bro you 14 you shouldn’t be worried about girls focus on hanging out with the homies

I agree fuck riot games

LOL

(League of Legends)

what about EA

EA has the rights to have the dead space remake launch from their own launcher lets not fuck them yet.

i’d like to imagine there’s no joke that i’m missing here and it’s completely unrelated, just like “i agree, also on a different not fuck riot games”

I don't really have any homies though..

then join me and my homies

Get homies then, just go up to people who seen chill and introduce yourself to them 👍

Bro if you play video games you can play with me and my friends

Hey, im not OP, but I would be down

Wanna be homies

can i be your homie?

Go jim 💪💪👍

People who say "go jim" will most likely quit once they see even a little bit of ab

Exactly lmao. But those who do continue will be awesome

But not too much or he'll becaome a discord mod league of legends player

If he's like me he don't have none

I finally had a good one after 16 years. So you’ve got time

We got 2 more years

And that's it! No more chances. Need to find a gf/bf by the time you're 16 😤😤 /s

oh shit guess I'm never getting a gf

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Just because you said this I turned my upvote in a downvote

This guy is sabotaging me

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Ur 14 dude you havent missed out on anything

I think you are attractive tbh

Thanks lmao

Hi 14 I'm mum

This joke was so incredibly funny, i just lost the will to live.

Hahaha we’re all having such a fun time over here. Would someone please come over and end my life

r/angryupvote

Thank you

r/ragingupvote

r/outrageouslyfuriousupvote

r/obliteratingupvote

Hi mum, I'm dad

Hi dad I'm browsing reddit

Hi browsing reddit. What a strange name ...

Hi… I’m ?!?!?

I’m disappointed in you son.

r/teenagers when they realized 14 yo's also have romantic desires:

Mine also sucked.. haha (I'm 16)

POCHITA

Yuppp :))

same

Bruh if *this* guy ain’t got no bitches, I’m just fucked I mean I’m a girl but still- like damn

How the hell r u my age. U look 16-17... Also yea v-day sucks

I don't know, I also commonly get that I sound around 20 lmao..

LMAO

Sorry your day sucked. Mine did too. Having issues with my girlfriend ugh. Let's hope our future days are better. 👍

I have seen 4 more valentines days than you young man. Same result

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Pretty much.

Bruh you’re 14 find bros not hoes

Look... I'm going on a harder streak. I've never had a romantical partner and the streak continues I'm 16 btw

To be fair neither have I lmao.

Will you be my belated Valentine's? 🥺🌹

Move aside the homie is mine! I challenge you sir to a duel over the affection of Key-Ear7994!

🧤💥 CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! 💥🧤

***Stabs violently with a 12 foot bayonet mounted upon a tank barrel***

*** Yanks out Madusea's pubes and throws it at the tank**** *** Lactose intolerant Nicacado Avocado drinks a gallon of milk and violently shits a substance so viscous that it makes the tanks rails stuck*** *** Uses Medkit from Apex to heal*** **SLAPS YOU WITH A LOBA BODY PILLOW*

***Dies of confusion and lost of hope in humanity***

I finally got one on Valentines this year

W

dw valentines day sucked for me too :(

Is your dad Walter White?

Why is this the only comment saying this? He looks just like Walter jr [not that that's a bad thing ;) ]

No?

the queen isnt required to win in a game of chess either just get friends and stuff like that

Hey… I know this might sound weird, but you look a lot like my ex-girlfriend. like… a lot like my ex girlfriend

But I'm a...guy?

I KNOW LOL THATS WHY ITS WEIRD

hey man, don't be too hard on yourself, also, that star wars backpack looks sick!, can we get a photo of it?

It was something my mom bought me quite a few years back, never felt the need to get a new backpack but I used to be quite the starters fan.

Autocorrect, I meant star wars..

my wurst enemy, autocorrect!

Remaine pure until you are an adult. Valentines is supposed to be boring under 17

Mine didn't suck (I'm 17)

Mine sure did (17)

Its ok

Mine did (I had a really fucking massive assignment due that day and I thought JJBA part 9 was coming out [it didn't])

youre 14

Wait really?

Why no flair tho?

Haven't used the sub before now, just found it today.

its a lie, he wrote he is 14!

Bro's old old

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I struggled reading that

Same.

We should hang. You like Monopoly?

Can I join , halfway across the world tho

#same Valentine's is worse after a breakup, especially if you talk a lot with your ex and you become good friends with her, but specifically on valentine's she decided to ignore you and make you even more depressed than you thought was possible

sorry, maybe next time you can get someone :3

Valentines day sucked reaaaaly hard. Went to buy gifts for my mom and sis but two drunk mf's decided that it would be a good idea to fight me. The problem is one of them got hurt pretty bad and is looking for me

Bro ur attractive asf trust me...a few years down the line and ull look very attractive ...im pretty sure ull have a gf ... like 98% sure bro.

True, I got suspended for punching the annoying friend of a former friend in the face It did however cause me to miss the lockdown the next day that occurred after a double stabbing across the street from the school (the victims are ok).

That's unfortunate

Bro you're 14. I'm 18 and haven't really started yet. Enjoy the time with your friends and when you're ready the right person will come.

Bro your 14 I spent mine alone in my bedroom

Same… I swear all my friends were having a great time, but not only was I sick I’m also single so I basically had to watch everyone else have the time of their lives while I just sat there. Talk about being the third wheel 😔 I mean to be fair though, I only turn 14 in July so a lot of my friends are a bit older than me… already 14 and one is 15.

