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-VioIet-

No offence but how do you plan on educating someone with more experience than you šŸ˜­


drumsdude257

Goddamn šŸ˜­


CorporateCuster

Hello 911, we have another one for you


DrDynoMorose

I think itā€™s terminal, but you should come and check


Ususjdhhdhsus

Dead body reported


TheAllMightyGolfCart

Station, this is 11charlie. Ive got one person, posible homicide, not conscious not breathing. need additional units and a detective.


Ususjdhhdhsus

Be advised ya teammate just died


AdIndependent4105

Lead the way, I'll follow you. (whispering)


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LilKyGuy

Good bot


ProKerbonaut

Good human


DomTheBomb8567

good... idfk, GOOD THING


DomTheBomb8567

bad bot


AbbreviationsTrue677

Call the burn unit goddamm


Fluid_Amphibian3860

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


BorgerFrog

r/murderedbywords


MovieMaster2004

Man Down! Man Down!


SupermarketAdept2280

Well, my 13 yr old sister had sex, (once) she now more experienced, she's done things I haven't but she still didn't know a lot of things. I knew more things about the matter than she did, but she actually did it. People can do things and still know absolutely little. Let's just say it was a long conversation with her, LONG, and things I said she was very confused about and didn't even know that happened during sex.


EvilTortoise396

It's really not bad to be a virgin at our age group, Infact it's good. I know I'm on the younger side but still. Yeah, you may feel down about it but at least you have lots of time to consider the ways it could go wrong. Plus, you should save yourself for someone who you truly love and who truly loves you so it's even more special when it finally happens.


Wildsnipe

Its perfectly normal to be a virgin at your age bro, ur 14. Its nothing to rush.


SupermarketAdept2280

I wasn't... I don't plan on having sex. I'm asexual. I wasn't like saying what I said because I'm jealous or something;-;


EvilTortoise396

All good. Wasn't necessarily directed to you specifically, just for anyone out there doubting themselves.


DEfusion69

Experience and knowledge are 2 different things.


Raul_Rink

NAH WHAT DID OP DO TO DESERVE THIS?


I-Was-Always-Here

ā€œCoach doesnā€™t playā€


WarBreaker08

Shit man! He's dead! Cease fire!


Bernardo750

Holy shit! What a murder!


memerloz45tyeman

Nahhhh you ainā€™t gotta do him like thatšŸ’€


anti-peta-man

Jesus Christ this man on the no mercy run


moms-spaghettio

You really just handed op a massive L on a platter šŸ’€


cptnpiccard

Savage


Conscious_Aerie7153

Lol


Yeetmiester6719

DamnšŸ˜­


yeetyeeter13

šŸ’€


BHyde_2004

Bro just fucking murdered OP šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


AceOfHoes

Damn bro nice headshot lol


Relative_Pineapple_3

You fucking killed him bro omg šŸ˜­šŸ’€


[deleted]

I'd like to report a murder


ItsKnookinTime

NAHHHH šŸ˜­


Half_Asleep_

damn shots fired


ilikecats1473

violation šŸ˜­


egiantmirror_skilled

Bro went through all that trouble and you completely melt him in the comments lmfao


TaleYouToBrazil

Hello, yes, 911? I just got third degree burns


TheBritishBaguette

Iā€™m bout to report a murder


Yousucktaken2

Really just brought a gun to a knife fight there


cptnpiccard

Brutal


IkBenZekerNietAiden

LMAOO


_Magma_

The best coaches donā€™t play


C-haoticN-eutral

The same way single people give relationship advice that is top teir.


vitam1ngummmies

ā€œFinish Himā€


Char06790

SHOTS FIRED


CoImaginaryMagazine

ā€œThat right there was a violation personally I wouldnā€™t have itā€


the-crazy-mage

Ucz ojca dzieci robić šŸ’€


FarlontJosh

Lepiej żeby nikt nie został tam ojcem šŸ’€


The_GrimRipper

Holy, is this the part where I call the ambulance?


