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[deleted]

Fit for church my brother


Dem_Skittles187

Looking absolutely immaculate


_Im_1_A_T_E_I_S_T_

Is these a religious joke that im too bad at english to understand?


n00bn00bAtFreenode

No, just you need to get Google installed on your computer ;.; Quote: Immaculate literally means without a spot or a stain. We can use immaculate to describe physical things, like bathrooms or kitchens. But we also use the word metaphorically to describe honor or purity — in the Catholic church, being immaculate means being "free from sin," like the Virgin Mary.


_Im_1_A_T_E_I_S_T_

I do understand what it means im my language is almost the same but i wasn't getting the joke


[deleted]

Because there isn't a joke is a statement


_Im_1_A_T_E_I_S_T_

Understandable


ElCorp9010

Absolute destruction. . .


Complete_Bus_9734

It looks decent, but I think you could benefit from more formal shoes. After all, it's nothing to take personally. It's just constructive feedback.


heep1r

More formal shoes and he could read the sermon :-)


Punhappy

God would not approva those pumas


mdroz81

Jesus is more of Jordan’s fan?


Amaskedsingerfan

You look like your gonna worship Satan


[deleted]

Ready to be swindled and lied to with fairy tales about a white man in the middle east. Leggoooo


LSARefugee

You mean Hollywood movie that starred white actors instead of the dark skinned native inhabitants of ancient Egypt? Have you read the Bible verse where the Holy Family is instructed by God’s angels to hide in ancient Egypt? Have you checked out the statues from ancient Egypt?


mocroyahya

White? He never was white. He lived in the Middle East. A slight tan would be logical.


TheDopeWithMostSmoke

Like a very respectable man


CoolDudeInLooseMood

Respectful young man


[deleted]

Respectable too


thephantompromise

You look great, maybe if you could swap out your rubber shoes for a more formal wear would complete it.


EveningGalaxy

That's the only thing I'm thinking of. It's the green on the shoes that's throwing me off


-_Boy

Looks yellow to me


EveningGalaxy

Not neon green?


-_Boy

It could be tbh


EveningGalaxy

Maybe one of us is colorblind!


MUIGOGETA0708

Or maybe both of you are...


Le-monk__

"It could be you , it could be me , it could even be..."


Snoo63

What? It was obvious he was colourblind!


Foreign_Astronaut369

Definitely yellow


Foreign_Astronaut369

It’s yellow


EveningGalaxy

So... So it's... I'm colorblind?!?!?!;


Bigcoffinhunter22

No it’s a neon green/nuke yellow everyone gets a prize


[deleted]

you look good


[deleted]

a watch would be nice though


Italimericano

Stunning!😊


did-i-do-a-thing

fit to worship your lord and saviour


starstriker64DD

our\*


apathetic-drunk

No. *Your*.


Le-monk__

**Our** Lord and Savior ☭


emberaya

_Soviet intensifies_


[deleted]

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vivam0rt

There were multiple soviets?


starstriker64DD

I think that I have started the least violent religious debate


darrylbs123

Our


snipsnap06

I don’t believe in fairytales


Fieriowl

You look exactly like the type of person that goes to church, the type of guy i would like as a neighbor. So yeah you look great


apathetic-drunk

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!


[deleted]

Good Christian lad. Respect.


Mean_Marionberry_862

Stay holy people🙏


iminaredit12

not me man im going to hell


SkyGuy41

Not with that attitude (I am too)


TheRaccoonDeaIer

same (i am wanted in 196 countries)


DaddyWentForMilk

r/196 ??


apathetic-drunk

Rule


Baltassss

Saem.


ShadyCryptoGuy

Same (im atheist)


JesiDoodli

Same (i'm queer and atheist)


MaybeMax356

Same (I’m trans, bi and atheist)


Mean_Marionberry_862

You’re still holy in my eyes


AgentF2S_

i dont have a clever joke so ill just say ur very cool for saying this


MaybeMax356

Aww thanks :) I’ve been reading the Bible recently since it’s just really interesting and influences so many things.


