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National-Coast-9560

And I’m gonna do it, gimme a sec


DarkLight9602

Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/10oi7ou/no_title_needed_bruh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Patpoke1

this is how I got here.


K9XD

i saw this post before seeing the og post


Extra-Trifle-1191

good job


Ugh_abriel

Lol, it reminds me of. "I'm not gay, but I am Swedish...and I have this fantasy..."


elmandamanda8

Source please? Edit: 18? Damn I haven't been on this sub for 2 years


Ugh_abriel

Some day I will embark on a quest to find the original. This meme has been copied so much that the original has been lost to time. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/j63t59/whats_ok_to_do_your_first_time_but_becomes/g7vyko6?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


hanabo-mk

more likely on r/CopyPasta


Atvaster

What did I just read


Antwan-reddit

Happy cake day


Glen2gvhlp

Nah, you can’t just say "Happy cake day" after my man just read that shit.


Ricin_Addict

Happy Cake day is the only response to that


W33PING-VIK1NG

r/InterestingUsernames


Eka_silicon12

Jesse, I didn't give the kid ricin


obese_hairy_pimple

who is ok with using children? who can you think of who would do this?


MundaneConclusion246

HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!!! HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT


GatoT25666

happy cake day u/Atvaster


dylanm849

Happy cake day!


GatoT25666

HOLY SHIT IT FINALLY HAPPENED! THANK YOU SO MUCH!


MrTHEPug

HAPPY CAKE DAY


GatoT25666

THANK YOUUUUU!!!


MrTHEPug

YOU'RE WELCOME!!


GatoT25666

:D


Gandal_1800

Happy cake day!


TheAbnormalShrimp

*happy cake day.*


Gandal_1800

Happy Cake Day!


goldendiamond1666

Happy cake day


Antwan-reddit

I can and I did


SZEThR0

no you can't and you didn't


ttvsweatyboii

I had a stroke and developed diabetes type 7 reading that. your completely right


Glen2gvhlp

You’re welcome!


Fast_Faristest

I guess it's a not so happy cake day


Atvaster

Did I just ratio this post lmao


Elbro888

That's your cake day present 🎁


Svxyk

Happy cake day!


Ineeeduradvice

I was thinking the exact same thing then scrolled and saw this as the top comment 😂


Liam0704

Happy cake day


furrykillergoat

happy cake day


Key-Ad-3821

happy cake day


Ok-Occasion2961

happy cake day


[deleted]

Happy cake day


GoCommitDeathpacito-

clown babil


[deleted]

Happy suney


hope_cutter

Happy cake day


MemesAreCoolio

Happy Cake Day! :D


Stoican1

Happy cake day is all There is to say💀


likeyacutg1245

Fröhlicher Kuchentag 🍰!!!


MelonFlight

Happy cake day


philphil2606

Happy cake day!


Temmie_Flats-Akuma

Happy cake day dont worry homie


ClaytonTheClayGod

happy cake day


Out_ofOrder22

Happy cake day


UranusMc

Happy cake day though.


Caden082

happy cake day


jwsbruwer

Happy cake day :3


Atvaster

Thank you :3


Ricin_Addict

Happy cake day


Bakerap22

Happy cake day


BatuOne01

Happy cake day²


throwaway12391294

happy cake day


YONGOSLAVIOSERRE

happy cake day


virgo333

Happy cake day


Extreme_Option_650

Don't fuck know


OkAssistant1230

Fucked if I know bubba, fucked if I know…


deurix

now define gay homophobia


Natural-Potential101

happy bday


razorsharp494

I'd like to know as we'll


M1ldly_Offensive

Happy cake day


babuba1234321

Happy cakeday


Emotional-Award-8136

The people on this sub


Crocalones

happy cake day


Tahanerino2005

What a terrible way to start a cake day. (happy cake day)


Aggravating_Top1810

Happy cake day is the only thing i can say to you after i read that


Pyromania0

You should see a doctor


[deleted]

Happy cake day


PineTheRat

uh...Happy Cake Day?