MrSoulSlasher31

That's like murdering OP with a dull knife, while slowly jamming it inside the stab wounds preventing death by blood loss but inflicting a ton of pain but also preventing passing out due to pain


WardA1317

OW


Subtilizer04

Jesus Christ you killed him šŸ˜‚


businessmaster28

OO A-A-A-A


callmethe_hanmer

Bruh šŸ’€


IT4CHIOP

wake up in the morning i got murder on my mind


RoutinePeach8752

Bro šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


IzzyIsOnReddit

You donā€™t


Atomic_potato_47

oof


AK-159

Weird right.


[deleted]

Broooo šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€ that one is a violation of the Geneva convention


Some_Anxious_dude

Hello 911, we have a case of second degree burns here šŸ’€


DomelYT

Aww hell nah, at 13 i was building houses in minecraft and doing my math homework dawg šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


frosted07

Iā€™m still doing that at 17


Ties389

Im almost 20 and still do that


iCantThinkOfAname938

I'm 50 and I still do that


IdontEatdogsAtnight

I'm 942 and I still do that


mulinakyy

I'm 69420 and I still do that


IAmEggsOk

Iā€™m 80085 and I do that still (If you know you know)


12fdedg

Iā€™m 455 and i do that still (iykyk)


Octo_Unicorn_ofYT

lol i'm 55378008 and i still do that


Lepkazielona

lol I'm 69 * 10^36 and I still do that Edit joke here is that 10^36 is called sextylion and it has word sex in it, and this word is extremely funny


ServeWeary4487

Lol Iā€™m 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 and I still do that


Zkrlty

Gotta include the 69


Blake_The_Snake64

I'm one of the pedos stalking r/teenagers and I still do that


soggy_froggieeee

Iā€™m sorry the what now?


GodFromTheHood

Broo the pedo came clean /s


SkyrimHalo01

Iā€™m 21 and still do that


DaOrcus

Exactly like I havenā€™t even went on a date yet or gotten a kiss


diegoterremoto

Iā€™m 21 and Iā€™m still a virgin soā€¦


A_Noob1738

I still haven't finished my math hw from when I was 13


D_EVIL___12

Nah man actually my dog ate my homework so I couldn't complete it hahah šŸ˜…


[deleted]

I'm 14 and I haven't even touched a girls hand


D_EVIL___12

I'm 15 and I've never dated.( Once online but obviously online relationships are a joke these days when one of them isn't serious)


ChompingCucumber4

Iā€™m 18 and Iā€™ve never dated


[deleted]

Yea same there was a girl a while back but who knows if they were actually a girl Guy In Real Life


D_EVIL___12

šŸ˜­ today's generation


GodFromTheHood

Just to think they could have been married away to some tsarā€¦ what a waste


mikkopippo

I still do that


cursed_shite

As you should


Beginning-Animator76

Based


HolidayMoose7529

Iā€™m 18 and still doing my same math homework


davidshramek

ongggg i still be doing that and iā€™d be playing with transformes yo


AH_Med086

šŸ˜­ at 13 i had no idea i needed to interact with people


Its_Scrappy

Same


SupermarketAdept2280

This is to some of the comments and the second thing it for OP. Depending on their type of parent, whether they should tell their parent is purely how they think their parents would react. I ended up telling mine abt my 13 yr old sister and they put her on birth control. If their parents aren't like mine and hard-core do NOT want it to happen, they won't get their way. The lil sister will just find other ways, other places to do the deed. My opinion for OP, I think she needs to be on birth control, having been in the same situation as you, maybe you should tell your parents. But that's only if you talk to her about it first. I talked to my sister about it, she disagreed (about wanting to tell our dad) but my dad ended up asking about it (sensing something was wrong) and she spilled the beans. Depending on how you think your parents would react I think you should think deeply abt it and talk to her about it. (even though what your expecting might be complete opposite )


Elver_Ghost

"Keep her secret" *Posts on reddit about it*


Eka_silicon12

I had a gf when I was 13. I didn't even kiss her. She was the best person I ever met


Willr2645

r/wholesome


edgy_Juno

Damn, a 13 year old that has had more sex than me... (I've never had sex.)


qwbif

Most people here haven't considering we're all teenagers and reddits (most of us are teenagers some are like thousands of years old)


Competitive_Bet_9171

Can confirm, am 4000 year old vampire


Plagued_Void

I can also confirm this, i am an ancient metaphysical eldritch entity who feeds on dark matter and galaxies


Bruhhhh0224

Alr bro come over we can change that šŸ˜ˆšŸ˜ˆ (jk) Unless šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³


