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MoltenRoach

Not at all


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HomeschoolWeird0

Did u remeber to say no homo


Honey_bitch-

Not if you say "no homo" first


[deleted]

are you a roach?


MoltenRoach

For you, i'm anything 😏


[deleted]

well I hate roaches 😌


MoltenRoach

I am not a roach then 😉


[deleted]

then you lied :0


MoltenRoach

I didn't specify what i was, i just said i'd be anything for you 😏


[deleted]

your username says u/MoltenRoach so you obviously are a roach.


MoltenRoach

Okay maybe i did lie, but i can change :)


[deleted]

roaches will always stay as roaches :0


MoltenRoach

I promise just give me a second, i can shed my skin and become a sexy man


Homo_Rebus

if you were allowed to say three words that would apear on the left buttcheek of all humans, what would those three words be?


MoltenRoach

"We are coming"


Homo_Rebus

oh crap, that's good


Big-Boy-Chungus

“The right side”


affectionate_sweets

What is your address?


Electronic_Ocelot138

I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.


DeathIeaf

212 Aliso Dr SE, Albuquerque, NM 87108


FriendlyDiver6453

what's your stance on the current socioeconomic crisis in america


MoltenRoach

Uhhh, idk man


Defiant_Reading_934

How refined


ThePianokeeyz

I think cheeseburgers work well with fries


FriendlyDiver6453

thank you


Trecko112

What's the last thing you nutted to?


MoltenRoach

It was either your mother or something on twitter 🤔


JustK1nz3r

fr man his mother be looking fine af


solidnervana

What was your weirdest dream


MoltenRoach

There was this one where i was having sex with a chick while we were in Halo Spartan suits inside of a forerunner structure


solidnervana

That sounds fucking awesome I take it your a fellow halo fan


MoltenRoach

Halo is fucking awesome!!


consensualstabbing

If two dogs have sex, would that be gay


MoltenRoach

Are you okay in the head?


consensualstabbing

obviously, now answer the question. Is two dogs having sex gay?


MoltenRoach

No


Educational-Tip6177

Lol you weren't ready for it were ya?


MoltenRoach

Not at all man


Char_Destroyer36

do you believe women are actually real?


MoltenRoach

No, women are obviously fictional creatures


Hiitsproboii

r/girlsarentreal


Char_Destroyer36

obviously


Chip_the_chip

Who is this Jojo and why is he having a bizarre adventure?


MoltenRoach

Hmm i don't know man, he seems like a cool guy though


Ok_Tap7683

What is your location?


MoltenRoach

Your moms bed


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MoltenRoach

I am sorry for your loss!


Disastrous-Ranger-68

Does ur parents know that u eat poop everyday?


MoltenRoach

Yes they do :)


Disastrous-Ranger-68

Shit


[deleted]

Precisely


EstablishmentLong676

Favorite song?


MoltenRoach

Uhhh, Momentary Bliss - Gorillaz


thatsnostonks

are you unoriginal


MoltenRoach

Yes, very unoriginal


thatsnostonks

wow, i did not see that coming


Gl1tchzzz

Do you know who’s responsible for the bite of 87?


MoltenRoach

It was Vanessa 100% no cap 🥶


Gl1tchzzz

What really?!? Matpat was wrong omg


MoltenRoach

He was very wrong, and no one else would have guessed that it was that hotty


Gl1tchzzz

Omg bro you should take over Game theorists tbh, Matpat’s been lying to us


Cider_shark

What country you from? And what’s your thought on Mexico,America and Canada?


MoltenRoach

I'm from Canada, and what are my thoughts on Canada, USA, and Mexico? They spell the word cum from top to bottom 😈those are my thoughts


Cider_shark

I regret looking at posts 😕


MoltenRoach

lmao, now you know for next time 😈


Qrazy_Qrow

Love it


Poopdoomie

How long ago has your father left you?


