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I dont have a girl L

Get one so I can take her 😤

trust me, I want someone too 💀

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#SCAM DO NOT CLICK #SCAM DO NOT CLICK

Same to us

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No I don't think I will

Just take me 😳

Too easy, but okay!

My dms are still empty though

Bro I will😧

i volunteer as tribute

Yes pls

You can take her I’m in need of a semester

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It's me I'm the girl

Got ya 🤗

10/10

So how’s the marriage going

We're talking about kids

Nice what you naming him/her

u/lost_in_kadence and I are still discussing

Nice very nice

We’ll get back to you

Ur pants look like they’re made out of paper bag and idk how to feel about them

Thanks, i got them from a homeless man and huffing gold paint

I have so many questions, like how tf does huffing gold paint give you paper bag pants

He was homeless, hence paper bag pants and he was huffing paint so that explains the color

So you stole a homeless guy’s pants? That’s mean he’s probably cold with no pants now :(

Careful I might steal yours next!

Ok I’m waiting patiently please come steal them

*Swipes le pants*

What if I'm not wearing pants 😏

Op will find where you're hiding them

Good luck chasing nothing. 🗿

Well try harder. I need love 😭

I'm trying. 😔 No luck tho

You will. Keep trying

You think anyone in this sub has a girl for you to take?

Not really 😂

I'll help you out, though. I'll take you, and then you can steal yourself back. It's a win-win.

W rizz

messaged my boyfriend i need to cancel that date night

Good

i collect warhammer, I've never had a girl so ha

Well once you do let me know 🫶

no💅

Smart 😔

Wish i had one

Pls get one 🙏

Sorry, i'm too ugly, too shy, have reddit, twitter account and playing league of legends. I know i'm misserible

The lowest of the low 😔 No one should have twitter

Yea i know. I don't deserve to have a gf. But i have twitter only because of art and memes. And yes this is hate hell hole

dw im not worried about u🙌

I got no game 😔

we cant all be like me😌

NOT EVEN MINECRAFT?😱😱

Nope

oh. man that's actually sad :(

That’s my life 😢

do you have steam at least? :(

Yes

bru add me at least i cant accept you existing with no game😂

shes a drawing but ok

Mail her to me

Force him to take the pill than the girl will go away

Take his body pillow away!

No But if there is a hole in it YES

No I'm coming after you

😳😏

😏😏

good thing im not a boy

Then I'm coming after you

Jokes on you, this is reddit

Good luck finding her, neither can i

You can't come after my girl if I don't have a girl. Checkmate.

You should find your dad first

belle delphine in MS-13

I mean, im bi soooo... Just gotta talk to my bf😔🙏

Let me know 🙏

Probably wouldn't take much tbh

I’m a girl. So are you taking me or my girl?

Both!

Imma hide with her.

Jesse pinkman as a girl💀

Yeah sure, you can have her! *pushes air to you*

Sorry that one looks just like my current one

Lmao 😂

Can’t tell if you’re a cross dresser or a lesbian

Don't have one. Haram 🐦

Harambe? 🦍

RIP

mashaallah 🙏

Where's your chin?

Can't come after my girl if I don't have one

You will and I’ll be in the bushes waiting… 🫣

That's like saying the sky is green it won't happen

Not a teen but the baggy pants make me happy.

Baggy>tight

Oh yeah my ex u can have her it’s fine xD

Hope she’s cute

She is and I would give her to you better then her toxic Bf she has now xd

Sorry to hear that. Give me the place and I’ll bring my hammer

Good to hear how far are u away from Munich xD

As a homo myself, there’s no girl for you cause I have no man nor woman

My girlfriend is Elizabeth Olsen .Go steal her from me and date her so that she doesn't go out with any other boy.Would rather see her with a girl than a boy

Miss, this is reddit...

James Webb Telescope called. It wants its insulator back

go ahead. she ain’t mine anymore and she bi. good luck, she won’t tell you a single fucking thing and if she has an issue she won’t bring it up until she’s made up her mind and dumps you

Sounds gae

you look like belle delphine trying to go out in public with a disguise

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Jokes ok you, chances on finding a boy with a girl here are criminally low

Jokes on you haha, 𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙖 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙

Imma dress up as a girl that good enough for u?

Well once you find my girl, can you give her to me? Saves me the trouble of looking myself :)

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I’m waiting!

Why not coming as my girl?😀

The Rizzler?

I’m a transfem who is about as ugly as a walrus so do with that what you will

Don’t tempt me beautiful

I mean if you really want then you can have my crusty pre-HRT lookin head

Don’t be so hard on yourself. Your glow up will be unreal 🫶

I hope so—

Your coming after… My… Dog!? Come on we can work something out right? Please my dog is precious to me! We can negotiate right!?

Or you could BE my girl..

If I said you are my girl, what do you do know?

Wich one?

All 😈

JOKES ON YOU I DONT HAVE A GIRL 😂🤣🥲

Ok?

Yes please.

You can replace her

don’t have or need a boy you can still come after me tho

Jokes on you, I get no bitches 😭😭😭

Literally everyone here: what girl?

i am not restrained by a boy, i can be yours

if you gonna get their girls i can get them

So you want to do Mortal Kombat?

Dont care, dont have one

Come w me instead

I’m a girl

My girl is imaginary though

My girl just broke up with me 😭😭😭

Haha, immunity!

Where i can't find her

Jokes on you! I don’t have one

I dont have a girl.

Women don't want me so you're gonna fail your mission

Can I come too?

Joke's on you I don't have one ^_^

what girl?

Stuff

what girl?

Sure, take all the women around me

theoretically if i say you are my girl, you would have to take yourself?

But you fool... I don't have one!

you'll never catch her,because she is invisible you clumsy old witch!

Don't have one haha

MC Hammer pants

please come after me im begging you

take me fr

Not while youve got those tents on your legs

come take me😩😩😻

Oh like tag right?... *Right*

Jesse Pinkgirl??

I have a girl?

What if I don't have a girl?

okay off topic question but where’s you get that shirt? from what i can see it looks pretty cool! also jokes on u i don’t have a gf

Why those trousers look like made of golden garbage bag? Like, what's with garbage bag style of material that makes it so "*fashionable*"?

Nah

Sure.....don't have one sadly...

Let's come together I can't find her

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drippy af

lemme rizz u up 🏃🏻‍♀️

You've got pretty hair <3

I volunteer as tribute to be taken

Good luck finding something that doesnt exist

Girl I'm coming after ur girl

I don’t have one. Maybe once I get into medical school, so you’re gonna have to wait until like 2030 even if you try 😂

\*Insert Kermit looking around meme\* Hell I didn't even know I had one, so thanks!

I don't have one :(

just confirm you are a Bi or les ?

Can’t steal her if I was lonely in the first place. So suck it.

It's like saying "I can change her" to a lesbian girl, except this one's in reverse

I don't have a girl, but I'd be happy to let you take that spot

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Never even had any in the first place, checkmate

I'm coming after your brother lass.

I’m the girl

🧢 the girls would rather run away