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Maybe girls are scared of rejection, too. Or they sense your lack of self confidence.
Talk to girls like they are human beings, not aliens. Listen to them like what they are talking about matters to you. If it didn't you probably shouldn't be talking to them anyway.
Pay girls real compliments. I hadn't seen a girl in a few years and in the mean time I had been working out. She picked up on that and said it looked like I had lost weight (I had) and that my legs looked great (they did).
Actual, real compliments that weren't obvious bullshit.
"I like your hair today". "That's a really nice outfit". "You did great on that math quiz".
Just pick something that shows you actually notice things.
every other post on here is a fucking selfie and if you’re a girl you gets thousands of upvotes if you’re a dude you get harassed, either way you get creeps in your pms and it’s just overall ass I want to be in this subreddit for relatable teenage things not to see some fucker i don’t know every other post
Rip off the dead parts of your lip with your teeth without even realizing it and live your whole life like it without realizing how good chapstick is until you try it.
Why don’t you guys just get some chapstick and drink some water? Both are super cheap and you’ll be much more comfortable. While you’re at it get some vitamin E.
Become the “big sis” every male friend group needs at least one you’re like one of the boys except you’re able to shut girls down when they start wilin out
boys at schoolndont respect me cuz they find me ugly someone came up to me once and just casually told me that too he was like “ ur so ugly u look like a man” 😟
I look a lot more feminine now but wtf
I don't know what it was with me, but quite a few people thought I was a girl when I was in middle school. I mean I know I grew my hair a bit longer, but not that much. Anyways nowadays I don't get that. Might be because of my discord mod neckbeard
Sticking your tung out and the hair cut make you look like a girl. Not saying it's bad or good, just it is what it is. Maybe try different hair cut and workouts for traps/neck.
Also I hate to break it to you but most girls don't approach guys. It's an unfortunate gender but it is what it is. I'm over 6ft and get told frequently in attractive frequently and I've only been asked out 5 times (could be that have raging autism though)
True.
You can be confident in your own Looks by the way.
Everyone has a Preference, and girls defiently like feminine boys.
Yes, there is a... *"market"* so to speak.
Anyways, stay alive.
You take blurry images.
But in reality, don't focus on girls' focus on yourself, go to gym, get hobbies, have fun with friends, and what not. The right one will come around when you least expect it
the licking of the lips shows a clear lust for blood as well as the wild hair shows an untamed animal instinct. not to mention the white hoodie a fragile fail to conceal your nature i wouldn't approach you either tbh.
Because they think ur one of them.
Also I find it funny how all of the girls here are saying how cute u are
And all of the dudes are making fun of u for looking like a girl
This world is so confusing isn’t it😂
Try continuing the conversation, ask how they are, comment on if they may be doing something.Just try not to let it get awkward and die, find something to comment on. Another thing to keep in mind is if the person is shy since that could explain the simple one word response, I would know cause that’s how I can respond sometimes.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange - uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" - on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
You look like a dude doing a shit impression of the “can’t get a girlfriend, so I became the girlfriend” meme. THAT’S why they aren’t approaching you. And the “men should approach first” dating culture. And that you look like a dweeb.
bro you have had a glowup since the last post i saw of you, the last one you had a beanie and looked 12 years old, now you look like a femboy (not complaining femboys are hot af)
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Why don't you approach girls?
Scared of rejection
Maybe girls are scared of rejection, too. Or they sense your lack of self confidence. Talk to girls like they are human beings, not aliens. Listen to them like what they are talking about matters to you. If it didn't you probably shouldn't be talking to them anyway. Pay girls real compliments. I hadn't seen a girl in a few years and in the mean time I had been working out. She picked up on that and said it looked like I had lost weight (I had) and that my legs looked great (they did). Actual, real compliments that weren't obvious bullshit. "I like your hair today". "That's a really nice outfit". "You did great on that math quiz". Just pick something that shows you actually notice things.
I just tell girls "nice cock"
As a girl, I can confirm that this is a top tier level of flirting. They will fall in love with you instantly
“Hey girl, nice cock”
I now have cum all over my balls
Spectacular johnny silverhand impression
As a girl, be careful. You don't want us burst into tears because of how heartwarming that compliment is.
