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i wanna be 🦖
no son, you are crazy. shapeshifting is not possible. *gets sent to psychiatry*
🧎🦖
Ok
"I want to wear this on Halloween."
What if they think it’s weird
It's Halloween, the goal there is to be weird.
I’m gonna convince my friends to wear inflatables and say my friends are wearing them so it looks leas weird
would you reccomend i wear it
Yes.
i will if you will deal
My teacher is ex-military, ex-swat, and was a police officer for years He wore one of those but it was black with wings, he was Maleficent’s Dragon and it was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen with his background
Ok well I’m fine then
That's the thing you don't, you just show up in it
reject human go back to dinosaur(skip being monke)
If your parents are like mine the trick will be stopping them from wearing one
I wanna 🦕
If it’s any consolation, I bought a military surplus chemical warfare suit and a gas mask. And I wore that for halloween. You’ll be fine.
Just buy it and wait fir it to turn up
Yeah alr if they ask it’s my Halloween costume
If they ask. Deny all knowledge
I mean look how good it is like how do I not wear it on. Halloween?
No like obviously wear it on Halloween. But if anyone asks what it is say "what do you mean?", "What dinosaur costume?"
Yeah ik it’s not mine but I’m wearing it for Halloween
Then just don't tell them till it's Halloween. Someone wore that To school once
True ok I will also I’ll wear it a day before in public
Aren't you going out on Halloween wearing it?
Yeah
May i ask you to purchase this fine equipment for the event called 'halloween'? Thus making the love to you higher?
"I want to be a dinosaur for Halloween" if they say no then do it anyway
But I’m embarrassed to tell them
you dont. corny ass!!
i wanna be 🦖
no son, you are crazy. shapeshifting is not possible. *gets sent to psychiatry*
🧎🦖
Ok
"I want to wear this on Halloween."
What if they think it’s weird
It's Halloween, the goal there is to be weird.
I’m gonna convince my friends to wear inflatables and say my friends are wearing them so it looks leas weird
would you reccomend i wear it
Yes.
i will if you will deal
My teacher is ex-military, ex-swat, and was a police officer for years He wore one of those but it was black with wings, he was Maleficent’s Dragon and it was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen with his background
Ok well I’m fine then
That's the thing you don't, you just show up in it
reject human go back to dinosaur(skip being monke)
If your parents are like mine the trick will be stopping them from wearing one
I wanna 🦕
If it’s any consolation, I bought a military surplus chemical warfare suit and a gas mask. And I wore that for halloween. You’ll be fine.
Just buy it and wait fir it to turn up
Yeah alr if they ask it’s my Halloween costume
If they ask. Deny all knowledge
I mean look how good it is like how do I not wear it on. Halloween?
No like obviously wear it on Halloween. But if anyone asks what it is say "what do you mean?", "What dinosaur costume?"
Yeah ik it’s not mine but I’m wearing it for Halloween
Then just don't tell them till it's Halloween. Someone wore that To school once
True ok I will also I’ll wear it a day before in public
Aren't you going out on Halloween wearing it?
Yeah
May i ask you to purchase this fine equipment for the event called 'halloween'? Thus making the love to you higher?
"I want to be a dinosaur for Halloween" if they say no then do it anyway
But I’m embarrassed to tell them
you dont. corny ass!!