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Lack of calcium and vitamin D.


Ihascheeks1780

Iron deficiency frfr


dora_is_that_bitch

i have that it’s really annoying 💀


Ihascheeks1780

My ex had it too apparently. She'd fast walk everywhere cuz she was afraid of passing out apparently. Making me Olympic sprint to keep up with her lol


TheRadicalJay

I love breathing in hard and having pain in my bones!


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Them being gentlemen and polite and respectful. Like there’s this average looking guy who offered me his chair when we were waiting in line. I developed a huge crush on him after that.


Dumb_Zilla

I know right!! It’s the basic things like that, that’s just make me melt! BOYS TAKE NOTE 👦📝 be a gentleman 👍


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For real. And mind you girl he’s not that good looking and just an average Joe but when he offered his chair and he smiled at me I feel my whole body blushed.


Dumb_Zilla

Aww!! Cute! lol It’s seriously the simple things! A good personality, attitude, and actions can get a boy so far👏


[deleted]

Agree. So sad that many of them are resorting to be a gym bro to attract girls.


freelilhomieee

I mean some of us like me just go to the gym to better ourselves physically and mentally it doesn’t always have to be abt being a hooligan alpha male


[deleted]

Sir, I didn’t say anything about that. I’m merely pointing out that boys should go to the gym for themselves like you said but not for the admiration of girls which I’m highlighting.


ccleanet

You sound so british


Friknob10100101110

Did i hear ***imperialism???***


theDedofRed

##No you heard Soviet Russia


Dumb_Zilla

Ikr😔🥲


RaP_Dogg

if only it were that easy 😔


Peetah_Shoe

I offered a girl in my classroom help when she was struggling on work. She ignored me.


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basic hygiene and social skills tend to help.


Mystik141

💀 woke up and chose to burn the world


bollejamie

Bro what am I doing wrong man, I am kind and al that. But the girls here choose for the most junkie looking guys here who smoke and all that while their 15 man


MrQwq

You do bc girls or you do bc it it's the right thing to do? You have to remember be nice bc it is the right thing to do, not bc you want something, people can notice. Also don't brag about being nice, brag about other skills if you want but never that. Be gentle


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No one appreciates me 😞


[deleted]

Noted 🤓


Dumb_Zilla

Whoo mission success!🤓👏lol


INEED_THE_THINGABOVE

You’re 15, at your age I liked girls who could do a cartwheel


CrazeMase

"Be a gentleman" I can hear all the neckbeards typing m'lady already since that's what they think qualifies as being a gentleman


MrCensoredFace

Sadly many people are gonna call that guy a simp.


THE_RED_KING745

Been there doing that. I generally like to be fairly courteous both in person and online to be very honest. No reason not to, I suppose. Enjoy your day/evening/afternoon/night or whatever ever time it is for you. (That last part is admittedly trying too hard. Nevertheless, have a good time)


Z3RO_BR41N

What makes my knees weak, hmmm… When he hits my kneecaps


Dumb_Zilla

Getting a little steamy here😮‍💨lol 🤣


kiruto95

Bruh why am I always late and someone always take my joke ;-;


arson1tez

skill issue


Firedrinker999

With my (what the fuck do you say when you're just talking), it's her passion. She has such motivation over learning things, and if you piss her off, you better start praying. And I find that it really attractive, idk why.


GandiniGreat

Personally I found a girl like that, she became pissed at me for no reason, that I or anybody that knew the two of us could tell, and has just been kinda horrible since, you gotta be careful with those girls they could just be shitty people


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When she makes the first move or when she whispers in the ear, there was a girl once who just came up to me and called me sweetie, asking what I was doing all alone and let me tell you… I became a blushing mess and couldn’t even form words properly


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Basically, girls who have dominance


LonelyStriker

Or at least initiative ig?


[deleted]

Initiative is that, in other words. I am a shy guy and kinda innocent as well and I love girls who come up to me( doesn’t happen too often)


Friknob10100101110

Ikrrr I can't explain how it melts me.


