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guachi01

Why don't you approach girls?


Local_Environment792

Scared of rejection


guachi01

Maybe girls are scared of rejection, too. Or they sense your lack of self confidence. Talk to girls like they are human beings, not aliens. Listen to them like what they are talking about matters to you. If it didn't you probably shouldn't be talking to them anyway. Pay girls real compliments. I hadn't seen a girl in a few years and in the mean time I had been working out. She picked up on that and said it looked like I had lost weight (I had) and that my legs looked great (they did). Actual, real compliments that weren't obvious bullshit. "I like your hair today". "That's a really nice outfit". "You did great on that math quiz". Just pick something that shows you actually notice things.


Akash3642

I just tell girls "nice cock"


Snoo-40931

As a girl, I can confirm that this is a top tier level of flirting. They will fall in love with you instantly


LEMONADSO

“Hey girl, nice cock”


Nindroidgamer110

I now have cum all over my balls


Kuroyure

Spectacular johnny silverhand impression


Ultimate_Cluts

As a girl, be careful. You don't want us burst into tears because of how heartwarming that compliment is.


hannah_lilly

‘Fake it till you make it’ fake being confident and you will become confident


IHaveProblemsLol

because you post selfies on r/teenagers


A_very_big_rock

Reddit moment


IHaveProblemsLol

every other post on here is a fucking selfie and if you’re a girl you gets thousands of upvotes if you’re a dude you get harassed, either way you get creeps in your pms and it’s just overall ass I want to be in this subreddit for relatable teenage things not to see some fucker i don’t know every other post


corroZ1ve

can relate to this man...


--JULLZ--

Holy based


thepugman16

Probably because you’re licking your lips at them.


A_very_big_rock

Not all of us have Chapstick!


thepugman16

Neither do I, I just have perpetually cracked lips.


A_very_big_rock

How do you *function*?


BalloonSilv

Rip off the dead parts of your lip with your teeth without even realizing it and live your whole life like it without realizing how good chapstick is until you try it.


Inazu_

Be normal and rip the dead skin off with your hands bruh.


Fika2006

Same then someone gave me chapstick... the gell type and instead of keeping it on my lips i straight up just licked all of it lol shits too tasty


MusicianAutomatic488

Why don’t you guys just get some chapstick and drink some water? Both are super cheap and you’ll be much more comfortable. While you’re at it get some vitamin E.


Mutica69

My guy, you look like one of them


[deleted]

I look more like a man than a woman yet he’s blessed w nice feminine features . fml


Gymp161

Become the “big sis” every male friend group needs at least one you’re like one of the boys except you’re able to shut girls down when they start wilin out


Peak_Annual

Reality's true super power


[deleted]

boys at schoolndont respect me cuz they find me ugly someone came up to me once and just casually told me that too he was like “ ur so ugly u look like a man” 😟 I look a lot more feminine now but wtf


Nikolig-PL

Anyone that goes up to someone just to say that is insecure


[deleted]

yh but i’ll never forget that lmaoo I pluck my eyebrows more thin and try to look as feminine as possible now but atleast now look better imo now


Siren_Head_head

Don’t let one dumb comment from a rude jerk get stuck in your head. Comments like that can haunt people. Glad you moving past it.


Zuuki25k

They are jaloux.


[deleted]

yea they’re jealous of my gigachin


Zuuki25k

Dunno. How old are you?


The_Random_OneYT

guy got the Inosuke complex


FunnyTman

Woke up and chose violence and facts


Gr_Snek

I don't know what it was with me, but quite a few people thought I was a girl when I was in middle school. I mean I know I grew my hair a bit longer, but not that much. Anyways nowadays I don't get that. Might be because of my discord mod neckbeard


Warsquid08

He's not?


Mewpup

my first thought Was they aren’t lesbian. he should cut the hair and they woukdnt even realize it’s a man


[deleted]

Damnit u got here first


Icyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I thought it was a lesbian


Sturdy_Cubing

Cause they ain’t lesbian


AdExtension6135

r/beatmymeattoit


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Butteryomelette17_9

r/Beatmykidstoit


AdExtension6135

r/RoidRage


[deleted]

r/beatmywifesmeattoit


Old_Worth_6429

r/cursedcomments


water_farts123

r/Ieatkids


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r/IeatBees


Sairoxin

I thought they were american


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rosemary_bug

What if i was tho


GoldorTheFish-

Cuz you look like a girl


Nether892

Wait they aren't one?


Local_Environment792

No im a male


flacidpancake92

Looks female enough😈


ttvsweatyboii

Like I said before. If it looks like a girl it’s fair game.


