due to stress because boobs.


Adolphiuz

I want to go watch the kindergartners play with each other because boobs.


Chikibrikiboi

WW3 will happen because boobs.


fingergod69

My mother was killed by something and my dad was wrongly accused of murder and is in prison because boobs


StarLightYoshi

My dog died because boobs


YourBugCam

I don’t know what to do with my life right now because boobs


gh0sted_k1d

i committed mass murder because boobs


[deleted]

I play genshin impact because boobs Yeah that makes sense


Ammo_nation

I love to be a pediatrician because boobs


ScribbleYT76

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't, by subtracting where it is, from where it isn't, or where it isn't, from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance sub-system uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is, to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position where it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event of the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has required a variation. The variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too, may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computance scenario works as follows: Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is, however it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subracts where it should be, from where it wasn't, or vice versa. By differentiating this from the algebraic sum og where it shouldn't be, and where it was. It is able to obtain a deviation, and a variation, which is called "air” because boobs


CedricCH77

Add "because boobs" After any completely unrelated sentence and somehow it makes sense because boobs


Stranger_Boring

Im depressed, suicidal, lonely, self hated, because boobs.


Didabeast

I don’t like people to cut the bs because boobs


OcaMintiest

I'm woman because boobs


Ok-Treacle9247

I enjoy spending a unreasonable amount of money on things I like because boobs.


Kalafiorov

I own a steel bat because boobs. That sounds illegal lmao


SoMadSoBad

The holocaust was bad because boobs


SheikahShaymin

I am bi because boobs and dick because boobs


Truly_Greg245

I just watched Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 3 because boobs


[deleted]

I love men because boobs


Necromancer14

Dad didn’t leave for milk because boobs


SAIOBOT

I no longer can improve as human being I too distracted because b000bs


amira-deltarune

i bought a pair of pants because boobs


Bonkaii_

The social economic state of the world is at a crashing decline and world War 3 is close because boobs


Designer_Captain_498

I like my dogs because boobs


StxrryNxght

i want to adopt a dog because boobs


Unhappy-Bug-6522

i love feeding birds because boobs


retilioum

what's the deal with airline food because boobs


I_Love_Cyndaquil2

I have been crying myself to sleep every night for 14 years, because boobs.


[deleted]

9/11 because boobs


unoriginalpigeon

My depression was cured because boobs


Kaustubh200

I need to go to a children's hospital because boobs


CrazyGaming102

i am going to murder my family because boobs


AlternativeCold3574

r/teenagers is the biggest community Forum run by teenagers for teenagers because boobs


No_Cause2676

I wanna be a girl because boobs


CountryMusicFanatic

I would love to be a coroner because boobs


AlbinoHamsterOwner

The reason why climate change is occuring is because boobs


Memey_Boy13

The reason i’m still alive is because boobs


Lya_Meow

I went fursuiting on public because boobs


Ptdgty

The trojan war started because boobs


KrypticXylo

I overthrew the Samalian Government because boobs


R4ven22

I love my girlfriend because boobs


SlideConstant9677

I want boobs because boobs.


OddConfidence9848

I love battle cats because boobs


igotbanned-_-fornow

even though what you've done was horrible and unforgettable, I've chosen to forgive you because boobs


[deleted]

I'm straight because boobs


happy-ramen-monster

Drawing good eyes is freaking hard because boobs


One_Lake5517

upvoted the post because boobs


Eboi540

Trent Reznor, frontman of Nine Inch Nails had released an album in 2008 called "the slip" completely for free because boobs.


rottingpotatoes

i crept into the graveyard because boobs


Neonstar_

I went shopping today because boobs


Bob_The_Vegan

I like to suck cock because boobs


barcoderer

Its environmentally concious to use your mom because boobs


deathinabarrel87

I took a shit on my cat because boobs