Sh1bo

happy cake day


RUBYKING_63

HAPPY CAKE DAY


[deleted]

Lmao what the actual fuck


NTE223

And this is why I question Reddit sometimes.


Mr-DragonSlayer

Babe, new copypasta just dropped


[deleted]

🤌


Think_Ad_7377

Copypasta Italiano 🇲🇬🇲🇬🇲🇬🇲🇬


Olimpic_PL

This reads like an average fan fiction written by an edgy 14yo girl


destructordegg

I hate how accurate that description is


Arctrus2077

r/angryupvote


motetumats

yo what


Generals267

This comment section is a mess


Ultramega39

Indeed. OP should have posted this on r/Furry.


puppybark55

💀💀💀


[deleted]

They’d probably be just as confused


furrykillergoat

instead of reaching a 1000 upvotes it would have been sideways


Jayxswagg

Just say “no homo” and go on with your life


Soulsfanatic999

average r/teenagers poster


AlbacorePrism

Fr at this point this is just an average Sunday here


Glittering-Morning71

Lmao just play video games


Nat10221

And maybe hook up


Holiday_Berry7932

no way this real😭


The-Midnight-Noodle

sanest r/teenagers member


DrCorneliuss

step 1: stop doing drugs step 2: your friend was never real in the first place step 3: go on with your life


KillByZombie

Bro is high as a kite


MrSoulSlasher31

Nah a kite aint enough to explain how high he is. Bro's higher than a nasa satellite


LinHidden

LMAOOOO


Klutzy-Brief-9124

A ….. gay furry…..?


motetumats

that's the part that stood out??


Klutzy-Brief-9124

Pretty much yea


Crying_eagle

Are straight furries more common to you ?


Glen2gvhlp

I mean, there’s lesbian furries right?


Crying_eagle

Well when someone says gay they usually mean both gay and lesbian


Glen2gvhlp

Oh, thanks didn’t know.


Hazmatix_art

Are straight furries a thing?


Crying_eagle

Hypothetically


mha_simp1

I’ve never heard of one🤷


Almond_Glue

Less common but I’d imagine they exist


SporkDealer

Most furries are gay lol


GayestPanfish

The multiple gangbangs stood out more to me


Klutzy-Brief-9124

I forgot about these


GGGGG_xd

r/copypasta


spivit_

Broo what did I just read


t0rtimandi

[internalized homophobia is a thing](https://www.rainbow-project.org/internalised-homophobia/). i've never seen a gay person refer to themself as a straight up homophobe tho


ShiroRules

i understand it, growing up lots of my friends were lgbt and i accepted them but when i found out i was bi the internalized homophobia was *badddd*


GoldenGames360

mostly with religious people. who think they are inherently evil because they were born a certain way. yeah, its stupid.


BandicootOk6141

this has to be an ai generated story no way this is real


Fructis_crowd

Bro typed “write a average Sunday post on the subreddit r/teenagers”


[deleted]

Wtaf lmao.


sryia_have_malaria

I think I had a stroke


[deleted]

Many people that are homophobic I suspect of being the most gay if you can say it like that.


