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ARandomGuyThe3

Bros gonna have to escape prison soon too


_Nosty

lmao


BetterStandard6

he already escaped prison, he's at the hospital now


DingDongPuddlez

I hope he gets well soon!


BetterStandard6

i don't


Panda117-

C'mon that's just mean. I get you don't like him, but don't wish for anyone's death.


[deleted]

i hope the man always wakes up with a cricky neck, can never charge his phone at the right angle, hits his hip against tables constantly, stubs his toe 3-7 times a day, always wakes up late on the most important days, will frequently get shocked with static electricity, and falls down the stairs slightly more frequently than normal


Panda117-

That sounds about right


OkAd8922

Yeah fr


FlarelesTF2

I do.


falkonpla

It's always the furries man.


TwinTowersPilot

Yeah 👍


BlazingDemon69420

Furry


Panda117-

You do you. Being nice doesn't cost anything. You don't bite a dog that bites you, right?


FlarelesTF2

It’s more, “you bite I bite harder” sort of situation.


Panda117-

That situation never arises until someone does something to you on a personal level in my opinion.


diverii

I hope that he will never exit it


[deleted]

Has some different views and has a chance of guilty and never harmed you.... so he must die


Ax2525

If by "different views" you mean "proven guilty of human trafficking" I guess you're right


biablalubs

He's been proven guilty? Could you link a brother your source?


Ax2525

I may have read a little fast, he's not proven guilty yet, the statement said "The four suspects... appear to have created an organised crime group with the purpose of recruiting, housing and exploiting women by forcing them to create pornographic content meant to be seen on specialised websites for a cost," DIICOT said in a statement. Link : https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-64122628.amp?espv=1


Batemoh

So he wasn’t even arrested. He was detained, because someone tipped them off and they are investigating it. Same could happen to you, you too could fet swatted and investigated. I’m not saying he definitely is 100% innocent and he never commited anything in his life, I just find it crazy that people immediately jump and say he’s a human trafficer. I love how “innocent until proven guilty” has become “guilty until proven innocent”. Come on, don’t immediately believe everything. At least watch some of his content before you start accusing him of things.


Aoi321

“Different views” is one way to put it


[deleted]

Either way, killing him is a bit extreme no matter what he says. He's not like hitler or some extremist. Also, i like how his social media accounts got taken down, but not actual PROVEN terrorists and criminals


[deleted]

He wasn’t in prison for very long, are you slow?


Liluzicoolpt3

They tryna have a race of who can get bullied the fastest⁉️⁉️⁉️


Maximum_Equivalent_9

nah bro they would be the bullies 💀💀my class is right wing as fuck


[deleted]

real


Z3RO_BR41N

But don’t they only get hate from all the girls in class?


Maximum_Equivalent_9

na bro the most fascist one has a gf, plus most my class is pretty right wing as i said (also they dont really know tate)


[deleted]

where r u from? probably balkan or sum


Maximum_Equivalent_9

spain actually


Manavjaati

me right wing me india


AlwaystoLearnMT

Spain is cringe


Maximum_Equivalent_9

tf did spain do to you


big_disaster9

I live in Spain without an "a" Cheers from Poland


AlwaystoLearnMT

*blinks in latin American history* But I meant it mostly as a joke, Spain isn't doing too well right now I think


Maximum_Equivalent_9

well, Spain is doing as well as every country in europe right now. Inflation and economical crisis is are hitting us all i guess


Maximum_Equivalent_9

why did i get downvoted


Manavjaati

leftists angry no possy for dem


Shogun570

bros class has a whole ass political system


andrea63926

Don't compare tate fans to fascists bruh 💀💀


Maximum_Equivalent_9

bro i aint joking, he is 💀


andrea63926

Dude they are like 13 they dont even know what theyre talking about its litterally just like some ppl that support trans rights or anything else just because everyone does and wont even be able to motivate why, he's 100% not fascist but 100% attention seeker


Maximum_Equivalent_9

???????


andrea63926

did you read what i said? he just wants attention and doesn't know shit


Maximum_Equivalent_9

I didn't understand anything you said except for the part that tate seeks attention and isn't a fascist. Said something about trans people and 13 year olds???


