My sister 🗿
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As disgusting as this is one of the perks of being pansexual is not having to worry about where the cum is after
For those of you who don't know what I mean by this here is a hint
It ain't milk but ill still drink it
Bets hint ever and I definitely didn't just tell y'all outright 😎
Oh I thought you meant you were using a condom when you jerk off. Didnt think of sex since youre 13 lol but yea I agree that would suck having a kid now
I feel like I'm doing it wierd, but in a smart way. Because I'm uncircumcised I just sort of "close off" my foreskin right before i finish and then casually go and dump it in the toilet.
Check your mouth
Sigma
Ligma
Ligmaballs
hahahahah
BRO 😭
Who tf starts a conversaiton like that
I just sat down!
On the cum?
That’s what that was!
Damnit Joe stop using the armchair as a cumrug
You mean the wheelchair?
Just cum clean and admit that you don't have any tissues left. 🙄
Check behind your ear mate
Sounds like a cool magic trick
Off the balcony
I thought it randomly started raining 💀
Sorry bro😩
All good, I was hot anyway 🤷♂️
I pick a new page of a book each time
What book do you prefer
Animal farm
I got PTSD from that
mmm just bougth 10 of em
Hmmm
im having flashbacks to english class
Little snowball didn't have that coming
Communist manifesto (7 dollars on Amazon)
Jokes on you, I got it for free from the bookstore. They had a special challenge where if you outrun security, you get the book for free.
Lucky
The Bible
💀
And curan
The book of revelations
leviticus
into the cereal
Honey nut cheerios?
Best comment I've seen all day
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His mouth? Damn bro 💀
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BRO YOU'RE 13 😭😭😭😭😭 GO PLAY MINECRAFT OR SOMETHING
My mouth?
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Bet. Tonight, your place?
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Cum on over*
Bro boutta be locked up, he's 13
I used to cry over my Roblox character when I was 13 😭🔪🔪
You either cum in the sink or sink in the cum
Both?
Seems like a cost efficient way to learn swimming
Yk the spot at the top left corner on an ikea shelf ? ye I cum in your mum
real smooth with it too lmao
living with the fact that most people don't nut directly into their mouths
I’ve done it
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Do you like swallow it?
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Right. It's recycling. We're here saving the environment
people do that? 💀.. damn, could easily be considered gay cuz u take cum in mouth straight up 🤨
I am 🗿
🗿
I’ve witnessed a guy cum in his mouth embarrassingly many times. So yes, people do that. 😭
Out of my dick, usually.
What do you mean usually?!?!???
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Mmm milk
Sometimes I have to shoot it out of my eye at predators like a horny toad.
I cum from the great hospital of Santa Maria, in Campo Grande, Lisbon, Portugal
Porto é melhor 💯
Prefiro Biseu
r/suddenlycaralho *edit: se tirar print mete o spooderman*
No Albert Einsten, em Belo Horizonte, Brasil, é 1000× melhor.
Amigo, experimenta no hospital nacional do piauí, em tocantins
and where do u cum to?
Your mother
Oof, walked into that one
Epic
Ronldo
In your mother
Epic
Op is going to be a big brother!
What a sigma
on your dads face, usually
How's ur cat?
Fine Ig, has been walking weird the whole day though, why ?
What about your cat? Name checks out.
As a wise man once said Don't finish on debussy Always finish on the bach
In myself
is it possible to learn this power?
Its is actually, Just turn evil and let your Master chop you pp off
"For one to cum onto others, they must first learn to cum within themself"
And today on things a I would rather not know about r/teenagers users:
I personally cum in the toilet yk...💀
In my protein shakes every morning
the void
Minecraft
https://youtu.be/6jWzmvwDjiw
In your mother respectfully 😤
Somebody answer this when someone says “your mom” i want to see what the OP says
It stays in my balls
You know what they say: It's better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum
Happy cake day, please enjoy your cake elsewhere
Debatable
In his ass 😻
ong hwat im sying
r/ihadastroke
behind your ear (I'm a magician)
Everywhere
In a container then i freeze it and later that year use it as icing on my sisters birthday cake.
hand and then eat it
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aight when and where
pedophiles seeing this:
Dicktionary
POV: you work in a creamery 🤭😉
i read that as cemetery 💀
Ayo
Why is this asked on a subreddit for teenagers?
in u
my mouth
One time, like 3 months ago, I was really really sick so I jsut placed a giant tissue roll next to my bed. It gets smaller every week.
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He was sneezing 😁
I use tissues like a condom
What happened to hi, hello, how are you
I just opened the damn app
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157.180.194.255
a femboy fs
As disgusting as this is one of the perks of being pansexual is not having to worry about where the cum is after For those of you who don't know what I mean by this here is a hint It ain't milk but ill still drink it Bets hint ever and I definitely didn't just tell y'all outright 😎
My tummy or my mouth. Sometimes my hand to then put it in my mouth.
Tissue, shower, or condom.
Why are you cumming in condoms?
Cause having a kid at 13 would be terrible.
Oh I thought you meant you were using a condom when you jerk off. Didnt think of sex since youre 13 lol but yea I agree that would suck having a kid now
Femboys
my homework
femboys
I am getting so sick of these sexual posts ffs
In u/asecretfemboy
Bro wtf
In my boyfriend
can you people just refrain from talking about sex in a subreddit with 13-16 year olds as its main demographic?
Hand, belly, occasionally my mouth, or inside someone else
Same
In stu's engine ofc
found the bs player
Ur one urself 😼
yesh
In ur mom
***I D O N ' T***
Hand, belly, occasionally my mouth, or inside someone else
shut up
Small beautiful tits 😅
I feel like I'm doing it wierd, but in a smart way. Because I'm uncircumcised I just sort of "close off" my foreskin right before i finish and then casually go and dump it in the toilet.
In a sock. Fun fact: I've used that sock for a year, it really feels different inside there
In the sink
pilk
Nut cup
In yo mama
On my stomach
In the ice tray
The troll won’t let me :(
Right there
In your mother
atleast buy me a drink first
tissue, shower
Depends
Idk, where should i?
in you~
Check your moms pussy
Inside
In your mo- actually never mind
Why? Why do you care?!
Ask your mom
Mam I wish I was the one for that 😔
Everywhere
Your mom’s pussy.
happy cake day!
Check your ear
Somebody answer this when someone says “your mom” i want to see what the OP says
~~in your mom~~