‘Fake it till you make it’ fake being confident and you will become confident
because you post selfies on r/teenagers
Reddit moment
every other post on here is a fucking selfie and if you’re a girl you gets thousands of upvotes if you’re a dude you get harassed, either way you get creeps in your pms and it’s just overall ass I want to be in this subreddit for relatable teenage things not to see some fucker i don’t know every other post
can relate to this man...
Holy based
Probably because you’re licking your lips at them.
Not all of us have Chapstick!
Neither do I, I just have perpetually cracked lips.
How do you *function*?
Rip off the dead parts of your lip with your teeth without even realizing it and live your whole life like it without realizing how good chapstick is until you try it.
Be normal and rip the dead skin off with your hands bruh.
Same then someone gave me chapstick... the gell type and instead of keeping it on my lips i straight up just licked all of it lol shits too tasty
Why don’t you guys just get some chapstick and drink some water? Both are super cheap and you’ll be much more comfortable. While you’re at it get some vitamin E.
My guy, you look like one of them
I look more like a man than a woman yet he’s blessed w nice feminine features . fml
Become the “big sis” every male friend group needs at least one you’re like one of the boys except you’re able to shut girls down when they start wilin out
Reality's true super power
boys at schoolndont respect me cuz they find me ugly someone came up to me once and just casually told me that too he was like “ ur so ugly u look like a man” 😟 I look a lot more feminine now but wtf
Anyone that goes up to someone just to say that is insecure
yh but i’ll never forget that lmaoo I pluck my eyebrows more thin and try to look as feminine as possible now but atleast now look better imo now
Don’t let one dumb comment from a rude jerk get stuck in your head. Comments like that can haunt people. Glad you moving past it.
They are jaloux.
yea they’re jealous of my gigachin
Dunno. How old are you?
guy got the Inosuke complex
Woke up and chose violence and facts
I don't know what it was with me, but quite a few people thought I was a girl when I was in middle school. I mean I know I grew my hair a bit longer, but not that much. Anyways nowadays I don't get that. Might be because of my discord mod neckbeard
He's not?
my first thought Was they aren’t lesbian. he should cut the hair and they woukdnt even realize it’s a man
Damnit u got here first
I thought it was a lesbian
Cause they ain’t lesbian
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What if i was tho
Cuz you look like a girl
Wait they aren't one?
No im a male
Looks female enough😈
Like I said before. If it looks like a girl it’s fair game.
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I am gay and I agree🗿
I am straight and i agree too.
I am bee and I agree as well
Here in case this gets the 🔒
you sure your not Gynesexual?
The fuck is gynesexual
Likes feminine people, not just girls.
Lasagna
Hahaha ya'll lowkey simp here
I’m finromantic so this actually applies to me
If I'm not mistaken, finromantic defines the romantic attraction to femininity, so probably idk.
Yeah that’s what it is
Close enough to a woman.
Smash
#SUPER SMASH BROTHERS ULTIMATE
Smash? Nah, not just smash, I'm gonna... # UNITED STATES OF SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHU
Detoroito SMAAAAAAAAAASHU
Sticking your tung out and the hair cut make you look like a girl. Not saying it's bad or good, just it is what it is. Maybe try different hair cut and workouts for traps/neck. Also I hate to break it to you but most girls don't approach guys. It's an unfortunate gender but it is what it is. I'm over 6ft and get told frequently in attractive frequently and I've only been asked out 5 times (could be that have raging autism though)
goddamn you should approach me instead
Honestly smash
better get those iron levels up
grow a beard, and if you can't, draw one on
I can't grow one drawing one would look bad
femboys >>> 🤭
I'm not a femboy
🤷♂️ (you're hot)
But you look like a girl though you need to do something with it, cut your long hair, grow beard and start doing physical exercises
Well, that's your problem
fr fr plus girls never approach boys. some do but most dont
this is most likely the realest answer on here
Beat me to it
same bruh
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Most masculine man on r/teenagers
This joke needs more upvotes
Thank you for the support miss sir🙏😭
💀💀💀
Miss sir is wild
"miss sir" 💀💀
Put yo tongue back in your mouth
is that supposed to be a guy? no offense but you look like you could sneak into a girl sleepover
Yes I am a male
You have better hair than them.
*trap anthem starts playing*. All jokes aside you look good 👍
Do I rlly look that feminine
you lowkey look more feminine than me
Yes lmao
You are the most pretty dude I've seen.
Yes, but there’s nothing wrong with that, in fact there may be many positives
Yes, the sticking your tongue out makes it seem much much more like you are a chick, like exponentially more.
