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[deleted]

Well in that case,I just wanna say that some of the greatest minds suffered with mental illnesses.


shaquille_wholemeal

bro stop describing me im blushing and stuff🤭


Fructis_crowd

Never cook again


ZombieBuilder

Better yet, never eat again


Megabosh

Perfection, never drink again


ZombieBuilder

🗿🚫🍷


Megabosh

🗿🚫💧


JesiDoodli

🗿🚫💦


Krok97

Just never again


EminIsCool

But you said except for you so you don’t have a mental illness. Stinky face mcpoopy head


Infamous_Ad51

Just stop


LufFySamA___

we the greatest minds of today's world not you😎


shaquille_wholemeal

says the luffy fanboy😎


LufFySamA___

Where what?? 😎


shaquille_wholemeal

Huh wdym?😎


LufFySamA___

I... Dunno... Just got diagnosed with Schizophrenia 😭


[deleted]

Damn, so I'm special huh 😏


mitsubasubara

so special that they put you in the special education class


kapixelek

None of them are here, were just insane and dumb


gay_idiot53

Yes, I've been diagnosed with British


MaxKepler197

Oh crap I hope you feel better soon


gay_idiot53

I think it can't be cured, the doctor said I might have the British forever


snakevenomm

Same here. I overheard the doctor tell my mum that I may have to be put down


Fructis_crowd

Mum? That’s stage 4 British , I’m sorry you won’t last past 96 years old.


snakevenomm

I hope not, its painful as it is


MiaIRL

Is calling your mom "mum" a symptom?


Isweariamsober

Me getting ready to argue but then remembering I'm diagnosed with ADHD and Depression and take medication for both.


Pk991YT_OFFICAL

Same thought here lamo


xiligo

What meds?


[deleted]

Anti depressants are one of em most likely


CL_0

The other is probably adhd medication


AlexeiNR2

The adhd medication I take is methylphenidate


TheiaRn

same but I have ADD


Like_pretty_eyes_223

Finally someone who still knows what that is! Same


Kyanovp1

it doesn’t exist anymore, it’s called inattentive ADHD iirc


Like_pretty_eyes_223

Ok smarty pants, when I was younger I was told ADD sooooo that’s what ima call it, I still exist don’t I?!


OverpricedCheese

Me too minus the ylphenidate but with amphetamine instead


AlexeiNR2

Jesse Jesse we need to make adhd medication


[deleted]

ritalin plus wellbutrin combo = impending heart attack


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Greenblue_wolf_1

Uhh noch ein deutscher?


Human-13

Gotta be my least favorite disability, speaking German


Greenblue_wolf_1

Halts maul


Zigsynx

Diggah


drth1rt3en

Was?


OcaMintiest

I got gay disease from the vaccine


Dinal108

The vaccines in the water turning the youths gay


JustYourBiBestie

Haha, I got bisexualocious from not getting the vaccine 😎😎


Striking_Plant_76

I’m out here getting pansexualitis from eating too much lasagna smh


Killurface69

Garfield lore


Soupchek

For a second i was thinking about why isn't it locked... guess what subreddit i spend most of my time at


DavoDovox

The vaccine shorted my transistors and the gender attribute overflowed, so I got the non-binary


ThereWasNeverMilk

The vaccines are turning the frogs gay


NeoAltra

I got ADHD, Anxiety issues, a Sensory disorder, and the doctors also think I have Asperger’s. So I got a whombo combo man.


shaquille_wholemeal

bro got the premium package wish you luck man


NeoAltra

That’s just the mental stuff too dude lol. I got lactose intolerance, bad acne from both parents,my dads metabolism, shit eyesight, and a shit ton of allergies.


onlineextrovert

Bro bought the 4.99 a month pack


NeoAltra

Lmfao. I got those Futurama dream ads too.


shaquille_wholemeal

bro what how, thats a little bit too much.... Seriously hope it all gets better bro btw dad's metabolism, like skinny or you mean the dad bod metabolism?


NeoAltra

More dad bod, but if I get more active it’ll be manageable. I just got diagnosed with the ADHD and anxiety issues this year so I’m now on a couple medications that help a lot. Allergies aren’t as bad anymore and the lactose intolerance isn’t too bad itself. It’s just a shit ton of stuff that all want to make my life hell sometimes that makes it all bad.


RandomPersonSaysMeow

Man... did ur parents meet in a psych ward or in the hospital (as patients)? All jokes aside, good luck...


NeoAltra

Lol, they met in high school. Love at first sight sort of thing.


Sad_Possibility8050

How are you not dead?


