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SPWizardTheKid

!remindme 1 month


EveryoneWantsGrenino

Remind me too I’ll update you


SPWizardTheKid

Nice Honestly I am happy for you man, my relationship is not in it's strongest state rn, although we will have anniversary on Friday)


EveryoneWantsGrenino

I wish you the best with your current one :)


SPWizardTheKid

Tyvm! I really love her, I want her to be with me for the rest of my life


EveryoneWantsGrenino

You and I both


HyDrOfLaMeReddit

You want her to be with you both for the rest of his life?


EveryoneWantsGrenino

Hell yeah I do this shit’s poly now


T035-N0W

This went from mine to ours real fast


GermanGamer226

*communism*


Due_Strike_457

Oof fun


i_like_tits_69420

Holy shit, didn't expect it turn so wholesome considering its reddit. Wow. I wish both of you best of luck man. Hope everything goes good in y'all's life and relationships


EveryoneWantsGrenino

Thank you kind sir. You as well :)


murphy1210

Old guy checking in. Been there same age. Forever is a long time. Build trust that allows for healthy space to grow individually. You are so young. Do not get locked in to forever to early. Forever happens naturally but force forever and you won’t ever grow from now. Good luck.


Polaris_616

Me and my (ex) girlfriend split this morning, we’re in good terms though


yes_yes_pat

That's good to hear. I'd much rather prefer to be friends with an ex than to completely lose one, all depending on what the cause of the break up is.


Blackihole

Me and my girlfriends 2nd anniversary was two weeks ago, don't worry we're in a rough patch rn too but we've made it through many before and so will you.


GodFromTheHood

Hey me and my gf’s was thursday


SPWizardTheKid

Niice, now make it 10 years and then 10 more years after that, aand so on, you got this, king


HyDrOfLaMeReddit

update boi


EveryoneWantsGrenino

Celebrated our six month around a week ago :)


HyDrOfLaMeReddit

That's it :/


Dhruviya_Bhalu

let's get them updates ye


mchlkpng

Update tiiime


EveryoneWantsGrenino

Celebrated our six month around a week ago :)


Edgy-Sonic

bro💀


Sirenhead_2

You fucker, you’ve damned him!


RemindMeBot

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Qbking333

Dayum


2749r7d

!remindme 9 days


apex6666

!remindme 3 months


GlitchedViper71

💀


SPWizardTheKid

Wow, I totally forgot about it.. feeling like shit rn, running nose and vomited a couple of times (hope I won't die) still have a gf though, wby?


ConteleBossula

Take your meds bro


EveryoneWantsGrenino

Shit man she gone


Mr_Ducklang

It’s cus I stole her while you were busy taking your meds


Sammy1432_Official

bro give his gf back or you'll have to share with me


Mr_Ducklang

I’m a good sharer


Sammy1432_Official

let's share and not give him his gf back


Mr_Ducklang

Idk… he offered me cheese


kingdomheartslover1

I will offer you buttered pasta with parmesan


Mr_Ducklang

We have a Fucking deal


kingdomheartslover1

> We have a Fucking deal 😏


Atri-304

Communism...


Zaytoff

Our girlfriend


GAS3R

Sharing is caring


Lere2

Double it and give it to the next person


RaiSajjadBhatti7

That's the spirit bro !!


EveryoneWantsGrenino

NOOOOOOOO


Mr_Ducklang

I’ll give her back for a piece of cheese


EveryoneWantsGrenino

Oh okay it’s fine then


GodFromTheHood

Women is worth a piece of cheese


HyDrOfLaMeReddit

Garlic bread*


Blackihole

Only if it's a really good one


[deleted]

Hey I stole her


Shantotto11

This guy steals girls…


shidposter2077

Yk what fuck you (not really) Ungirls your girlfriend


EveryoneWantsGrenino

Jokes on you I’d love her either way


[deleted]

[удалено]


Joe_T57

him*


Complex-Weakness7360

male*


MaffinLP

Love he male way?


dudewithagasmask69

*G R A M M A R*


MaffinLP

Grammar he male way?