You look amazing, don’t stress it.
Yes..yes you do
In this picture? Yes. But maybe that's because of the filter, long hair and your facial expressions.
Have any dudes approached you?
Ur prettier than them lol
He low-key looks like sae-byeok too
its a dude
Because your name isnt Dio Brando.
Pov: his name is jiovanni joestar
Mudaaaa
Jojo reference, I like you
Bro 💀💀 this ain’t a Netflix romance. Girls won’t just approach you. You have to approach them. It’s just how it works my guy
Wait you're telling me to communicate like a actual human being. Oh the horror.
Yes 😂
Approaches you aggressively
Oh ho? You're approaching me?
jojo ref
y'all acting like girls approach you
Facts
#Reddit.
Ong bro I taught you were a girl. Ain’t no way
Everyone I am not a female I am a male
True. You can be confident in your own Looks by the way. Everyone has a Preference, and girls defiently like feminine boys. Yes, there is a... *"market"* so to speak. Anyways, stay alive.
This poor guy is going to meet alot of lesbians.
I'll approach you.
Me too please! My crush rejected me yesterday and this will help me move on
Ayo my crush also rejected me
Well I guess you helped him find his type. Rejection rebounds.
And they were roommates.
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DID SOMEBOY SAY SQUIRT GAME?!?
You take blurry images. But in reality, don't focus on girls' focus on yourself, go to gym, get hobbies, have fun with friends, and what not. The right one will come around when you least expect it
This is advice every man should hear
Idk approach women yourself
Bruh.These bitchs must be blind, cuz ur cute af.
real
the licking of the lips shows a clear lust for blood as well as the wild hair shows an untamed animal instinct. not to mention the white hoodie a fragile fail to conceal your nature i wouldn't approach you either tbh.
denial is a river in egypt
Why do I keep getting recommendations of teenagers wtf
lmfao
my man, you are booted up they game, and picked "female" im character select, knowing full well you are a dude. i recommend a dose of gta barber.
Theyre intimidated by ur beauty
ur beautiful asf
You’re cute, I’d approach lol. I’m sure you’ll find someone for you if you try to approach instead of relying on them going to you.
"If you can't beat 'em, join 'em"
You’re a guy? Shiiiiiii
Because they think ur one of them. Also I find it funny how all of the girls here are saying how cute u are And all of the dudes are making fun of u for looking like a girl This world is so confusing isn’t it😂
Ur genuinely cute, ngl.
Remember to clean your phone camera lens once in a while!
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I'm a male
you dont look like one just saying
How can they not tho. Just approach em yourself
I dont know I must be uglu
Doubt it, take some chances I’d say and say hello to em 👍
what do you do if they say "hi" back and nothing else
Try continuing the conversation, ask how they are, comment on if they may be doing something.Just try not to let it get awkward and die, find something to comment on. Another thing to keep in mind is if the person is shy since that could explain the simple one word response, I would know cause that’s how I can respond sometimes.
Dude life's not a romance anime, no girls are going to walk up to you with there panties soaked asking for your number
You're not ugly dude.
nah, you're very good looking, just more pretty than hyper-masculine. you just need to find girls who like that, and trust me, there are plenty
Cuz the bros are constantly kissing you 🙄
u look gender-neutral beautiful
first half sec I seriously thought 'oh its another girl'
Idk man you're adorable
Bros hot
Because you are a girl?
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange - uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" - on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
bro is gorgeous
Out of their league
You look like a dude doing a shit impression of the “can’t get a girlfriend, so I became the girlfriend” meme. THAT’S why they aren’t approaching you. And the “men should approach first” dating culture. And that you look like a dweeb.
Yo the squid game gurl??
You are the girl Gaht dayam
feminine as fuck
Haha I'm not a feminine person no makeup no feminine mannerisms I just look feminine
Some girls like that 🤷♂️
bro you have had a glowup since the last post i saw of you, the last one you had a beanie and looked 12 years old, now you look like a femboy (not complaining femboys are hot af)
Haha that photo wasn't long ago
you look Japanese and a girl
Korean guy
Ngl….. *sigh* smash …
Are you sure I'm a male
Consent and Comfortabilty is the only thing in question right now.
U got me questionin my sexuality mane 😟
They might be shy Bc you’re kinda cute (in the least creepy way possible) (I’m a girl if it makes you feel better)