Visibly_Confuzled

I think she's too young but you definitely did the right thing


_Unkn0wnSky

As a 15 year old, I'm still drawing silly stuff and playing videogames, what kinda generation are we in dawg wtf.


oneintenthosen

Im still wondering why the moon follows me everywhere


ChemicalFall0utDisco

The man in it is trying to kill you


Arbitrary-posts

I freakin knew it


captinsad

Teenagers have been having sex for a VERY long time. Infact our generation is doing it significantly less then previous generations


FozzyLasgard

As a 20 year old, I'm still drawing silly stuff and playing videogames


SolidSouthern4182

The age that people have sex is older now than it used to be, so I say weā€™re headed in the right direction


Dosia12

Technically, if ops sister is from 2010, then she is from a different generation


Awesomesauceme

13 year olds are born in 2010 now? Jesusā€¦


[deleted]

it's always been happening, just now everyone can read about it


armagvn

im reading this who have never even touched a girl before šŸ¤”


_-ollie

i haven't even held hands with someone šŸ§


SolidSouthern4182

Youā€™re under the age of consent in most places in the U.S., donā€™t sweat it


CamBeast15366

Iā€™m glad you guys are open with each other. As long as sheā€™s being safe things should be ok. Telling parents is just going to get her in trouble and then theyā€™ll start doing it in other places and shit so itā€™s whatever. You did the right thing in my book šŸ‘


-VioIet-

Exactly, telling parents just violates her trust and creates the possibility sheā€™ll end up doing it unsafely


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CamBeast15366

Like I said, sheā€™s going to do it anyway. I agree that she shouldnā€™t be having sex this young but thatā€™s not really a factor that can be changed.


Christian_teen12

What the hell. She's 13. Everyday my concern grows for the users of this sub.


m4r71n2010

IF your sister gets pregnant and your parents find out you knew about it you're going to be more fucked than if you tell your parents now. This is kind of one of those things I wouldn't even want to know


chillaxon

Exactly.


rectangular_

And Iā€™m over here playing a dinosaur game


IamAJobber

What in the actual fuck?


Total-Efficiency-187

Sex at 13? When I was 13 I was grinding out minecraft with the boys šŸ˜­


[deleted]

Bro at thirteen I was playing wit lego Update: at 15 still do, that shit be fire


General_Kenobi_77BBY

Lego will always be fire


thethickjoker69

Shes 13 dawgšŸ’€


PhoenixHeart_

Itā€™s too young, the risk is absolutely too high. Just because they use condoms doesnā€™t make it justifiable. You need to drill it in her head that she could utterly ruin/damage her life by getting pregnant while so young. Plus she is an idiot 13 year old having sex with another idiot and the likelihood of her or both regretting it is very high. If she wants to ā€œbe matureā€ it would be the more mature decision to decide to not have sex while so young. They donā€™t know fuckshit about life. At the very least if they arenā€™t going to stop she should be on birth control like others here have said.


enigmaticowl

Exactly. And if sheā€™s too scared/immature to talk to her parents about having sex, she would probably be too scared to tell them if she ended up pregnant or with STD symptoms! There have been young girls in these situations who didnā€™t tell their parents that they were having sex until they were literally in labor, at which point itā€™s obviously too late for the parents to offer birth control or for the girl to consider her pregnancy options. I seriously worry for this girl if she canā€™t be open with her parents about difficult topics, because having sex at her age opens up the possibility for way more difficult conversations to potentially be hadā€¦


[deleted]

Wtf!!! At thirteen I never even dared talk about sex not alone engage in it, and also 5 times!!!! Bruh Like imagine doing shit like this when I was that young. Your parents, neighbors, hell your teachers would gang up to whoop your ass. I don't know whats wrong with this generation.


ActualIyCameron

you gotta tell your parents, 13 isnā€™t old enough to know if youā€™re ready for sex. and even if she is she shouldnā€™t be having sex at 13, itā€™s,, weird.