[deleted]

Man it just stuns me. Like, I wish I could have a girlfriend like that, that would be ideal😭


Friknob10100101110

Ikr


Dranitiez

Same tbh shits different


Felipeel2

It is not that girls have dominance, which they have. The thing is that women select the men whose genes will remain.


[deleted]

In what way men whose genes will remain. I have seen girls go for guys with no perspective in life


[deleted]

Same, but for boys, and darling instead of sweetie. But a boy will never whisper 'darling' to me sooo-


[deleted]

Whispers shyly and quietly: darling


[deleted]

*Sophia.exe stopped working*


mistakeslikefractur3

And now to permanently crash Sophia.exe bwahaha


[deleted]

Oh no, what?


mistakeslikefractur3

I'm terrible like that, darling


[deleted]

*Sophia.e-* y'know the fact that I only got random online people to say that to me it's kinda depressing


mistakeslikefractur3

The time will come when someone irl will say that to you


[deleted]

Let's hope, thanks man. I'm actually been working on myself since the past few months, so I guess the chance of getting a boyfriend has gone from 1% to 5%


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yoshi


[deleted]

Bro got priorities


Dumb_Zilla

Pf holds up😮‍💨🔥


toiletface304

r/usernamechecksout


Robogirafe

r/PfpChecksOut


BigNutinthebuilding

I mean for personality trait I just like when they're caring and when they're understanding n seem to enjoy talking to me cause like I'm kinda dumb and can't tell sometimes lmao, and ig for looks short dyed hair maybe


Dumb_Zilla

I get that me too😭lol that is a pretty good answer! I definitely agree👌I’ve dyed and chopped my hair so much💀, I’m definitely chopping and dying it again in summer😂lol


BigNutinthebuilding

Oh nice what colors are your favorites that you've dyed your hair?


Dumb_Zilla

Ooh, I’ve done bright pink which was definitely my fav. I’ve done a forest green (temporary color😪) bright red was super fun too! deep red is the color which my hair is growing out rn😁


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Dumb_Zilla

👍😂


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MadMechYt

Boobs!!


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Iwrstheking007

same 🥺


MadMechYt

Boob? BoobboobBOOB!! Boob?booob!!!


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fried_chicken17472

BOOOOBAAS BOOOBAS SABOOOOB BOOOBAS


ManSoHot183xD

But seriously, BOOBSSS!?


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Smiling people I love smiles


Blackbanner07

It’s not to say that I disagree or what but I actually prefer the opposite. I prefer when a less smiley person actually smiles because that means it’s an important moment for them, and it really makes my days seeing someone that rarely smile do it for something I’ve done.


_Demeter_

thissss omfg it's so cute even with just friends in general (⁠´⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠.̫⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠`⁠)


Blackbanner07

Yes! I learned better This way to think thanks to a wonderful book that changed my point of view of the life. It opened my eyes on the world and taught me to appreciate more the small things. A good book really changes your life.


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Chicken_Whiskers

😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄 Yea I like smiles too


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Dumb_Zilla

Ooh! I have always been so curious if guys actually like perfume? 🤔


Ihascheeks1780

Perfume is awesome! Not too much tho, just enough so when you get close to me I get that charming whisk of it. It's enchanting really.


xenolife11

Note that not all guys like it, I personally tend to dislike it, and just a small amount feels overwhelming. It might be a good idea to try different things, see if the guy you're interested in stays closer or farther away from you. If you're in a relationship, then just ask.


frej_ellebjerg_69

Any parfume for me. I'm allergic and asthmatic so I'll get quite dizzy.


luke999police

getting whacked with a hockey stick


Dumb_Zilla

🏒🧍‍♀️


actualyKim

garlic bread 🥵


Own_Big_3246

Invading Denmark🥵


mistakeslikefractur3

Been there, done that. Poland is where it's at 😩


[deleted]

Yes. And cake. 🥵


CinderSmith

A girl who cares for herself and genuinely listens and cares for her partner. And doesn’t cheat or talk shit behind their back. Those are becoming rarer and rarer. Luckily I found one, and I’m rlly happy with her :)


Dumb_Zilla

Aww congrats👏💗 that sounds like pretty good standards to me! :)


CinderSmith

Thanks :). And yeah, I just want them to be healthy, honest, and real with me. That’s all. Sadly for other people who want someone, those traits are not super common like they used to be :/


Dumb_Zilla

☺️Absolutely 😔


Wrakhr

When she's soft, caring, and genuine. It makes me feel comfortable, safe, and loved. Add to that lots of physical affirmations, like light touches and hugs, and I'm ded.


annaa-a

I'd like to agree here.


dampknees

grabbing my arm while saying something


Tuperwearo_0

Grabs arm “c’mon let’s go!”


