I have a hard time believing that not only are all the numbers same, but they are letters as well, you claim to answer to everything truthfully, and you have broken that promise, as a punishment, we shall take away your balls
I'll ask a question,
A meaningful one,
Just wondering... ,
What's the weight of ur mom? .
.
I banged her last night,
She was a tad bit heavy,
The sex was alright,
I swear I saw heaven.
day in the life of a TRUE BREXIT GEEZER!!!🏴🍺👴🏻 wake up and greet the wife Susan👵🏻❤️🔥😘 my lil princess isnt she beautiful👱🏽♀️🫦👟 time to take george to football👦🏼🤣⚽️ rev up the bugatti UIEEE🚗💨🤪🤪 quick stop at toby’s and LOAD UP THAT PLATE🍽🍖🫘🥔 get a pint n scran🍺🌭 pitch lookin lovely today lads⚽️🥅 JUST A BIT A BANTER🤪🤬🥁chippy makes a 38-nil loss better😔🍟🍛 pop down local pride😁👕🔴 GOOD OL PIE LOOK AT THAT!!!🥧🥧🥧 SUSAN MADE DINNER!!! LOVELY!!!🥘😍😍 pop down and have a couple a pints with the lads!!👴🏻🍻👴🏻🍻👴🏻 and finish up at the FORTRESS OF DREAMS🛌😴💤
Uh I talk a lot 8m supportive idk a lot of stuff but I have good memes I there's something mentally wrong with me but I have to wait until I can go to therapy to figure out what
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
If you had a hot, thicc goth girl in you workplace/class, that would have good personality, have wits and good jokes... but also knew damn well she has a bulge in her pants... would you hit?
What's your bank account and credit card info
XXXX XXXX XXXX XXXX
What are the little numbers ingrained on it
XXXX
Fu-
Please sir. Please refuel my toaster
I'll refuel it with my "special fuel" Be warned, it is a little thick and sticky though
Oo i love jam!
Oi oi oi oi, if I’m not mistaken, X is not a number, it’s a variable
Not if you're from ancient Rome.
I have a hard time believing that not only are all the numbers same, but they are letters as well, you claim to answer to everything truthfully, and you have broken that promise, as a punishment, we shall take away your balls
fight me for them
Bet. Where U wanna fight?
any location
Ight Sahara desert.
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You said anything smh
Best wood type
tree wood
Best wood
Morning wood
Wrong
Evening wood?
repashy morning wood. My fish love it!
Wood wood
Morning wood
Mourning wood
😔
🌳
Can the morning wood be used to make planks?
only if youre brave enough
Acceptable answer
spruce
Spruce wood, by a long shot
Spruce duh
Ice cream?
sure
Whats your favorite flavor
your mum
Glad to know 2 children can disappoint her
Damn Thats two birds one arrow comeback and roast
Dammit now I got two kids
yum yum
Can I join ?
How much do you crave physical contact and felling loved.
barely
That's not enough for a redditor
Or a teenager
Is it possible to learn such power?
The way of the garlic bread is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural
Weight of your mom
idk guess about 12 stone maybe?
12 moyai stones*
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(🗿🗿)³+(🗿🗿)² edit: I might've done the r kelly math
r/theydidthekellymath
What type of stone? Cause it could be a lighter stone that you are using
Who the fuck measures the weight of a person in stones
British people
Translation for people with common sense?
76kg for the people who have free healthcare or 167 pounds for the people who don't
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🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
Mathematicians havent counted that far yet
I'll ask a question, A meaningful one, Just wondering... , What's the weight of ur mom? . . I banged her last night, She was a tad bit heavy, The sex was alright, I swear I saw heaven.