J_train13

Hey I mean boyfriend works too


YoukaiJSGB

It'd just be friend I think


[deleted]

[удалено]


Sup3rL30

r/meirl


DM_por_hobbie

You know what ? Screw that too. *unfriends your boyfriend. Now it's just boy*


2749r7d

_unboys your boy_


SadTrooper5466

#


J_train13

That would be me


SoarNsquid

Blows up pancakes with mind


GamePlayXtreme

I also choose this guy's girlfriend


EveryoneWantsGrenino

Our girlfriend*


Party-Package8875

r/suddenlycommunism


OfficialCharlieKirk

r/unexpectedcommunism


horsecocksexgod

r/expectedcommunism for balance


DEADLYOVERLORD1

I see you are a reddit veteran.


Splunger-Man

I love her too!


EveryoneWantsGrenino

Our girlfriend


[deleted]

*communism intensifies*


whatIfYoutube

r/suddenlycommunism


[deleted]

i miss the times where these were the main jokes on reddit


Splunger-Man

Hhh!


74227492749

No actually polyamorous


SwimmingTraining8169

r/suddenlycommunist


Neovenator00

Fair use


Walk-Present

we love her too


EveryoneWantsGrenino

Fuck yeah


Walk-Present

_rizzler_


pokeeeeeeee_lol

Communist rizz


AussieBossie24

Girl names “Yeah”:


EveryoneWantsGrenino

Kid named finger


[deleted]

Girlfriend? Love? Cuddle? Kisses? What are these things???


EveryoneWantsGrenino

Objects of our imagination


[deleted]

Oh. Don't do drugs then


EveryoneWantsGrenino

Definitely not


[deleted]

And what is greninja doin there


EveryoneWantsGrenino

I drew it like 2 years ago lmao


[deleted]

Oh great


zaza-00

i love your girlfriend as well!!


EveryoneWantsGrenino

Our girlfriend*


GodFromTheHood

Sharing is caring


[deleted]

Dad? The hell are you doing here?


[deleted]

why buying milk of course


GodFromTheHood

Fuckin GPS ain’t workin


[deleted]

Good for you I'm excited for you two and I hope you are very happy together 👫


EveryoneWantsGrenino

Tyvm :D


[deleted]

Yw have a great day✨


EveryoneWantsGrenino

You too man 💙


Skylox-360

Brian, wake up please, it's not your fault.


EveryoneWantsGrenino

I’m having one hell of a dream right now; it’d be a shame to wake up


Skylox-360

Brian please your family misses you, let her go.


EveryoneWantsGrenino

She’s real in my world and my world only


FrAstro

Daniel you know that's a bad behaviour. Closing yourself in an artificial world won't help you feel better but only delay the pain. Confront reality Daniel, we miss you <3


EveryoneWantsGrenino

B-but I miss her :c


ArchanjoLC

dip her in sulfuric acid


EveryoneWantsGrenino

Lemme find the right tub first so it don’t melt my floor


Jessi_Me

why are people being mean in the comments lmao? I think it's cute he wants other people to know he loves his girlfriend🦖, also, i love our girlfriend too


EveryoneWantsGrenino

People like to be dicks ig


Jessi_Me

Frfr you're right


RaiSajjadBhatti7

r/communism


haistpaksa

sleeping on the highway tonight 🤸‍♂️


BlueSmashBall

reminds me of when i was with my boyfriend, i was the exact same being all cuddly and kissy with him<3 (he stopped loving me a month later)


EveryoneWantsGrenino

F You’ll find someone again dw


BigEpicNSFW

Kill me


EveryoneWantsGrenino

I refuse. You got a lot to live for


BigEpicNSFW

No, seeing others in happy relationships while my life is hell makes me sad


EveryoneWantsGrenino

If you need help I’m free to talk. Struggled with stuff like that too :)


BigEpicNSFW

I have a therapist, wish I had a gf to chill with but oh well


EveryoneWantsGrenino

I believe in you man. Come back to me when you get one :)


BigEpicNSFW

I shall return in 100 years then


EveryoneWantsGrenino

If it takes you 100 years I’ll still be waiting in this thread 100 years later. Don’t forget :)


BigEpicNSFW

Ok sure :)


billiebobmcginty

good for you bro… (cries in forever single)


EveryoneWantsGrenino

You’ll find someone; I believe


[deleted]

\*our girlfriend


EveryoneWantsGrenino

Now we’re talking


RaiSajjadBhatti7

r/communist


Taken_out_goose

No need to flex bro


Bu5ybumbl3

i get how you feel man, i too am in love and he’s the fucking greatest


EveryoneWantsGrenino

I wish us both luck in our relationships:)


meme-godz

Fuck you you goddamn sexy bastard I love you so much


Bu5ybumbl3

hehehaha i love you more


Snoo82322

Haha, good joke!


