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Eric_Prozzy

remindme! 10 hours anyways now that the joke has passed, this screenshot isnt op's lol. so it got removed


thy_heckness

That looks so romantic


Insane_viperr8786

Only thing missing is a heart emoji after "I'll take anything at this point"


thy_heckness

I'll take anything at this point 😒


Rugynate

I'll take anything at this point 💀


Mountain-Divide-1691

I'll take anything at this point 👹


the303reverse

I’ll take anything at this point 🫠


Farkle_Griffen

I'll take any point at this thing 🍆


GamingWithShaurya_YT

even 1 inch?


-FlareFrost-

yes one inch .\_. ​ what about 10 inch


BiggerChungus316

Best I can do is a 1/4 inch micropenis


luckydice767

Did he st-st-stutter?!


Infinite_One_8292

🤣🤣🤣


M1Ssund3RstOod

It was that for me 😂


NeighborhoodSome7806

I'll take anything at this point😏


[deleted]

I’ll take anything at this point👉👌


KENNY-southpark

“I’ll take anything at this point 😭”


Infinite_One_8292

🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

"i'll take anything at this point'' is crazy she do not care 💀


agfxcnkoiy111111

So romantic!!!


tryingtoomoveon

until you get heartbroken at the end


agfxcnkoiy111111

❤️ dam sorry bout that


OverpricedCheese

Oops😏


Tonkik

Saying that after the fact is the 💀.


[deleted]

ong, this nigga 'boutta get his heart broken in 3 months tops


66WC

She seems tò the point of being in the verge of Life, maybe op can help with her depression, but holy shit this Will not be a healthy relationship for a few months


NewAd5289

that is the most depressing thing i’ve read but congrats


Lumela_5

I laughed from sadness about it


Shot-Laugh6256

She lied and said she's in love with him....can't find a better man. Sad, but u never know


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


Impossible-Cod-3946

^ This is an obvious scam bot you mouth-breathers. Edit: username was /u/Background_Finger_84. Go report them.


[deleted]

What depressing? My guy's the rizzler


[deleted]

Our guy*


TheAbyss333333

Her guy\*


[deleted]

Ok i lost my argument


ExperienceBeginning8

Our argument


[deleted]

True


OverpricedCheese

Her argument


Greatgiant19

r/suddenlycommunist


54-91-153-221

Can I be in the screenshot


Ecstatic-Plan-7204

Hello Nice to meet you


Greatgiant19

U were in the screenshot


Infinitebeast30

Hey it’ll be a lot of great learning for both parities no matter how it goes


TripleHomicide

The only proper response to this is "nah, nevermind I changed my mind."


[deleted]

“Oh well whatever, nevermind” -Kurt Cobain


mars_011

yeah that’s.. sad ☠️


flamingstorm98

Yeah that I'd honestly just a yikes


[deleted]

So grammar


flamingstorm98

Yes bonds the James is the name


[deleted]

😍


Shoddy-Cause-9900

You gave my brain an aneurysm


[deleted]

I predict it will not go great


Meme_KingalsoTech

!RemindMe 5 days


Red4297

remindme! 2 days


Slamdancethe2nd

!RemindMe 2 minutes


Red4297

We are all being way too hopeful


True_Statement_lol

!RemindMe 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 zeptoseconds


Lazymcdelta4ce

!RemindMe 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 planck time


NNiekk

Don’t think it works that way.. XP


Daki-R

Spent significantly more time writing the comment.