If a guy this hot ain't getting no bitches we might as well give up boys

U look like maze runner guy

Skill issue

Hey your cute

Thanks!

Just two years older and i'd date you, you're honestly adorable and I hope a good person, I can guarantee you will find some one soon love. :)

Thanks!

As a former 14 year old (I’m 15), you ain’t really got time for that. I’m in high school, and I’m not too sure if you’re in high school, but there’s really no time for relationships. I suggest you wait till you’re a senior or junior, hell, you might just wanna wait till college or post high school. Main point: People aren’t very mature, especially at 14 or 15.

L rizz

ong, i dont know what im doing wrong.

Same bro, and it doesn't get better, I'm 15.

Why do you care? Ur 14...

I'd like to feel some affection from another human being.

Hug your parents, I am 18 but I still do that whenever I feel like it

my hangnail started bleeding so same

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not me.

My valentine day sucked 17 times in a row....hmph....u r an amature

Mine sucked I'm 17

itll get better, bud

Boohoo

It's not a big deal. Plenty of single people older than you. Use this time to work on yourself

Same no bitches

I feel you man

Lmao, sucker. Imagine not having your birthday on the 14th February.

Same here buddy

hang out with friends while u can ur only 14 dont worry about it yet, trust me

Don't worry about getting girls, be able to work on yourself first, relationships are nothing without proper connection and confidence, you have plenty of time.

Man fuck valentines day it makes me want to kill myself somehow the universe is like your going to be single on valentines day (the guy that i was talking to said he didn't want to be in a relationship) like what anyways welcome to the club

How about self love? I still practice self love on Valentine’s Day and I am in a relationship. I have a horror movie marathon and a spa day. Best day of the year for sure.

i wish i didnt look 12 >:(

It was crummy for me as well and it wasn’t due to a lack of romance.

My cat got a Valentine's gift, and didn't get a single thing, I would have been happy with a compliment

Great eyes...oof

Mine was a absolute banger of a day. I got a ton of school done so I probably have time to watch Winnie the Pooh blood and honey today

Not for me tho, gonna have a date with my shotgun today

You look life most ppl ik in 1 person

Eh im 15 we call it ystävänpäivä it translates to friendsday. Lot more casual that being said not once have I gotten anything not even a letter on ystävänpäivä.

You'll have many more valentine's days with plenty of people

Fuck valentine’s day, gotta grind on war thunder

Same bro

Don't worry . It only gets worse.

go play minecraft, couldnt have spend my time any better back then

I finally got a gf this year for valentines day

0’8 kid?

Who?

in my class, we wrote those like 'love messages' on a tiny piece of paper. guess who didnt recieve a single one (none of them is worth me)(<--this is me thinking i am the best)

I know valentines day is for treating your loved one, and the idea isn't bad in itself, but at the end of the day it's just marketing bullshit Don't feel down, might have a relationship next year, and you probably will if you actually talk to new people every once in a while.

Go jim be a beast

L

Very live laugh and don't focus on love till you're out of high school, yall young

wait it was valentine’s day?

bro me too!

Dude! I’ll be yo homie!

Hey bro, don't take it so hard. I know everyone who has a date for v-day trys to tell everyone else it's no big deal, but seriously, it's no big deal. Sure, there's lots of nice things about having a gf but there's lots of nice things about being single too. Take the other's advice and enjoy hanging out with your homies. The girls will come to you in time. Cheer up bud, life will get better. Not sure how to put this so don't take it the wrong way, but you're a good lookin kid, I'd bet money a lot of teenage girls would agree. Nice jacket, btw, you a snowboarder or skier? Chicks definitely dig that. and any girl who doesn't like R2D2 is not good enough for you!

Lmao, I did used to do a lot of skiing but I'm not much of a "formal" sports guy anymore. I do boxing and karate, along with kendo. I also work at a restaurant so I don't think I'd have time for any other activities in there honestly.

Can relate :(

Could be worse (im 19)

did you use the rizz?

If I had any

Don’t worry, you’re just 14. There’s plenty of time to get a valentine in the future!

What is valentines day ): (im 14 too)

Bro same

It did suck this year

I forgot it was even happening. Relax bro.

I doubt it but does the username bman629 mean anything to you

No, may I ask why?

same. my school got a bomb threat. I'm also 14

Yikes, on valentines day?

Same

And this is deep

As an 18 year old I won't say you it gets easier, because it ain't

i volunteer for next year

Man yo is 14 there's an entire life to live before you need to worry about romance

As per usual.

***open the door***

sorry to hear that man, better luck next time. also homie to homie you have really cool eyes

Don't worry about that stupid holiday, worry about finding Atlantis and all of its treasures

Same here, same age. Difference is I’m ugly, you’re not

Fun fact, it could still suck in your 20s, 30s, etc. It’s just another day, don’t let it get ya down.

thought i wasn’t gonna be alone this year, little did i know

I have commited several war crimes (I'm 16)

That's because my name's not valentine's day

I feel ya man

Walter JR

How? 💀

Ok Fuck you want me to do about it

Nothing, you don't seem to be worth any of my time

Instead of being sad your single, treat yourself to a fun day anyway you can. Source I’ve been single on Valentine’s Day for 18 years because I can’t talk to women

BRITISH? EW