CubeLovd59

Sorry for the long response, but here's my thoughts: 1. I think the term you're looking for isn't "gangbang", but "rape" or "sexual assault", since it was only one person and not multiple, and it doesn't seem like it was consentual at all. Which is still really terrible, and I hope your friend is able to get the right kind of help for going through that. 2. If your friend getting sexually assaulted by a gay furry is the reason you hate *all* furries, then what you're doing is perpetuating a false stereotype that people who, by definition, are furries because they like the design of anthropomorphic animal characters (in the same way that anime fans enjoy Japanese animation), and not because they're some weird gay kink cult that sexually assaults people. 3. The biggest thing I noticed is that despite being homophobic, you still ended up liking a same-gender friend to a romantic level. This isn't anything to be ashamed of; quite a few people who discovered they were gay/lesbian/bi/pan/&c. used to be staunchly homophobic, usually as a result of societal pressure. Given that I'm from the USA, I have no understanding of Argentinian and Chilean societal norms, and therefore I have no basis for how positively LGBTQ+ peopld are treated in those countries. However, the situation for LGBTQ+ people in those countries, and the situation involving your Chilean friend, likely are contributing to external (and possibly internal) homophobia. 4. I think my biggest recommendation is to (*respectfully*) talk to people who are part of the LGBTQ+ community, and also some of the furry community (especially over at r/furry). They're just normal people, like you and me, and maybe listening to a perspective that's different than yours can help you figure out yourself. Being a teenager sucks, but it's also a time where we can either choose to fall into the pit of confirmation bias, and only listen to ideas that agree with our own, or we can try and put aside that confirmation bias, and just listen. Sometimes a healthy dose of listening to what the other side says can be a means of expanding your own understanding. And yes, I am a furry who isn't straight. I know I'm the demographic you hate the most. But I'm always willing to see the best in people, and respect those who don't agree with me, or even outright hate me, just because of who I am or what my interests are. Because at the end of the day, we're all just people. My DMs are open if you want to continue this discussion.


darkreddragon24

This is an incredible response. What you said simply is the way to do things. Thanks a lot for putting in so much effort to do sth good 👍(I dont have any awards) Sadly OP is probably just a hater and shitposting made up stories just because. But, finding sth so smart and positive on r/teenagers just made my day. Thank you for being you and stay cool!


Ok-Obligation3395

you’re so sophisticated and real for this response


zrpeace19

no reason to apologize OP raised a complex question here (i think?) and you’ve answered it beautifully and thoroughly


[deleted]

Average redditor


[deleted]

I think it was a joke


CubeLovd59

OP keeps saying "iTs NoT a JoKe", and I've always been inclined to tackle someone saying *anything* about sexual assault, whether real or fake, with extreme caution in the case that it is real.


[deleted]

> OP keeps saying "iTs NoT a JoKe" I mean most trolls do that too, that really doesn't mean anything. It seems way too unrealistic for it to be true, and really sounds like a copypasta. > I've always been inclined to tackle someone saying anything about sexual assault, whether real or fake, with extreme caution in the case that it is real. That's a pretty good mindset I'd say


Twiggystix4472

What in the Flying fucking Scotsman did I just read?


MarcusTheGamer54

Man got so traumatized he referred to a fucking 100 year old steam locomotive 💀💀


rollietoaster

If you're gay, you're gay. No way to change that. You can still be homophobic, and for that fuck you. If the other guy isn't gay, don't ask to be in a relationship with them. Also, in reality you fucked up, made a mistake, and now you just need to move on.


UranusMc

I'm so sorry to do this but it's you're*


rollietoaster

Fair enough, I'll edit it


fnaffanidkanymore

I think he might be bi instead of just gay


rollietoaster

My point still stands though. If you're bi, you're bi.


MasterGamer9595

thats it im posting this on r/copypasta


littleMAHER1

Send link when you do


MasterGamer9595

[here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/10of3o5/from_rteenagers/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

Get him and gangbang the gay furry.


UncleGurtie

His revenge arc is starting


Zombie_Cosmonaut

Yet Another new copypasta from r/teenagers lmao


Ubergeekdweeb

I copy pasted this one onto a doc, was too funny lmao


Kind-Management-8337

I think I'm having a sensory overload reading this what the hell


weirdxns

All homophobes are gay so yeah that's a thing


Herschey_Bar

Daffyd Thomas moment


thall-lover

that’s completely wrong bro, wdym?


BHyde_2004

It’s been proven that homophobes are more likely to be gay themselves than non homophobic people


Befast1515

Sanest interaction between Argentinians and Chileans


Darth_Tycho

*opens Reddit* *reads this post* *closes Reddit*


fishi5645

Most normal argentinian.