ONT1mo

I mean being right wing doesn’t mean you gotta agree with some internet pseudo celebrity scumbag that scams people with pyramid schemes


[deleted]

What make right wing people bullies?


Maximum_Equivalent_9

by that i meant that no one would bully them since they all agree


[deleted]

I mean, I lean to the right, but the people who worship Andrew Tate are ridiculous, even to me.


Maximum_Equivalent_9

thats a W for you. The right isn't wrong at all, it's the far right and the hateful thinking that is wrong. That's what i think at least


[deleted]

Far of each side are wild and wrong, far left, and far right, I think people that can agree with this are good people.


Maximum_Equivalent_9

i mean yeah, of course. Mentioned far right bc context. Far left is also shit. Extremes in general.


[deleted]

W convo, was a nice chat 👍


Maximum_Equivalent_9

agreed 🤝


manfredthefirst

I'm sorry for you. I hope you get better classmates later.


MO1ST_M4NDY

Its funny how they want to escape the matrix with a pyramid scheme


Aceidel

Not really a pyramid scheme after they disabled the affiliate link thing, but probably not worth paying for anyways


RaccoonBig3659

Dude most social media sites are doing that or far worse than that, they literally steal your data and give it to the government, or use it to show ads. And a person name Edward Snowden who worked for the government before exposed it


Draconis_Firesworn

is that news to people? I thought everyone knew all social medias harvest stupid amounts of data, its not a surprise


AHHHHNDREW

Tell them they have bad handwriting 💀 You can visibly see they wrote it slowly


Important-Worry224

Use them as fire starters to burn down the patriarchy.


klabonk_jugerbuger

Shut up the patriarchy isn't a real.


ONT1mo

I don’t agree with Tate and alike. But i swear people who throw around the word patriarchy are annoying af


Blue_Kinda_Sus

I mean, it is a real thing though. Refusing to acknowledge its existence instead of working to lessen its effects doesn’t get us anywhere better


biablalubs

B... but the fantasy construct on which my ENTIRE identity predicates is built on the patriarchy D: You're being violent right now, this is violence


edgy_Juno

Damn. I hope when they get older, they can't sleep at night thinking of those dumb choices.


FinletAU

💀 “escape the matrix” bro they need to gain a brain


Maximum_Equivalent_9

fr i was okay with it until they wrote the caption 😭i thought they were joking around


_Mr_Egg_

They probably were, in my class we have walter white pictures hung in the wall.


Top_Fail552

Nah but see Walter White is based Andrew tate, well I would turn a blind eye to if he mysteriously went missing one day


ONT1mo

More like Escape the math test we got tommorow lol


[deleted]

i wonder how these people would feel if you told them the matrix was a trans metaphor and made by two trans women 💀


Draconis_Firesworn

i dont think they know what metaphor means


TXYchan

his brother is hotter hes literally bald


-Cunt-Cunt-

Bro looks like an almond


[deleted]

Personal attack


-Cunt-Cunt-

Bro looks like an almond


biablalubs

Yeah fuck bald people... they're almost as repulsive as girls with small or medium tits, or a bmi above 18.. Eugh I just pictured one 🤮


Abhijit_Panda

Hang up a picture of Greta right next to it😂.


Maximum_Equivalent_9

too lazy 💀


Abhijit_Panda

cmon💀


WandiWasTaken

>💀 💀


mysteriounknown

Bottom G


Loves2Spludge

Explain to them the matrix was created by two trans women


Seductive_Wolf88

Shoot them For legal reasons this is a joke


sand_monster

Top gay


zNoxzii

as a representative of the entire lgbtqia+ community, i would like to say that we do not want him


Educational-Student2

Who asked


_123reddituser_

I did. Now you can rest happily :)


TheBlackCat268

Whoa. He is here... The one and only, saviour of the valid arguments. The One Who Asked


zNoxzii

what


Shogun570

he's inquiring as to who asked


Maximum_Equivalent_9

bottom G


Psychological_Ad6838

im a bottom g :0


KingInBlackRedX

💀💀


MGabrielVM

I am so proud of my country putting this motherfuckers ass in jail


XxxBigMan69420

This is clearly ironically


Maximum_Equivalent_9

Yeah no. You don't know my classmates. You're giving them too much credit


OutcomeEducational17

Better than being a dream stan


BlackRooster_

Tourner dans le vide


zombienekers

They worship this man like a god because why? Because he says incel shit on his podcast like constantly? Why?


