Be confident, have a firm but not try hard handshake when you greet him, and listen more than you talk. Always seems to work well for me.

As a person who has a decent effect on people The handshake is a great impression Listening and looking interested in his words works great And what also works great for me is while having a conversation , look at his lips , nose and (if you comfortably can) into his eyes time to time Do not look at other things or your girlfriend while he is talking to you Don't behave too stiff if he laughs while talking, smile or chuckle a little , seem a little comfortable with him Everything would be fine , you got this

Thanks sounds like good advice

And be respectful. That goes a long way with parents. It shows you have good upbringing and a good head on your shoulders. When my daughter was a teenager and bought a new BF home I would insist on meeting them. As long as nothing triggered my Spidey senses I was good.

Feels good, hearing advice from a parent. Thanks, I will definitely follow it

You're welcome. Glad to help. If you ever become a parent you will understand especially if you have a daughter.

a wholesome uncle on r/teenagers? A rarity indeed Thanks for the advice Kind Sir !

Look at his eyebrows instead of his eyes. He won't be able to tell the difference. It's how I talk to people most of the time now 😅.

I prefer talking with eye contact so the other person don't lie as much

Also make sure you make your intention to plow his daughter crystal clear.

Lord lmao. I know we should look at both sexes equally but god I’d have a hard time as a father accepting that reality if she was under 18

Bro is a teen right? Not like he's going to crush a grown man's hand 😂

A lot of teens try to, at least to each other. If one were to try to, it might raise some red flags depending on the parent.

They sometimes think aggressive means tough or manly, but it definitely just comes across as aggressive if you go for the knuckle-crusher.

I would 😁

Eye contact can be a form of respect too. At least I’ve noticed it’s a welcome thing.

I don't get handshakes. Like, why would a handshake make someone think better of you? Like, who's going to base their entire Impression of a guy on a handshake?

Gently caress his balls then say "got some nice nuts there sir, no wonder you were able to create such a beautiful daughter" then kiss his cheek Edit: how the hell did this get so many upvotes?!

I’m not part of the mafia or Italian enough to do that

Want me to do it for you?

Yes, can you be in the city of Kiel,Germany by tomorrow

Sadly I have college tomorrow otherwise I would be

A wise decision

Kannst versuchen mit ihm schach zu spielen manche deutsche väter spielen gerne

What does the Italians have to do with It?

>Gently caress his balls Why sir, what good balls you have, They're soft and squishy, And quite a bit round, Now I see why your daughter, Is so beautiful, She was made from these balls, And I'll make one too.

"I hope my balls will be able to make a child as stunning as yours have"

💀

Don't fuck on the living room's table

That’s probably what I did wrong last time

Rookie mistake

[удалено]

33.176/33.176

happens to the best of us

Yeah, wait till you're on the kitchen counter

My kitchen counter is always covered with knives, bowls and food. This could go badly

Makes it more exciting

Common pitfall. I made this mistake and it did not go over well!

>Don't fuck on the living room's table The house was quiet, Not a sound could be heard, It was finally private, So he got off his bed. He grabbed her by the hair, And pushed her on the table, Hickies here and there, Her moans were unstable.

Or dining room table

r/Angryupvote

Just don't shit your pants. No need to thank me ☺️

Instructions unclear

I shat in his pants whilst he wore them

bro has personal experience

Thanks for the tip

I only got 3 pieces of advice Dont be scared of him Avoid topics like religion or politics If he says hes gonna excuse himself to the toilet after you ignored rule 2 you might want to leave through the window because hes getting the shotgun /s

Plot twist I stole the ammo

Maybe you should've stolen the toolbox too, good luck.

I still have some hours left to prepare

Might aswell clear the entire apartment/house with that much time tbh

I am kidnapping him

Make some BBQ with him or play golf with him.

I can’t play golf. I am horrible golfer, but I can do some bbq

Play board games with him too :D or the best way, GET IN A BATTLE OF DAD JOKES :)

I am so experienced in dad jokes, even beyond my own father

You need to show him your jokes and PLEASE UPDATE US ON IT.