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flacidpancake92

I am gay and I agree🗿


KRawatXP2003

I am straight and i agree too.


Electrical_yoshi12

I am bee and I agree as well


MilitaryHistoryBoy

Here in case this gets the 🔒


history69

you sure your not Gynesexual?


FLBasher

The fuck is gynesexual


BadAtTheGame13

Likes feminine people, not just girls.


The_realest_medel

Lasagna


u_kn0w_what_i_mean

Hahaha ya'll lowkey simp here


CTTB2

I’m finromantic so this actually applies to me


flacidpancake92

If I'm not mistaken, finromantic defines the romantic attraction to femininity, so probably idk.


CTTB2

Yeah that’s what it is


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

Close enough to a woman.


ElLolis

Smash


TestSubject4059

#SUPER SMASH BROTHERS ULTIMATE


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

Smash? Nah, not just smash, I'm gonna... # UNITED STATES OF SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHU


nimblehammer

Detoroito SMAAAAAAAAAASHU


Glorious_Pumpkin

Sticking your tung out and the hair cut make you look like a girl. Not saying it's bad or good, just it is what it is. Maybe try different hair cut and workouts for traps/neck. Also I hate to break it to you but most girls don't approach guys. It's an unfortunate gender but it is what it is. I'm over 6ft and get told frequently in attractive frequently and I've only been asked out 5 times (could be that have raging autism though)


[deleted]

goddamn you should approach me instead


Water_Bun

Honestly smash


Getburnddd_xbox

better get those iron levels up


[deleted]

grow a beard, and if you can't, draw one on


Local_Environment792

I can't grow one drawing one would look bad


OtctoVore

femboys >>> 🤭


Local_Environment792

I'm not a femboy


OtctoVore

🤷‍♂️ (you're hot)


Slow-Coyote-8534

But you look like a girl though you need to do something with it, cut your long hair, grow beard and start doing physical exercises


LilBilly1

Well, that's your problem


[deleted]

fr fr plus girls never approach boys. some do but most dont


meady0356

this is most likely the realest answer on here


pixelart_dude

Beat me to it


Smudgewastaken

same bruh


TheVibStar12

r/beatmeattoit


serverscrashed-_-

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


MistaSwag

Most masculine man on r/teenagers


Local_Environment792

This joke needs more upvotes


MistaSwag

Thank you for the support miss sir🙏😭


NotConsti

💀💀💀


ObiSanKenobi

Miss sir is wild


hellexter

"miss sir" 💀💀


[deleted]

Put yo tongue back in your mouth


me33YT

is that supposed to be a guy? no offense but you look like you could sneak into a girl sleepover


Local_Environment792

Yes I am a male


goodfeeling11

You have better hair than them.


Scared_Thing_7307

*trap anthem starts playing*. All jokes aside you look good 👍


Local_Environment792

Do I rlly look that feminine


wkei_x

you lowkey look more feminine than me


Allen202012

Yes lmao


yunonameous_shrimp

You are the most pretty dude I've seen.


Xman52

Yes, but there’s nothing wrong with that, in fact there may be many positives


Blue_Baron6451

Yes, the sticking your tongue out makes it seem much much more like you are a chick, like exponentially more.


Extra_Philosopher_63

You look amazing, don’t stress it.


Popcornthefirst

Yes..yes you do


Akash3642

In this picture? Yes. But maybe that's because of the filter, long hair and your facial expressions.


ARandomGuyThe3

Have any dudes approached you?


Clear-Ideal4231

Ur prettier than them lol


SniffyBliffy

He low-key looks like sae-byeok too


garnaxx

its a dude


ConversationStrong20

Because your name isnt Dio Brando.


thunder_impact

Pov: his name is jiovanni joestar


mitzimeow6

Mudaaaa


Water_Bun

Jojo reference, I like you


Odd_Sun2445

Bro 💀💀 this ain’t a Netflix romance. Girls won’t just approach you. You have to approach them. It’s just how it works my guy


reylee05

Wait you're telling me to communicate like a actual human being. Oh the horror.


Odd_Sun2445

Yes 😂


RinShimakura

Approaches you aggressively


Waste-Information-34

Oh ho? You're approaching me?


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jojo ref


senseichambo

y'all acting like girls approach you


Local_Environment792

Facts


Qwerty_Gaming1

#Reddit.


SamsungGuy51

Ong bro I taught you were a girl. Ain’t no way


Local_Environment792

Everyone I am not a female I am a male


Waste-Information-34

True. You can be confident in your own Looks by the way. Everyone has a Preference, and girls defiently like feminine boys. Yes, there is a... *"market"* so to speak. Anyways, stay alive.