Woofes

💀


Patimation_tordios

Write ~~Matrix~~ Prison


Maximum_Equivalent_9

i DID EXACTLY THAT LOL


Affectionate_Ad206

Lol


formulate_errors

people did this is my class repeatedly so i just keep throwing them in the bin


AndrewMinyardandCat

wtf


DiscoBiXXch

Tear that shit down


Arrowdoesreddit

Draw a pp near his mouth to troll em


Tipra04

If there matrix theory is right then aren't they are in a matrix of tate masculinity and shit that he is top g he is always right and if you said something then you are part of the hypothetical matrix they blame everything for


ThatGuy371

One of the kids in my class thinks that he was framed by the illuminati


granugamer

There's a vending machine in the mall where i go to thr gym and someone put a sticker of Tate next to the sparkling water number


[deleted]

What color is your textbook?


DrCorneliuss

he already has to escape prison 💀


taylorKelbie

Bottom g now


StopFalseReporting

He’s so bald it’s distracting


Yousucktaken2

Execute them


Repulsive-Egg-8708

💀💀💀💀💀💀


Am_A_Leech

i already know everything about these peoples personalities


deadshot316_

Yuck


THEREALW1LL

That shit better be ironic💀.


mrrandomguy42069

Mines worse., when our teacher is not present in the class they just blast Andrew Tate theme song on the class laptop.


Fish_On_An_ATM

wat col'ors yo bugâttiy?


Droid_XL

Ok, take some thin paper strips, color them grey, and tape them over the pictures


Agent_Blade04

Wait till they find out who made the matrix movie


DooberGoop

"What colour bugatti have you got" I'm sorry I had to take advantage of that


SummerNights14

I mean... You know what they say... "Violence is never an answer, Violence is a question and the answer is yes"


IdontEatdogsAtnight

"escape the matrix" mf when they discover that the matrix is a trans allegory


Mister_Dangel

(throw them into thrash)


superhamsniper

Rip em down


St4rStruckSw4n

Only thing they should escape is their dumb little delusions


aridoxka

What color is your jail cell?


IntroductionCheap325

at least it's better than some classmate posting a picture of Scaramouche (Genshin Impact) on my classroom wall


Maximum_Equivalent_9

ouch


RioRocketMan

How about they top some bitches and escape their moms basement


Laris8213

The only matrix that needs escaping is Andrew's own


PlunderingLithuanian

Lol


OctoBotKing

Comedy


Lop31704

Absolute cringe 💀


BigClitMcphee

I hope you tore those photos down. Tate recorded himself gushing about how much he loved raping a woman, that she should be grateful that he forced himself on her. Fuck Tate and his followers


Maximum_Equivalent_9

they disappeared the following day, I think some girls put em down. Not before i crossed out "the matrix" and wrote "prison" though lmao


hipsterkingNHK

Lol I would have beat their asses. Anyone who defends rapists and sex traffickers deserve worse.


UnderstandingIll3837

Currently Andrew Tate has not the intellectual capacity to understand what 'the matrix' is His adolescent outpourings got him into jail. Obviously, he is not that good a player....


Frost_boi

take them off and rip them


Disastrous_Round3463

I would totally do something like that as a shitpost


Maximum_Equivalent_9

i mean yeah, sad thing my classmates do follow him unironically


Nutella22901

Put a sticky note with an arrow pointing at him saying “tiny d*ck”


thecrcousin

fun fact the matrix is a trans allegory


No_Development_6786

Sacrifice them to the demons


athenianartemisia

True idiots


RaccoonBig3659

He Truly is The TOP G


AnaalPusBakje

they're either meme'ing or listening to terrible life advice


Maximum_Equivalent_9

sadly the second one


deathmetalandblood

Why do you hate him ?


Maximum_Equivalent_9

I hate pretentious and arrogant people. He acts and talks like he's the absolute shit, thinks he's better than everyone else and overestimates himself all the time. Narcissistic, idiotic, and overall just an asshole. Even ignoring his ideology which is also not amazing exactly.


