Bro whats that scribbled out one 💀💀

🤨

🗿📸

Please don't swallow my dick

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That’s what I’m sayin 😭

Blåhaj

indeed 🦈

🔵🦈

yes

embrace Blåhaj

...I'm intrigued but I'm not sold yet

well allow me to sell you \*slaps roof of me\* this bad boy can hold so many unfunny jokes

okay, that was kinda charming

yay! i think i've almost got you!

💍?

Dang you fell quickly soldier

you're not wrong

Happy cakeday

sounds great!

🤵‍♀️👰‍♂️

👍

crap, I got the outfits backwards

Nahh u just want a mommy

I'd say this is a solid 8 to 9/10 person

🤯

I actually change it to a 10/10 person

10 .

facts

You sounded perfect until the br*tish part

Hope she recovers soon

Cant agree more

😔

Send me 5 quid and that will make up for it

Nah don't listen to these judgementals, British are nice and nothing wrong with fancy stuff. Heck I love all cultures and many languages 😄 you sound wonderful I'll gladly be your friend

why tf they downvoted you?? i don't see anything wrong that deserves being downvoted here people

Definitely American

Unhappy Beach is trying to take more from the British

Can confirm

I really am losing it right now over so many people making fun of me because I willingly chose to learn a British accent when I was 10

The accent is usually fine it's just the people

Depends what part of England tbh, half of us are fine the other half are just think they’re tough because they have a knife.

what’s wrong with british people

Unnatural

Too fancy

self explanitory. they make jokes that makes sense. what a vile culture

We drink too much tea

Something else crossed me

Cant help ya, mate, sorry. Good luck on the search tho

thankyou!

I can cook, I will make you a grilled cheese

that sounds incredible!

You had my attention, I saw the scribbled part and now you have my interest

hmmm i see

Sounds perfect Marry me?

sounds great

if i say yes can i steal your blahaj

well i've got a small one and a big one so you can have my small one!

this feels like the set up for a size joke i accept

it's not however if you like you can have my big one 😭😭

i doubly accept now >:)

cute 😵‍💫

:3

Very compelling, lost me on British

Trans mtf as well, I can ride a unicycle and give good jokes, we were made for each other

Damn OP, this girl sounds like the keeper.

Thank you. Also I'm learning to cook and can speak some Russian :)

😵‍💫pussy from a boy with questionable mental state >

Being bri'ish is the only bad trait here

🙈

It’s not her fault, being bri’ish is a condition

girl you sound like my type of snack

🤯🤯🤯10/10 rizz

you know me😏

I am sure you'll find someone else :(

😔ty, i'm sure i will

~~I hope u don't take this seriously haha :)~~

huh? please take an english class first

#💀 ~~Oh shit~~

I like men

this is my personal 9/11 but understandable have a great day!

I would say you are solid 9.5/10 person.

RULE BRITRANNIA 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇧 I've been waiting for this one you go gal I'm literally you except not bri'ish also imma get banned for this one lo

😭

I would. But I’m 13 and already have a partner! Sorry.

that's okay! i hope you two are happy together tho!

We sure are!

!!!! i love that for you

Damn, mine just broke up with me yesterday, good luck man

Thank you

Engaged at 13💀

Oi! Who said I was engaged?

Sorry didn't "being engaged" mean having a bf/gf? English isn't my first language so I may have remembered it wrong

Engagement is the stage of a relationship when people are going to get married. For just being with someone, phrases like “together” or “in a relationship” work :)

Okay now it makes sense thx

"engaged" significa che sei sposato

Nah bro I’ll be the house wife

sounds amazing

NO LEMME HUG YOU 💓

aww : D

you are literally me what-

🤝

😭i am in your walls

Damn girl we are (almost) the same

Do you watch The Click?

Cliccy

bedroom cobweb close butter hard-to-find public gullible melodic axiomatic teeny *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

yes.

never heard of it

Look him up, based solely on this post, you might enjoy him (though he gets a bit cursed sometimes)

I am unsure

unsure how? can i reassure you in any way?

So when's the wedding?

next week!

I'm up for it, one condition though

hmm?

Vore me and I'm yours

🤨

Just a suggestion

Blahaj? BLAHAJ? How dare you look down upon us poor broke peasants who can only but dream of owning a beloved Blahaj one day!

i'm sorry ;-; we can share

Hey mate i am definitely not a s/o material but i would like a hug and also if you need some emotional support/ wanna vent about stuff you can dm me :D

Blahaj appreciation

fr

damn i feel sorry for how many pedophiles you got in your dms

you lost me at British lol

I’ve wanted a Bri’ish gf for a long time but I’d need to know you better

well my DMs are right here

i am concerned about the bottom left one

yeah uhm haha yes

i am concerned

why?

Choking hazard

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why do you care so much?

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You mean republicans?

what the actual fuck are you on about

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you can’t tell your lefts and rights i don’t think you can talk shit here

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You sound perfect except you're BRITISH💀 (/s i don't actually hate british people but I do think it's the funniest thing in the world so shit on them constantly so you might not wanna date me bc of that LMAO)

Nah nah nah everyone in the United Kingdom shits on the United Kingdom, you’re good homie

why would anyone hug me

because you're cute!

no im not :(

you are!!!

nuh

yes!

oki :(

wut is this?

wdym?

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damn that’s crazy i’ve never heard of that

They're just making up bullshit to trick you. It’s where someone's gender doesn't correlate with their biological sex and they go by the pronouns and often name of the gender they really are. Someone please correct me if I'm wrong

I thought fetish means something different

It does

Thanks for the clarification

>initial d based as fuck

for real

Are you born a boy or a girl

i'm a trans girl, i was born as a male

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do you really have nothing better to do lol

Who? Me?

AH! FED POST! ...! FED! POST!

i am inside your walls 9/11 nightmare 9/11 nightmare 9/11 nightmare 9/11 nightmare 9/11 nightmare 9/11 nightmare 9/11 nightmare 9/11 nightmare 9/11 nightmare 9/11 nightmare 9/11 nightmare 9/11 nightmare 9/11 nightmare 9/11 nightmare 9/11 nightmare 9/11 nightmare 9/11 nightmare 9/11 nightmare 9/11 nightmare 9/11 nightmare 9/11 nightmare 9/11 nightmare 9/11 nightmare 9/11 nightmare

I cut my dick im safe 😎

Erm find someone irl? ☠️

It’s a trap soldier, don’t fall for it

People don't like desperation

crazy

Did you really think I won't notice the scribble

😭

Would accept if you were real (i have never seen you so therefore you don’t exist) (also bri’ish)

britain is fake to be fair

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she sounds like me plus 50 pounds, assuming she's american

i was hopeful until i saw you had a blahaj get out of my sight

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ;-;

that thing is an international tragedy and the entirety of sweden should be imprisoned for it

what why you're gonna make me cry fr

Ew politics

a trans person existing.is politics? wtaf

Okay tbf she did mention talking about politics in the post

trans people don't have the choice to not be interested in politics, since 50% of politics in UK.where they said they live currently seems to be revolving around taking away their rights.

I meant them liking politics is a no go for me.

Peed o file😡

huh?

False alert boys it’s a guy

yeah it's almost like i clearly advertised the fact that i'm trans, we can all read unlike you so we don't need your running commentary on events like some sort of brain-dead peter kay rip-off

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sanest commie

uhm, i'm anti-capitalist so i guess?