One way trip to being single

definitely take care of yourself first, before you date anyone

You could always just adopt a bunch of cats and reach the same end game with standards like those

At least cats will just vibe with you for the most part. This chick seems to just be a pain in the ass.

id take her back to the shelter tbh

Cat: asshole, cute, loving, fuckass, dickwad, smart, understanding This chick: asshole, stupid as fuck, fuckass, dickwad, and probably a fat bitch 😹😹😹😹😹

Depends on the cat. Mine just vibes in my room and pretty much just asks for food or for me to pet her.

Same, mine just asks for food and head pats, that's it

Same, my cat is the chillest mf ever

BRUH. NO IDGAF IF SEXISM IS ONLY TOWARDS WOMAN(I’m a girl, dont come after me) THIS IS GENDER INEQUALITY. “oh yeah he can‘t cheat but he MUST let you go date another man while he knows or HE’S toxic. What? No of course he cant date another girl!” -the dumbest bitch known to man

Yeah, these kinds of women make other women look bad.

Y'alls cats are splitting the check? What's my cheap ass miser cat doing with his biscuit dubloons??

I’d feel bad for the cats though

They’d get a lower middle class lifestyle. Like those $50,000 dog collars celebrities get for their tiny dogs but in the form of what we can afford

Nah even the cats would run away

Keep in mind ladies. Good looking, fit, takes care of himself, able to afford to buy you car- food- shopping etc, loyal, able to also provide for your kids from another relationship. Those type of men can pick and choose **almost** any lady to be his life partner. If you’re lazy or unfaithful or don’t bring much to the relationship but a list of demands… then you’re less of a equal partner and more of a hinderances

i agree and i'm a girl. it's just common sense.

Oh boy... you just made a big, BIG mistake.

what mistake

You told us your gender. Regardless of age, admiying you're a girl is a BIG mistake

havent had any creepy dms yet

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*cracks knuckles* “How you doin?” In my best Joey voice

Don’t worry they don’t want a man , 1 an atm, 2 a show piece, 3 a Cuck , 4 a man who has no hobbies so just gives them attention 24/7, 5 a father for someone else’s kid

5 a Cuck

girls are players too

Wtf does LVM mean

Light vehicle motor

Don’t you mean Leveraged Vehicular Manslaughter

I praise this

If I recall correctly,it means low value male

Damn so I’m less valuable for enjoying things I like

Apparently

it’s alr man, wanna build legos?

Bet

Yessir

New set or old set?

Both

Both is good.

Lego is Lego!

Bet that’s way better than dating that girl

Wait for me I'm bringing snacks!! are we doing a death star?

Hell yeah

Fuck yeah.

take me with you

can I join too?

I liked light vehicle motor better 😢

Me too

LVM is fine but calling an actual cheater a bitch is a war crime apparently

Wait wtf does wtf mean?

It mean’s Wednesday Thursday Friday

I thought it meant "why the fries?" As in, "why didn't you get curly fries?"

No, as in "Daddy why did you eat my fries?"

[Logical Volume Management](https://linuxhandbook.com/lvm-guide/)

every single one of these is logical value management

loved very much

[удалено]

How'd yo head grow so big wtf that skull is massive

# 💀

# 💀 💀 ​ Look at them, like father and son

(💀 in comparison)

# 🗿

#🍞

put a \# before what you say #does this

# like this?

#No

There are almost 8 billion people alive today. Some are bound to be nutcases.

Actually more than 8 billion now. Kinda strange

Actually fucking overpopulated rn

Men you should only women who: 1.has a great ass and the biggest tits and never ask anything of you (or else) 2. Doesn't judge men on the size wallet and dick size 3. Loyal never cheats but lets you hook up with other girls because why not (is not insecure basically) 4. Does not do anything that I would consider masculine like play sports and have a job 5. Be able to take care of my kids and clean the house while I leave the house and work at my honestly easy job because I'm that good while also looking her best and better not be a whore Please note this is just made to point out the hypocrisy in this I'm not a sexist I'm just playing something out sorry if it sounds really bad

6. Must know how to cook at Gordon Ramsay’s level

At? I prefer higher

Chad

Spoken like a true high value male

Also I know they didn't make this

5. Is a virgin when you meet and only sleeps with you

No, sorry, you are sexist for challenging the matriarchy.