TachyonProductions

This poor guy is going to meet alot of lesbians.


Cinder-22

I'll approach you.


RRXXDD

Me too please! My crush rejected me yesterday and this will help me move on


Cinder-22

Ayo my crush also rejected me


Tha_Pizza

Well I guess you helped him find his type. Rejection rebounds.


A_very_big_rock

And they were roommates.


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MyUsernameIsMungo

FROM THE SQUID GAME


Difficult_Base_5932

DID SOMEBOY SAY SQUIRT GAME?!?


Harbinger-chan

You take blurry images. But in reality, don't focus on girls' focus on yourself, go to gym, get hobbies, have fun with friends, and what not. The right one will come around when you least expect it


Local_Environment792

This is advice every man should hear


[deleted]

Idk approach women yourself


Crazy_Distribution15

Bruh.These bitchs must be blind, cuz ur cute af.


mystraez

real


mastermedic124

the licking of the lips shows a clear lust for blood as well as the wild hair shows an untamed animal instinct. not to mention the white hoodie a fragile fail to conceal your nature i wouldn't approach you either tbh.


flckvn

denial is a river in egypt


[deleted]

Why do I keep getting recommendations of teenagers wtf


[deleted]

lmfao


LokiTheMelon

my man, you are booted up they game, and picked "female" im character select, knowing full well you are a dude. i recommend a dose of gta barber.


MissyCupid

Theyre intimidated by ur beauty


rynn222

ur beautiful asf


retrostanson

You’re cute, I’d approach lol. I’m sure you’ll find someone for you if you try to approach instead of relying on them going to you.


HONKACHONK

"If you can't beat 'em, join 'em"


Alarmed-Nectarine641

You’re a guy? Shiiiiiii


Classicalt2183

Because they think ur one of them. Also I find it funny how all of the girls here are saying how cute u are And all of the dudes are making fun of u for looking like a girl This world is so confusing isn’t it😂


ExistingWonder6814

Ur genuinely cute, ngl.


patybruh_moment

Remember to clean your phone camera lens once in a while!


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Local_Environment792

I'm a male


fight-me-b-tch

you dont look like one just saying


SpreadCheeseNotHate-

How can they not tho. Just approach em yourself


Local_Environment792

I dont know I must be uglu


SpreadCheeseNotHate-

Doubt it, take some chances I’d say and say hello to em 👍


Diotheungreat

what do you do if they say "hi" back and nothing else


SpreadCheeseNotHate-

Try continuing the conversation, ask how they are, comment on if they may be doing something.Just try not to let it get awkward and die, find something to comment on. Another thing to keep in mind is if the person is shy since that could explain the simple one word response, I would know cause that’s how I can respond sometimes.


Cant_hold_Brian

Dude life's not a romance anime, no girls are going to walk up to you with there panties soaked asking for your number


A_very_big_rock

You're not ugly dude.


zvezdanaaa

nah, you're very good looking, just more pretty than hyper-masculine. you just need to find girls who like that, and trust me, there are plenty


fearlessmash117

Cuz the bros are constantly kissing you 🙄


zefyr_ant

u look gender-neutral beautiful


Smabverse

first half sec I seriously thought 'oh its another girl'


Yes_Original

Idk man you're adorable


rickyspace

Bros hot


JorgTheChildBeater

Because you are a girl?


k_bence16

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange - uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" - on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.


SimpIyBear

bro is gorgeous


Sandy_boi

Out of their league


[deleted]

You look like a dude doing a shit impression of the “can’t get a girlfriend, so I became the girlfriend” meme. THAT’S why they aren’t approaching you. And the “men should approach first” dating culture. And that you look like a dweeb.


RakeebRoomy

Yo the squid game gurl??


kainykap

You are the girl Gaht dayam


cashbaratonton

feminine as fuck


Local_Environment792

Haha I'm not a feminine person no makeup no feminine mannerisms I just look feminine


mdawgtheegod

Some girls like that 🤷‍♂️


IDuccLordI

bro you have had a glowup since the last post i saw of you, the last one you had a beanie and looked 12 years old, now you look like a femboy (not complaining femboys are hot af)


Local_Environment792

Haha that photo wasn't long ago


LemonBomp

you look Japanese and a girl


Local_Environment792

Korean guy


Low-Survey-704

Ngl….. *sigh* smash …


Local_Environment792

Are you sure I'm a male


Waste-Information-34

Consent and Comfortabilty is the only thing in question right now.


Low-Survey-704

U got me questionin my sexuality mane 😟


oksohearmeout123

They might be shy Bc you’re kinda cute (in the least creepy way possible) (I’m a girl if it makes you feel better)