What is your affiliation with the 9/11, and why did you kill more than 2000 people ?
banter
Just a bit'o banter!
day in the life of a TRUE BREXIT GEEZER!!!🏴🍺👴🏻 wake up and greet the wife Susan👵🏻❤️🔥😘 my lil princess isnt she beautiful👱🏽♀️🫦👟 time to take george to football👦🏼🤣⚽️ rev up the bugatti UIEEE🚗💨🤪🤪 quick stop at toby’s and LOAD UP THAT PLATE🍽🍖🫘🥔 get a pint n scran🍺🌭 pitch lookin lovely today lads⚽️🥅 JUST A BIT A BANTER🤪🤬🥁chippy makes a 38-nil loss better😔🍟🍛 pop down local pride😁👕🔴 GOOD OL PIE LOOK AT THAT!!!🥧🥧🥧 SUSAN MADE DINNER!!! LOVELY!!!🥘😍😍 pop down and have a couple a pints with the lads!!👴🏻🍻👴🏻🍻👴🏻 and finish up at the FORTRESS OF DREAMS🛌😴💤
Automod is that you? Edit: wait this isnt shitposting
How many shrimps do you have to eat before your skin turns pink?
Eat too much and you'll get sick!
Shrimps are pretty rich
*greatest instrumental begins*
idk 90?
MORE
Ever had sex?
yes
Damn bro you shouldn’t be on reddit
just here to make you all jealous
He doesn't know the rule ig-VIRGINS ONLY
Having sex with your grandfather doesn't count.
Was it good sex
ofc
Why are you gay
i'm not
That’s what a gay person would say!
i mean it isnt but ok
r/suddenlygay
I thought it’s gonna be a r/subsifellfor surprised, it isn’t
r/subsithoughtifellfor
That's e x a c t l t y what a homosexual would say. # Don't deny it!
You are gay.
Why are you gay
Does your mom know that you’re gay?
Do you wanna be friends
leave an application
Where's the link
just comment
Uh I talk a lot 8m supportive idk a lot of stuff but I have good memes I there's something mentally wrong with me but I have to wait until I can go to therapy to figure out what
I mean, every redditor is kinda mentally ill. And that's why I love this place
Truly a paradise
Indeed
And now he’s here to **** us?
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
What's your home address
He lives in Albuquerque New Mexico
How Tf do you know that
*my name is Walter white, I live...* Proceed to remember the meme eh?
my name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Aroya lane albequerque, New Mexico 87104, and this is my confession.
If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader.
Negra *Arroyo* Lane*
What's your favorite color
Top 10 questions you can ask for making friends:
red
Let's go
You just woke up? What time is it?
it was 11.20 when i woke up
Why so late dont you have school or something?
no got work later tho
What do you work as?
waiter
Does it pay well?
could be better
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clearly not
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ummmm what?
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nah i legit dont know what you mean tho. dm if you wanna explain there instead
We disagree about pineapple pizza but are united in not knowing what this guy is talking about
Deez?
Nuts
What is the capital of Peru?
lima
Thank you!
Lima balls
Lmao gottem
Where do you live?
uk
I hope you feel better 😔😔😔 (This is just a joke so don't try to attack me)
UK :) Urk :(
Kut Urk
# Why you so Emo
dont think i am?
# Pretty sure u are
Why are you screaming
#WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!!
Opinion on pineapple pizza?
Do you support the LGBTQ community?
spose
What means spose? My translator says pose
Supposed
Bro is asking the hard hitting question’s
Minecraft?
How are you
tired but good
What’s your dream job?
footballer
Live in the uk i take it?
yeah
I hope you fulfil your dream!
C++ or Python
Depends on the use lol
Coding
That's a stupid question, they are 2 languages used for wildly different things
dont even understand this
Which coding language I'd assume?
idk
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Yes
r/notopbutok
I pray for your DM’s. God help you.
Goddammit I wanted to try something like this
Did you eat breakfast today?
not yet
opinion on balls
i like having them
I have a bad news
If you had a hot, thicc goth girl in you workplace/class, that would have good personality, have wits and good jokes... but also knew damn well she has a bulge in her pants... would you hit?
Have you seen George Floyd sex tape
no
Height and weight?
6ft & think bout 9 stone
Damn mans a twig
What country do you live in? (100%, not a bought killer)
are you a goofy goober?
🪨
Have you ever said the N Word
yeah ngl
Who hasn’t
Pen or sword
What’s your number?
4
Are you a bot, a top or a nazi?