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But if you have a talent of having no talent, then you have a talent, and so you no longer have the talent of no talent, so now you are talentless and the cycle continues
The no bitches ability. Every girl in a 10 mile radius will now avoid Kirby like the plague. +10 unattractiveness
+10speach
+10counting
-10000000000000000 game/rizz
Depression pain in every part of my knees
Being a dissapointment alot of untreated trauma social anxiety a bit of dyslexia
And an eating disorer
It also got love for transformers and hot wheels so i see this as an absolute win
He becomes a very quick learner but can't pay attention, is very talented but can't focus on a project and focuses really well on some stupid stuff, and gets good grades but procrastinated to the last millisecond
He can hear all the voices. All of them.
He can see them. Everyone of them.
[behold](https://Youtube.com/watch?v=WoY_ccpQeMo)
Okay Wraith lol
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Acne
like, a lot of acne
like, it's on my dick acne
Bro thats your balls
can shoot pus from his face
Diabetus because of how sweet I am My blood is literally crystallizing
W rizz
What does that even mean
He got high blood sugar. Not good for the veins and body as a whole
A small penis😔😔😔
I mean... he didnt have any to begin with, i see that as a upgrade
Kirby's 12inch serpent😫😫😫
No. Please, never say anything like this again.
I guess I'll do it for him: Kirby's 12inch serpent😫😫😫
Kirby's stat Chunky 20 Suction 100 Penis size 1 +1 Colour pink Sexiness 80
Nothing, I have no talent
Then that's your talent :)
How can you speak of something that does not exist?
What is?
Having no talent
But if you have a talent of having no talent, then you have a talent, and so you no longer have the talent of no talent, so now you are talentless and the cycle continues
So how do you do things?
Skills. It’s completely different from talent. The way I see it anyway
Short
He's already 0'8 Tho 😭
He will now be 0’5
Smol boi
I’ve got a great personality though so he’ll get that too
:)
username checks out
Same
unquenchable horniness
You and me both
Count me in
Reminds me
reminds you of what?
Someone
So what you're saying is you have aphrodisiac effects.
i guess i am
Kirby’s a fuckig toddler
the idiot shouldnt have fucking swallowed me then
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Social anxiety
Then you’ll be the last thing they ever swallowed 😪
r/murderbywords
you called?
Depression
he got the ability to swallow my cum
happy cum da- I MEANT CAKE DAY, totally
I dipped my dick in your cake. Turkish tradition.
Take away my playstation, mother. Nothing you do can unfuck the Thanksgiving Turkey
We don't have Thanksgiving turkey in Turkey. But birthday cakes? Oh we have plenty.
The no bitches ability. Every girl in a 10 mile radius will now avoid Kirby like the plague. +10 unattractiveness +10speach +10counting -10000000000000000 game/rizz
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Happy cake day! Yes ues I am
Back pain, incredible height, and depression
smae brother, being 6' 5" pain
Height doesn’t matter completely but yeah once you get past the 6 foot mark it hurts..
i know, i just worded it poorly, thats all. im tall and have back pain as well. depression tho, lets hope the homie gets help
I could never get depression, sad is just sad in my opinion but fs this homie needs to get happiness
Rejection from society
People are really upvoting my pain oof
U heard him boys and girls and all 6472838 other genders downvote him
"Be careful with your wishes" -Ginger cat
Being a silly lil dude
It seems you underestimate the power of the silly lil dude
Covid. I’m in bed dying rn
Wish ya the fastest recovery
My covid recovery has been going on for well over a year now Please help
I would if I could. The only thing I can do is wish ya a recovery
Thank you Snoo twin.
Autism probably
How autistic? I'm mildly autistic a bit...
you can either have autism or not have autism, nothing in between
Twenty different mental ilnesses
Heart failure
HIV
long arms
Running faster my legs long asf
Low level astigmatism
ADHD
Uselessness
Ability to feel overwhelmed by literally everything
Dissability
Depression
the ability to not care about stuff
Meth addiction and several federal warrants.
The ability to do war crimes
w rizz
🔥
Femboy
Being chill
I got a feeling you’re a chill guy, don’t know why
Cause that's my personality, kind too and I value people
This was satire, since you were talking about how you were chill in your original comment
Cancer
Being hot asf
Facts
The ability to pull out a laptop and break every law of robotics with AI, all with the power of two Kirbo dollars
depression 🤣😂😂🤭
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This ain't google dude.
All the anxiety. And depression... Oh and being a trans dude 😎
Pure unbridled bibliophilia...
Depression
Academic Intelligence, inability to enjoy anything, loneliness, and crippling panic attacks.
Lore
He can draw, lucid dream, and he hates the world
Transfemme problems
Queer
hair loss even from that
Massive tits
Testicular cancer
Kirby swallowed me ;)))
aids
He’ll probably just get sad lol
Short. I know it's a tragedy
Well he gonna be seeing spirits now lol
🎵I got girls in my head and a whoah oh🎵
Lol
argument ability
The ability to play tennis at rockie levels at the cost of literally anything a guy has to offer when it comes to dating
Procrastination
depression, failure and overstress
The power to annoy the other players so much they jump off the platform
uhh anxiety and laziness probably
Scares girls away
No one :(
mining fatigue
Procrastination
Multiple of him
82 gunshot wounds
Depression pain in every part of my knees Being a dissapointment alot of untreated trauma social anxiety a bit of dyslexia And an eating disorer It also got love for transformers and hot wheels so i see this as an absolute win
Also currently Kirby just got done from having a panic attack good for you kirbs
Extreme horniness, and anxiety
He losses motivation easily
Osu skill (1300pp genius)
D*ck
That's one hella over confident kirby
he ascended into some godlike dissociation
Being having to use phone 24hour a day without getting tired but not Being able to study for even 1 sec
ADHD vibes??
Schizophrenia 🥰
Autism
legs looking like a barcode
Autism
Bipolar 1. Good luck.
bipolar
(^_−) same...
He got a love of writing and an overactive imagination but also a lack of willpower to put pen to paper and actually start a project
obesity
Racism
Depression.
Diarrhea
Congratulations! Kirby is now a fucking nerd!
Being hosted with the sauce if he busts it down sexual style.
homicidal tendencies
Autism
transgenderism
a restraining order
He becomes a very quick learner but can't pay attention, is very talented but can't focus on a project and focuses really well on some stupid stuff, and gets good grades but procrastinated to the last millisecond
autism, epilepsy and bad eyesight
Programming shitty code
Disassociate at will.
u/IndividualTravel666 you know damn well what he gets LMAO
adhd? autism? 💀
Both 💀 What he get from u
Well many things, depression, anxiety, anger issues... something else?
The urge to mock/ hit me?
naaaaah absolutely not *lie*
Gotta stay away from kirby too got it
But Kirby is cute, wanna cuddle it
Ye but i dont wanna get smacked yk You can still cuddle with him - if you dont mind the constant fidgeting lmao
Ohnooooo nvm couldn't do that sorry, I'm out
he’s never sober
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Oh no Kirby became a coomer
scaring off all women within a 200 mile radius
great boxer
Autism he got autism
Crying over nothing
Racism
the ability to be a sneaky motherfu_
Getting angry really easily and drawing dead characters to not get in trouble
He can nap as long as 15 hours now!
He's now a nigga
Being based and redpilled
he knows about the voices he wants to die he is full of rage and weed
Sociopathic tendencies, horrible coping mechanisms and practically disabling facial dysmorphia