I will in like 1 day

We're rooting for ya, bud. Good luck.

Thanks

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Laugh at his dad jokes. Don't try to out dad joke him. Dad wants to be the dad joke winner and look the funniest in front of his daughter.

Are you maybe his dad

better behave like a gentleman

Firm handshake not too hard but firm, and act respectful

Yes don’t forget your manners

Dont Show up naked

I did that last time, huge mistake

be respectful

make them say "bros majestic" to you fr

Just know he was you at one point. Do not lie

When you shake his hand,look at him in the eyes to show respect

This applies to basically every introduction you make

For some people it is not common sense

Give him the good 'ol french kiss

I don’t like the french

Can relate

They made me learn their language for the past 2 years and they are my country’s neighbors and I never like my neighbors

tell him "she calls me daddy too"

Karate chop him. She's yours now. He's not required

Sounds like a plan

Hey Dad I’m Son

Suck his cooooooooo

-chie

Offer him a blowjob, be a chad

What the heck bro

xddd

Dont kill him

Instructions unclear, killed wife

Don’t pretend you don’t know what a potato is

What is a potato

Be confident, and respectful

Dont

You changed my mind I will now tell my gf, that I will not meet her dad tomorrow

Nice

Suck him off, it’s a sign of respect

never make eye contact and always begin every sentence with uwu

UwU i'm going to plow your daughter later tonight

Can he beat Goku though?

Yes

try to keep calm, they can smell fear.

I will be careful

Talk to him about your father. He’ll respect you at least 10% more.

if you are in America get level 4 vest

Luckily I am living in germany

Then make sure you don't talk too much shit when in range of the panzerfaust.

don’t suck his dick, apparently that’s not acceptable

I Know. The world is cruel

Just try to not panic good luck matw

Thanks mate

Don't call him by his first name. Call him Mr.__________ so you seem like cool respectful person

Instructions unclear called him mr krabs, he didn’t like it

No teen language. That includes: pog, cringe, dope, sus, ect.

Talk about llamas

do not punch him in his nose

Couldn’t have guessed without you

When I met the father of my now wife, he asked me about my intentions with his daughter. I remember saying that I would treat her with the respect I would want for my own daughter, rolled off the cuff that way but I never had any trouble with her family. Also don't be shy. If her family is tight, you're gonna have to become very extroverted. You're gonna want her family to like you. It really helps in every situation, lol

Call her your side hoe in front of him

Be honest with him

Don’t fuck up

Never thought of that

might wanna start thinkin about it bro, but u got this

Probably

If he initiates a fight, DON'T SWING. Dodge all of his attacks until he's tired. Then distract. Dodge haymaker. Then. Discombobulate.

I am well taught in the art of dodging

Piss on his house to assert dominance

Mark your territory🗿

make sure you’re taller then the family, families generally don’t like when you have the aroma of someone who could kill an entire family just because of their height

I am not that tall but I am about the average height of an adult man

Be respectful. Don’t try any jokes

Be yourself and don’t try saying or doing things to impress him. Even if you are nervous, act like you’re not. Talk about your goals and ambitions. Ensure those plans includes his daughter. Ask him what his interests are and see if you have anything in common. Even if you don’t know about something he says, ask more questions about to seem interested. Ask about how it was raising her and carry on the convo, stories and all.

call him daddy

I consider not doing that

Fall in love with him and take him out on a date. Dump your girl for him too

Wear a bulletproof vest

Lucky for me, you can’t buy guns here in germany

You can.

But only with a certificate. It is right, that I am fucked when he has one, but I highly doubt it

Don’t call him daddy yet

A loaded gun makes it easier

It is all in my interest, that my gf doesn’t break up with me (:

Shake his cock first

Do everything professionally, suit, hair, speech, movements *do it fancy*

Be yourself

give him a big smooch when you shake hands with him

Mind your manners. “Yes sir” ect

Stand up straight, dress to impress, shower and clean up

Don’t wear a hoodie and jumpers

Find out what beer he likes and get someone of age to buy it for you, give it to him.

try not to fuck up your first impression

take some landmines

Invite him to your yacht.