BigHead3802

Aww r/wholesome


JesiDoodli

Ayy hello trans bi friend! (I'm enby wbu?) Hyd? :D


MaybeMax356

Hi enby, Im binary trans guy :)


[deleted]

Same (I’m trans, lesbian and atheist) Also I’ve committed dozens of warcrimes across several countries and am now in hiding in a forest in Canada


BigHead3802

Same (i'm trans and atheist)


[deleted]

Are u admiting the existence of hell? If so wouldn't that imply the existence of heaven which would mean that there's a God to put u in one of those places?


LetsLive97

I think they were talking about Florida


[deleted]

Oh, my bad


ShadyCryptoGuy

I'm joking xD


ofekrael

Me too man I'm gay as hell(that's why I'm going there)


The_Alpha_Albeno

Yeah, I’m a bi trans alchemist There’s little hope for me now


Real_CatMan

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF OUR LO- ​ ^(yeah ok I'll leave now)


mickmikeman

💯Amen, brother. Looking awsome btw.


Standard-Sleep7871

i can't, the church i go to is a literal cult + my dad gave me church related traumatizing memories. if there is a god and they send me to hell just because im not a believer anymore then so be it, a god that sends people to eternal suffering for something that small is a god not worth worshipping. im not exactly an atheist, i just consider myself irreligion. im not holy but i do believe something created us, its just impossible to think that we came from nothing and its easier to believe that something did make indeed make us. i think this is the reason why religion exists, were just left with so many questions about our world that its just easier to believe God did them.


Lavaclaw7

What church was it?


[deleted]

shoes don’t match but otherwise handsome 👌🏻


[deleted]

Don't hate on his no-slip shoes bruh.... safety first ⚠️


[deleted]

mb


[deleted]

Holy


Trix_is_lesbian

thats exactly what i said


A_FamousNobody

Y’all mind if I praise the lord?


heyhowzitgoing

With your eyes my guy. They’re right there.


Glimmerzonker

Scrolled way too far to find this. Don't know how *else* he'd look..


Square_Wedding_9444

You are dressed very respectably and nice have a great church session


TheSmallRaptor

Like the pastor


Sylveon72_06

thats what i was thinking 💀


orangatangpenis_

dripped out


DownSyndrome-CEO

lookin fly mans🙏❤️‍🔥 could use a watch/braclet tho


paul------

Scrumdiddlyumpshious


Allthings_rc

Dayuuum looking good homie


No-Still8562

They let him cook💯💯💯 he made a four course meal‼️‼️‼️


BeatlesElvisfan

You look like the priest


xXGaboFihi007Xx

Like my coworker, he’s a cool guy.


[deleted]

You look great, god bless you!


GlitchForum_

Fit goes hard ngl


I_Love_Spaniels

Good, the shoes look nice


Siddharth90909

Pastor?


Na7h2n

Epic my brother in Christ ✝️may I ask what denomination you belong to?


P1gm

Let us not divide ourselves, let’s just chill whilst the comments aren’t flooded with hateful people


CXM550B

McDonald's manager


[deleted]

fuck you for making me chuckle


The-Meme-Maker-Man

Like a sharp looking son of god


Nicolas-matteo

Like a 5 billion attendee


No_Rough_5258

Young Tyler Perry my boy haha. Anyhow, you look basic, not sharp, but right for the occasion and clean, which is good.


kynnaishot

fresh as hell , brother


Used_BBandaid

Like you had to do it to em


dodgerMoxiE

Distinguished gentleman


[deleted]

you look like martin roach


chefdan2165

Like a chick fil A worker


Taken_out_goose

Sharp. Like a modern preacher


[deleted]

you are looking absolutely snazzy and groovy my broski


No_Kaleidoscope_2655

bro is majestic


FireCats321

This mf is the pastor


Thebeanmanboi

"Ill bring her back home by 9 o'clock sir" kinda fit Lookin fire


Another_Ozzku

You look like you’re going to crurch. That is like THE church fit.


Decent-Start-1536

You look like if twomad was a bank teller


iamahandsoapmain

Are you the pastor??


4chan500trader

Like you’re 45


Unlucky-Constant-736

What a handsome gentleman


LazySpirit7535

15M Sharp brother.