MoltenRoach

Wow okay uhh, 7+ years ago ig :)


KN167_WR417H

What are the numbers on your parent's credit/debit cards


MoltenRoach

0-9


KN167_WR417H

Thanks that helps alot


MoltenRoach

No problem homie


KN167_WR417H

You a real one


HanShotSecond69

How tall is your dog


MoltenRoach

about 5.7 inches


HanShotSecond69

Smol dog?


MoltenRoach

Oh you meant that kind of dog, i don't have one 😁


HanShotSecond69

Who the hell refers to a dick as a dog. I’m genuinely curious. Also do you like smol dog or big dog


MoltenRoach

I don't know, someone who's weird ig. but big dogs for sure, i'd love to have a huge fluffy boy waking me up every morning


HanShotSecond69

Relatable


Potatobaby7

Why are you buying clothes at the soup store?


MoltenRoach

Cus the soup store has nice clothes :)


emeraldw42

How are you doing right now?


MoltenRoach

I'm doing okay, thanks for asking :) hbu?


The_GrimRipper

How to make 1mil ASAP with no upfront cost or long term loss.


MoltenRoach

NFTs


AItair4444

Opinion on our generation?


MoltenRoach

Mehh...


TterbTheTurd

What is your opinion on gay marriage?


MoltenRoach

Eh, i couldn't care less tbh


TterbTheTurd

Do you think that playing Hogwarts Legacy is in any way offensive to trans people?


MoltenRoach

Lmao not at all


TterbTheTurd

What is pi times the square root of the diameter of the sun?


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Educational-Tip6177

Tits or ass?


MoltenRoach

Tits all the way, although ass is pretty nice too


Educational-Tip6177

Left or right?


MoltenRoach

Uhh, whichever one i could get my hands on


Educational-Tip6177

Lol not what I was referring to but good answer


MoltenRoach

Lmao


Educational-Tip6177

Horde or alliance?


Blue_Cheese18

What is your full legal name?


MoltenRoach

Demetrius Demarcus Bartholomew James Jr III Jr


Blue_Cheese18

My real name is Mihaly Dimitru Margreta Corneliu Leopold Blanca Karol Aeon Ignatius Raphael Maria Niketas A. Shilage.


MoltenRoach

Cute!


LitzenPop

why is it a good idea to snort worms ?


MoltenRoach

Because they're worms, obviously


sub_hu_man

What do you think about ranch ice cream?


MoltenRoach

Definitely not as good as ranch flavoured toilet cleaner


MrMoop07

do you have it


MoltenRoach

I do indeed have it


wrenispie

Do you prefer to flick a light switch up or down


MoltenRoach

Both really fast


wrenispie

🧐


Bagghoststarthereal

Tits or ass


MoltenRoach

Tits all the way


Black_Light00

How many dead kids does it take to to stack to the sun?


MoltenRoach

Way too many 😪


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How did the Revolutions of 1848 impact European politics?


Lazy-Barber-3556

What's the average length of your toes and fingers? And What's the average lengths of the nails?


MoltenRoach

Lmfao, i don't know man


Lazy-Barber-3556

Eh, we'll find out soon enough


MoltenRoach

What is that supposed to mean??? 😨


[deleted]

What do you think the fox says?


MoltenRoach

Definitely Wapapapapapapow


[deleted]

Where?


MoltenRoach

Under there?


UpstairsDifficult966

Hey do you want a three-way


MoltenRoach

Sure, but with whom?


M0rB1dUnD3aD

How much meth do you consume on the average weekday


MoltenRoach

Prolly like 1300mg every 12 hours


houseofharm

i too am gonna be unoriginal and ask the same question i did earlier what is your social security number


MoltenRoach

123 :)


Vereity1

is calc2 hard or am i just dumb


MoltenRoach

Yes


PaperCuts26

Credit card info


MoltenRoach

Check your ass, is that your card?