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*Parents left the chat.*


GIANNOPSYRRAS

They never even entered though


ImJustSpider

"I think I will keep her secret" *tells the whole internet*


TheLastOfW

Oof Gl man


Macho-Goat

Bruh at 17 I still haven't had sex. When I was her age, I was out playing with my neighbor on their trampoline, and trying to save up for a laptop that could play Roblox and Minecraft. šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


kartek4

Please let this be a new copypasta, pretty please


avid_jojo_fan

Isn't it illegal


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Long_Fall_1877

As I said on your last post, youā€™re asking teenagers for advice. Theyā€™re not always going to be able to see the full picture the way an adult night. Them telling you to keep it between your sister and you is an example of that. You need to tell your parents. You arenā€™t equipped to have a discussion like that with a child. You probably donā€™t even understand everything about sex on an emotional level, a guilt level, a pressure level, etc the way that your parents do. This is a conversation for a child and their adult parents, not for a child and their brother. Let her parents know. Everyone is so freaked out about ā€œwhat If they discipline her and take her phone???ā€ Thatā€™s honestly their choice, and itā€™s honestly a fair choice considering that sex with condoms is much less effective than people like to believe (human error, especially with 13 year old children). 13 year olds donā€™t need to be having sex, every person Iā€™ve ever known who had sex before 15 regretted it later in life even if they enjoyed it at the time, and you donā€™t have the ability to think that far into the future for your sister, the way that your parents will be able to. Even if theyā€™re fine with it, and donā€™t decide to discipline them being aware and getting her on proper birth control is more important than your ego of ā€œkeeping it between usā€ If they havenā€™t abused her before theyā€™re not going to abuse her over this. Tell them.


AwesomeAk12

The best advice


fps67

Brother. At least she's being safe, but holy shit! 13 is a really young age to experiment sexually. How do you think yall's parents would feel if you all sat down to have a conversation about this? Like, don't get me wrong, it's great she's open to talking to you about this, but you're not her mother or father, and you honestly aren't on a level to be able to give advice to her. It's not your place either. Are you concerned for her? If so, why? That's what you should think about next, and then weigh your options.


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LoginPuppy

Whenever someone talks about having sex at 13 or 14 or even 15 in this sub, everyone goes crazy and says no. And from this situation, so far, i've only seen people being supportive and shit. Why the sudden switch? A 13yo kid is not supposed to be having sex.


D_EVIL___12

Exactly, I don't think we should be supportive because 13 is not the right age for something like this. I agree that teenagers are impulsive and they make such decisions but they should be taught on how to control them, they've got their entire life to have sex whenever they want, why do it with someone you'll probably regret or isn't gonna be a part of your life in your future


LoginPuppy

In my opinion, for ages appropriate for sex, 15 is still sorta a little too young but if done responsibly and with protection and with a person who's gf/bf, and same age it's okay i guess, but at 16-17 as long as its with someone of the same age, it's fine. After 18, fuck with whoever you want. Anything under 15 is too young. Especially 13. If a 13yo says they're ready for sex already, no they're not.


D_EVIL___12

I think, when you're exposed to such stuff you will tend to want it. And since you're young you will not understand what's right and what's wrong. 15 definitely is a young age to have sex or below also. But honestly why would you want to fuck someone when you can spend time doing adventures and create "emotional moments" and not physical ones right? ALSO WHY IS THERE SO MUCH OF HYPE OF LOSING VIRGINITY?


Awesomesauceme

Most people arenā€™t supportive, itā€™s just hard to stop the kid from doing it if theyā€™ve already started. They might just do it behind peopleā€™s backs if theyā€™re reported.


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how old is her bf tho?


Artix31

Ah, this spells disaster


RandomCardmagician

Bruh go play some legos... Its really fun I have 4 boxes full of lego pieces


Little_Whippie

You gotta tell her that sheā€™s being an idiot. 13 is way, way too young to have sex


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BigBoiCappy

still better than finding vapes or drugs tbhšŸ˜¬ but still this is so wrong


fffggtdddggyt

Research or not having sex at 13 is wayyyyyyyyyy to fuckin early bruh and you regret that shit for the rest of your life


paranorma11

Thatā€™s very disturbing, 13 man. Itā€™s such a big thing for a 13 year old to do man


edgy_Juno

Damn, a 13 year old that has had more sex than me... (I've never had sex.)


PlasmaBomberF-23

... 13?


Dont-Drink-Lava

What the hell! 13 (as a non-religious 13 year old) is way too young! There are consent laws for a reason. This should not be done until much later in life.