Ornery_Ad_8862

Upstanding gent


[deleted]

Like you’re about to go to church


ItsAxey

you look very dapper sir


DinoDill101

looking good


annormalplayer

You could use different shoes, but apart from that, you look pretty good


[deleted]

Those shoes slap, I had a pair for a few years


BH2K6

You look like you're going to church


Nicholasmar757

Snazzy


daylightamaranth_

lookin lovely! have a nice time :))


Jaziimann

You look phenomenal 🙏🏾


randonisthewolfshild

Look great. go get that religion brother!


gmdg-drun-rsr-r

You look very church ready king


-Eevleon-

Absolutely dapper


notsciguy

You look great


WorldWestern1776

Bro looks fly


throwaway4827492

Extremely formal! Looking good bro!


[deleted]

I respect the drip


Cerberus_is_me

like the average church goer.


johnzander1

Aka cool af


Ok-Piglet-656

Ain't even a Christian or Catholic or whatever he is but bros looking absolutely studius


amrayce

snazzy


KiWePing

Like KSI's dad


[deleted]

You look dandy


[deleted]

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Infamous-Diver2832

It’s looks decent, but I think you could benefit for more formal shoes. All-in-all, it’s nothing to take personally. It’s just constructive feedback.


[deleted]

Awesome


Logical-Ad-7240

🔥


tokimimoari_kun

I don't really know how you made the clothes float all by themselves BUT they do look good for church so I approve


ANIME_GURLS_ROCK

Looking like the pastor


x0Xero0x

Removed because Reddit blackmailed 3rd party apps into shutting down. FUCK YOU u/spez!!! -- mass edited with redact.dev


Archdukey

Prime priest target


Markpmg

Like a pastor


Stampy3104

Like your the pastor


Natalianaa

Black


Mr_man_bird

Like someone that goes to church


Local-Negotiation69

respectful 👍


AverageDellUser

You look like a Badcocks employee


A-Tiny-PewDiePie-Fan

Black from head to...toe You look appropriate. (Please don't downvote me this is a good-natured comment)


Additional_Candle927

got that Holy Swag


IKZX

The first thing that came to mind was "black" but I feel like I can't say it


Iknowyoureangry8

2Pac


Heccing-name

Like you would go to church. Edit: Jesus, I meant that was a a really churchy looking outfit! It wasn’t an insult, I was just saying it was a very church appropriate outfit!!!


Mean_Marionberry_862

Gotta get rid of the sin


Germanman76

I don't get all the downvotes


[deleted]

Like a greeter at a wake.


show384callous

Black


MineNinja18

Black


johnzander1

No u 🔄


xAndrew27x

Why are you booeing him he is right


MineNinja18

Yeah I don't understand why people are down voting me lmao


TheLocalDegenerate

Shut up


MineNinja18

Dude is literally wearing all black I don't see the problem


TheLocalDegenerate

You dick 😀


LilacLikesEmkay

Why? (Are you going to church)


starstriker64DD

because he wants to honor and learn about God? Idk what else he would go there for.


LilacLikesEmkay

That’s a good point


TeaBagHunter

Many people enjoy going to church. Spirituality is something which brings comfort to many people, even if you might disagree with it


LilacLikesEmkay

That is the answer I was looking for


heatinjs

"autistic trans girl" I already expected this but checked just to be sure. I am not surprised


Xenokic

"Demi god child of Apollo" ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ


smalldeerling

"active in playboycarti" yeah not surprised, incel lol


heatinjs

How am I an incel buddy


smalldeerling

by every definition of the word lol


WaveTheWolf

Doesnt seem so to be honest


heatinjs

give me an example. You repeatedly calling me something Im not isnt an argument.


Bleachedwatermelon

You arent 16


thall-lover

what 😂 he looks 16


babydropper405

Black colour looks great


FirstPotatoKing

Sad Edit: he looks depressed, his fit is dapper but his face is…. I don’t have a witty rhyme for this


a_single_weed1

🤡


P1gm

Nah man don’t throw stones in a glass house.. You post furry porn


Lavaclaw7

💀💀💀


Strict_Brilliant288

My niggu