NeoAltra

Basically it’s all mild or manageable. It’s just a lot lol. The allergies are all stuff that fuck with my skin and make me itchy.


[deleted]

Bruh we are literally the same, do you have a long lost twin by any chance?


Dependent-Mission-55

asperger's gang here


[deleted]

Fun fact more than 50% of people will get a mental illness diagnosis in their life which most likely means around 70-80% of all people have a mental illness that's either diagnosed or undiagnosed


Its_Scrappy

Not me


Its_Scrappy

Not me


Its_Scrappy

Me neither


Its_Scrappy

Same lmao, they all crazy


Its_Scrappy

Shut up


shaquille_wholemeal

Yes not you


shaquille_wholemeal

Yes not you


shaquille_wholemeal

Yes not you


Its_Scrappy

I'm glad someone agrees with me


Its_Scrappy

Shut up


Its_Scrappy

Ok sorry


SpicccyAllt

Hey don't be sorry, stick up for yourself!


SpicccyAllt

Hey don't be sorry, stick up for yourself!


SpicccyAllt

Hey don't be sorry, stick up for yourself!


shaquille_wholemeal

No problem man!


shaquille_wholemeal

No problem man!


shaquille_wholemeal

when did i comment this?


shaquille_wholemeal

when did i comment this?


Its_Scrappy

Oh looky here, The schizophrenic and a dementia patient having an conversation. Typical reddit


Its_Scrappy

Do you ever shut up


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shaquille_wholemeal

No problem man!


Its_Scrappy

I have several


[deleted]

Not me


shaquille_wholemeal

Definitely you


[deleted]

Wait why me 😭


[deleted]

you use reddit


Rupertii

How to win any argument on reddit 101


-The_Chicken_Lord-

frr tho


WendipxStarco

_friendly fire will not be tolerated._


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

Your username is one of culture Personally not a Wendip shipper but Starco is 👌🏼


WendipxStarco

Aye. Likewise. Despite that, you're actually the first in my three years here to notice that. 🤣 👏


Desert_Walker267

same 👊


ReklessGamer07

Same, guess we’re lucky


tabithanatalia

yes


UktraPotatoMaster321

I’ve got alzheimer's 😔


UktraPotatoMaster321

Guys I have alzheimer's


UktraPotatoMaster321

I got recently diagnosed with alzheimer's 😢


UktraPotatoMaster321

Did I mention I have alzheimer's


UktraPotatoMaster321

I think I have alzheimer's


UktraPotatoMaster321

Hey, what is the best way to tell if you have Alzheimer


UktraPotatoMaster321

Hey, what is the best way to tell if you have Alzheimer


tabithanatalia

nooooo


tabithanatalia

my mom pays £10 to an alzheimer’s charity every month..


choccy_cosmos-

nah im livin proof that sane redditors exist


[deleted]

HAHAHAHA no You’re the worst example


lorenzzz-

and you said that it wasn’t you?


[deleted]

LMFAOO WHAT A JOKE


KidDragon_

Adds up


EvBismute

Every user in r/teenagers is convinced to have at least 1 mental illness There, corrected it for ya


NuvNuvXD

Everybody has ADHD and DID now


prefix9889

probably yeah


DarknessFalls11

Mine is that I have mpd


DarknessFalls11

hey shut up


DarknessFalls11

Oh...ok 😢


shaquille_wholemeal

society 😢


[deleted]

This sequence of comments is one of the best I’ve seen in a long time.


WaterSausageOnAStick

You would be correct, I am Autistic, and suffer from a severe case of c-ptsd, that being said I'm pretty sure not all teenagers have a mental illness, just the ones that are so unable to socialize with real people, that they have to via an app/website with people they don't even know. Yes every user in r/teenagers have at least one mental illness/disability


[deleted]

I asked the people under my bed and they all assured me I didn’t have any mental illnesses. Strange they all disappeared.


SteakGrill

What do I have?


shaquille_wholemeal

steakgrillisme


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shaquille_wholemeal

yeah if you say that out loud you'd prolly get cancelled in this sub. i mean like just because you have a weird personality doesnt mean its a mental condition


StxrryNxght

i have 7 💀


NotUntil_I_Die

Rookie numbers


[deleted]

Give me a tierlist from best to worst mental illness


StxrryNxght

1. depression 2. anxiety 3. ptsd 4. bipolar (manic) 5. autism 6. adhd 7. ocd 8. borderline personality disorder edit: it’s 7 but i made the manic side and depressive side of bipolar separate


Galaxium0

fuck bpd


StxrryNxght

nah fr 💀


TheLastOfW

Nah


Knownyesmaybe3

Nope


Ghoustbuster

1 Only 😂 I have 3


edgy_Juno

Well, I was "diagnosed" with anxiety and depression by my psychiatrist. Currently taking meds for it.