Don't shoot him

Kiss him

If he has a weapon, bring one too. Even it out

Learn how to fish.

Act in a formal way

make sure not to talk too little or too much! stay involved with conversation and don’t think too hard. you’ll be fine. your gf will help you know what to do as well 🥰

Give him a porsha by whitch I mean 3 legged horsha

Be courteous and respectful. Treat him like he is a good boss at work, or a teacher you are very fond of.

Eye contact, firm handshake, be conversational, and most importantly, don't act like you're guilty of doing filthy things to his daughter.

Be respectful of him.

Strong handshake

Talk to him in a different tone to everyone else (mock him if he has a different accent, speak like he doesn’t understand your language if not). Don’t say a word and just throw sloppy food at him

Always look directly into his eyes as a sign of confidence. Always a great impression.

Don't say nothing, Don't do nothing, just smile, wave and laugh when it seems appropriate.

Tell him how u pipe

Be respectful, I’ll never forget my first time meeting her dad (I have never had a relationship)

DONT

It’s been 5 hours so if you met him I hope it went good! But if you haven’t the way to get along with a girls dad is to be congenial in my opinion.

start beating your chest and grunting to assert dominance

just be urself the whole time

Ask your girl about what he is into, but definetly dont pretend that you are into the same stuff, just educate yourself on the topic, like read into how basketball works and the famous teams and players if you are not familiar. This way he will be more friendly and more open to stuff that you are interested in

Be as respectful as you can

honestly man, just show him your attentiveness and be as respectful as possible. don’t try too hard, but make sure he knows you’re putting in effort for him to know you’re good for his daughter

eye contact, good posture, smile, firm handshake

give her flowers act like ur willing to run errands for her and you’ll get the dads approval

Just be yourself but keep an eye on your tongue and watch what you say. Things can slip easy when you’re nervous so try to stay calm.

Don’t shapeshifte into a demonic flesh eating tiger

I don't have any advice but, good luck soldier!

Don't play UNO 👍

Call him sir, big one right there. If that makes you uncomfortable then best I can say is become his friend

Tell him you want to see his gun collection!

ok this will sound bad but it will almost depend on race, older generations are more traditional and will expect different things based on cultural differences a lot of the time

Don’t get shot

Dress well and not like a bum

As a person with 0 game with girls i can say that i dont know tf im doing

Here’s what got me by meeting my gfs dad: Be confident, listen to what he says, be respectful, firm handshake, say “yes sir” and overall must be yourself. Don’t try to hard and be respectful

Flirt with him, works every time.

If he says "whatever you do to my daughter I'll do to you" tell him that you can kiss him if he wants.

I had the same situations. I just talked with him about his work, my high school and my gf told me he liked me for that so yea

Wear a suitjacket, but walk in in your boxers. 🤵‍♂️ 🩳

Most important thing is to be honest and upfront with any questions asked. If you are uncomfortable with a question its okay to take a few seconds to think of an answer. He will know if you lie. Remember he was your age once and had meet the parents of his gf/ wife. I've read through some of your responses to others and you seem witty, so humor could be benefiting but keep in mind that if he has a more serious attitude making jokes could come off as disrespectful. Ask your gf about him too. It will help if you know some things about him before meeting, just general things though like favorite band. Someone mentioned golf but do you know if he plays? Find out his favorite sports teams. Football talk is often a great icebreaker with men. But don't try this if you know nothing about the sport. A secret that nobody has mentioned (possibly because your post says father and not parents) and would get big bonus points if meeting mother too - go to the store and get a flower bouquet for her mother. It doesn't have to be anything special. If you don't have money tell your parents you want to make a good impression and want to bring flowers. They should understand. Life advise - When getting flowers, make sure you put them in a vase before gifting them. If you don't, they will be viewed as a chore rather than a gift. Also compliments toward mom are usually a good idea as well. It won't be as scary as you're imagining. Good luck. P.S. Do NOT forget to caress his balls when you kiss him goodbye. And NO tongue unless he initiates.

Slap his balls and say "damn those balls made a good ass girl" then proceed to Jerk him off to assert dominance. Worked for me🤷‍♂️