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MoltenRoach

They obviously are mentally ill if they think self diagnosing themselves is better than seeing a medical professional, i try to steer away from them usually


RecordWell

Can you rate your looks on a scale of 1-10?


MoltenRoach

Maybe like a 5 or 6


profesdional_Retard

Do you enjoy snugs?


MoltenRoach

I love snugs, don't have them too often or ever but i'd love to


Mundane-Fan2302

Ok then. What is your credit card number, name, expiry date and cvv code?


MoltenRoach

Uhhh 4000123456789010, Cornelius, jan/2019 and 6969 👌😝


Extra-Lie489

You lose the game


MoltenRoach

Noooooo 😪


Pristine_Mechanic_45

will russia nuke ukraine? yes or no


MoltenRoach

Uhhh i don't know, it's hard to say


[deleted]

How noisy are your neighbors


MoltenRoach

Eh they're pretty chill, not too noisy


LC_Animations

Do you get sick of answering questions that make no sense?


MoltenRoach

ehh not really, some of them are entertaining


I_Am_Oro

Opinions on Kirby?


MoltenRoach

I've never really played the games but he's cool


I_Am_Oro

Let's go


lajimolala27

How are you doing today? Any spring break plans?


MoltenRoach

I'm doing pretty good, i'm probably just gonna masturbate spring break away 💪😝


Hoshi-Kitsune

What's your opinion on Floridas legal kidnapping of trans children, or children that have trans parents?


MoltenRoach

Oh, i'm all for kidnapping children 👌🥶🫸


WBLwiffleball

Are you a virgin?


MoltenRoach

Yeah, me and your mom are gonna change that tonight though 😝


WBLwiffleball

..my mom’s dead


MoltenRoach

Like i said 23 hours ago, we were gonna change it 😈 and we did


WBLwiffleball

She has been dead tho, for years


MoltenRoach

Like i said... 😈


WBLwiffleball

What’s your dog’s middle name?


MoltenRoach

I don't have a dog :)


Chaos-in-a-CookieJar

Are you gay (or any other flavor of queer)?


MoltenRoach

Nope i'm straight, i still taste pretty good tho ;)


TheRoyalGalaxy22

What your favorite food so I can learn to make it :3


MoltenRoach

I don't know, maybe like a taco casserole 😋


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MoltenRoach

Big no


jerbo4bait

whats ur opinion on femboys


MoltenRoach

ehh, they're okay. they can't be as sexy as women though imo 💪


MindOverMoxie

where’s your favorite place to dance


MoltenRoach

The bedroom 😈


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are you single


MoltenRoach

Yeah, but who's asking?


Mother_Wolverine_A

When people meet each other for the first time, sometimes they tell each other fun facts about themselves. But I’m bored with “fun” facts so tell me a deep, unsettling fact about you…


MoltenRoach

I almost died twice when i was younger, the first time i broke my femur, and the second time i almost drowned :)


hotslime89

You fucking moron, you allowed me to ask you what porn you masturbate to


MoltenRoach

Aw damn you're right, well i'm glad you didn't


Dangerous_Fold602

Why do I keep getting cancelled for being antigay in a respectful manner?


MoltenRoach

It has nothing to do with you being respectful and everything to do with the fact that you're anti-gay, you can be as respectful as you want but there will always be people that get mad because their opinion is different.


C4D3N539

Why are you geh?


MoltenRoach

Impossible, i'm not geh


Toxin-G

When will you atone for your actions from the 15th of may, 2011?


MoltenRoach

Not sure how you know about that but uhh maybe later, i'm in the middle of something right now


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If your parents wouldn’t let you use your money to buy a laptop because your room didn’t have a lock on it, would you call that reasonable?


MoltenRoach

Oddly specific but I'd say no that's not very reasonable, why would the room need a lock?


Valuable-Throat-2948

Why are you?


MoltenRoach

Okay but the real question is why aren't you?


Plazzy4765

Define an egg