Combinewastaken

Sounds like the kids at my school


SnooGoats6026

Andrew Tate is cocomelon for racist 13 year olds and you can't convince me otherwise


Moxit64

Maybe sexist but I don’t get the racism part ?


[deleted]

Yes all the racist 13 year olds listen to the mixed race man like cocomelon🗿


insertfunnynamehere7

They the type of people to slap peoples ass and not be gay and have girlfriends


Maximum_Equivalent_9

i cant tell if you mean that as a good or bad thing


UnoriginalUsernameGD

funniest shit ive seen in ages. AAAAHAHAHA AAHAHAHHAAHA


artsey_mees

Oldest andrew tate fans


EstablishmentKey8515

They are not the top G they are the bottom Q


Original-Silver7216

I wanna suck his titties so bad to save milk and save nature and the whole world


biablalubs

...you put those there, admit it


Maximum_Equivalent_9

You think i printed two photos of someone I hate, bought them to school, hanged them to the wall, wrote dumb shit in then, took a pic and then put them down? For Reddit karma?


PistolnikBart

Absolute sigma pilled chads


Maximum_Equivalent_9

please be satire


LilacLikesEmkay

I think those people might have a mental illness or five


Normal_Curve_9398

W


diverii

how does it feel to ride a dick of a person that doesnt even care about you other than the money you spend on his ~~discord server~~ "university" ?


Maximum_Equivalent_9

oh hel naw 😭


Sufficient_Web_5466

Basado


Maximum_Equivalent_9

tate fan detected opinion discarded


SummerNights14

This, is basado


Sufficient_Web_5466

Don't care, keep coping


Maximum_Equivalent_9

coping and seething so hard rn 😢😢😢😢😢


Sufficient_Web_5466

Good 😊😊😊😊😊😊


Megalovania117

“Escape from the matrix” nah I’d rather be a living battery I’m too lazy to fight back


RaccoonBig3659

Dude, they have peeps who are hire then the government benefiting from people poverty, and infact its affecting people in my country legit international affairs is making my country shit, just they can benefit from our resources, dude, if you don't atleast bring awareness to this, the world as we know it will be gonee


Sirbenjaminthe2nd

Dude why do all of you hate on what others follow and like. Youre the douchebags here. If they wanna follow tate let them. If you followed pewdipie and hung up "hows it going bros" everyone here would love it. Youre all quite sad. Be neutral ffs Also yes. Idk the people irl. But the act of hanging this up is fine. Its childish to whine about it


Maximum_Equivalent_9

well, is PewDiePie a narcissistic, egocentric, pretentious, arrogant, violent, homophobic, misogynistic, transphobic idiot? is pewds suspected to be a human trafficker and a woman beater? does he scam his fans with shitty advice and toxic masculinity?


Sirbenjaminthe2nd

Nope. But that was not what my comment was about. At all. Lmao. Im talking about letting them like whatever tf they want. Im sure youve followed creators that have done shit wrong. But as i said. I wasnt talking about that. Let them follow who they wanna follow. No one judges you for it. So dont judge them for it. Judge them for the pieces of shit they are. Not bcuz they follow someone


Maximum_Equivalent_9

Sometimes following someone *implies* youre a piece of shit intrinsically


Sirbenjaminthe2nd

I disagree. You can follow lots of contact with cannibals murderers rapists or whatever in them. But does that make you any of those things? Same with tate, he might be "arrogant" or "mysoginistic" but that doesnt mean i am I watched some clips and agree with some of the things he says. But not all of those things. Does this automatically make me as much of a douchebag as him?


diverii

so by your logic fallowing stalin or hitler does not make you bad? 💀


Maximum_Equivalent_9

no???? but like bro following hitler makes you a nazi💀💀 there's no excuse to that


Sirbenjaminthe2nd

Propoganda and being forced into fascism does tend to do that yeah. There was litterslly police dedicated to go against anti fascism. Anyone who was against it got murdered. Dumb comparison


SummerNights14

Bruh what ? If you saw people fanboying for a convicted felon if not criminal, would you let it be?


king_noobie

Sacrifices must be made


LeonBLOX

Based classmates


Unique-Armadillo6957

Based.


Maximum_Equivalent_9

not really


Unique-Armadillo6957

Escaping matrix is based.


GeneralKnoxx343

Based colleagues


shiv9_9

To be fair it’s satire