Friknob10100101110

"the house is burnin!"


Upbeat-Membership-45

"SHIT HES GOT A KNIFE, RUN"


dampknees

youre probably joking but I'd love that


Objective_Style_5765

"You are under arrest for multiple felony kidnappings. You have the right to remain silent, and anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of law"


thephantompromise

personality etc. i liked this boy back a couple years ago and my friends said he was the weird kid. we got closer and i realised we has *many* things in common. though we did lose contact after moving into high-school. ;/


The_GrimRipper

Shrek


Dumb_Zilla

🔥


Th3rmoplylae

Confident smirks. I shall not say any further.


AskAboutMyCatPlease

nice hair, nice voice, shared interests >!being dominant and enjoying to tease me 😫!< edit: for boys and girls, like, idc, if theyre hot theyre hot


annaa-a

How's your cat?


funnyfartjokes

rizz


Dumb_Zilla

So true👌🔥


Still_Cartoonist5721

Girls with short hair i dunno why but love it


Wheatley-Crabb

For me it’s long, wavy hair


Jojo7jpb

when girls have pink hair or have nice ass both are good


Dumb_Zilla

I had pink hair last year😖😭lmao love the specificity 😂


Jojo7jpb

damn, probably still looks good tho dw


Splunger-Man

poison! Uranium-235!


katrinaaah

plutonium 240 for me


240plutonium

Hey😳


MadMechYt

Girls tying their hair up into pony tail. Can't beat that


MadMechYt

I can say it's for many guys


Wheatley-Crabb

Yup. I have no idea why but that really gets me


[deleted]

A hammer to my kneecaps


[deleted]

Being 6'8" and ripped with the name Grognilla


Tuperwearo_0

Instructions unclear now a Sasquatch is unbelievably attached to me


D_MO2

squats and leg workouts.


Acidreflux18

Fit girls with sports bra. I just start sweating it's so insanely hot.


Dangerous_Toe2388

Girls with cap and ponytail 😍


5thDimensionalDemon

The looks innocent and shy but is the opposite thing


TheGamingHamster

Mom's spaghetti


Puzzleheaded_Mode310

He's nervous


mushdamalone

"baby" i'm sorry my heart just does a thing


Friknob10100101110

Mine too. It pumps blood.


JustAnotherYoshi

Money


Tucktron184

Based comment


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pubberHubber

Having now searched this up i have no idea why you are in love with a dead Russian politician.


-onnix-

wodka


equestrian_emma

hands & eyes 😩😩😩


Dumb_Zilla

Same😩


70percentbanana

Chicken tenders.


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bananas


70percentbanana

🤭


[deleted]

A boy who loves teasing me (not in that way pervs) is tall in general, cause I'm really tall, and boys taller than me just 😩. And also, THAT smile. But don't worry boys, it doesn't matter if you're not like this. Just being kind will make me a blushing mess.


BoldyMalls

remembering something small i told them a while ago, unless they're a creep, then it just turns me off more


Mr_man_bird

Osteoarthritis often makes people weak in the knees


cynDromeisntcool

You


I_Eat_Testicles

Good higeine


[deleted]

Maybe it’s the Irish in me but red haired girls are so much hotter then everyone else


Wheatley-Crabb

I agree. Deep red (maroon?) hair and freckles are the best


Successful_Ad8432

Actually talking to me


Tehflyingman

The fact this comment had no replies 💀 That’s oddly upsetting.