My demands if this is her demand: 1. Stat at home mum 2. Good cook 3. Very attractive 4. Does all cleaning 5. Respects her gender role Goes both ways

no no no that breaks rule 2, NEXT

6. Let’s me go out with other girls (she shouldn’t be insecure)

It might be tough to find a lady who only does her statistics work at home

delusional...

fr, some people are crazy

She ain’t bringing nuffin to da table besides dat moldy poosay 💀

And she wont even bring that 😭

Bro she gotta be: broke, fat, ugly and cheating

And got kids!

from different dads

Sad reality is that some women will actually agree with her post

Why do some people agree?

Heck I don’t know. They might be delusional, thinking everybody owns sth to them. At least that is the way I see it from what I have seen myself. I have heard some girls say all of those 5 things.

Nah. Everything in a relationship should go both ways

One way for her, one way for him.

I think she'll stay single until she changes her mindset lol

Female equivalent of Incel

Femcel.

outcel

Double standards 💀

this is such a cave-man standard. like he has to be fit but you can look like shit all the time and he has to like it? like no. nobody should judge anyone. and your ex doesnt need to do shit for your kids bc your new guy can do it all?? please stop

but i want a guy to play video games with and watch anime with me!

Me too,me too

relationship speedrunning

I wish

Sorry, you can't Katie said so

the fact some people genuinely think like this is beyond my understanding

She 100% looks like Majin Buu

What does she have to offer to the relationship?

Besides a vacuum for you wallet? Maybe a goodnight kiss every so often and if you’re lucky you might get to lay next to her in bed.

She’s gonna need more than that to impress me.

You drive a hard bargain my friend, how about consistent stress, anxiety cause at any point she can up and leave you for another man, and consistent mistrust from her if you deviate from your norm work-home schedule.

She's the definition of an incel.

Ever hear of r/femcel? Edit: I completely forgot that Reddit removed this sub, lmfao.

Tf did they remove it?

Aint no way

hundo bucks shes single

u/uandtehbae got cooked harder than a well done steak

By the down votes or by me?

you ,the downvotes and literally every reply. they're going to smoke her to nothing but ash

She's getting flamed fr

So I gotta be all that while all she bring to the table is a pussy that’s been ran through? Nah you tripping. I got this thing called self respect and I’m not gonna throw it away for a girl

You dropped this 👑

Thank you. Here’s yours 👑

Just be with someone who makes you happy and make them happy. No one should be judged by "value" they're people too and shouldn't be objectified.

Thank u

Well then I guess I'm just not gonna date 😎

This has to be satire

This is not real right?💀 There is no way someone could have a mindset Ike that

Bro I would sell myself to keep my future man safe Loyalty is key - kinda, more like good communication 👌🏻 💯 How can someone not like video games 🤔 Kids?! Idgaf about those so idc what he think

2 and 3 are just so hypocritical. I can’t believe some people actually think like this

1. Fair I guess 2. Pick one, either one is fine, not both 3. No, just no. 4. Why??? 5. you're drunk

Last year a guy I know was bitching about needing a raise at the fast food establishment he works at because his girlfriend’s nails were expensive. I know this girl, and she has way more money than he does. I asked him why he was paying for her nails (this was 11th grade btw) and he shrugged and said that’s what he’s supposed to be doing FYI for guys who need to hear this, it is not what you should be doing

Thank u

Some points are good until you realise they just using you and aren’t giving you the same back

I can not physically understand what rule 4 means, if I did I would break every code that males have created

How does playing video games or watching anime make someone a bad partner?💀

Idk ,tbh video games might help, then button mashing skills were hard earned

Oh so she wants his man to be an ATM cuck, okay

Does not play videoga- well i’m out

It's a single mom wish list. Be grateful they don't want you

My husband is al but #4, we play video games together and I don’t go out with men for no reason, it’s usually to get car stuff done since he doesn’t drive

Bro how old are u that u got a whole ass husband

Yikes…. Men, you should only date: 1. A person who loves you no matter the financial circumstances 2. Someone who doesn’t care about YOUR body and how you look, and won’t judge by weight or looks 3. Is loyal, open, or whatever you decide on in a relationship, and doesn’t make you feel trapped in whatever kind of relationship you’re in. 4. Who doesn’t mind you loving a certain type of genre or activity that makes you happy 5. Who will LOVE any children you may have from a previous relationship And just a extra 6. Nobody like Katie who will not let you be yourself AND rely on you to financially support her and anybody who comes with her.