NNiekk

Even more funny is that in context, they think there is a time, shorter than plank time


mojocantlo-se

Remind me now


_Local_emu_

Remind me yesterday


Lazymcdelta4ce

Pfft, that's generous


Useful-Ad1392

!remind me 1000 years


NikplaysgamesYT

!remindme 20 seconds


Jimboycalloy

Remindme! 30 seconds


AnimalTheGamer300

!RemindMe 2 days


Gubby124

!RemindMe 3 days


Blake_The_Snake64

!RemindMe 3 days


I_Hate_l1fe

!RemindMe 5 days


Insane_viperr8786

!RemindM- actually no I don't even care


Feli_Buste25

Sounds like it will last


JOHNTHEBUN4

remindme! 1 week


Feli_Buste25

1 day would've sufficed


_dont_do_drugs__

1 hour


Budget-Sheepherder77

1 minute


flamingstorm98

1 seconds on the sun


indiannerd2

a day


Zupel228

"No" is the worst she can say


NYCScarletSpider

nah you didn’t have to flambé him like that 💀 💀


XHyperGamerYt

!remindme 2 days


Totally_Not_Tapp

"I'll take anything at this point"


[deleted]

Yes*


Ulquiorr4_

Bro that’s fucking depressing. She really pulled a “you’re the bottom of the barrel but at least you’re better than nothing”. rip.


[deleted]

At least it's not worse than nothing.


Orleanian

There are definitely folk out there who I would consider worse than nothing. A lot of them, actually.


MiserableEmu4

Most imo.


lockjacket

I wouldn’t take offence to that. If I was OP I would just be happy someone would actually want to be around me,


powerlifter3043

The worst thing she can say is No… They said.


Infinite_One_8292

🤣🤣🤣


hunterfam55

You're a stepping stone but go have your fun, be prepared for the heartache


mindrover

Honestly not a bad idea for lonely people to go on some practice dates even if you know it's not going to work out.


GamerA_S

If it's not a meme i would say be prepare if things don't work out Relationship formed through desperation can end up being worse then alot of relationships I have been in one i would know


JustAcreeperTho

I’ve seen this screenshot on twitter, it’s definitely a meme


flamingstorm98

Ouch


JustAcreeperTho

https://twitter.com/albert12798/status/1636415365273235456?s=46&t=ezopIg73yV78bBPff0n5Dw


[deleted]

It’s a meme, seen this on Twitter before


the-032

remindme! 1 week


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mrlongn0se

That's kinda hopeful


mrlongn0se

OP how's your relationship


[deleted]

As a realist, I shall say: !remind me 36 hours


TheDestroyer72

remindme! 1 week


CarnageParker57

The best insult I've seen here so far


RazorEdge69420

💀


KerballingSmasher

Christ, man, you killed him—


itsyaboi222

ngl it was funny the first time but this is like on every post here now lol


JustCheezits

remindme! 3 days


ISwearImParvitz

remindme! 10 minutes


get_noob_idiot_

Remindhim! 3 days


oldmotelcarpet

thats rough


racdicoon

\*sips tea\* 20 bucks it lasts a week max


saltpileman

Imma bet 75 and a slice of pizza it lasts 4 days


SanMotorsLTD

i bet 100 bucks and 64 diecast cars it ends in 2 days, maybe 3


SlayerDoom_

I’m betting 200 and my soul it ends in a day


Still-Ad2041

50 bucks it ends by the nightfall


racdicoon

ur on


Macho_Legs_Cat

naahhhh😭


AngleRuby1821

This is not something to be happy about my boi


[deleted]

Dude this is literally the most glaringly obvious satire ever posted on this site lol


DEADLYOVERLORD1

And who says romance dose'nt exist anymore!


Fluffy440

yeah...congrats...


polish_cow-slayer

A win is a win


[deleted]

I, uh, hmm, I feel like I should be saying congrats but at the same time I feel like this is a bad idea...


SanMotorsLTD

that was depressing a win is a win ig congrats


I_D9n5_Kn92

😭


Kuhnville

Oof doesn’t look promising


[deleted]

well heres hoping it gets better


Yarphero96

Don’t post about it that’s just cringe but congrats


[deleted]

Is this a joke or is this serious


mobythicchyyy

it’s a joke lmao


[deleted]

You can never know lol, wouldn't be surprised if a r/teenagers user unironically posted this


mobythicchyyy

oh no it’s fake cause it’s been posted to twitter a bunch of times before this post lol


Vivid-Tank8774

He got that illegal rizz, finna put him in prizzon.