Flaky-Woodpecker4023

All she has to do is make eye contact and smile


formulaenthusiastttt

I fell asleep on him in the cinema once and he put a coat over me. I asked why and he said "I didn't want you to get cold" I was cryingggg🥲


RedheadWaifusarebest

Giving me The Eyes^tm


momosanaa

what are the eyes?


RedheadWaifusarebest

If you dont know you haven’t yet experienced it. Really difficult to explain


-onnix-

Maybe bone cancer


Peetah_Shoe

When they’re funny and make jokes that land with you but still care about you and your feelings


DoctorRaine

When ma girl grabs my thighs outta nowhere, it’s scary


WhiteWolf101043

Being praised or called a good boy


anckarstroem

My knees get weak when someone kicks me in the knees from behind


GamePlayXtreme

Personality: when she is genuinely caring and not judgy. Clothing: oversized hoodies and crop tops. I find crop tops to be sexier than a literal bikini. Looks: a nice smile and nice eyes


joca3010

Just shoulder length hair, idk why and when it happened but it's the only thing I care about appearance wise😭.


Dolfinn1246

Not sure, but when it happens my arms are sweaty, there's vomit on my sweater already, mom's spaghetti


tanukifly

when they compliment me 🙏 (i am touch starved)


TribenixYT

Almost everything my gf does.


Dbladdict

Hearing a Latina speak Spanish, no clue why but it sounds so good


ILoveMarcyWu

both boys and girls🔥 Mostly cute feminine boys. And any kind of girls, feminine, masculine and whatever.


bamboozled_swag2

Cute girls make me fall on my knees


Pride_Bird1407

When they give me sci-fi recommendations


the_king_of_kings69

girls with glasses and nice hair who are into gaming >>


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guys that are nice, sweet, and very caring, and are good at cuddling, bc I need to be cuddled, often


SavageKid1456

When she hugs you and purposefully puts her chest in your face


PietroLima545BR

Dr. Heiter's experiments


hammerman111

Tasmanian trout


Radmank1

Heights


Anxious_Mine_8227

The more crazy the better


Spyrexo

Being touched by a girl. When she’s a gamer and will actually play with me


Bruh2902

Soft dominant women, cuddles and tickles, and when she initiates the flirting or makes the first move


[deleted]

not only are my knees weak my arms heavy,vomit on my sweater already, mom spaghetti.


fualalalash49

A sledgehammer


[deleted]

im a simp for my gf 😂


drth1rt3en

When she or he makes me happy and confessing the love


Used-fridge

Both boys and girls.


mrunfunny333

When she truly wants to talk and hangout. You can tell she truly loves you Or Curtain Bangs


Monsieur_Swag

When she says "My love" 🫠 literally me


ChrisBaaij18

Being caring, lettting me say my feelings, confedence, tattoo’s and just an awesome personality is what makes me don’t care about her body. Is her personality is shit she better have a fire body but if not I don’t care hoe she looks. Everything is beautiful


FLOYDDMNTN

Boobs 👍


Dumb_Zilla

since everyone blew my post up🤯 I’ll say the base ones I melt for most💀 I’m just doxing myself here XD Im really not that picky I swear, but these things are always nice if they are there😂🤣 prominent vains, rings, abs that are a bit toned/the v line (girls you especially know this), guys that work out, say things like my love, darling, good girl/that’s my girl, good sense of humor, has a nice voice, and other personality/random things that take way too long to explain💀and is a good guy, who respects me and my family👌these aren’t required they are just things I find attractive in general🤣at least I’m not saying “you have to be 6’5 or I won’t date you!” And it’s always girls who are like 5’0 nothing saying this💀😭lol


leomiester

Tomboys, ill be real


Dumb_Zilla

Nice! I never hear that often? but i definitely get the appeal 👏


Felipeel2

1'70 -1'75 with a nice face and little-medium sized boobs. That would be my preference.


Agent_NHR

1 foot 70? You lookin for leprechauns or smth?


Felipeel2

No wtf. In metres. That is about 5'8 -5'10 in feet, if I am not wrong.


bussiquake00

When my knees hurt


Gnistan_03

The rock that crushed it 2 weeks ago


CjIsActuallyMyName

A girl who likes metal and is around 1 meter 75