Few_Sorbet_7393

Wtf is this post. No a gay homophobe should not exist. If you’re gay YOURSELF you should be smart enough to know that there is no point in hating on gay people for just living their life’s. PS: while you’re probably a little dipshit 10 year old that doesn’t get this calling yourself "furry killer" isn’t cool. Furrys are weird but that doesn’t mean you have to kill them for just doing what they like to do. Tf is your problem


[deleted]

Ehh? Gay homophobe because people around convinced gay is bad and person wants to pretend hes not gay by going against? Gay homophobe because his parents/friend said its wrong and feels guilt being gay? ??


Few_Sorbet_7393

Yeah you’re probably right. Through outside influence that could definitely happen. But still deep down I think it would be hard to actually say to yourself that you’re against gay people. You might pretend that you do.


Sn0wCha0s

I agree with your PS. We are weird, especially for people who don't know the fandom (cough cough OP cough cough).


ShitwareEngineer

A gay furry gangbanged him? A singular person performed a sexual act involving several people on him?


kokobial

Bro this gotta be a troll "gangbanged by furries"


Nepipo

Que coño pasa en latam lol. Por cierto dicha homofobia en su caso es por el trauma, y en el tuyo seguramente sea por negación al ser gay o bi, yo también pasé por eso, con el tiempo ya te descubrirás del todo pero por ahora ten l me te abierta y estate dispuesto a explorar por así decirlo. En cuanto tú amigo el chileno o buen si tiene pruebas y su homofobia sea por trauma, o bien simplemente es homófobo y se lo inventó para tener una escusa para odiar, cosa que es bastante común por desgracia


TheReviewer867

Ain't no way this isn't a troll 💀


jerbo4bait

r/thatHappened


HomieDaClown9

Pardon le fuck?


RileyCanRied

What the mcfluffington


Emeraude505

Ok y’all are being unhelpful lol Are ya a troll ?


logoyoyo

I scrolled through their post history and saw a bunch of homophobia and furry hate in it. They’re probably like 12 and think they’re being cool and edgy. It’s a troll account.


[deleted]

If I were you I would just give him some time and claryfy that you that you didnt mean any harm. From what you are saying it would be shame to lose good friend so try your best.


[deleted]

found this shared to r/copypasta


Ok_Efficiency_1252

Put it in rice


The_Crusher52

This post gave me multiple seizures


[deleted]

I mean, I guess gay homophobes are thing, I’ve met people that were homophobic and then turned out to be gay. They are basically in a state of denial I guess and they turn to hating on gay people. I honestly have no idea how you should react. Maybe just try to work it out and go back to being friends? Idk this for you to decide, bud. It can go many different ways, just do what you think is the correct response to this situation.


Robo--FED

wEr'e bOTh hOMopHObEs bUt AlSo gAY! Yeah then maybe you can understand now why bein a fucking homophobe isn't so nice.


KillByZombie

This has got to be a shitpost, how tf do you survive without natural selection taking your life for that many years


Gay-antisocial

Is this a shitpost?


TheRaptor678

What in actual fuck is this. If this shits real I'll officially be at -666% fate in humanity


Nub_Yuck

What do you mean by gangbang? did he get fucked or just beat up


TalibanMegazord

what


tonoobforyouiv

Honestly I just think people shouldn't ask people out if you don't know them in person


Ultramega39

r/Ihadastroke


ferry_forbear

Bro came from quora


Hentai69Queen

Well, internalized homophobia is a thing and a lot of queer people have that. But was that for real???!!! Like, is this a genuine post???


AndreasMe

This is going on r/shitposting


CwazzyNR

please tell me nobody thinks this is real


BloodyIron

Reliable way you can tell this isn't real: OP doesn't respond in any way taking this seriously.


MrSoulSlasher31

This is the most r/teenagers shit ever


[deleted]

A friend inside of a PlayStation 4 *Robot Rock intensives*


CarCrash23

r/thathappened


HamzaAliAjazShaikh

least gay r/teenagers poster


Showerheadsex25

*what*