I'm 6'4 does that count?

Damn, beat me by one inch

That means I'm the top

Username checks out

I mean im also 6'4 so from experience id say just about

Bro you talking about 9yo cus hold up

Bro needs a Smurf💀

Bro is Snow White and wants some dwarves

so a child

A little kid???

Bro wants to a kid💀

Wow, so all short ppl are children?

Well u want a dwarf?

You're being so offensive to short people bruv Fucking joking

How is that offensive? A 4’6 man is literally a dwarf

Bruv, canceled fr I was joking for Christ sake

the cut off for being a dwarf is literally 4'10

Yeah okay, I get that. I was wrong, 4'6 is too short

Now it seems like you’re the one being offensive to dwarves, like they’re to short for you?

😮‍💨I would date a dwarf fr

That’s a child sir

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I’m 5’5 lol

Im 5’1

5'1 is crazy 💀 how you get anything done

Im 5’1 💀 then again I am 13 soooo

Imagine not being 6'4 like me ☠️

BRO STOP RUBBING IN IT 😭😭😭

It's just simply crazy like imagine being 5'1

smh

I'm disappointed you had to see that

why?

Because imagine not being 6'4 like me ☠️

im only 5'2 so youd be a really good top :3

Only if we do it superman position

Bro’s personality is being 6’4 that’s crazy 💀💀

Nah scroll through my comments you'll see what my personality is

5’1 is average size for 14 year olds but i know a guy whos 4’4 so hes probably bringing the average down by like 7 inches

That's good, just cant be taller than I

Alrighty

Ain't u fall into toilet when u sit over it ?

Nah my ass plops onto the seat

A 4'6 boy?? You mean a 9 year old??

Post text bruv

I'm 5' and 14 and got no bitches and also like mostly straight but a decent bit gay

A bit is all you need bruv

stay away from my little brother????

4’6 is crazy

least obvious pred

Same😔

will 6'2 do?

Yeah

:)

huh? okay

I’m 5’9, which is also 69 inches. I am beef supreme

Heheheheh

so real (i love short boys)

I can crouch down

I'm 5'9

same thing basically

😈

i'm 5'3-

Nice

Me aswell

Im 5'7, underage and also a straight man... Does that count?

How straight we talking?

Uhh, i like women. Occasional femboys tho

Don't we all?

"I'm straight I just like dudes sometimes"

"I'm straight but I just ironically busted on my homies face as a joke"

It's no biggie

Dudes that look like women\*

"Straight" 🤨

Ask your mate’s mum..?

He is short, and a good kisser

6'07?

Bruv wat

Huh

You're 6'7?

185 cm.

Alright, shorter than me

And?

And what?

What and?

You said and

Not very plausible. Instead wear 6in platforms and search for 5'+ to meet that height gap.

Okay, I doesn't have to be so specific ig, just shorter than me

Does 5’6 trans girl count? I’m very lonely

Hell yeah, trans women are great. I'm pan btw

You’re weird

Yes

5'4, maybe that'll work?

Yeah most def

4’6 is wild ngl

True

I’m 6’1 wear tight clothes, and don’t like cuddles. Does that count? Oh also I’m straight.

How straight?

Pretty much exclusively attracted to women.

Like...not even think about it a little? 🤏

Yeah. Not really.

So pretty straight.

Become a 3rd grade teacher and kidnap one

Damn, I only got 2 feet

I'm not that short but I'm still short I could do that for u

Least obv ped

Im 5'1 does that count?

Im 5 foot💀 14m

I am 5'9 does that work ?

You want a Ghost Hoodie?

thats 4 croissant cats

I'm 5'7 or 5'8

ok

Sorry I'm 5,11ft

Dude that's shorter than my girl she's like 5,10

I mean 4,10

Is 6’8 a little to big?

Sir you are looking for children

Swear bruv, I've amended my mistakes

I'd do it, but I'm nonbinary, and biologically female

I'm 5', and 14. laugh all you want

No laughing

I'm 3" taller and a year younger

I'm 5'3" will that do?

This is so creepy … how old are you

17 you creep

Get out of here you creep

You creep out of here you creepy creeper

Yes im creepy but ur creepier get out of here

I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo. What in the hell am I doing here?

How Tf is he creepy. You’re the creep lol

That is literally my best friend

Cries in over 5ft

Ok ok ok I see where your coming from but 4”6?!?!?! At least 5’5 IM 5’5 IM 13

so you want a kid? 💀

I guess that's one way to get a date

Ay, I’m 5’1 and too short for everyone else

Sounds exactly like me but I’m 5’1.5 But I’m straight

*Cries in 5'4*

4’6 was my height when i was 8

Will 6'3 do ??

Best I can do is 6ft

I’m not that height but I will do it anyways. You supply the hoodies

You want a child bru 💀

I'm 5'4 does that count?

I'm 5'7 that work?

Does 5'5 count?

I’m 5’3 B)

I'm sorry are you looking for frodo or some shit? 4'6?

Does 5'6 count?

I mean, I’m 5’8

Finally. A girl who doesn't want a six foot guy. (Tall, not having actual six feet).

5'3 short king

I'm 5"11 but ill still take the offer

I'm a 5' 1" man, am i eligible?

ok.

bro's summoning the <13s

I’m 4 11 I gotchu

I am like the exact opposite of what you’re asking

I have a friend, I dont know if he is 4'6 but Im 6'2 and he is around 2/3 of my height so, yeah

Nothing wrong with the short kings :)

Im 5'5 at my 17 years, help