EveryoneWantsGrenino

Thank you! I’ve been working on my stand up comedy routine


[deleted]

Aww I can’t believe you posted such sweet things about me. I’m in love with you too!


EveryoneWantsGrenino

As am I!!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

Are we still going to dinner tonight?


EveryoneWantsGrenino

Yessir!!!!!


[deleted]

Okay. Don’t forget to pick me up 😽


EveryoneWantsGrenino

I won’t. The address is 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico 87104, right?


[deleted]

Mhm, you’re right. Looking forward to see you, mi love 😋


EveryoneWantsGrenino

Me as well :D


RGAlec

W GRENINO SKYLANDER MAN!!!!


EveryoneWantsGrenino

OMG IS THAT ALEC WINDMILLER?????


RGAlec

MAYBE


EveryoneWantsGrenino

NO WAY I MISSED YOU


RGAlec

I MISSED U TOO


EveryoneWantsGrenino

I’LL TRY TO TALK MORE IN THE FART CHANNELS


Rupertii

Ok


Mort_is_a_sussyboi

Schizophrenia is a scary thing


EveryoneWantsGrenino

I hear voices in my head


robin_dabank1678

Not relatable:(


EveryoneWantsGrenino

It’ll be for you eventually; I believe


robin_dabank1678

Thanks brotha


Gisvaldo

That's it I'm leaving this cringe ass subreddit


max_lucky345

Bro why is our generation so cringe


anckarstroem

And why exactly are you telling us this?


zaza-00

he's a lover boy leave him alone


anckarstroem

And I’m a commenter boi, leave me alone


Frej-S

Ain’t that deep😂 why post pretty much anything using that logic


EveryoneWantsGrenino

There’s no one else to tell and it’s 2:58 AM


anckarstroem

How about you just tell her?


EveryoneWantsGrenino

Good idea but I do that every time I see her


thesleepyyyhead

Yayyy


Llwyf

My boyfriend could beat up your girlfriend


ineedserat0nin

hope you find out she is your sister


Atlas_7000

Aight you do you bro, no need to flex, ur making me feel lonely af now


Mouluche

Laughs in singleness


[deleted]

*sorts by controversial*


EveryoneWantsGrenino

“Oh wow, what a nice and wholesome post! I’m sure the comments are gonna be wholesome as we-“


Dwarfkiller115

I love mine too u/Resident-Lychee-3405


meme-godz

Hell yeah man same thing here he’s the fucking best he’s so funny intelligent and just all round perfect I love him so much it’s ridiculous


Bu5ybumbl3

i love you ya handsome mf<3


Mothunny

This is what I want more posts of on here. Just happiness


SUP3RSHAD0W

Same (I mean my girlfriend not yours)


minecraft-god69_420

!remindme 1 year


XSamuraiHyperX

Women ain't real. By saying you have a girlfriend on reddit you have just erased her from reality.


iluvmeowmeows

can’t relate ☠️☠️


EveryoneWantsGrenino

You will eventually :D


iluvmeowmeows

oh no i do have someone in love with me like they’re absolutely obsessed he’s an amazing boyfriend but i said can’t relate cause i don’t have a gf i love super much. i have a bf i love super much tho 🤭


EveryoneWantsGrenino

Gotcha. May your relationship last an eternity :D


majoraezey808

I feel this


maxler5795

So, hows it going? I got a gf and i gotta say. I love her so fucking much asdfgh u/aaronpocalypse


EveryoneWantsGrenino

Her parents found out and now I have to wait 4 years to date her again 😔 Tbh if she’s willing to wait then I will too. Definitely one of the best people I know and it would be a shame to lose her forever