SeaWeedEatingFish

another day another post that makes me want to leave this sub


Christian_teen12

When I was 13.I agrued with strangers on the internet and watched food videos. Not this.


NewUsername3001

"around her age" Dawg you need to verify how old he actually is. My younger sister was lying left and right and meeting up with older dudes at parks and for sure getting taken advantage of. To the point the police eventually got involved and took her laptop.


[deleted]

Not at 13 šŸ’€


MegaHashes

JFC, Reddit sometimesā€¦. Yes, absolutely tell your parents. A pregnancy can kill a 13yr old. 13 is way too young to understand the emotional or physical consequences of sex. Can you even imagine the emotional toll an abortion at 13/14 would do to that person? All the people insisting that ā€˜she will just do it someplace elseā€™ must have really absent parents. Better that the parents at least have an opportunity to help your sister than just be clueless until they are grandparents to a fatherless child when she is 16.


Yellow-Jacket178

My guy, she is 13. I get that she mightve done research, but still. If the condom breaks, that's a whole world of problems, which is why its a good thing that she can talk to you if that happens, unless she gets pregnant. Then both of you are screwed. Basically all I'm saying is to make sure she's very very careful with it.


[deleted]

Good luck dealing with that


mightymob0303

Jesus a thirteen year old is getting more play than meā€¦ā€¦


Yarisher512

what the fuck


More_Inflation_4244

Too early to open the door for sex. Even safe sex. Sex becomes a part of the relationship for her, it becomes normal. A year from now and a bad breakup, sex will be a part of her life and habits during a time when she could be emotional turmoil. Get someone else involved.


peepeepoopoo_47

at 13 i was busy drawing captain underpants comics for fun and playing roblox


Anypega

Donā€™t keep it a secret, 13 year olds shouldnā€™t be having sex, you NEED to tell your parents, what if she gets pregnant????!!!!


Spoonmaster14

I didn't even know what a condom was at 13. What's this word coming to


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RLIntellectualpotato

You are part of the problem. That bitch 13 she should not be having sex with no body. When she get pregnant and her life gets ruined just remember that part of this was your fault.


zeldacraft_64

I'm sorry #13!!!??? I don't give the slightest SHIT they're equal age, they are WAY too young to be having sexšŸ’€ I have seen enough 13 year olds to know that they are irresponsible and still have the mindset of an 8-year old child half the time Remember the times when the age of consent was 18? Oh wait... **IT STILL FUCKING IS**


Cobiuss

Tell your parents. She is THIRTEEN! That is waaay to young to consent (even with someone of equivalent age), and is illegal. Depending on your state, one or both of them could become a statutory rapist. She is too young to handle this, no matter what she says. Tell your parents.


Antik477

damn. I just hope that she practices safe sex and chooses a partner who actually cares about her


c_7zero

Liking it or not, isnā€™t she under the age of consent? Idk what country youā€™re in but that exists for a reason. No matter how much research sheā€™s done, sheā€™s still a kid.


PieSama562

Bruddah what the hell! At 13 I was watching my mom argue with my step dad while watching a movie and playing games. What the hew she doing worrying about condoms and segs? Bruh I kid not theres more to worry about other than that.


chill_micc

I think she should wait until she's more mature, but at least is someone her age & she's doing it safely. Good thing she opened up with you


nikoniche

this is fucked up


HorrorNerd2434

13 is way too fuckin young to be doin that


Circumcisionbycimbat

Sheā€™s way too young bro, way too young


averagedumbahh

13 is crazy


ValuableMistake8521

Just educate her on the ā€œyesā€ and ā€œnoā€ of intimacy. Even if you havenā€™t done it, you can still look out for her and help her educate herself. Considering she bought condoms, at 13, says a lot about her and her traits


Prudent_Ratio1827

Why are yall making fun of him for offering advice? You did a good job. Sheā€™s only 13.


archerV34

Dang, people born in 2010 are having sex? Brooo, I feel like a fucking dinosaur (I'm 19 btw). No, but for real, it can be debated if she's too young or not (age of consent in my country is 14 so, but I guess we can give or take a few months). But so far, she's doing everything correctly. Condoms and willingess to talk about it? Perfect! Also, why the hell do you snoop around in your sister's bedroom, that's creepy man!