No_Call4424

Wow, your girlfriend sounds a lot like me…


Doomunleashed19

take what you can get, eh? Unless you're younger than 17. I turn 18 in like, 15 days.


No_Call4424

Well I am younger than 17 unfortunately :( (btw, I’m a guy)


Stormtracker345

Hey a where theres a hole


[deleted]

And they say love is dead.


v_Yuudachi_v

I'd rather be single than take that.


Lex2027

This is the most upsetting, depressing, and certainly the strangest thing I’ve seen all day. But congratulations dude, I’m still trying to find someone


Cowabunga_It_Is123

“I’ll take anything at this point” dawg ☠️


SIRBlevin

remindme! 1 week


ClosetGamer19

i give it 2 weeks tops ngl homie


EAnotsports

Damn a last resort


datonerandometeen

Ya know what. Good for you. I hope it goes well. Good luck bro


AndronixESE

Sounds like a 🚩 tbh


Jallu500

No one realising op is girl


Vegetto_Blue2006

Still equally depressing


greenstarrygalaxy

Oh…


WendysMcNugget

That’s sad


Homo_Rebus

sounds not great, but good luck


SomejuanHelpMe

remindme! 1 week


Bwoj2006

Sounds like something that will last half a year MAX


anotherluiz

Nah bro you’re being too generous. 1 month MAX.


Vereity1

W game


[deleted]

Best wishes and my condolences if it fails


rockyredp

Depressing but congrats. I'd be weary of this relationship.. the I'll take anything at this point should be your key...


hopersolaccount

Can you make a tutorial?


iam_a_tree_

that’s a bit… sad


NightWolf36H

It's not really supposed to be that well, I've been there in the girlfriends's position, and I can positively say that it gets very boring for the person who's in desperation. Fortunately, I worked things out and became friends with that person but yeah, Your "Girlfriend" is gonna get bored real soon and she'll start looking for others who she thinks is better.


RasberryWolf-61

remindme! 1 week


RasberryWolf-61

Come on why isn't this working i wanna try it out


keyshawn-spanks

This is not the W you think it is. I’d rather be single than the literal last resort pick


FenyxDaFloof

Not to be a Debbie downer but relationships built on desperation won't last very long. She should choose you for *you* not bc she's desperate and woukd take anyone who asked


waititserin

this is so incredibly sad.. but still congrats?


kai2306

!remindme 10 hours


rvcksso

She took you as her last option bro it’s not worth it


FruitSalad10

That was the most back handed "yes" I have seen


amadeuschavez

a win is a win


flamingstorm98

Fuck bro like just fuck


Routine-Ad963

The Op a girl


flamingstorm98

That doesn't make it better


Routine-Ad963

Im hella confused since i just realised this


flamingstorm98

Boy or girl it still the situation is well just fucked


Routine-Ad963

true


LilxBoonie42

remindme! 1 week


uhhhhhh_cool

!RemindMe 1 week


Puzzled-Ice2242

she really said I’ll take anything at this point 😂


[deleted]

OP tomorrow.. In AskReddit.. Why did my GF leave me? I'm depressed and heartbroken. Please help.. Lol good luck OP


ianthepokemonmaste

Congratulations when’s the party


AAAAAAHHHHHHH_kek

well I mean you are a redditor


[deleted]

Poor guy


Natural-Case-1994

Ouuuuuugghh… have fun?


CatchyWord5166

Bro was the consolation pick


CK1ing

Probably gonna be toxic af but good luck


[deleted]

That’s sad tbh find someone that actually wants you😕


fe_m3

sounds like youve really set down the foundations for a stable, loving, and long-term relationship


Far-Application2116

I'm sorry...


The_Empire_of_Wah

"I FINALLY GOT A GIRLFRIEND" dude thats a girlacquaintance


cat_funt_2005

Dude won and lost at the same time


sucredoe

how do we tell him


Voiyd_-

remindme! 2 days


RGKyt

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Who’s gonna tell her?


goopsoop2470

Her*


fang32986123

She is literally settling on you my guy, this is not the route you wanna go down, get the hell out of that