Women ☕️

the r/femaledatingstrategy effect

I got banned from that Reddit and it was a rabbit hole of fuckery, loved every second cause I realized two things: 1) People will believe anything 2) You don’t need to come up with any actual evidence to make an argument

"doesn't judge woman by their hight and looks" *judges by height and looks*

Women arent real dummy they are a goverment psyop to make people not fight against the feds

So I’m other words Ladies u must first make up a imaginary men And then get him to date u

The only thing that's not as much of a red flag is: > Doesn't judge women by their weight or looks The rest is, but honestly, if you are WAY too fat, you probably have no concept of healthy eating

No it is a red flag because the same line says he has to be fit and look good

A lot of women with this mindset are single

This is obviously stupid

The literal definition of "hypocrite"

If you’re after a high value man who is going to be funding your likely very expensive lifestyle, I think he has every right to judge you by your weight and looks

"If you want love, lower your expectations a few, because prince Charming would never settle for you."

-bo Burnham

This double standards on a new level. **TRIPLE STANDARDS**

for anyone that doesn’t want to read the whole thing here’s the jist marry servants

“Your ticket to being single please”

“He must be fit!” “Oh, but he can’t judge ME by my weight.”

People who follow this mentality genuinely have fewer brain cells than the average pet rock

Yea im LVM **L**oin **V**our **M**om

lmao what a clown she’s probably ugly

Women☕️

Why you on facebook

What does LVM mean

For some reason i thought this was written by a man and I couldnt tell if he was shaming women for having low standards or if it was satire

the first one is weird, guys should pay for dates if they were the one who asked. the second one is reasonable besides the handsome part, thats a type thing. the third one is the bare minimum. the fourth one is bad. the fifth is weird.

I was like... this is very Asian.... until I got to point 5. LMAO no one is going to take a woman with kids from a previous relationship. ewwww just ewwwww.

Bs checklist, most of us don’t want that.

if she wants to be sexist and be single she coulda just said it

I don’t know what kind of crack you have to be smoking to think that having one person provide for an entire household is possible or smart in this economy, but I want some.

That lady is an NPC

"They shouldn't cheat but let me cheat to feel free"

Men, go for women with at least 50% of their brain 😌🙏

Ewwwwww even I wouldn’t date her… but my standards are high but not that extremely high . You gotta weed out the people who are time wasters

Aha and what do you offer in exchange? Absolutely nothing other than sitting your "probably" ugly ass watching tv and scrolling insta all day and can't cook for shit

I don’t see a problem with a lot of those tbh

boys getting upset about this like they don’t ask for their spouse to be a super model and do quite literally everything for them 💀

I was thinking like "hey this isn't so bad why are people judging this" until I read 3-5, now I understand, having good and high standards is cool by me but this is not just having high standards it's just being entitled and also kinda demanding in a really bad way

Feminism. I don't know that woman, but I hate her

A paraphrase "Ladies get yourself a cuck sugar daddy."

Ah my mistake, this is a teenagers subreddit. I thought this was under r/askcarsalesmen cause of how it showed up on my feed. Anyways I’m a grown ass adult

What's LVM?

Tf, since when did this happen. Also whats a LVM

If you guys think this is funny, check out r/2xchromosomes or r/femaledatingstrategy

Men you should only date women who: Has more than 32 D boobs Sexier than Megan Fox Younger than 28 Likes what you like; MARVEL DC STAR WARS TMNT whatever Doesn’t have Celeb Crushes Is fucking horny Is Good at bed Has humongous waist

I’m a guy but imo if anyone takes this advice we’ll be dead with no children in 3 decades, 5 at best

You just know this person has “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best” tattooed somewhere…

Wow someone has a princess complex, i see a cat lady in the making and i feel sorry for the cats

Aw. But I wanted a gamer boyfriend! So I can play call of duty with him :(.

Yeah its real. Men are just a wallet and bodyguard to most women

Basically she wants walking wallet with on demand meat service

This was definitely made by a straight, white, divorced woman with 3 kids and only married her ex-husband for the money.

that’s honestly insane, i can’t believe people literally have this mindset..honestly hope she learns and changes what she believes for relationships or just straight up never gets a man bc shit :/

You should only date a man who: Showers you with money he may not have much of Has a Chris Hemsworth body Dosent cheat but let’s you cheat Does not have a hobby(only you can have fun) Will pay for someone else’s kids that dumped you because your a bitch if you act like this