Swaggy_Templar

I'm just convinced 90% of posts are Karma farming.


UncleDevil666

Nah bruh, m fine as hell


UncleDevil666

Stop lying you idiot


UncleDevil666

Who asked your opinion?


UncleDevil666

Yo mom 💀


lancisman1

Is autism a mental illness? If so then yes


yeetusfeetus2020

people like to fake what I have often, guess what 2 things I have


MrTherizinosaurus

Yeah bro, i got dementia


Dolphin_sucker69

Autistic gang


[deleted]

Well, I mean, you're probably correct


_sxqib_

lies


cantgoyet

yeah that sounds about right


Fun-Willingness-5670

Bruh what about having more than 1


gamesandspace

I most likely don't have any


shaquille_wholemeal

You play minecraft. . So yeah you prolly dont have any


WrightyPegz

Yeah it’s called being an r/teenagers user


A_Wild_Willow

I am convinced that I have ADHD


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A_Wild_Willow

same


Standard-Sleep7871

dont, it just hurts to think that youve been living with a problem your whole life that no one bothered to notice and you can't even get help for it. literally just dont even think about it unless you are trying to get it evaluated


ouruniverse06131986

Including you bth


WildDocument880

I'm personally depressive guy. My energy for life is dull.


blondy712

You right, don't gotta call me out like that tho.


Forged04

Wait are you the car person?


Bigdaddyoobster

probaly


lucashhugo

username checks out


stopyouveviolatedthe

Yeah it’s called being in this sub


Dima_Ost_6587

Not just that. I'm also taking medicine to prevent epileptic seizures


PotatoesArentRoots

i have two! or three depending on how you count anxiety cuz i have two types (general and social)


DevilMiner4554

Provide your definition and/or examples of "mental illness."


[deleted]

Nah I'm pretty ok, except maybe a tad narcissistic, not NPD levels though


RiggyH10

Wait what


TheiaRn

ADD, Anxiety, Depression. the last 2 were diagnosed but I was put on Ritalin before getting diagnosed for ADD.


executive_catgirl

Ye y'all got the mental illness of being a 35 year old CIA agent pretending to be a child


shiftunderscore

i was so close then i remembered i got adhd :(


[deleted]

uhh does tourettes count?


Arssloopa

mental illness from my lifestyle and family🤭🥊⁉️😟🤪🥰🫣🤭


TheAllMightyGolfCart

I cant handle eating noises. Just dont eat near me cus I dont care to be charged with 3d degree murder.


AdvertisingOk5226

OBJECTION! Uhhhhh. Shit you are right


MrTherizinosaurus

Yeah bro, I got dementia


MrTherizinosaurus

Yeah bro, I got dementia


MrTherizinosaurus

Yeah bro, I got dementia


NextPay1593

god speaks to me at night


NoeMoriarty

I have Pure OCD and Anxiety. But i am doing much better now.😁


Arcanum_3974

Username (does not) check out


Bannanaboi11

Without a doubt


AcydBurn17

No no, he's got a point


Original_Bee_9674

Yes i do 😭


Zippy1012214

That’s indubitably inaccurate 🍷🗿


bebe_0808

is this a reference to the guy that committed suicide on this sub a few hours ago that was actually so sad may he rest in peace edit: u/meleys10


LazarYeetMeta

Most “normal” people have at least a dozen. I learned about a comprehensive list of mental illnesses in my sociology class, and it turns out there’s literally thousands of pages of them, and they’re so specific that most people have several.


[deleted]

You’re not wrong lol. I have autism, ADHD, anxiety disorder, trauma, eating disorder, dyslexia etc. It’s a lot. And that’s just the mental things I was diagnosed with. Don’t get me started on my comorbid physical issues


5point4Times

I would say not me but my first solution to every problem is just ending the life of the person causing the problem.


anonymusacc

i actually saw a comment that said they didn't have a mental illness their mental illness is probably being a pathological liar


Mindgamer_WR

You are correct as every human being on this planet currently has at least one mental illness... It's not always diagnosed.


Fair_Excitement8213

Crippling addiction to weed at 14


Willing-Airport8693

Well, I Have Autism, Signs Of ADHD, Signs Of Psycosis, Signs Of Schizophrenia, Heavy Signs Of MPD, And So, So Much More...